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I wonder how Noory will screw up tonight's talk about Rooney's passing.

What the, now I'm getting ads for Onan's Generator Rewinding.  Sounds like an interesting occupation for Onan.

Popple, at the risk of being called cold and heartless, I'd count your previous post about Mildred Cyrus' dog Floyd dieing before the one above.  By the way, I heard Art died?

Quote from: BobGrau on April 07, 2014, 11:20:11 AM
You are number 6.

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Ah, Patrick McGoohan.  One of my favorite actors.  I've been enjoying his performances on "Columbo."  He was excellent with Peter Falk in "By Dawn's Early Light."  He and Jack Cassidy are probably my favorites to watch play off of Falk.

Excellent assessment.  This should be added to Jorch's Wiki.  Jorch is a wannabe manipulator who's too incompetent to pull it off.

What's on second.

 

Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on April 07, 2014, 01:30:37 AM
Noory just stole one of Knapps bumpers.

Jorch has poached guests from Knapp, so why not a bumper.  That's Jorch.  It's what he does.  Noory sucks.

Quote from: Morgus on April 06, 2014, 03:31:45 PM
Its a new month already, that means tonite is Noory's "Submerging Artists" night, unfortunately...

Welcome to Jorch's Super Suck Sunday.  Glad I'm not listening.  I'm watching "The Outer Limits."  At least my ear drums won't explode.

It's bogus.  Art will never die.  He'll just quit living.

Interesting.  I'm getting ad's on MV's site for planning my own funeral.  How thoughtful.  Maybe Jorch is planning a Mexican cab ride for me.

Hahaha, AC DC with an accordion.   This is actually too good for Noory's Super Suck Sunday.  They need to be off-key and screw-up every other note.  I guess not everybody has the knack to be part of Jorch's New Age Disorder of "The Suckening."

I think I'm going to break out an accordion and cut some polka music tracks for Jorch's submerging artist super suck Sunday.  Monkey Noory would no doubt enjoy dancing to it.

Jorch, the verbal mangler that just keeps on giving.

Feel free to photoshop Jorch's head over Robert Englund's head.  No insult intended to Robert.

Followed by the "click" of the off switch on my radio.

PremRat must be too busy worrying about the really important stuff to be bothered by trying to produce a quality show with a talented host.  Important stuff such as a studio in Hawaii and helping Clear Channel with their mist tunnel.  What a suck-ass outfit.

Nope.  Not here.  But no doubt Tommy's getting excited.  I think Art is way, way out of his league, though. He'll just have to "love the one" he's with.

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 06, 2014, 10:41:52 AM
Jorch, Tommy, Lisa, Pat Boone, Doris Day, Lionel Fanthorpe, Jess, and maybe throw in Jimmy Chunga. I hope they all find the bottom dead center which they seek, somewhere far far away from a microphone.

Hahaha, as usual, you nailed it, Aldous.  Exactly what I pictured in my warped mind.  "Escalator Down to the Center of the Earth." )

Quote from: bateman on March 30, 2014, 10:39:17 PM
LOVED Rush.

Just watched Grand Budapest Hotel tonight - highly enjoyable.


http://youtu.be/zru-1DbbcsA

I really loved "Rush," too.  I think you turned me on to it last year, Bateman.  Thanks.  I caught it at the theater and need to watch it at home again.  I enjoyed the Nikki Lauda portrayal. 

Quote from: Glutton For Punishment on April 06, 2014, 12:09:06 AM
I have tuned in to her internet radio shows because of the subject matter, but I just can't get passed her very affected speech.  It's distracting, more so than Noory, who cracks me up with his wordsmith ways.   Lisa Garr reminds me of my pretentious aunt who has that same kind of phony speaking voice.  Otherwise, she's fine and at least asks decent questions, unlike you know who.

Interesting, her voice in the videos above sounds more natural and not phony like her radio voice.

Pretentious voice?  Was it something like that pompous ass Kerry?  I didn't listen last night but I believe you've told me all I need to know.

