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Quote from: Who on December 16, 2015, 06:37:47 PM
Coming in February from Ol' Gerry Productions.



Available at IMAX Theaters worldwide!

Be there as Senda boards an airliner for the first time in 30 years.
Experience the excitement as Senda bugs the hell out of the other passengers.
Feel the tension as the flight attendants confiscate Senda's iPad.
Cheer as the passengers assist the flight attendants in tackling Senda and duct tape him to his seat.
Have a ringside seat as Senda interviews David Wilcock, Eric Pearl, Tommy Danheiser and other luminaries of the woo woo world.
Thrill to the spectacle of Senda being ejected from the convention hall.

Cringe as Senda is told he needs to buy a second seat.
Laugh as he requests a seat-belt extender.
Chortle as George discovers they no longer serve free snacks on the flight.

"I took a trip to Sacramento.  It cost me almost 200 dollars.  The convention wasn’t very good.  And because I didn’t get a ride up there I threw out my back and my knee got swollen."

I wonder what a ride really would have done for him.
He rode the train and bus all the way there, sitting, relaxed, making videos.
The walking he did was crossing the street and about a block and a half from a stop to the hotel. 2 blocks. 

If Kathy drove him he would have avoided about 2 blocks of walking.

There is no way he will handle LA.  Just check in to the plane can be 2 blocks worth. Plus the flight will be cramped and will ruin his knees and back.

He has said he has not flown in 30 years or so, it will wreak him.

Falkie is just now hearing about the racism theories from Star Wars?

Quote from: SnapT on December 11, 2015, 10:26:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS!

http://youtu.be/gu1Tt05v3MQ

Holly cow, he changed out of his pajamas.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on December 11, 2015, 01:52:42 PM

http://youtu.be/hqJgArHBYGg



Some of my favorite George Senda moments are the ones where he's interacting with the "real world" outside of his apartment and our BellGab bubble.  Here was his interaction with a lady in one of the vendor booths at the New Living Expo last April - starts at 4:34 mark:

Woman:  Hiiii!
George:  I do videos on YouTube.
Woman:  Excellent!  (waves)
George:  Tomorrow, I interview George Noory.
Woman:  Oh, very cool.
George:  I used to make fun of him, so...
Woman:  He's usually doing the interviews.
George:  Yeah, well, I've never done one, so this will be my first.
Woman:  Alright - good luck. (pause) Hey, we've got a talk tonight at nine on food issues.
George:  Well, my girlfriend's sitting in the car because Noory only left me one ticket.  I'm doing a show with him in June, so tomorrow I'm going to get him to pay for my girlfriend's ticket.
Woman:  Ahh, man!
George:  We weren't entirely prepared for this, and this afternoon at 3 o'clock, I was using this - got a hemorrhage in my left eye.
Woman: Oh crap.
George:  So it's been like - I thought I had a detached retina - I don't.  My glasses broke too, so...
Woman:  I saw that.  [note: George had informed us earlier in video that his glasses were duct taped to his head.]
George:  Fun day.  See ya later.

Thank you for transcribing that, it was a fantastic interaction between Senda and human.

The one with the psychic near the end is good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW9p-5v_k0o

The bucket contest is ON!

If you can guess the reason he has a bucket you will win some crap off his shelf. And he might or might not pay for the postage.

My favorite part was when he wanted the viewers to look at the tiny monitor n the other side of the room. He tried to point out a little picture of the bucket so we would know what he was talking about. The bucket was right there he could have just pointed at it.
His poor mans version of a video insert is kind of amusing though.

My guess is he is recreating the walrus meme, he makes a fine walrus.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 27, 2015, 12:10:26 AM
The bedroom is nominally warmer than the living room but not by much. I had forgotten I can turn on the wall heater in there and will do so the next time I go in there.

This quote along with the video where he learned that an air conditioner made a room cooler.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on December 10, 2015, 05:30:09 PM
All likely made up to gin up views.

Depravity.

True.
Falkie give a strange set up for it too. He says that Kathy will come out and clear up a false story that was posted on Bellgab. At the time the story of Falkie getting raped was in every post but no one was talking about Kathy. So what was the story that this video was disputing?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on December 10, 2015, 04:47:03 PM
I have to say I am a bit hesitant to click on those videos. I'm starting to think with the following quote from you that you have been less than honest with us this whole time:

If you do watch them keep this in mind, a few days after the rape video George kicked Kathy out. Kathy then ran straight to Patty and has been living with her till now.

George tells everyone about his Youtube crap, Patty has to have seen it and she still let Kathy move in. And Kathy wanted to move in there.

