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Quote from: WOTR on October 03, 2020, 06:58:58 PM
Random, stupid things on my mind? Alright... Why didn't I empty the freezer of both the food and the 25 gallons of rotting liquid in the bottom when it cratered? Why would I think it was a good idea to take out the solid food (minus a rotting chicken, as it turns out) and then leave the fluid for three years while I contemplated removing it from the basement?

If I never post again, just assume I was killed due to pure disgust. The freezer is now too heavy to get up the stairs without emptying out the fluid. And given that it has had years for anaerobic decomposition to occur, it may suck the oxygen out of the basement when the lid is opened and kill me. 

You're going to need a green tinted face shield on an airtight oxygen-tanked hazmat suit.

The green glass will facilitate neutral viewing of anything untoward you may encounter.

Or, consider using TaskRabbit.

Quote from: whoozit on October 03, 2020, 03:21:21 PM
Looking at your Avatar makes me wonder if Enik was discrinated against by the other Sleestak. #Brown Sleestaks Matter

Heh heh

What kind of cunting degenerate would want to harm Rick Moranis?

It's like sucker punching Mother Teresa for fuck's sake.

What's next? Let's go break Steve Martin's thumbs?

I realize the worthless fuck didn't know whom he was hitting, but STILL.

Color me manipulated and hating.

Someone is begging for fatal lead poisoning.

Jesus.

Quote from: albrecht on October 02, 2020, 05:27:38 PM
You should call in to Ground Zero. He is into esoterica, symbolism, conspiracies, and.....food! I'm sure there is "something" behind the Arby's franchise, menu, and symbols.

The stories of a honeycombed Hollow Earth are true. And it is full of food joints. I have traveled there.

09) WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING
(2018)
by Delia Owens

Quote from: ItsOver on October 02, 2020, 10:57:56 AM
You could go wild and go both Arby’s sauce AND Horsey.  Ride’em cowboy!

The definition of a true magician. (Something many wiccan occultniks just don't seem to get. Though they appreciate Arby's in general. Messed be.)

Alrighty then. Time to chow down like an Archon with low blood sugar.

Today is "drive through Arby's and go park in a cemetery fast food seance day."

The little known Roast beef and Cheddar evocation of Dr. John Dee.

Angels or demons?

Arby's Sauce or Horsey Sauce?

By the pricking of my thumbs, something in Horsey Sauce comes.

Famous ROLLING STONES drummer Charlie Watts announced a special upcoming solo project yesterday.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on October 01, 2020, 02:49:07 PM
David Icke lived in a tiny tiny apartment, I don't mean to correct you, but I am fairly certain that you might be ringing the wrong door bell. I do love your sleeztak costume

Any male - human or sleestak - who cannot accept correction from a female, has a long row to hoe.

Quote from: albrecht on September 30, 2020, 04:41:56 PM
But is his wager offer still available? Where's that UFO? Can he still send out mailers to elderly Iowans to scam them, as purported? And I recall something about a 'houseboy' who was an illegal alien identity thief who had a 'close relationship' with him, I wonder if he is still around also.

His plan appears to be to outlive any past rough patches or bad publicity.

But that will take about 175 years, give or take. It used to be 110 years, but with digital preservation, it is stretching out.

We can see clips of Uncle Miltie on YouTube for chrissakes.

Kreskin is going to have to live a long long time just to shed the Art Bell incident alone.

( David Icke is going to crap himself when I trick-or-treat his house. )

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 30, 2020, 09:49:56 PM
Cool Sleestak! Is it that time already?!

It is difficult to believe October is about to roll into the East coast.

Check out my Halloween mask.

The Amazing Kreskin
George Joseph Kresge

January 12, 1935 (age 85)

Quote from: ItsOver on September 30, 2020, 06:44:39 AM
Mac Davis, 78. 



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/mac-davis-elvis-presley-dead-obit-1067998/amp/

Oh, yeah. And some Aussie beeyatch that liked to screech about roaring, see Morgus’ post above.

"In Lubbock, Texas, the cows and the wind cry out at the loss of a native son to the Great Beyond. The birds have stopped flying. The fish are quiet and break not the surface of the water. There is sadness in the air and in our hearts.

This will continue for a while.

Gradually we will forget the death of Mac Davis and smile again, while also forgetting we all will soon follow him."

