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#211
Politics / Re: Pedophile-in-Chief Joe Biden
October 29, 2022, 02:48:00 PM
Handsy Uncle Joe Publicly Feels Up Another Child:  Anatomy of a Demetia Riddled Predator

Quote from: Handsy Uncle Joe Publicly Feels Up Another ChildThe alleged president continues his career-long tradition of molesting children in front of cameras. Recorded incidents occur at an increasing, and alarming, clip...

...

Probably Old Noose;  amusingly disturbing or disturbingly amusing:  Nautical Shore?

-p

#212
I would like to thank everyone for the kind prayers for my unfortunate triple-caccinated mother's battle with teh CornHoleEbola-19.5.

She has survived so far, although she is a bit irritable (I don't think it is a direct side effect of either the Caccine nor her Infection).

I believe she is still in self-Corn Teen;  but we both ignore that fact when I stop by for visits:  we Do Not Discuss my apparent invulnerability to the Whirl'd Ending Dreaded Death Plague.

Mainly we talk about Gardens, Lawns, and Such as I recently aerated & over-seeded her yard which she is quite excited about and talk of thus cheers her up.

My Father apparently escaped the dreaded disease, which I think, contributes somewhat to her irritability.  On my last visit a few days ago she seemed completely back to normal.

Praise Be!

And thank you all again for the Prayers, Thoughts, and Well Wishes.

-p
#213
Random Topics / Re: CornHoleEbola-19.5
October 29, 2022, 02:28:47 PM
Swiss Study:  mRNA Vaccine Causes Heart Injury in Every Single Participant

Quote from: Swiss Study:  mRNA Vaccine Causes Heart Injury in Every Single Participant

A Swiss study reports that heart injuries occurred in all mRNA COVID shot recipients included in the study. Not only that, 2.8% or 1 in 27 also had myocarditis...

Honestly, I just like the headline.  Full Disclosure:  I didna read the whole thing;  probably not too surprising.



N'Joy!

-p
#214
Random Topics / Re: CornHoleEbola-19.5
October 29, 2022, 02:18:55 PM
French General Christian Blanchon Paying Tribute to the Non-vaccinated

There is some talk that he might have just cribbed this message from some dirty Spaniard, Nautical Shore.  Still the "original" message in French:

Quote from: Général Christian Blanchon« Même si j'étais entièrement vacciné, j'admirerais les non-vaccinés pour avoir résisté à la plus grande pression que j'ai jamais vue, y compris de la part de conjoints, de parents, d'enfants, d'amis, de collègues et de médecins.

Les personnes qui ont été capables d'une telle personnalité, d'un tel courage et d'une telle capacité critique incarnent sans aucun doute le meilleur de l'humanité.

On en retrouve partout, dans tous les âges, niveaux d'éducation, pays et opinions.

Ils sont d'un genre particulier ; ce sont les soldats que toute armée de lumière souhaite avoir dans ses rangs.

Ils sont les parents que tout enfant souhaite avoir et les enfants que tout parent rêve d'avoir.

Ce sont des êtres au-dessus de la moyenne de leurs sociétés, ils sont l'essence des peuples qui ont construit toutes les cultures et conquis les horizons.

Ils sont là, à vos côtés, ils semblent normaux, mais ce sont des super-héros.

Ils ont fait ce que les autres ne pouvaient pas faire, ils ont été l'arbre qui a résisté à l'ouragan des insultes, de la discrimination et de l'exclusion sociale.

Et ils l'ont fait parce qu'ils pensaient être seuls, et croyaient être seuls.
Exclus des tables de Noël de leurs familles, ils n'ont jamais rien vu d'aussi cruel. Ils ont perdu leur emploi, ils ont laissé leur carrière sombrer, ils n'avaient plus d'argent... mais ils s'en fichaient. Ils ont subi d'incommensurables discriminations, dénonciations, trahisons et humiliations... mais ils ont continué.

Des femmes, des hommes, des vieux, des jeunes, des riches, des pauvres, de toutes races et de toutes religions, des non vaccinés, les élus de l'arche invisible, les seuls qui ont réussi à résister quand tout s'est effondré.

C'est vous, vous avez passé un test inimaginable que beaucoup des marines, commandos, bérets verts, astronautes et génies les plus coriaces n'ont pu surmonter.

Vous êtes fait de l'étoffe des plus grands qui aient jamais vécu, ces héros nés parmi les hommes ordinaires qui brillent dans l'obscurité.»

Christian Blanchon, général de l'armée française

Roughly translated into the Anglaise:

Quote from: Translation of aboveThey are there, by your side, they seem normal, but they are superheroes.
Even if I were fully vaccinated, I would admire the unvaccinated for standing up to the greatest pressure I have ever seen, including from spouses, parents, children, friends, colleagues and doctors.

People who have been capable of such personality, such courage and such critical ability undoubtedly embody the best of humanity. *

They are found everywhere, in all ages, levels of education, countries and opinions.

They are of a particular kind; these are the soldiers that any army of light wishes to have in its ranks.

They are the parents that every child wishes to have and the children that every parent dreams of having.