It was not long ago that we were told about a hooker that treated George and Kathy to prime rib. Kathys food was bad and George raised a stink to get it all for free.
Was this the same place? Who paid for it? Did you pull the same move? Did the begging for donations video earn some cash so you could go to Black Angus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ki94TLRZQ

Great video sir. Feeder videos are a big thing on the net and Kathy is a natural.

Watching you eat is just funny. You fumble and spill and I did support the monetization of Falkie eating videos for the novelty of it. Every one would laugh as Falkie ate Hot Dogs and he got mustard all over himself.

But Kathy is a pro, no drop was spilled. Her fork movement is perfect, she catches each bit before it can drop.

You have a superstar on your hands there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ycuuRuURow

Did George review this film, I would love to read his opinion of it.

It might be too dark for his tastes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smJmcto83qY

Attention GIF makers, the 7 minute mark he has a "pain spike". It looks like he spooges in his pants.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 08, 2015, 05:42:52 PM
Thanks goes out to Who for highlighting this post.





This is from last summer, and what has changed?




Kathy sounds like an animal. Who the hell walks around in the NUDE fer fuck's sake when company is over?!! Who does that?!!  The more that I hear about Patty, that poor woman sounds like a saint.

Hey Falkie, does Kathapotumus leave skid marks everywhere she sits? Nasty.


How does sweat Kathy have any friends? How?

Those demands that Mama Senda and Patty made about Kathy wearing a bra do sound more unreasonable now.
I mean they got her to put on a shirt and hopefully pants sometime, count the little blessings.

Quote from: akwilly on December 07, 2015, 11:54:20 PM

https://youtu.be/b31fcyQuF0Q
Here is one of Falkies best videos ever. In it he goes on for almost 10 minutes describing different ways of killing terrorists with bacon or pork products. The first couple of minutes are priceless as he describes different ways of booby trapping your house with deadly bacon or pork products.

All that food talk had him burping good at 5 minutes.

Quote from: Defwhale on December 07, 2015, 03:05:02 PM
That's awesome.  Let's see how people truly value his efforts.  I'm guessing the over/under for subscribers is 4.  And I'm taking the under.

By the way, I'd think a person would be able to take the multiple faulty iPAd charger cords back to the store and get them replaced at no charge.  Since that hasn't occurred to him, has anyone suggested it?

Those cords are HIS possessions, HIS.

Are you suggesting that he should rid himself of his property? His little treasures are important to him.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on December 04, 2015, 12:47:52 PM


"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another." - Madonna from "Erotica" (see post above)     

Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls. With Boop, Only Boop.

Quote from: schmepper on December 04, 2015, 02:27:57 AM
Thanks for the tip, but I'm not sure I can fault a man of Falkie's stature for falling to the temptation of the cinnabun.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8NI1pcIeYI



Falkie. You just keep giving. How large a donation to witness a cinnabun being abused?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjX5_Dk6k_Y

Falkie, I will donate $20 if you dress as Carl from The Walking Dead and eat 112-ounce can of chocolate pudding in its entirety.

Or do the Taco Bell 12 pack Challenge.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on December 03, 2015, 09:47:47 PM

http://youtu.be/LekFefVJI4w

The Bridges To Freedom campaign is under way!

Please watch George's latest video, and contribute what you can to help #KeepTheLightsOn for @Falkie2013!

Spread the word on Twitter, Facebook, and any other forums you participate in.  Thank you in advance for your support!  George's need has never been as desperate as it is now, and he needs ALL OF US to help him out at this time!

http://theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com/

Falkie, if you want to get donations then make quality videos.

No one cares that you beat CBS by 7 minutes. Youtube is not where people look for breaking news, they go to look for entertainment, mostly timeless.

Stop with reading news, stop with the extras that do not work, that screen behind you was a waste of money.

Just make something good, you have been given a lot of tips, give them a shot.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on December 03, 2015, 09:11:23 PM
Keep your eyes on the left side of the video around the 0:57 mark.  You're welcome.


http://youtu.be/RtwHa4yuiWM

Wow, thanks that was, um, thanks.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 03, 2015, 04:15:17 PM
In all fairness to Falkie, it was only Sweet Kathy's luscious ass cheeks. You need to pay for Falkie's premium video service in order to see any more revealing footage of the recumbent Madonna.

How have I not seen this? I want to see her ass, please.

Quote from: akwilly on December 03, 2015, 12:24:33 AM
Does he have the kind with a hatch in the rear?

Falkie would look good in a union suit.

