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I'm going to blow my fucking brains out once and for all.

Started by NefariousBanana, November 18, 2015, 09:31:36 PM

ziznak

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 21, 2015, 07:13:54 AM
Yes there is. It goes to Inglorious Bitch. I'm surprised Eddie didn't bite her ear off there at the end.
I'd like to see them both on the next gabcast along with mr banana so we can all shake hand er... extremeties and put this particularly entertaining little episode behind us...

Jesus guys the fucking falkie thread is getting COLD!!!

PING

This thread encapsulates why Art calls Bellgab vicious but vaguely loveable

ItsOver

Quote from: ziznak on November 21, 2015, 08:51:22 AM
...Jesus guys the fucking falkie thread is getting COLD!!!
You say that like it's a bad thing.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 20, 2015, 07:30:08 PM

Is the banana breathing or is it ~Yes, we have no bananas?~

Best line in eons.  The stuff that keeps me on BG.  Made this whole pathetic soap opera of a thread worthwhile.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: rekcuf on November 20, 2015, 01:57:57 PM
Excuse me Sir... Do you have time to talk about my Lord and Savior InternetAristocrat?
SACRILEGE ! !

THERE SHALT BE NO OTHER DEITIES MENTIONED IN THE REALM OF BELLGAB OTHER THAN THE POWERFUL & MIGHTY CTHULHU !


The Cult of Cthulhu is watching 


Henceforth, if this transgression be committed again, the mighty Cthulhu shall be summoned forth to extract his revenge upon all transgressors.



Quote from: Unscreened Caller on November 21, 2015, 02:57:50 PM
Before there was a Cthulu, there was a Hello Cthulu



Oh, man! I wish I'd gotten that one instead of this.


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on November 21, 2015, 03:03:40 PM
Oh, man! I wish I'd gotten that one instead of this.



If only they had positioned that cute lil tiger the other way, think of what they could have done with the bellybutton.  :o


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on November 21, 2015, 03:16:08 PM
If only they had positioned that cute lil tiger the other way, think of what they could have done with the bellybutton.  :o


It's true what they write about you on the loo walls; you're a sick woman.  :)

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 21, 2015, 03:20:54 PM

It's true what they write about you on the loo walls; you're a sick woman.  :)

Did they at least spell my name right?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on November 21, 2015, 03:24:22 PM
Did they at least spell my name right?

Wait; am I confusing you with someone else? You're not Lascivious Lucy?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 21, 2015, 03:32:42 PM
Wait; am I confusing you with someone else? You're not Lascivious Lucy?

What a relief! I'm known as Pert and Perky Peggy!

Quote from: VtaGeezer on November 21, 2015, 10:47:18 AM
Best line in eons.  The stuff that keeps me on BG.  Made this whole pathetic soap opera of a thread worthwhile.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're too kind, VG.

But my ego will gladly accept the sentiment.

jazmunda

My last post on this thread was on page 3 or 4 about my disdain for pixelated Japanese porn. That escalated quickly.

ItsOver

Quote from: jazmunda on November 21, 2015, 03:52:58 PM
My last post on this thread was on page 3 or 4 about my disdain for pixelated Japanese porn. That escalated quickly.
As in the thread was quickly destroyed.  Still batting a thou, Jaz.

BellBoy

Quote from: jazmunda on November 21, 2015, 03:52:58 PM
My last post on this thread was on page 3 or 4 about my disdain for pixelated Japanese porn. That escalated quickly.

Damn straight. This thread took off, like a rocket!



Fuck all, y'all... I'm going to monetize the shit out of this bitch.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 21, 2015, 07:13:54 AM
Yes there is. It goes to Inglorious Bitch. I'm surprised Eddie didn't bite her ear off there at the end.

P.S. That was a Tyson/Holyfield reference by the way.

Quote from: BellBoy on November 21, 2015, 04:24:32 PM
Damn straight. This thread took off, like a rocket!



Fuck all, y'all... I'm going to monetize the shit out of this bitch.

I miss Futurama.




starrmtn001

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 21, 2015, 07:13:54 AM
Yes there is. It goes to Inglorious Bitch. I'm surprised Eddie didn't bite her ear off there at the end.
A win? 

That was a slam dunk!  A shut out!  IB kicked ASS! 

I think Coyle is in a corner somewhere, curled up in the fetal position, sucking  his thumb.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on November 21, 2015, 02:57:50 PM
Before there was a Cthulu, there was a Hello Cthulu


Quote from: Unscreened Caller on November 21, 2015, 03:16:08 PM
If only they had positioned that cute lil tiger the other way, think of what they could have done with the bellybutton.  :o


OMG Unscreened Caller, I'm laughing so friggin' hard, my sides hurt! ;D ;D ;D



PING

Quote from: starrmtn001 on November 21, 2015, 09:05:40 PM
A win? 

That was a slam dunk!  A shut out!  IB kicked ASS! 

I think Coyle is in a corner somewhere, curled up in the fetal position, sucking  his thumb.

They were even for a while but he went to the picture well one too many times.

In the end he got fucked like a kid in a Penn State shower

paladin1991

Quote from: PING on November 22, 2015, 10:23:46 AM
They were even for a while but he went to the picture well one too many times.

In the end he got fucked like a kid in a Penn State shower
https://youtu.be/dO37Ql91qqM

Quote from: NefariousBanana on November 18, 2015, 09:31:36 PM
I'm just a mentally ill fucking tranny faggot piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live.  I claim that I'm gender questioning or transgender, but the truth of the matter is I'm worthless subhuman scum.  I'm a disappointment to my entire fucking family, and a bullet in my brain is good riddance.  I guess this is better than slowly dying of AIDS or having someone beat you to death outside of a gay bar.  I hope y'all are happy.   ;)

LMAO!

i wonder if the he/she blew it's brains out?

ItsOver


Quote from: ItsOver on May 05, 2019, 06:49:34 PM
It appears there may be one less banana to peel.



the headstone business is really booming.



Stellar

Take care of yourself we are all different and need to respect and love one another.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbEyFo1b_ko

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