They are beings above the average of their societies, they are the essence of the peoples who have built all cultures and conquered horizons.

They are there, by your side, they seem normal, but they are superheroes.
They did what others couldn't, they were the tree that withstood the hurricane of insults, discrimination and social exclusion.
And they did it because they thought they were alone, and believed they were alone.

Excluded from their families' Christmas tables, they have never seen anything so cruel. They lost their jobs, they let their careers sink, they had no more money... but they didn't care. They suffered immeasurable discrimination, denunciations, betrayals and humiliations... but they continued.
Never before in humanity has there been such a casting, we now know who the resisters are on planet Earth.

Women, men, old, young, rich, poor, of all races and all religions, the unvaccinated, the chosen ones of the invisible ark, the only ones who managed to resist when everything fell apart, collapsed.
It's you, you've passed an unimaginable test that many of the toughest marines, commandos, green berets, astronauts and geniuses couldn't pass.

You are made of the stuff of the greatest that ever lived, those heroes born among ordinary men who shine in the dark."

Christian Blanchon, general in the French army

I like the message, but have been unwilling to find the "original" that he cribbed from some dirty Spaniard, as I don't speak the Mexican...

-p

#215
K_Dubb, Attend:

Hillary Called "Election Denier" After Issuing 2024 Warning

Maybe that one will make you feel better?  I apologize for my harsh partisan MAPA statements above.  This impending fraudulent 2022 MidTerm Election has me out of sorts.

Apogees, old friend.

Hear, Muzaks:


Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!
"
#216
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 29, 2022, 01:47:02 PM11 votes he manipulated!  OMG that's nearly as many felons accidentally voted illegally in Florida.  Imagine that on a nationwide scale and you'd have enough fake voters to fill a Trump bus or two.

I know, Smalls Sins are forgivable:  harder to hide than Big Sins.

One simply must keep a sense of perspective:  it only matters when it matters;  amirite?

At least it isn't "One Sided."

-p
#217
Meta Fined $24.7 Million for Fraudulent Campaign Finance Disclosure Statements

What kind of "Dog Whistle" carp is this?  Has nothing to do with stolen votes.

More sad attempts at "Fake Noosery," so obvious.

PoundSignSad.

-p
#218
Los Angeles County voter errors could overturn failed Gascon recall: Lawsuit

I haven't the slightest clue who the hell Gascon is or what party theythis hobo elitist might be affiliated with.  Probably a Rethuglican cheating to hold onto power using some sort of "Dog Ate The Homework" excuse or something.

More "Fake Noose," naturally...

-p
#219
Democrat Indicted on 82 Counts of Voter Fraud

Theythe hobo elite just won't quit with all this Fake Noose garbage... Sickening!

-p
#221
Three Hundred and Two, FFS Three Day Weekend, FSS"ASS INDENT SEA" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTNING"
Due to recent revelations made by MAPA operatives:  I find that Eye Must Stand With Killary;  one of my many Political Enemies, on her prophetic remarks about the 2024 Presidential Election.

I would go a step farther than that Attempted Thief of the 2016 Election in saying that the 2022 MidTerms;  no matter the result:  will also be stolen.

I say this only because:  it has become apparent that due to rampant planned theft by both the Rethuglicans and the DemonRots;  the MAPA campaign will have to steal our rightful votes back from these nefarious criminals in order to secure the various County Animal Control (or Dog Catcher) positions that we are focusing our grass-roots write-in KamPaining efforts on in this cycle.

Some of you might find this news to be disheartening:  I remind every single, important, and dedicated MAPA KamPainer;  we knew the road to MAPA would be long, difficult, and hellish when we set out on this journey those many years ago in 2016.

For those, I hope this Muzak is encouraging:


Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!
"
#222
Quote from: Laser on October 27, 2022, 09:45:04 PMIrving Chernev, a most worthy recommendation; I shall look out for his books in the future with an approving eye.

Quote from: Game Thus FarYou cannot view this attachment.

White    Red
d4          e6
N-c3      Q-f6
N-d5     B-b4
Nxb4     d5
N-f3      b6
B-g5     Q-f5
Q-d2      h6
g4          ...

____________________________________________________________

Momentary digression:

The Artificial Intelligence angle reached a certain crescendo when Deep Blue officially bested Garry Kasparov back in 1997. However, this was little more than Kasparov embarrassing himself by resigning with a proven draw on the board and later losing interest where Deep Blue had no guaranteed win. The development of greater recent interest has been the emergence of AlphaZero and its brutal domination of Stockfish. This is the dawn of true AI with the ancient game of chess as a vehicle.

____________________________________________________

And if some lowly conscript dares approach the Queen,

Well ... g4





Lazar,

I certainly hope the .gif I so laboriously created properly plays where I have substituted it into your quoted text above.  If not the current position (sans the eventual "8 ...  ???" move is):

You cannot view this attachment.

I still haven't physically set up the board, and have found that my psychic powers are strained to the point that a digital representation of this "Dream Match" might prove illuminative.

The Red Queen seems to have been placed into a somewhat untenable position where she is open to constant harassment from the White Knight and his fiends.

