The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffh4K4KqOCg

Buying a book called "Chinese Military Today" that was written in 1979 is like buying a book "The Internet Today " that was written in 1993.

[PB the Deplorable]

It's been hot in Martinez for the past four days.

It went from too cold and rainy for Falkie to do anything he didn't want to do, to too hot.  Like someone flipped a switch.  I think it will be mild and pleasant around the end of October and beginning of November though.

[WOTR]

Yeah, this. It's the second time I've seen a video to this effect in the last two weeks. I'm done with his channel. Unsubscribed. Bye Felipe.

I'm switching over to Jason Callan's calorie porn.

I'm sure that he did not actually mean anything he said that you may have found offensive.  He was just mouthing the words to placate and satisfy his new subscriber base.  It's not like he has ever posted anything about those wetbacks using his free medical care in the past (or mentioned about that black bastard who fictitiously robbed Kathy at Walmart or...) 

As a Jew, he understands that discrimination is not healthy.

[GravitySucks]

I'm sure that he did not actually mean anything he said that you may have found offensive.  He was just mouthing the words to placate and satisfy his new subscriber base.  It's not like he has ever posted anything about those wetbacks using his free medical care in the past (or mentioned about that black bastard who fictitiously robbed Kathy at Walmart or...) 

As a Jew, he understands that discrimination is not healthy.

As a Jew, he sure unboxes a lot of precooked pork ribs and pepperoni pizza and pizza rolls. He has mentioned he has never been to synagogue but he has lots of books.

[Walks_At_Night]

It's still early in the month so it's time for a good old fashioned haul video.  Neighbor has been coerced into cleaning his pad, a tomato has gone MIA, how ice cubes work is a mystery, cuticles are horrific looking, glasses are fixed up and since Kathy will be visiting a can of Vienna Sausages just for her.  Oh and some useless crap.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfeMQMvbbGY

[Rally Squirrel]

It's still early in the month so it's time for a good old fashioned haul video.  Neighbor has been coerced into cleaning his pad, a tomato has gone MIA, how ice cubes work is a mystery, cuticles are horrific looking, glasses are fixed up and since Kathy will be visiting a can of Vienna Sausages just for her.  Oh and some useless crap.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfeMQMvbbGY

Also, when he drinks his water the ice cubes melt and dilute it. He is going to buy Kathy an egg when it goes on sale. Plus it was a big day, he found a bottle and an onion on his way home.

[whoozit]

It's been hot in Martinez for the past four days.

With Sweet Kathy visiting it is about to be hotter, much hotter.  Vienna sauasages for Kathy is obviously a euphemism.  Long live George Falkie McNugget Senda.

[whoozit]

Also, when he drinks his water the ice cubes melt and dilute it.

Oh the horror.  SMH

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Sixty pounds of cat litter + fifty pounds wet cat food +  10 pounds (est) weight of the rest of the groceries schlepped home/ degenerative disc disease=x

solve for X

[nooryisawesome]

Kathy will be visiting a can of Vienna Sausages just for her. 

Senda certainly knows how to spoil a woman.

[WhiteCrow]

Sixty pounds of cat litter + fifty pounds wet cat food +  10 pounds (est) weight of the rest of the groceries schlepped home/ degenerative disc disease=x

solve for X

Solved the equation...Senda is superman!  It almost escaped me.  Thanks Billy

[GravitySucks]

Man on the spot. Breaking news.

Murder suicide - but they are still looking for the active shooter???   

Finger on the pulse Falkie


https://youtu.be/CCmuQCWxefo

[Inglorious Bitch]

Also, when he drinks his water the ice cubes melt and dilute it. He is going to buy Kathy an egg when it goes on sale. Plus it was a big day, he found a bottle and an onion on his way home.

He stole the onion from someone who had their groceries on the ground on the first floor. He said he took it from a "bag of onions". Bag of onions? Is that something usually found lying around, or did he steal someone else's produce?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

He stole the onion from someone who had their groceries on the ground on the first floor. He said he took it from a "bag of onions". Bag of onions? Is that something usually found lying around, or did he steal someone else's produce?

I don't profess to know much about the communal customs of west coast folk, let alone those who labor in an impoverished manner, but perhaps this is kind of like the penny tray.  Just substitute the onion for the penny and the bag for the tray.  Onions for everyone!  Edit:  the onion bag shouldn't be confused with the onion box, the onions for the crippled children.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pX3OcPAHR8

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Solved the equation...Senda is superman!  It almost escaped me.  Thanks Billy

Good afternoon White Crow.   Wrong answer, sir.  Figures you work in a bank.   

[GravitySucks]

He stole the onion from someone who had their groceries on the ground on the first floor. He said he took it from a "bag of onions". Bag of onions? Is that something usually found lying around, or did he steal someone else's produce?

Since he stole a walker from downstairs last week, the poor soul Probably needed to make two trips - they probably figured nobody would steal their onions while the fought to catch their breath.

[WhiteCrow]

Man on the spot. Breaking news.

Murder suicide - but they are still looking for the active shooter???   

Finger on the pulse Falkie


https://youtu.be/CCmuQCWxefo

Duh...that's why its strange.  Get with the program GS. Geesh!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Since he stole a walker from downstairs last week, the poor soul Probably needed to make two trips - they probably figured nobody wouod steal their onions while the fought to catch their breath.

Are you kidding me?! He stole someone's walker?! WHY?

[whoozit]

Are you kidding me?! He stole someone's walker?! WHY?

Is this a trick question?  Because he's Falkie.  Everything is his.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I don't profess to know much about the communal customs of west coast folk, let alone those who labor in an impoverished manner, but perhaps this is kind of like the penny tray.  Just substitute the onion for the penny and the bag for the tray.  Onions for everyone!  Edit:  the onion bag shouldn't be confused with the onion box, the onions for the crippled children.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pX3OcPAHR8

Is this like the time he came upon a lending library and took all the books home for himself? Am I a bad person for wanting to throat punch Senda?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Is this a trick question?  Because he's Falkie.  Everything is his.

Including all the food at pantries for the hungry. He pushes kids and mothers out of the way. This is why people feel schadenfreude when something bad happens to the slug. 

[whoozit]

Is this like the time he came upon a lending library and took all the books home for himself? Am I a bad person for wanting to throat punch Senda?

I'd be worried if you didn't want to.

[GravitySucks]

Are you kidding me?! He stole someone's walker?! WHY?

In case he might need it someday. Its in a video from sometime last week.

[Inglorious Bitch]

In case he might need it someday. Its in a video from sometime last week.

Oh my God. You can't make this shit up.

[PB the Deplorable]

Are you kidding me?! He stole someone's walker?! WHY?

Clearly he's still stewing over the FoodMaxx Crone

[starrmtn001]

Sixty pounds of cat litter + fifty pounds wet cat food +  10 pounds (est) weight of the rest of the groceries schlepped home/ degenerative disc disease=x

solve for X

That plagiaristic sum 'o bitch stole my disease!!!

Good.  He can have it!

[GravitySucks]

Oh my God. You can't make this shit up.

I'm not going back to look, but he held it up saying he found it downstairs and was keeping it in case he ever needed it. It was a silver fold up walker.

[GravitySucks]

Damon can probably find the video

[Walks_At_Night]

Just got home from work.  So it seems as if the Mystery of the Purloined Onion is still not totally solved?

He found his Precious he did............  It was a  birthday present it was

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh my God. You can't make this shit up.

What?  He nicked a Walker and then talked about it on Youtube?