â€" Chief Captain Howdy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0KpfrJE4zw
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Robert William Barker

December 12, 1923 (age 96)

https://youtu.be/BtZ6DoeimP4

Quote from: pate on September 29, 2020, 03:02:56 PM
deForest Kelly is a shade now, for certain, but I wonder if he is his own?


https://youtu.be/pyFIfpMviR8

A Kelley green forest.

Pure.
Unadulterated.
Genius.

Pate is one of several reasons I haunt bellgab.

(It certainly isn't for the strippers and pizza buffet.)

Jack's comment about staying on topic isn't absurd.

Here is something more tantric, longterm, even "Kundalini Rising" worthy:


https://youtu.be/6a7BU_kI7xQ

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on September 28, 2020, 02:25:14 PM
I love Bruce Campbell too! Ok, I am starting to feel like you are somehow exposing all my secret crushes! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
I am slightly overdue for a trip to NOLA and although Grandpa Baldy didn't leave me a sixshooter, he did pass down an over under shotgun that is currently closer to my favorite primordial bathtub than I am, with my favorite cousins.
Green is lovely, all shades, personally I prefer Kelly over Forest, but both are very aesthetically pleasing. I don't know who Moonmaid is, but I am sure if she is anything like me, she's Golden.
Also I feel suddenly compelled to notify you that it's important to eat your greens for your pituitary glands, specifically cilantro. I like to put it in Mexican, Italian, and Indian food. Bon apetite!
Do you mean decadent like chocolate cake for breakfast, or like a 3 week stay at The Palms complete with party favors?

Okay, Meow. I'm going to need you to gently put down the shotgun and the cilantro. Easy! Easy now! That's it.

Now turn your back toward me and slowly back away from the pituitary gland. That's it. You're doing fine.

Okay. Stop right there and have a lie down on that dark green velvet diamond punch pattern chaise longue. Good.

Now tell me what the hell is going on. Start from the beginning.

And no sudden moves.

I'm watching you, girly.

Don't get squirrely on me.

BTW, we both know all kinds of decadent you can be and what I mean, else you would not be here stirring the pot.

Easy! Put your phone down. You can spin up instagram later.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on September 27, 2020, 03:32:43 PM
OMG!!! I love you!!!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

After listening to your call on the gabcast, I can safely say l have a strong affinity for at least two parts of you:

1) Your voice. Instantly, I was transported to an ancient AOL "lounge" where I met various characters and spoke to a few via questionable landlines. (The casual decadence in your voice tone reminded me of a persona whose favorite color was hunter green. She was of the sort to suddenly take a road trip to New Orleans with her grandfather's six-shooter secreted under the driver seat.)

2.) Your right foot - majestically and eternally cast in cop-evassive lead.

Chitty
Chitty
Bang
Bang

As I told Moonmaid back then:

Anytime, baby. Welcome to the freak show.

Quote from: Morgus on September 27, 2020, 09:54:13 PM

Yep, thats 'ole FortRock - the official face of Bellgab
and its twitter page too:
https://twitter.com/BellGabDotCom

Oh, coolness. Good to see a full-sized  version. I kept meaning to ask MV about it long ago and never followed through. When IO said the name, it activated my old circuits. Thanks, Morgus.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 27, 2020, 08:15:25 PM
My mistake.  I thought it was FortRock’s brother.

Maybe you know the answer to this. Is FortRock the face that appears as Bellgab's URL/bookmarked mini icon?

Quote from: AZZERAE on September 27, 2020, 12:16:21 PM
What do you think of "Mr. Show"?

Bob Odenkirk is a god who walks amongst us mere mortals.

Maybe "Odinkirk" is in order.

On a somber, unrelated note, Anna Faris ditches her high paying gig as the daughter on MOM.

I'm devastated. How can I go on?

Time for the CBS network to activate the "Darrin II Protocol."

Hal Linden

March 20, 1931 (age 89)

By contrast, Ian's enjoyable technical breakdown of the tetragrammaton illustrates the painful mindless suckage that must be tolerated when Noory is at the controls.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on September 27, 2020, 03:05:06 AM
1. Yes
2. Give me the bat, Wendy.
3. I am neither relieved nor believed.
4. None taken. Gears? Where we're going we don't need gears.

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on September 27, 2020, 03:05:35 AM


That group could destroy a Golden Corral faster than COVID-19.

that's Ian on the right? is he still that fat? i hope not, i like him a lot more than Noory. He's like 60, there's a reason you don't see many really heavy elderly people :/

Here is a trimmed down Ian, in his secret life identity as The Beast Rabban Harkonnen.