I believe she has at minimum three viable moves:

8 ... Qxg4

-or-

8 ... Q-e4

-or-

8 ... Q-g6

Which are in order of my preferences were this game truly under my control.  I have a sneaking suspicion that the offered pawn is a Trap of some sort.

It is my firm belief that White will respond with some sort of "Night Move":


I wonder if a Silver Bullet is proof against a Wolf in Sheep's clothing (or any other clothing such a Skinwalker might don)?

Nautical Shore,

-p


ediot:  I am disappointed that my custom ".gif" doesn't seem to play...  perhaps it with "fix itself" given thyme?  Nautical Shore
#223
Random Topics / Re: Greatest country song of all time?
October 26, 2022, 11:15:36 AM

-p
#224
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 26, 2022, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 25, 2022, 12:01:48 PMThat poor horse why does it look so tiny


It could be a pony, Nautical Shore?

-p

#225
Two Hundred Ninety-nine, Make Dad Smile on Wednesdays
"Jeweled Alien"
Quote from: Laser on October 24, 2022, 01:10:03 AMRarely has such a familial conflagration caused such concern among the political cognoscenti. There may yet be some redemption for the wayward soul, perhaps in some creative literary or artistic endeavour. Time will tell, unless some additional scandal ensues.

Quote from: Game Thus Far
White    Red
d4          e6
N-c3      Q-f6
N-d5     B-b4
Nxb4     d5
N-f3      b6
B-g5     Q-f5
Q-d2      ...

The Black Queen is harassed to no effect. Her faith in herself is undaunted. She may lose a battle, but she will win in the end...

Lazar,

You might add the following tome:



to your stacks of "Chess Enthusiast" magazines.  In my youth, I found it to be quite helpful in developing my "middle game" abilities.  I believe my father loaned it to me from his library during the time of our adventures to one of the local chess clubs in town.

I don't recall exactly when I finally beat my father at the game, but he stopped playing me after that.  I believe that is when I began to play a certain few of my high school classmates when I found their Chess Club in the Physics/Chemistry Lab one day.

I believe the One-Eyed Old Man's interest in this book was two-fold:  primarily due to its application on the Chess Board, and secondarily (this is speculation on my part, for he no longer recalls his earlier years due to senescence) its application in the development of Artificial Intelligence/Fuzzy Logic for a Gov't Work related project he was involved in during the late 1980s to early 1990s.  Perhaps even earlier, as I understand self-guidance systems were being developed for various weapons systems before that time frame.

I digress...

In the interests of transparency, I have several amusing moves in mind (in addition to my eventual "T(x) ... B-b7" fianchetto):

8 ...  a5

-or-

8 ...  h6

-or-

8 ...  N-c6

-or-

8 ...  Q-e4

The above moves are roughly in order of preference, although I lean most heavily towards the "8 ...  h6" move for reasons unknown to me.

I suspect this is a result of my stubborn refusal to set the board up other than as a construct in my very limited mind.

Out of curiosity, I decided to compare our little "Dream Match" to perhaps a more famous one:



Which is not yet out of the realm of possibilities as a future "end-game" position, as far as I can discern...

I have, of course, violated the Rule of "No Table Talk/Kibbitzing" by the participants during this "Dream Match" and by The Rules of Competitive Chess have already lost the game.

This is only a Figurative Loss, as I have not noted an Official Complaint in regards to this particular infarction.

In addition to the above Proposed Moves, I have elected to settle on the following Muzaks:


for the Dear Readers' listening pleasure.  I shall post the alternate choice in the appropriate thread forthwith.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!



#226
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 24, 2022, 12:01:19 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 24, 2022, 10:13:45 AMTotally not gay  >:(



Nautical Shore, but "...tradition of punitive sex in all-male collectives..." sounds pretty gay to me.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

-p
#227
Quote from: Laser on October 23, 2022, 03:18:08 AMA Strategic Retreat is often the mark of a great General.

Of course, Omarosa will never retreat or back down. She will strut confidently through the midst of any battle. Her unrealistic and unrealized ambitions will take her to an inevitable and messy end. Though Donald will ever have his eye on this dark and fiery temptress. We know a juicy White House position in a do nothing capacity is waiting in the offing. He can't stop hitting on her.

Thusly 6. Bg5

...

Where might we now find an appropriate kibitzer for the current proceedings?

Practicing habitual self abuse, no doubt, in a desolate and haunted country estate.


The antics of my Ceremoniously Adoptive Son have no bearing on this Digital Rape Investigation and are at best merely a distraction by my Political Enemies.  As a Ceremoniously Adoptive Father, I am saddened that he is being used as a pawn in an attempt to get at me.

No one can imagine the pain, disturbance, and sadness I experience as an Adoptive Father when I see one of his drug-fueled, rambling, and incoherent intar-tube postings.



White    Red
d4          e6
N-c3      Q-f6
N-d5      B-b4
Nxb4      d5
N-f3      b6
B-g5      ...


I am once again stymied from my inevitable "B-b7" fianchetto and must

6 ...   Q-f5

instead.


