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Quote from: Anthonys Art on August 27, 2022, 08:38:03 AMFuck Donald Trump! Sleepy Trump 😴😴😴😴😴! Joe Biden 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!

Talk about collusion.

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Quote from: Anthonys Art on August 27, 2022, 09:14:07 AM...Joe Biden, isn't like that at all. Joe Biden is a awesome and caring person. Joe Biden never talks down about anyone, he is just a great person 🙂!

That 'Racial Jungle' thing is such Fake Noose, amirite>?

Snopes?!

erhmmm...Nautical Shore>?



Ackshually, nefemynd...

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Quote from: Anthonys Art on August 27, 2022, 08:38:03 AMFuck Donald Trump! Sleepy Trump 😴😴😴😴😴! Joe Biden 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸!

Yah!

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I haven't finished the above Art, do you appreciate it?

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A neighborhood friend (Officer-type, 1EA) gifted me with a "German Beer Advent Calendar" that I suspect was purchased at CostCo.

Today's (the 4th) was a Dark Wheat (oder Dunkles Weissbier) which was pretty good, although I am typically not a fan of the Wheat Beer that we get in the States.  I seem to recall that I liked hefe-weiss when I was over in country.  I think it was because it was always served in a 0.5L glass and you got more of it?

Yesterday's (the 3rd) I gave to my brother-in-law, it was a Pils (I should've kept it!) I haven't heard if it was good or not, hopefully he returns the empty can as I would like to add it to my eventual "Wall of Beer" that I want to install in my Man-Room/Office.

The 2nd was another Wiessbier, this one not dark and also I think it was filtered.  It was pretty good too.

The first was a "Hell" beer, which was apparently a Laager probably the worst of the lot so far, and it too was really good (reminded me of a Miller High Life, which isn't bad at all!).

Below is a composite image I just knocked together of the progress so far:

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I tried to get my lawyer neighbor to take the 2nd's "Turm Weisse" as another one of my "Beer Retainer Fees" but he turned it down.  The can will look cool on my wall someday, I suppose.

So far not a bad one in the batch (unless the Pils was terrible?).

I hope to continue to document my progress as the Big Day approaches, and hopefully I will be able to give some away:  I am weak and one beer is difficult to manage...

I at least wait until after 5pm like a civilized man!

Prosit and Fröhliche Weihnachten!
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Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 17, 2022, 01:03:50 PMWaaait a minute...has he been serious all these years?!

Hey Roz,

I apologize for the time it took me to deSendafy my front room to get access to the Magic 8 Ball for my promised answer to that question.

The M8B was quite reluctant to answer, it took four tries (which I have documented for your viewing pleasure below):

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In case you are viewing this via a hand-held device (which I find does not display uploaded & attached images sometimes:  ATTN BelGabian MODERATOR{s}), I will attempt to describe the four attempts it took to get a satisfactory answer.

There apparently were some bubbles within the M8B matrix which prevented a conclusive answer from being determined initially:

The 1st answer to your question resulted in two faces being partially readable, I was able to make out the words "MY SOURCES..." & "...TO YES."  I am reasonably certain that one of the faces would have read "MY SOURCES SAY NO" but I cannot recall what preceded the "...TO YES" part exactly.  Something along the lines of "I AM TOLD TO SAY YES" maybe?  Nautical SHore.

The 2nd answer to that same question resulted in basically the same thing, again the tiny bubbles prevented a definitive answer:  "MY SOUCES SAY..." & "...TO YES"

The 3rd attempt resulted in something a bit different, although it was both "WITHOUT A DOUBT" & "MY SOURCES SAY NO" which seemed a bit contradictory when taken separately, but somewhat definitive when taken together.

On the 4th and final attempt the answer "MY SOURCES SAY NO" was pretty clearly visible, although there were some bubbles present.

Take that as you wish.

For my part, I must agree.  I haven't the slightest clue how attractive you are or are not, what your Body Mass Index is, nor how high or low your IQ is.

My guess is that you aren't a disgusting fat person:  from your fascination with the Big Eff that would seem to be a bit hypocritical.  As to your attractiveness, that is entirely subjective due to my personal vagaries of preference &tc:  I have been known to reject a woman for something as silly as the size of her areola (incidentally, that metric is pretty simple:  no larger than mine).  I suspect your IQ is lower than mine, which is a common occurrence;  on that note let's just say I prefer women that aren't too far south of whatever mine might be (I do not know the exact number, my folks tell me that I could join MENSA if I so desired and I have always refused to let them tell what my childhood score was.  I expect somewhere north of 140?  But who cares, right?)



