Srendi Bastard-Welcome to your birthday roast!

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOaZbaPzdsk

No love for this Englisher...

I Shred Me.

Nefer!@


ediot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2hOetgHK4s

[MV/Liberace!]

happy birthday, buddy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He's a year older, but not a year wiser. 

[maureen]

worthy of a Bach fugue and tocata  played by Glenn Gould!

Cheers!

[SredniVashtar]

I want to thank all of you for your birthday wishes. However, I notice that a lot of people couldn't be bothered, so I will make an extra hard effort to stomp them into the ground over the course of the coming year.

Extra special thanks go out to Inglorious Bitch for having the idea in the first place, and Yorkshire Pud for handling the party. I won't go into too much detail, but YP stole the show with his Donna Summer tribute act (which has made him the toast of 'alternative lifestyle' clubs throughout the north), while IB was able to set up a table in the back room for her 'blow n go' service, and made enough money to pay for the surgery she has so sorely needed. I am not about to disclose private medical details on an open forum, but let's just say that she has an unusually large vagina.

Although YP later told me that the idea was to have Sweet Kathy pop out of the birthday cake, the fool left her on her own too long and the cake ended up popping out of Sweet Kathy. Apologies to all those who got caught in the blast zone (I am told it was like a firehose of vomit), but it certainly helped to clear out some of the more undesirable guests like BellBoy and White Crow, who kept trying to squeeze my ass.

The whole thing passed off with only minimal loss of life (someone took their eye off littlechris - a rookie mistake), but everyone left feeling thoroughly molested.

Thank you all!

[GravitySucks]

tl;dr

[Yorkshire pud]

I want to thank all of you for your birthday wishes. However, I notice that a lot of people couldn't be bothered, so I will make an extra hard effort to stomp them into the ground over the course of the coming year.

Extra special thanks go out to Inglorious Bitch for having the idea in the first place, and Yorkshire Pud for handling the party. I won't go into too much detail, but YP stole the show with his Donna Summer tribute act (which has made him the toast of 'alternative lifestyle' clubs throughout the north), while IB was able to set up a table in the back room for her 'blow n go' service, and made enough money to pay for the surgery she has so sorely needed. I am not about to disclose private medical details on an open forum, but let's just say that she has an unusually large vagina.

Although YP later told me that the idea was to have Sweet Kathy pop out of the birthday cake, the fool left her on her own too long and the cake ended up popping out of Sweet Kathy. Apologies to all those who got caught in the blast zone (I am told it was like a firehose of vomit), but it certainly helped to clear out some of the more undesirable guests like BellBoy and White Crow, who kept trying to squeeze my ass.

The whole thing passed off with only minimal loss of life (someone took their eye off littlechris - a rookie mistake), but everyone left feeling thoroughly molested.

Thank you all!

I have been offered a few gigs from the aftermath of the party. Who knew that talent scouts would have been invited? Today Barnsley tomorrow Vegas.. go me.

[ItsOver]

I have been offered a few gigs from the aftermath of the party. Who knew that talent scouts would have been invited? Today Barnsley tomorrow Vegas.. go me.

Vegas?  Hell, West Hollywood awaits!

[Yorkshire pud]

Vegas?  Hell, West Hollywood awaits!

I'm not that sort of woma...I mean man.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Extra special thanks go out to Inglorious Bitch for having the idea in the first place, and Yorkshire Pud for handling the party.

I had some help from Pyewacket. She held them down while I threaten to beat them with a wet noodle if they didn't show up. And don't be so modest about your new "lifestyle". The money I raised will go towards your sex reassignment surgery. Move over Kaitlin Jenner, there's a new diva in town.

[Gruntled]

Happy Belated Birthday Scredni,
Best wishes from Gruntled, your least favorite word.
Mr. Cornwell has nothing on you.

[pyewacket]

I had some help from Pyewacket. She held them down while I threaten to beat them with a wet noodle if they didn't show up.

I didn't mind helping you IB, sweetie darling. They were a difficult bunch to manage, but it was for a good cause. One of them was nice enough to give me a lift home, too.

[starrmtn001]

You and IB are so . . . Magic!  I just love you two ladies!

[pyewacket]

You and IB are so . . . Magic!  I just love you two ladies!

Hi starrmtn! You're fun to have around, too. 

[SredniVashtar]

You and IB are so . . . Magic!  I just love you two ladies!

STFU! This is MY thread all about ME.

Video later.