This is a most diverting side-road on the Digital Rape Investigation:  probably too early for any early findings;  I imagine.

-p
#228
Quote from: Laser on October 21, 2022, 10:09:03 PMThat was an offer of knight odds based upon the curious and premature activation of the Queen.

Would you like to change sides? If so and accepting the challenge, my move now as Black will be 5. ... Q-e7



No side-switching required, I do not take this game at all SiriusLee.  Had that been the case I would have set up the position from the beginning rather than attempt the thing in my very distracted mind.

The initial four (or two pairs of) moves were made entirely in my head without the consultation of even an empty online numbered board;  the one I was/have been using for the subsequent moves is this one:



White    Red
d4          e6
N-c3      Q-f6
N-d5      B-b4
Nxb4      d5
N-f3        ...


Your

5 ...  Q-e7

has merit to cover the now lost Bishop, but is a Retreat which I tend to avoid in gameplay, always Advance!

I have contemplated both:

5 ...  b6

&

5 ...  Nc6

and am particularly partial to the Fianchetto'd Bishop potential of the "5 ...  b6" move.  Which I believe might be part of my earlier wild "4 ... Bb7(?)" scheme.  I think the Red Queen is out of immediate danger at this point, and prefer to increase her potential moves rather than restrict them.  Even with the loss of the Red Bishop, I think this early in the game it could be a potential and unforeseen Gambit?

If so, you might (should you be playing this "dream match" For The Win) look into the possibility.

So, although I lean toward the "5 ... b6" move, your fondness for chivalric contests might persuade me to settle on the "5 ...  Nc6" move?

Do you recall how the game progressed in your "psychic Donald v. Omarossa" match?


We might document it, hear.

-p
#229
Random Topics / Re: A proposal for Roswells, Art
October 22, 2022, 02:42:13 PM
Roz,

I don't know if you noticed another of my un-wanted Proposals in another thread (if memory serves it was the "pate/K_Dubb 2024" thread, Nautical Shore).  I have decided that the economy of the PFDRp is able to support the addition of a "single job," that is not in anyway to be construed as a solicitation for Romance and/or Sexual Favors.

It is not an offer to enlist in the Canine Armed Forces of the PFDRp either, it is a strictly civilian position.

I believe it was listed as "DishwasherTest Kitchen Lab Tech" in the original offhand posting.

I shall try to formalize this Proposal below:

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DishwasherTest Kitchen Lab Tech I
    Remuneration:  Room & Board, Paid Utilities & Internet, Bi-Monthly salary
          Duties:  Light housekeeping, Animal Waste Clean-up (canine), Grocery/Sundries Shopping & stowage/shelf stocking, Water House Plants, Laundry Services (no folding required)

-----------------

I shall attempt to anticipate some questions you may or may not have. 



Room & Board

An unfinished Attic Apartment which comes with a private bathroom & kitchen-ette.  At present:  only the sink and toilet are in functional order;  the shower has been removed due to ongoing renovations.  That area is currently being utilized as an over-winter home for no fewer than 2 dozen Boston Ferns that belong to my mother.  As you can imagine, it is a bit messy.  The shower drain and supply lines (hawt and cold, LUXURY!) are still in place, and a functional one can very probably be knocked together in a relatively short time.  A fridge could easily be found suitable for the kitchen-ette.  The sink would have to pull double-duty as a bathroom+kitchenette sink until such time as I can install an extra drain.  Or you may utilize the main kitchen on the first floor for your food preparation needs.  They are both gas stoves.

Now the Attic apartment involves going up/down stairs and is sort of like a built-in StairMaster over the course of a few days;  I know this as I lived up there during my early Army days:  it will keep you fit and trim as long as you don't sit around watching TeeVee/Playing on the Intarnet all day.

Alternate Living Space Options:

1. Close off the Dining Room pocket doors to create a "False Wall" and use the regular door as your entryway to that studio apartment:  it has a private bathroom, but I have removed all the drains from that area as it is slated for demolition/remodeling for the eventual restaurant that will occupy the 1st & basement floors.  So that would have to be returned to working order.  It also has a nice Bay Window.  My brother lived in this "apartment" for a few years until he bought his own place...

2. Create a creepy, dank, and disturbing Basement Lair for you.  No toilet there, although there is a floor drain in the corner where the Laundry Facilities are...  If you really like Wolf spiders and Mormon crickets, this would be an ideal space.  It does have its own entry-door to the outside world, and an access door to the first floor (right next to the Test Kitchen).

The 2nd floor I reserve for my own use as living quarters, although there is a Futon in the Jungle Room.  I'll get a new mattress for that (the dogs are the only ones who have used it since it was acquired years ago) if you like.

If the above doesn't cover any questions you might have about "Room & Board," ask away.

