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#61
Random Topics / Re: Podcast ~ Azzerae Style
July 30, 2020, 07:06:22 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2020, 06:01:18 PM
They look perfectly capable of pooping on your head, that's for sure.  Sounds like birds to me, since I am not aware of any other orders of animals with that power.

One does occasionally hear of "batshit" but I believe this to be an allusion to the belfries in which it accumulates rather than as a form of airborne ordnance.

Maybe related to the Guano Islands Act?
#62
Quote from: Juan on July 30, 2020, 07:45:48 AM
The question to ask is what did Bill Gates stand to gain from the virus?  Jeff Bezos, for instance, has made mbillions.

FIFY
#63
Sir;

If we see shit that can be fixed now, should we fix that shit and let Trump take credit for it, or should we let that shit stew and add it to the low hanging fruit shit list?
#64
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 29, 2020, 02:23:25 PM
Mr. Lear was a guest on Heather's show once and Groyper called in and asked him "What was the best ass you have ever eaten?". Mr. Lear gave a chuckle and gave every impression that he was gonna have a go at answering it but Heather intervened.  So the whole world has been left hanging ever since.  :'(

https://youtu.be/qNV7eVy8-V4
#65
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
July 29, 2020, 11:26:52 AM
The governor of Oregon has apparently agreed to step up and protect the federal courthouse with Oregon State troopers.  They will spin this as a win over the federal government.  If they had done this 60 days ago, there would have never been the need for the surge in federal agents to back up the 40 marshals who all lived in the Portland that were already trying to protect federal property. It will be interesting to see how the anarchists react to a different “occupying force”.

https://twitter.com/oregongovbrown/status/1288497308733018113
#66
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
July 29, 2020, 10:25:38 AM
Quote from: Gd5150 on July 29, 2020, 09:52:47 AM
https://twitter.com/herbalgoddess/status/1288281847059841025?s=21

Lmao!

Yesterday was priceless. Another communist demokkkrat party face plant.

Damn. Beat me too it. 

My favorite line after the congressman rattled off the list of clergy that denounced the actions in Lafayette Park.

“When did they do that?  Before or after the fire was put out?”
#67
Technology / Re: Defund NASA
July 27, 2020, 01:03:09 AM
Quote from: ksm32 on July 27, 2020, 12:25:44 AM
yeah that'll fix it

As the soon to be annointed Secretary of Space and Admiral of the Galactic Navy, I must denounce this heresy.
#68
Politics / Re: Minneapolis/St.paul riots
July 27, 2020, 12:16:26 AM
Does Portland really have a Safari Park?

https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/1287629435361951744
#69
Politics / Re: Portland riots
July 26, 2020, 02:50:55 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 26, 2020, 02:38:04 PM
I don't know; a line of police tape would have served if a psychological barrier was the goal.  Seattle has tried that several times last month, just stand back and arrest anyone who crosses or breaks it using quick-moving bike cops.

I think they learned the futility of defending a fortified position and allowed the fence to be dismantled -- they could have easily driven off the guys with power tools sawing through it if they'd wanted.  I cant wait to see what tonight's tactic will be.

Serious respect for Portland's drum corps, too; those guys are for real.  Soon they will have a full marching band hahaha

I saw a trombone last night.  About 2am as things were dying down, a YouTuber went and filmed Riot Ribs still cooking in the midst of the chaos.  I wonder if tear gas lends flavor or acts as a meat tenderizer. 
#70
Politics / Re: Minneapolis/St.paul riots
July 26, 2020, 02:00:18 PM
The Portland Power Ranger got taken down.

https://twitter.com/robertduncan94/status/1287308908885811200
#71
Politics / Re: Portland riots
July 26, 2020, 01:23:42 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 26, 2020, 12:38:47 PM
Yes he was in Seattle on Wedneday and back town to Portland for Thursday night.  It's only 3 hours -- several people from yesterday afternoon's Solidarity March in Seattle that burned the new jail construction site made it down to Portland for the nightly festivities.

I think they regretted that fence.  90% of the teargas they lobbed out wound up back inside and they just smoked themselves in their little pigpen and looked ridiculous.

Call of Duty;Leafblower Edition
#72
Quote from: Jojo on July 25, 2020, 03:42:41 AM
I know how to say thank you in 6 languages - without ever having made a conscious effort.  It just comes with life.
Thanks for the laugh.