I did catch SIT last night and Art was his usual entertaining self.  An 18 year old show clobbers any of the crap C2C is currrently spewing.

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on April 06, 2014, 04:20:24 AM
I mean really, how low can it possibly go before it crashes?

Jorch certainly buried Coast "somewhere deep below the Earth" so I'm guessing we have to get to the center of the Earth or maybe pop-out in China.  Maybe Jorch's buddy Pat Boone is leading the expedition to see just how low it can go.

Quote from: FightTheFuture on April 06, 2014, 06:57:15 AM
Once a week, maybe twice, is what I strongly recommended the last time he came back. I knew he`d never make a full-time gig work. And he sure as hell can`t make it work this time -- if there is a "this time", which I tend to doubt.

With regard to Knapp; he`s not going anywhere. He loves it where he`s at, and has publicly stated as much on several occasions.

I was surprised, too, when Art was trying to do so many nights for Dark Matter.  It seemed akin to his eyes being too big for his stomach.  I still can't help but wonder if the work load of DM got to be more than what he was looking for.  The uneasy feeling of "here we go again" started creeping in when he started bailing out of the DM shows.

I'd be thrilled if he just came back for several nights a week.  A weekend show would seem to be perfect for him at this point. I'd rather have a little of Art than nothing at all, in the non-gay sense.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Quote from: Scully on April 06, 2014, 01:43:27 AM
Will wonders never cease? The man has no shame or no memory.

I distinctly recall Noory assuring callers that the Hawaiian studio was complete and just awaiting his lordly presence way back in the day when it was being regularly spoken of. 

Gawd, he's irritating. 

Jorch is definitely without shame.  Otherwise, he would have accepted the fact he sucks as a radio show host and resigned in disgrace.  Unless he's completely clueless.  Of course,  we all know that to be true, as well.

I'm hoping the infamous Hawaiian studio won't be ready for Jorch until after we land on Mars.  Aren't we just dying to hear those opening lines of "somewhere off of or kind of near Waikiki...I'm Jorch Noory."

I almost forgot to note that I awoke in the middle of the night and heard last night's guest mention something about Hawaii.  Of course, the Nooron couldn't resist mentioning the supposed neverending underconstruction studio.  Noory was gloating about the studio being finished in June.  JB Wells' photo of being on the beach in Hawaii came to mind.  Sorry, Wells, no Hawaiian studio for you.

Damn.  I'm glad they didn't ask the drunk hillbilly what he'd rather do than listen to Noory.

Quote from: DocHolliday on April 05, 2014, 07:54:30 PM
George is to eloquent as Kirstie Alley is to thin.

Hahaha.  Yeth thir!

Quote from: DocHolliday on April 05, 2014, 07:33:47 PM
There's got to be some corporate connection between Gaiam and Premiere that we're not seeing.

I've wondered about what's going on there.  Jorch acts like his make beeleef TV show is almost part of his C2C gig, with routine references.  Is PremRat in bed with Guano or just asleep at the wheel?  It seems as if Jorch can do whatever he likes while Art worries about noncompetes.

"Graceful aplomb, " "eloquent"   Words to NEVER associate with Jorch.  Geeeeesh, what a load of donkey doo.

No insult intended for any dog.  Listening to ANY dog chewing peanut butter would be a quantum leap from listening to Jorch.

Sounds like a great replacement for Noory.

Quote from: Birdie on April 05, 2014, 03:41:47 PM
They love them. I make all sorts of different flavors and so far, the applesauce, swiss cheese and rice crispies ones have been their favorite. Sounds gross, but dogs are weird. I try to make unique flavor combinations they would like, and when I am not feeling particularly creative, I make peanut butter and carrot biscuits. 

Before we moved, I used to make biscuits for my neighbor's dog and he and my husband tried to convince me to start a business. I think about it every once in a while and think I would truly enjoy it. Maybe it will happen one day ...

A little brie, a glass of Carmenere and we gots some good eats.