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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

The cows are mooing
Pigs oinking, chickens clucking
And George keeps sucking

You can lead a horse
To water but you can't make
Him listen to Coast

Haiku is a kick
We can make fun of Noory
And laugh ourselves sick

What hell he hath wrought
Upon the radio waves
Is the fault of Dave's

Knock knock "um...who's there?"
George Noory radio host
"Get off my doorstep"

Ding dong bell, pussy's
In the well.  Who put him in?
George Noory, that's who!

How does Dave's show suck?
Let me count the ways.  No, wait...
That would make me barf

Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip;
Noory dripping in my skull;
Radio torture.

With a host like Dave
You don't need a flame thrower
To burn the show down

The Loch Ness monster
And unicorns aren't real
Neither is Dave's hair

He never listens
Always asks the wrong questions
What the fuck Nooran?

No more coast I say
Just can't listen one more day
Here comes Art, hooray!

Alienigma

Pizza rolls and beer
Feel sick, running to the john
Just took a Noory

Dogs cover their ears
Cats screech and jump out windows
When Noory comes on

See how they suffer?
It's animal cruelty
How can we stop him?

We could gag his mouth
Take his microphone away
Kidnap him?  That works!

Under night's cover
Sneak into the studio
And whisk George away

Animals rejoice!
Dogs and cats suffer no more
No more late night bore

What to do with George?
Use him as a scratching post!
That's all he's good for

Alienigma

George is full of shit
Diarrhea of the mouth
Shut your damn portal

Alienigma

Haters in chatrooms
constant thorns in Noory's side
start taking their toll

He can't help reading
this compendium of suck
No help from angels

George finally snaps
Hot pizza roll injection
Goodbye, cruel Bellgab


wr250

Quote from: Lehmberg on April 21, 2015, 02:50:02 PM
Sly right-wing nut-ball
Voice a honey molasses
Verily: Stash-squatch!


jorch leans not right or left
snooron rambles on
for he has mastered the suck

wr250

bellgab hacked overnight
forum members go wild
jorch wa it you?

BobGrau

Quote from: wr250 on April 26, 2015, 12:01:40 PM
bellgab hacked overnight
forum members go wild
jorch wa it you?

a hack-u.







sorry.

pate

A red bird on branch
Radio screams about meee
Crickets the night sighs...

wr250

a billion tons of suck
flood the nighttime airwaves
there is but(t) 1 jorch

Linda Moulton Howe
Is wooed by him now, she says
"George, go screw a cow"

pate

The "head butt" plus one
Deserves less than one Noorie
Band sez "finish him"

pate

Eye nominate fer
Conshirdarhaytion:  This One:
Ees inadvertent...

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on May 02, 2015, 11:07:05 PM
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous.

pate

I have a seekrut
Jorch two Tommee, ease not gay
Talk about notheeng

pate

Radio off now
I giggle still, echo of
stupid hurts the mind.

pate

Bourbon ran out two
weaks ago, still yew broadcast
on air.  What Karma?

pate

Free form Jorch fell
in a gorge, I rush to edge
He will be fryer soon...

pate

Dave, Jorch, George...
Aflac has funemployment
What say you duck sir?

pate

A good duck breast is delicious, a good radio host is timeless.

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