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Paid Utilities & Internet

This is pretty self-explanatory.

caveat:  I set the winter thermostat to somewhere around 60F (Forced Air Gas, furnace), and there is a brand new Air Conditioner integrated into that system.  Although, when my friend and sometime business associate was installing it I directed him to leave it unattached to the compressor as there was a small part needed depending on what type of Refrigerant was being used (it can use either the old Planet Destroying stuff or whatever newfangled one theythe hobo elite have invented) and I typically don't run AC during the brutal summers here, but I could if you required it for the job.  That summer thermostat I typically kept no more that 20F lower than the outside air temperature, which naturally varies, and I prefer to just open all the windows when the weather is below 80F and above 60F and use a few notorious "Box Fans" to move the fresh air around.

Water is damned expensive (the corrupt Democrat city I live in runs the water department) so hopefully you aren't one of those people who enjoy standing in the shower for hours on end running the bill up to intolerable levels, if so:  I will amend the paid utilities contract to not include the Water Bill and you will be responsible for half of it (I am tempted to do that from the outset just-in case!)

Internet will be/is:  evul Google Fiber (mega-bit fiberoptic) and is screamingly fast.  I have a (masssive, for this house) 20-port switch somewhere around the place and I could (and eventually intend) to run a pair of ethernet hardlines to each room in the house, or you may use either your own wireless router/switch or the GoogleFiber box's built in one for that.  Personally, I eschew wireless as it is unsecure to dedicated haxor-types.

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Bi-Monthly salary

Due to the luxurious Housing & Utilities offered in conjunction with this Proposal, this will probably be a pittance if paid in U$D and is negotiable.  Alternatively, I can pay you in pateCoins whose value is tied to whatever various and sundry Business/Commercial ventures the PFDRp is involved in.  Basically, shares in those enterprises:  this will also probably be a pittance;  although they are not subject to the current U$D Inflation crisis.  So potentially that could be a Good Idea for you, I am not a Financial Advisor so you may want to speak to yours before settling on that.  Also, a combination of the two currencies could be negotiated.

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Duties

The above listing is a sort of "Menu of Options" rather than an iron-clad list.  Basically, they are "George Jobs" that are relatively simple and frequently placed at the bottom of my "List of Shit to Fix."

The Light housekeeping & Animal Waste Clean-up bits are co-related.  My Dogs poop in the yard and I try to pick it up daily;  but fail:  there are occasionally an intentional "accident" where a small land-mine is deposited in the North Attic-apartment Room.  I think that is Flip when it is raining for a few days in a row, she hates the rain & thunder and refuses to venture outdoors when these things are occurring.  If you keep the door to the Attic closed, this will not occur and she will probably do that in the Jungle Room or something instead.  Again, this is a rarity might happen once or twice a year, usually she will dart out in the breaks between rain events and "doo her business."

The Light-housekeeping part is emptying the small trash cans in all the rooms before they get too full, as the dogs (again I suspect Flip, the miserable bitch) will pull stuff out of them and tear them up making a mess.  This is not separation anxiety, as it occurs whether I am at home or not, and frequently attempts are made to engage in this activity in my presence.  I am always stopping them from "digging" in the trash can right here next to my office desk!  Hanz is sneaky about it, but Mongo and Flip both will happily sniff the contents right in front of me, especially if I unthinkingly place some sort of food-related item in there:  Wrappers, empty condiment packets, etc...

As for Grocery/Sundries Shopping & stowage/shelf stocking, I will from time to time provide Monies and a List of Shit that the PFDRp requires for normal day-to-day operations.  I can provide a Company Vehicle for this, or you may use your own.  I will also provide a Sam's Club card so that you may purchase Gas from their somewhat cheaper pumps for the Company Vehicle, or your own.  All the purchases need to be put away neatly into the cupboards, fridges/freezers, lavatory closet/cabinets, laundry area, &etc as required.  I may even send you to the Hardware Store:  although you being a silly woman;  I am leery of this as you are genetically indisposed to successfully complete those types of missions.

On Water House Plants this includes Outside (Garden) Plants as well.  I am notorious for forgetting to do this!  You might assume that my inner Botanist would not allow this to occur, but it does.  Luckily, most of the Plants I have can tolerate this sort of Plant Abuse, as the ones that cannot tend to die off.  Care must be taken to not Over-Water the indoor plants, as the hard-wood floors do not like standing water on them and the Mop & Bucket will have to be utilized any time an Over-Watering event occurs.  (on that Mop & Bucket thing, the second floor bathroom sink does not have an "overflow" preventer, so if for some reason you are attempting to fill the sink in there and forget that the water is running it will overflow.  The floor in there is Tile, but if the sink overflows for too long the water will end up in the hallway which has hardwood floors.  In either case, if a "second floor sink overflow" event occurs, the Mop & Bucket will need to be deployed.  I intend to Fix that Shit someday.)

Laundry Services usually this will involve just throwing my clothes either from the Washing Masheen into the Dryer (Gas) or from the Dryer into a provided basket when you wish to do whatever personal laundry you have.  And possibly re-washing any clothes that I have left the Washing Masheen for several days without Drying (sometimes it takes a few wash cycles to rid the clothes of the unfortunate stinky-odor that occurs when they are forgotten, gross.)  Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES are a forgotten load of my stinky laundry to be placed in the Dryer!  I find a cap-full of Murphy's Oil soap in a forgotten load to be helpful when this occurs, even though the finished Laundry has a distinct "Pine-Sol" odor it is far better than the moldy/mildew stench...  Jeeze, I am tempted to offer actual GOLD for this to never happen.  I say tempted, my gold reserves are low, and I am loathe to part with any of it...