Anyway, Merry Christmas!

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Three Hundred Thirty-seven, FFS Three Day Weekend, FSS"SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "OVER ARCHON" : "EYE DEW"
My fellow pate-riots,

I am pleased to announce that today I figured out what a Kansan is good for:  Lampshades.

I would like to thank my newest Political Enemy, Mr. Ye (nee:  Kayne West), for giving me the inspiration for this idea.

I have also solved my Administration's Pesky Platform Problem on the issue of Abortion.

to wit:  My Administration will insure that every Citizen has the right to abort a Kansan at anytime, for any reason, or no reason at all.

This Right to Kansan Abortions will be allowed up to and beyond the Nine-Hundred and Ninety-ninth Trimester;  I will not even require a Medical License to perform a Kansan Abortion:  I also look forward to becoming one of the premier private providers of Kansas Abortions which I will consider my civic duty as Leader of this fine country.

I think we can probably safely Amend the Constitution to guarantee this Inaleinable Right to all US Citizens and military members of the various American Foreign Legion Corps.

This new initiative is obviously MAPA;  it addresses and solves the "Kansas Question," the "Abortion Question" and the worldwide shortage of Quality Lampshades and Lampshade Products:  The economic impact on the GDP alone should pay for the implementation of the Right to Kansan Abortions initiative.

Hear, Muzaks:


Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!"

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 21, 2022, 09:22:44 PMRenewed laptop interest! G-TV dude is still out there. He is gonna fire up again!

Will this bring K_Dubb out of the Woodwork?

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Quote from: malachi.martini on November 19, 2022, 10:09:48 PM

So fags are just an expression of parasite driven impulses leading to propagation via degeneracy? Figures.

I am not a doctor, but when a parasite is present isn't an abortion indicated?

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 19, 2022, 01:12:30 PMI thought I was gay? How would that effect me?

You mean to say "...affect me?"



Still, you are doing a great job, buddy!

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Quote from: Juan on November 18, 2022, 04:56:08 PMIsn't that all ageist, sexist, and racist.  And white supremacy since they all identify as white.

I believe in addition to that it is an example of the Logical Fallacy of "False Equivalence":

QuoteFalwell Supports Trump, Falwell is A Sexual Sinner, Trump is nominally a Republican, therefore the entire GOP are Sexual Deviants

Or somesuch, I honestly wouldn't waste too much on Pud's ramblings, typically he "own goals" himself at least once per post, if not more.

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Quote from: Juan on November 18, 2022, 03:51:29 PMPresident @pate the Washington Post reports that the FBI found nothing of consequence in their ransacking of Mar-A-Lago. No nuclear codes or secrets, no classified documents of anything but a few of a personal nature.  There's no mention of what the agents took from Melania's panty drawer nor Barron's underwear drawer.

Thank you AG Juan.

I suppose they only took "unmentionables" from the two respective Undergarment Drawers?

Nautical Shore.

pate/K_Dubb2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!"

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2022, 03:46:07 PMI thought it was very funny how when I told you Groyp didn't like you anymore you ran over to his stream to ask people if they still liked you. Great stuff!

P.S. You're a pathetic worm.

Do you still think my name is "Rodney/Rod-knee," or have you moved on to other delusions?



I just shit-posted in the chat like I always do when I notice he has a live stream.., I don't recall asking people about how they felt about me though.

I did not sense any hatred by the way;  I must have missed that.

Anyway, you are still doing a great job, buddy!

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2022, 03:39:52 PM...retarded nigger...

Yay!



You are doing a great job, buddy!

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 18, 2022, 03:27:42 PMSo many obsessed faggots, so little time.

I would change the above quote to "Retarded traitors..." because Full Retard Strength is a fearsome thing to behold when in undirected Rage.



You are doing a great job, buddy!

I am glad that Pud is back and you have a sparring partner that matches your special abilities!

Yay!

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 03:21:06 PM

Quote from: pate on November 18, 2022, 02:47:54 PM...
A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt...

You're killing all these pixels for a witch hunt? A horrible horrible witch hunt...

A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that you are attempting to dodge a simple Yes or No Question?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt...

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 03:14:54 PM

Quote from: pate on November 18, 2022, 03:04:54 PMA simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt.

The witch hunt continues... :o

A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt.

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 02:56:17 PMAre you typing this with a straight face? Go on, you're not are you?
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Probably best not to preach about patriotism when your boy stole documents to do whatever he wanted with and show to whomever he wanted. This is the manchild who never read a PDB in four years yet takes his work home? Seriously?