Quote from: Who on December 02, 2015, 01:31:34 PM
Five Seconds in the Life of Senda.  Once again we have reached into the time-space continuum and randomly selected five seconds in the life of Senda.  In this episode, Senda the grifter asks his 246 subscribers to send him $5 each.  His monologue is briefly interrupted by a man with a leaf blower.  Senda is outraged at the man's timing (interrupting Senda's rant) and calls the men with the leaf blowers "lazy suckers" because they don't use a rake like he did.  Senda calling someone lazy.  Try to wrap your mind around that.

"I don’t know what this guy’s doing out here with an air blower.  Great timing for that.  They come out here every Wednesday, I hate these guys.  Lazy suckers.  They should be able to use a rake like I did when I started high school."

Notice that Senda is so unfamiliar with work and the tools of work that he refers to a leaf blower as an "air blower."

I would send a few bucks if Senda gave a shit about his videos. But he does not give a damn about the quality or content, just volume.

He is using the model of throw enough crap at the wall and something will stick. Maybe if he did a bit of post production work or wrote some content, perhaps even follow up on the newspaper vending machine mystery. But no, he is not concerned with what he posts as long as he posts.

Sorry Senda, I will not care more than you and you don't care about the craftsmanship.

Quote from: akwilly on November 30, 2015, 09:42:43 PM

https://youtu.be/cYZRPy_8xlM
Hey Falkie, you got really worked up on this video, I could feel you're rage about the illegals. Sorry about the Steelers and hope that you get rid of Kathy once and for all.

Why does Falkies voice get higher pitched and whiny when he talks about illegals or Muslims?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 27, 2015, 06:34:05 PM


And inglorious bitch, YOU don't have to live or interact with Kathy and hear her Patty stories.
I do.
STFU.

No, you do not have to, you want to do it.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 27, 2015, 06:34:05 PM
I've known both of these women for years and have to deal with the drama on a nearly daily basis.

No, you do not have to, you want to do it.

Quote from: coaster on November 24, 2015, 09:57:06 PM
How are you going to teach them about housework, when you don't even know what housework is?

Those that can't do, teach.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 24, 2015, 09:26:33 PM
It's been 40 years since I actively bet on football through the auspices of a friend who had a bookie.
According to Wikipedia, the spread is points that favor the underdog.
That's what I always thought the line was and if I've been wrong all these years, well excuse me, I'm way out of practice.

Technically that is correct but the points are not made by experts they are ultimately made by the betters. If a team gets too much play then they take away points, if a team gets to little they get points.
The goal being to get equal money on each side and the Book takes their percentage. It  has little to do with what any analyst think will happen.
The book has no desire to actually gamble on the outcome of a game.

You will see odds when it is a future game with unknown participants, like betting at the beginning of a season for the Steelers to win the Super Bowl.

Quote from: akwilly on November 23, 2015, 08:30:24 PM

https://youtu.be/w2WWnuYBIDs
Hey Falkie you do realize that if the spread reads Seattle -13.5 then Seattle is the FAVORITE! Holy cow man you really don't know how to read the lines? Falkie everything you said in regards to this weeks NFL lines was exactly WRONG!

Also, when the actual score was way off from the spread he said the bookers did not know how to predict a score.

Falkie, the spread is totally determined by the betters. The house adjusts it as the week goes in order to get close to 50% bet on each side, that is when they make the most money.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 17, 2015, 01:31:47 PM
I worked starting at the age of 16

George, it is very common in America to start working at 16. That is pretty much when everyone starts.

Some even start much younger. I had a paper route at 10 but I do not put it on any resume.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 16, 2015, 04:48:01 AM
They've been watching a lot of cable tv and Kathy and Patty went to the mall yesterday.
The place with the news racks has been vacant for months. Only recently did they remove the doors & windows.
As to the news rack video, the place has had the doors ( except for a roll down door ) removed. I just walked in, took a look from 10 feet or so from the doorway, took a picture of the news racks, did my video and walked out.
There are NO hooker ads on the racks.
Decals for Burger King and Carl's Jr.
Others in the neighborhood have also walked into the place and I've even seen 3 young women in there standing there and making calls on their cell phone.
The place has interesting acoustics and the owner of the building also owns the former Martinez Chrysler-Dodge-Plymouth building diagonally across the street next to the Odd Fellows Hall.
He buys stuff and has periodic sales and he and I have talked at times & he knows me as do many of the merchants on the street.

So they did a good job of cleaning all the hooker cards out, huh?

These guys put those cards every where and the news stands get filled with them.