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I believe that covers everything this particular Proposal requires, although additional Duties (based on your skill set) might be negotiated,  i.e.

Do you have any Carpentry skills?
Painting (Finish Tape, Brush/Roller, Surface Prep--Mud/Sanding/Primer/Wood-finish/Stain)?
Masonry (Tuck-Pointing--Limestone Block/Brick)?
Plumbing (Copper Pipe--Braising/Cutting/Installation, PVC--Joining/Cutting/Installation)?
Electric/Telecom Wiring (Wall-plates, Outlet Boxes, Junction Boxes, Wall Fishing, Three-Way Switching, Telephony, Ethernet, &tc)?
Sheet-rock (Demolition--Plaster&Lath, Rough, Finish, Ceiling Installation, &tc)?

Or anything else like that in the Construction/Remodel fields?

I have Power Tools & Equipment for all the things listed above:  BONU$ if you can do any of that without hurting yourself;  hell a second set of hands while I do some of those myself could be incredibly useful even if you do not possess the required skill-set.  Although, you will need to be able to put up with my Military Induced Tourettes' outbursts that frequently happen during those types of activities.  My "tics" include, but are not limited to:  "Cunt!," "Bitch-tits!," "WHORE!," "Fuck-Ass!," & combinations of those and quite a few others depending on the level of Construction Calamity being experienced.



I am tired of writing about this:  as you can well imagine;  if you have read to this point!

Prosit!
-p
#230
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
October 22, 2022, 12:00:43 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 22, 2022, 10:28:03 AMYou're gross.  Keep me out of your disgusting fantasies.

Stop DigitalRaperyNow

PoundsignMeToo!

-p
#231
Quote from: Laser on October 21, 2022, 01:47:09 AMThe psychic dalliance may have been observed only retroactively in memory given the ALLEGATIONS of the winsome Omarosa.





How many moves he made on her is unknown. Another piece enters the fray. His advances are incessant.

White    Red
d4         e6
N-c3      Q-f6
N-d5      B-b4
Nxb4      d5

N-f3        ...



I now regret not taking the proffered White Knight with "3 ... e6xd5" I believe I had some wild scheme in mind that has since escaped.


I must Ponder (and head out on what I hope to be an only Half-Retarded day, I fear for the future)...

-p
#232
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 21, 2022, 10:29:21 AM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 20, 2022, 11:31:03 PMWhile simultaneously advocating civil war and revolution...

While I am no degreed Political Pseudo-Scientist:  It seems to me that this is a classic example of the Whiskey/Bourbon question;  in that not all Whiskeys are Bourbon, but all Bourbons are Whiskey.

-p

/self-reported: Off-Topic, not about Alex Jones
#233
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 21, 2022, 09:26:56 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 21, 2022, 07:52:06 AMHmm, your argument would have merit if a) drump hadn't signed off a tax cut (unfunded) that .5% of the population and corporations enjoyed 85% of the spoils of (share by backs anyone?) Their own speshul socialism, free money!

B) Then throw in that inflation is affecting many other countries that usually have it low, yes including the UK where it's currently about 10%.

#1a. That seems to imply that a US President (if it is your bug-bear Trump) actually can control inflation.  1b.  A tax reduction on earnings/profit is on existing dollars, not the same as printing more dollars.  Might have a small inflationary effect, but that .5% would be more likely to invest the bonus rather than buy a new TV, Steak for dinner, new boat &c (they already did that pre-cut).

#2a.  I do not believe the US was the only country to inject tons of fiat/"free" money into the world economy because of muh CornHoleEbola-19.5 shutdown.  #2b.  UK, I believe, is a prime example of this.

That second bit of yours is a red herring, in essence.  As to the first:  does a President have the ability to control inflation or not?  If not, why bother to sign (and pimp) the laughable "Inflation Reduction Act?"  For the optics?

Somebody once said:

QuoteNever argue with someone who knows they are right

Which is good advice, now don't you go straining yourself thinking that I am arguing with you:  I merely point out fallacies in your own arguments, which are known to you to be correct.

-p


/self-reported:  Off-Topic, has nothing to do with Alex Jones
#234
Quote from: Laser on October 20, 2022, 10:24:17 PMThe white knight must take the black queen was the essence of an actual dream in my youth when stopping on a walkabout on a distant coast in a distant land. The surreal culmination of that presentiment now appears before me in this magical context. However ...

QuoteWhite    Red
d4        e6
N-c3      Q-f6
N-d5      B-b4
Nxb4      d5

And I am foiled in my quest to capture the queen. The very essence of my soul is threatened with the bishop at my throat. The knight must do his duty and remove the bishop.
Quote from: Laser on October 19, 2022, 11:19:16 PM... friendly little match played psychically between the Donald and Omarosa ...