I am not preaching, nor is Trump "my boy";  I put him in the same category that I do Dr. MD MD/Master Trollda:  A former DemonCrap that betrayed his original party to join the Rethuglickans.

My Political Allegiance is to the MAPA party.

I would love to have your vote:  I will add your name to the MAPA Assisted Suicide List;  I believe you meet the IQ requirements.

You may also have a Plum and a Seat at the Inaugural Banquet Table if you like!

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 03:00:41 PM

Quote from: pate on November 18, 2022, 02:47:54 PM...
A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt...

Witch hunt, horrible and nasty.  :-\

A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt.

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 02:52:18 PM

Quote from: pate on November 18, 2022, 02:47:54 PM...
A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt...

It's clearly a political witch hunt, horrible and nasty witch hunters after innocent people. Horrible horrible.

A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt.

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 02:41:12 PMI'm impressed! You got Clinton into it! She didn't pervert the course of justice though. She wasn't indicted by the DoJ, before or since. Presumably because neither Jeff Sessions up to Bill Barr (A couple between those two, or was it three?) had any evidence to pursue a prosecution? The CPS had evidence against the bloke.  And he is neither GOP or Dems.

Equal Protection under Law does not apply?  Precedents are a one-way street?  Apples and Oranges?



I suppose it is all about the optics...



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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 02:04:58 PMBreitbart? Seems legit. 

Okay, here is the same essential story from both CBS & ABC:

Judge turns away Psaki's effort to quash subpoena

Quote from: https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/judge-turns-psakis-effort-quash-subpoena-93566407...a subpoena issued to former White House press secretary Jen Psaki that seeks her deposition in a lawsuit filed by Missouri and Louisiana...

Judge rejects former White House press secretary Jen Psaki's effort to quash subpoena

Quote from: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jen-psaki-subpoena-lawsuit-missouri-louisiana/A judge refused Friday to quash a subpoena issued to former White House press secretary Jen Psaki that seeks her deposition in a lawsuit filed by Missouri and Louisiana, alleging that the Biden administration conspired to silence conservative voices on social media...

I don't know if ABC & CBS rise to your standard of "acceptable Fake Noose outlets" or not.  I do note that I had difficulty finding similar articles on both CNN & MSNBC.

Still it appears that Psaki attempted to "DODGE A SUBPOENA FOR TESTIMONY ON COLLUSION BETWEEN THE WHITE HOUSE AND SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES," a judge apparently had the good sense to reject that appeal.

A simple non-rhetorical question for your simple mind, Pud:

Do you deny the FACT that Psaki attempted to dodge a subpoena?

A simple Yes or No answer will suffice, you mindless dolt.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!"

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 18, 2022, 11:17:10 AMHmm, if you're going to quote; quote. He got sent down for perverting the course of justice. Namely trying to destroy evidence. I know trumpers don't think that's an actual crime when it's their side doing it but sadly, it is. 

Hillary Clinton deleted all email from personal server

Quote from: https://fox8.com/news/hillary-clinton-deleted-all-email-from-personal-server/WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton permanently deleted all the emails on the private server she used to do official business as secretary of state, the Republican lawmaker who subpoenaed the emails said late Friday...

Apparently DemonCraps don't believe it is a crime to destroy evidence when their side does it either.

Huh.  I think under the "Equal Protection Under the Law" clause of the Constitution, hear:  either both need to be prosecuted and punished if found guilty;  or neither should be prosecuted and punished if found guilty.

It could probably be argued that Trump was following a precedent set by the Obama Administration, although I am not a lawyer.  Probably should consult my Shadow Attorney General Juan on that one?

What is your legal opinion regarding this apparent discrepancy Juan?

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!"

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Quote from: Silphion on November 17, 2022, 05:36:08 AMWhat happens when they realize the worthlessness of this circus?

I don't know, perhaps theythe hobo elite buy some make-up, learn to juggle, and ask the ring-master for a spot on the floor?



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Quote from: K_Dubb on November 17, 2022, 11:07:01 AM...

Because of course  🤡 same scam as BLM

...

K_Dubb, Attend:

I have consulted the Official MAPA KamPain Planck Notes and do Not See a Platform that addresses how we will deal with Scammers regardless of their status on our extensive Political Enemies List.

The first step in Fixing this Shit is to come up with a snappy name for the Official MAPA Pogrom.

It is my firm belief that Scammers are Irredeemable and cannot be Saved for Valuable Cash Prizes by Man, Beast, nor Kord Jaysus.

Which to my ear has a delightful Old Testament sound, perhaps your delightful slogan for it should reflect thus?

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!"