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Quote from: Treading Water on May 08, 2011, 06:04:06 PM
Is this like Atari?   

That's all George could manage to excel at anyways. 4-directions...one button. Go.

Quote from: Usagi on May 08, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
I wish. 

As a long time BSSM fan, you have no idea how glad I am to have you here. The only other guy here who used to watch anime before I left only watched Hentai....which was alright I guess but it got boring quick.

Quote from: Usagi on May 08, 2011, 10:27:00 AM
I seriously doubt he reads any emails they don't have the heading "I love u George!", "George, yur so handsome!" or "You changed my life, George!."

He masturbates furiously to subject headers involving "changed my life".

You're obviously a Senshi. lol.

Man...I only have a line to Phan....is he still here by the way?

Quote from: Agent : Orange on May 08, 2011, 05:18:29 PM
Hilarious. I was just reading that article!

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-romantic-books-to-disgust-annoy-your-lover/

I almost want to read his books now to lulz hard. xD

1-up, Tsukino.

I think it's Portal.

Quote from: Michael V. on May 08, 2011, 02:15:48 PM

That should be the required license plate for EVERY New-Yorker.

Quote from: Marc Knight on May 08, 2011, 02:23:39 PM
It's better than super-taste powers.  "... able to taste ass a mile away while battling hoards of mindless assholes"  or, something to that effect.

I was reading a cracked.com article earlier about one of the worst Romantic Advice novel writers in History. He suggested that a couple bored with sex should play a game called "what's that taste?", in which one unfortunate player sticks SOME kind of food anywhere on their body and the other eats it while blindfolded. Ultimately, the writer of the cracked article thought it necessary to exclaim.."Butt hair and Pickles?!?!"

I was once a member at Nighthawkzone. I eventually returned with my old account to troll them. Hilariously, what ultimately got me banned was posting an animated .gif of Obama dancing.

As far as "Noory hating"...that's always kinda been a staple around here. The guy blows, always has. Had to quit listening weeknights because of him and his angels and portals and constant lame twilight zone references. Generally when someone takes over a great show and craps furiously all over it, it's original fans become displeased. I'm not going to say anything nice about Noory because frankly, there's nothing nice to say.

I missed y'all too.

Quote from: EvB on May 08, 2011, 05:46:45 AM
The Great and Powerful Michael Vandeven, however, can smell ass a mile away.  :

Blarg. Worst super power ever.

Assholes? Here?! *shocked*

I remember when we had the influx of new members from that "other" forum....things seem tame compared to that. Maybe I'm reading the wrong threads.

I hear you guys just can't along without me...so yeah. I return, in all my epicness, to absolve you of your sins.

*fart*

Congrats buddy!

Good to see you still here too.

Quote from: EvB on October 21, 2010, 10:26:46 AM

Thanks Ev, now I know who to shoot at.

((Guess what???))

(((It's the guise in ties.)))

Quote from: 999 on October 22, 2010, 10:31:25 AM
I campaigned for Ron Paul during the last presidential election and, seeing how he was treated by various networks (incl Fox) especially in regards to debates, it would be hard to see how anything would change for 2012.


Glenn Beck called Ron Paul supporters terrorists BTW.

While valid, this is past material. They've all lightened up their tone about since the rise of the Tea Party movement. I don't give a fuck anymore. Whatever gets a guy like Paul in, it doesn't matter how to me. The ends justify the means.

I means, except if it's like chopper fire on small municipalities or whatever.

Maybe George's mustache is made from chocolate milks. And then that's why he licks his lip flap so much.

Quote from: MV on October 15, 2010, 08:50:06 AM

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on October 14, 2010, 07:20:55 PM
Dick cheese kills. Get your smegmatologist to check your willy.

Also Meg Whitman is a fucking piece of shit.

but piiiiiiiiiiirate!!  you and i are conserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvatives.  we're supposed to supporrrrrrrrrrrrt her because she has an RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR next to her name.  bwahahaha

Why did the conservative pirate vote for the Republican pirate senator?

Because he had an "ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What the fuck is up with that?

Also how come chocolate milk is so fucking good?

Dick cheese kills. Get your smegmatologist to check your willy.

Also Meg Whitman is a fucking piece of shit.

Quote from: EvB on September 30, 2010, 04:20:40 PM

Quote from: MV on September 30, 2010, 01:38:15 PM
From the EFF:


Update: On September 30, 2010, the Senate Judiciary Committee postponed the scheduled markup of the Internet censorship bill â€" a fantastic outcome, given that the entertainment industry and their allies in Congress had hoped this bill would be quickly approved before the Senators went home for the October recess. Massive thanks to all who used the EFF Action Center to write to your Senators to oppose this bill.This gives the public more time to remind legislators why any bill that interferes with the infrastructure of the Internet is a bad idea. This bill will be back soon enough, and Congress will again need to hear from concerned citizens like you.

Okay - time to REGROUP!

Jackass #1, present.

I'm another libertarian jackass who likes Dr. Paul.

I want dogs to be cats.

Hi, my name is Rusty. I kill bugs and rodents for a living.

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It's a spaceship.

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