In my earlier physical, mental, and emotional exhaustion I misread the italicized word above as "physically" much to my present chagrin in a somewhat higher state of physical, mental, and emotional exhaustion.  I find these days that start out mildly to moderately retarded and inevitably proceed to a FULLY retarded state by their quasi-ending to be quite tedious.  I digress...

I am curious how this "psychic" match was portrayed on the screen or whichever medium you observed it through?

Quote from: Laser on October 20, 2022, 10:24:17 PM...Speaking of volunteering though, I was entirely unaware that I had volunteered for anything. But if I must be dragooned, the IC position, whatever that might entail, is enticing enough.


My volumes of Chess Informant have been hidden away for decades, yet their influence persists. Mea culpa.


As to the Independent Counsel position, I am certain your co-Consul will be happy to bring you up to speed:

Quote from: WOTR on October 20, 2022, 10:32:57 PMThe Muzaks reminded me that in addition to swearing in the required individuals, we must outline the porpoise of the inquiry as well as the consequences of the conclusions. Generally democratic republics list execution as likely outcomes- but I'm not sure that is the correct road to go down at this time (unless we are relying on the world being so outraged over Russia and the Ukraine that they will not notice.)

As for the porpoise of the inquiry- perhaps we should leave it lurking beneath the surface until ready to spring an October surprise? We may just concentrate on gathering evidence to support our desired concussions at this time?


I think the porpoise should be wide ranging, no restrictions whatsoever.  Should the Seven Seas prove to be inadequate in scope;  the Oceans might also be dredged for evidence.  Fresh water-ways and bodies of water would not be out of the Inquisitors' ether.

As for land-based investigations, no stone should be left unturned in Pursuit of Truth.

As to executions of the non-Investigative type, (I am unsure which is the literal execution here, it may be due to vagaries of verb and noun use in the Anglais, Nautical Shore?) and their natural abundance in Democratic Republics:

I note that Presumption of Guilt and the need to Prove Innocence are also standard in those types of Regimes.  So clearly:  as Independent co-Consuls the ultimate gaol hear is NOT to prove Guilt, but its opposite;  Innocence.

If during your travails you find that Crimes Other Than Digital Rapery have occurred;  and they seem pursuant to the Natural Gaols of the Investigation:  these may be utilized for their distractive conveyance.

Digital Jaywalking is also a Criminal Offense, and with unambiguous evidence (crossing the Tarmac outside the Zebra Stripes filmed by Traffic Signal cameras, for example) it would be rather difficult to Prove Innocence with that one and the enforcement must needs be swift and brutal!

I have no idea what sort of many headed beast this Investigation will unleash, but in pursuant to my Proven Innocence (and probably K_Dubb's as well) it must needs be done.

I think, if not multiple porpoises, at minimum it should have duel porpoises.  Do not focus on One Direction, no matter what K_Dubb might whisper in your ear, CMDR AFL-I(CAN)!

I have said two mucks.

Hear, distracting Muzaks:


I do not know why I like that song...

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate is not afraid to step up to the plate"


#235
Quote from: Laser on October 20, 2022, 08:54:15 PMWhere have I dreamt this before?

Oh right.



Oh my, I seem to have mis-keyed that chess move!

Let me correct the record, hear:

White   Red
3 ...      B-b4

White Knight to move.

I note that the "7" key is directly above the "4" key, one must be quite careful in notation when playing 4D-Chess in the mynd.

Apogees.

-p
#236
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 20, 2022, 11:17:10 AMDear sir, I fear I must be be listed as co-defendant in this Digital Rape investigation as MDMD has pointed out my many violations of his sense of propriety by hitting on him.  Since I have also regrettably solicited our friend WOTR in what he may choose to construe as a non-consensual way with the promise of butter tarts and other comforts, it seems clear that he can not investigate me, so two Special Counsels may be necessary.

Yours ever, kdubb

K_Dubb,

I was trying to avoid this Victim-Shaming behavior by not naming the Victims (I neither confrim nor deny that Master Trollda is one of the alleged victims of these heinous Digital Rape allegations)!

Quote from: WOTR on October 20, 2022, 08:09:38 PMWhat kind of puritan are you? Perhaps you are residing in 1952 as opposed to 2022 where corruption is not only accepted, but celebrated and rewarded?

WE need only employ the FBI and other alphabet agencies to suppress the story before the election. There is no need for anybody else to know of the butter tarts or other promised comforts.

*With that said, I am happy to share the bribes responsibilities with Laser. It would probably be best. He can investigate the transgressions that take place in America, and I can focus on the commonwealth counties.

WOTR,

If I understand you correctly, the butter tarts & other promised comforts were not unwelcome offers from the alleged Digital Rapist K_Dubb.

I see no conflict of interest, hear?

I think you may proceed with the investigation, although I think having a co-Consul wouldn't be a bad idea either as I have outlined above:  Laser is quite free to join you, if desired by either party (this MUST be a consensual pairing, for reasons & optics).