[Falkienator Disabled]

In case anyone didn't get around to wishing me a happy birthday last week, I have decided to borrow the all-day breakfast format and continue my birthday until next year at the earliest. So, if you didn't get around to it I am happy to say that we are still accepting applications. There are two obvious advantages: not only will it make me blush like a schoolgirl, but it will also reduce the chances of me harbouring a grudge and sending you dead animals through the post.

[ItsOver]

Just what we needed.  Another excuse for Pud to breakout the frilly finest.

[Yorkshire pud]

Just what we needed.  Another excuse for Pud to breakout the frilly finest.

It isn't my best or favourite look; but some of the clients prefer it. It takes all sorts I suppose.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Another excuse for Pud to breakout the frilly finest.

He doesn't need an excuse.

[Yorkshire pud]

He doesn't need an excuse.

I have never heard you complain though..far from it.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I didn't mind helping you IB, sweetie darling. They were a difficult bunch to manage, but it was for a good cause. One of them was nice enough to give me a lift home, too.

So that's where you disappeared to for the weekend!

[Inglorious Bitch]

I have never heard you complain though..far from it.

Well, it does add a little spice to the boudoir.

[ItsOver]

I have never heard you complain though..far from it.

I certainly wouldn't.  If you've got it, flaunt it.

[Yorkshire pud]

I certainly wouldn't.  If you've got it, flaunt it.

Dear dear Freddie. Wonderful performer but so damn straight.

[ItsOver]

Dear dear Freddie. Wonderful performer but so damn straight.

Hehehe.  Speaking of birthdays, his seventieth this year.  I'd sure like to join the party.  Too bad Freddie can't make it.

Save The Date: Freddie Mercury 70th Birthday Party

SAVE THE DATE

Freddie Mercury 70th Birthday - Montreux, Sunday 4th September 2016

'Raising a glass to Freddie at midnight'.

Casino Barrière, Rue du Théâtre 9, 1820 Montreux, Switzerland

http://www.queenonline.com/en/news-archive/save-the-date-freddie-mercury-70th-birthday-party/

Maybe you can get a complimentary invite, YP.

[starrmtn001]

STFU! This is MY thread all about ME.

Video later.

[Falkienator Disabled]

In case anyone didn't get around to wishing me a happy birthday last week, I have decided to borrow the all-day breakfast format and continue my birthday until next year at the earliest. So, if you didn't get around to it I am happy to say that we are still accepting applications. There are two obvious advantages: not only will it make me blush like a schoolgirl, but it will also reduce the chances of me harbouring harboring a grudge and sending you dead animals through the post.

Sorry fella, but ya needs to speak ats MV for da privies. Capeach? :

[GravitySucks]

So that's where you disappeared to for the weekend!

I read that 4 times. The first 3 came out POLE MODEL.

I have to get a life.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I have to get a life.

Pole huh? Sounds like you may be partying too hardy as it is.

[starrmtn001]

I read that 4 times. The first 3 came out POLE MODEL.

I have to get a life.

. . . or a Role Model.

[pyewacket]

Pole huh? Sounds like you may be partying too hardy as it is.

We did have a good time that weekend. I can't remember if GS was there, but I think it went something like this. It usually does, sweetie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMG0C6m9i3E

[WhiteCrow]

I want to thank all of you for your birthday wishes. However, I notice that a lot of people couldn't be bothered, so I will make an extra hard effort to stomp them into the ground over the course of the coming year.

Extra special thanks go out to Inglorious Bitch for having the idea in the first place, and Yorkshire Pud for handling the party. I won't go into too much detail, but YP stole the show with his Donna Summer tribute act (which has made him the toast of 'alternative lifestyle' clubs throughout the north), while IB was able to set up a table in the back room for her 'blow n go' service, and made enough money to pay for the surgery she has so sorely needed. I am not about to disclose private medical details on an open forum, but let's just say that she has an unusually large vagina.

Although YP later told me that the idea was to have Sweet Kathy pop out of the birthday cake, the fool left her on her own too long and the cake ended up popping out of Sweet Kathy. Apologies to all those who got caught in the blast zone (I am told it was like a firehose of vomit), but it certainly helped to clear out some of the more undesirable guests like BellBoy and White Crow, who kept trying to squeeze my ass.

The whole thing passed off with only minimal loss of life (someone took their eye off littlechris - a rookie mistake), but everyone left feeling thoroughly molested.

Thank you all!

STFU... you promised not to tell!

I HATE YOU