If the Effen Bea Eye is required to assist in the gathering of evidence:  including but not limited to the examination of all underwear drawers that may or may not contain pertinent items;  I promise that I will not allow my wayward Ceremoniously Adopted Son access to the evidence lockers in order to sniff said evidence gathered (whatever form the evidence may take) and add further fuel to this unfortunate mid-to-late October Surprise.

We should probably figure out who needs to get you sworn in so that you may begin the important work that is on the Table before you.

If your investigation takes you in a wildly divergent direction, I say follow the leads.  They will inevitably take you to Rome, of course, but it is the journey that counts.

Hear, some Muzaks that may (or may not) assist you:


I will make this post in my capacity as a private 1st-Citizen of the PFDRp, so as not to appear to be attempting to influence, impede, or otherwise direct your Very Important Inquiry.

-p
#237
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 20, 2022, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 20, 2022, 07:04:46 PM... and removing books from libraries (many titles the libraries don't actually have!) ...

Yeah, like that racist Huck Finn book!

That Nazi Sam Clemens had the audacity to pen the words:

QuoteThat's my nigger, and I want him back!

Horrifying!  Not to be found in many scholastic libraries, as it is clearly on par with "Mein Kampf" in hate and unreadability.

Conservatives banning books must be stopped!  Return Huck Finn to the children, for the children.

-p


/self-reported:  Off-Topic, has nothing to do with Alex Jones
#238
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 20, 2022, 08:25:56 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 20, 2022, 06:44:05 PM...
Biden's sins? Making debt relief for students, making insulin more a ... cheaper, giving covid relief to everyone, (even though EVERY ...

He can't control inflation ...


I get it, by essentially injecting TONS of "free money" into the economy chasing roughly the same amount of goods (if not less, because muh CornHoleEbola-19.5 economic shut-down) the unthinkable inflation somehow occurred?



I do not claim to be an economist, but I do wonder where you got your degree in it?

Nautical Shore...

-p


/self-reported:  Off-Topic, has nothing to do with Alex Jones
#239
-p
#240
Quote from: WOTR on October 19, 2022, 11:46:57 PMAt first I was concerned that offering my services as the lead independent investigator might look suspicious. But then Trudeau appointed Justice Rouleau to head the investigation into him suspending our charter of rights and freedoms and literally bringing in martial law. He appointed a judge worked for the liberal party when his father, Pierre stepped down in the 80's. It might appear to any rational person be a kangaroo court and a show trial- but that is what we get in Canada now.

So, in the fine Canadian tradition of not caring how obviously tainted an inquiry may be, I would be willing to take charge of this one.

Two Hundred Ninety-three, Thursday Into Friday
"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "OVER ARCHON" : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTNING" : "JEWELED ALIEN"
First off, if I have not already made "Emoticons Are Optional NOT Obligatory" an Official MAPA KamPain Planck already, it now has been done.  Let it be written!

Consulting my extensive KamPain Notes List(s), I find that this is not readily apparent.  It has now been written.

This one is pretty simple:  using stictly un-Official back channels my Administration will get in touch with Elon Musk after he finishes up his Twatter acquisition and gently request (using whatever personal strong-arm tactics I possess in my personal Presidential Toolkit) that he write up some code enabling the use of Emoticons by the checking of a simple box in one's User Profile on the platform.

This will dovetail nicely with the "Simple Solutions For Simple Minds" program/Planck, I believe.

After Mr. Mush realizes that this is a Good Idea and implements it on Twatter:  it will quickly be emulated by all the other Socialist Media Platforms and yet another petty annoyance on one of the Shit Lists will be eradicated;  or at least lessoned.

----------

CMDR WOTR, AFL-I(CAN):

Apogees for getting that above bit of Administrative KamPain business out of the way.

As you are well aware, the Lists of Shit to Fix are many, varied, and lengthy:  we must take these Opportunity Shots as they present themselves;  always with an eye towards advancing the greater MAPA cause.  I digress...

You would make an excellent Independent Counsel for this Digital Rape investigation.  I believe you check all the requisite boxes:  I am Nautical Shore if Laser has also volunteered for the position or not;  perhaps you could be Independent co-Consuls on this affair which would lend it gravitas and an amusingly Late Roman Republican feel.

I do not believe Laser already has claimed a seat at the Banquet Table, nor the associated Plum;  you are of course awaiting the creation of your American Foreign Legion contingent and therefore are strictly un-Official.  As long as we can continue to keep the SeekRut of your involvement in the KamPain from the general public I think you will serve well to Advance the Independent Investigation to its inevitably innocent conclusion.

In my book, we may write a short coda for this chapter and close out the Investigation for examination by future historians.

Thank you.

Should you need friendly non-partisan advice, I urge you to use back-channel comms of your own choosing to contact the parties involved and gather testimony and evidence as required.

For myself, as you are well aware:  I may be reached via both the AzzGab PMs and the one hear;  also at pate4pate@gmail.com should you be concerned about the internal security protocols of the various SMF servers.

Hear, Muzaks:


I see by the Thyme that I am due to begin my Working Day Off, which I hope to be somewhat less than 6 hours long.  So I must:

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate is not afraid to step up to the plate"
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