ขอบคุณ
#73
Quote from: Gunner65 on July 24, 2020, 06:24:10 PM
At 32:24 in this insane Cramer video dated Jan 2020:  Randy Cramer at the Alien Cosmic Expo 2019.


After Cramer says that Aliens are buying our weapons at huge amounts, he claims that they are also buying BEEEEERR! LOL  And children's clothing! LOL!  :o



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3SXJBJQtpY&list=PLOTVdVzesDmqtSmCEibcEpLlX0vXuVUIR&index=11

Cramer has definitely developed a large beer-type gut!  The fucker looks like shit!  For an asshole who claims to be an Active Duty US Marine Officer, he should be ashamed of himself!  I guess he can just claim to be whatever the fuck he wants.  Cramer has gone the way of Douglas Dietrich in many ways.

Here is a quote from another researcher:

"I have been informed that on November 6, 2019, NASA Astronaut Ken Johnston Sr., a US Marine Corps veteran, officially inquired of the responsible US Marine Corps Command Staff Sgt Nelson and Staff Sgt Cartwright at Los Lunas, N.M. Marine Base https://loslunasnm.gov/ and was duly informed that “there is no record of a person named Randy Cramer ever having served in the U.S. Marine Corps.”

"These USMC personnel first searched for any US Marine named Randy Cramer having served in the USMC between 1987 and 2004. These were the dates of the 17 years that Randy Cramer claims in your book and publicly for the last seven years since 2014 to have served on Mars.
These USMC personnel also searched for whether the USMC has ever has a Captain rank by the name of Randy Cramer in its entire history. This search also came up Negative, when the entire data base of USMC personnel was searched."

"In addition, Andrew D. Basiago has spoken with the former wife of Randy Cramer with regard to Cramer’s alleged service in the US Marine Corps and on Mars. Randy Cramer’s former wife reportedly told Andrew D. Basiago that “Randy Cramer has never been in the Marine Corps, he has never been on Mars. He is a former bartender who has made up these fictions for profit and attention, and because he is a pathological liar, which was the cause of marital breakdown.”

Ken Johnston Sr was never an astronaut.
#74
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
July 24, 2020, 05:48:18 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 24, 2020, 05:10:54 PM
Remember when dudes were getting kicked off aircraft *for* wearing a mask?   Oh baby. Those were the days!

https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusesTX/status/1223087744358002688

I’m old enough to remember when goalies didn’t wear a mask.

#75
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 09:50:44 PM
These multitudes of New Jerusalems seem to be providing many potential Wives, hmm once you have finished your inspection tours of all the New Jerusalems I expect enough for quite a parade.  This parade will happen shortly after my Inauguration, where I shall make selections from those among them that appear appropriate.  This pleases me, it is decided.

It is great work you do, Big Chicken.  I would be lost at sea without your steady eyes.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


1000 virgins. 100 days. Do the math. When are you going to fix shit?

Make America Pate Again!!!
#76
Random Topics / Re: Warships
July 22, 2020, 04:34:06 PM
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 21, 2020, 04:18:00 PM
Post Navy I worked for over 12 years as part of a team providing integrated logistics support for the AEGIS Combat System.  That’s the System installed in all Ticonderoga Class cruisers and Arleigh Burke Class destroyers that can simultaneously detect, track and destroy multiple incoming air, surface and subsurface threats and blow a lot of shit up down range.  When I left the project the phased array radar component was the SPY-1B which was hands down the most sensitive radar in existence.  To learn that SPY-6 is orders of magnitude (30x) more sensitive is mind blowing.  Didn’t see that coming.

https://news.yahoo.com/us-navy-takes-delivery-more-171539626.html

https://twitter.com/usnavy/status/1285967898490658825
#77
Random Topics / Re: Warships
July 22, 2020, 12:01:32 PM
Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 22, 2020, 05:45:41 AM
No.  Never got down that way while in the Navy.  Closest I’ve come is Australia and New Zealand as a civilian.  Thanks for the thanks but serving in the Navy was my privilege.

The Navy Lieutenant Commander I worked for at HQ/SAC in the JSTPS must have really pissed someone off. His next assignment was the clean up/containment dome down that way.
#78
Quote from: Juan on July 21, 2020, 02:21:23 PM
Mr. Pate,
Who’s (Ramona) heads should we be prepared to crack in Portland- the godless commie rioters, Trump’s secret private army dressed in unlabeled Storm Trooper uniforms and snatching mostly peaceful protesters off the streets, both, or just isolate them and let them fight it out on a live stream?

The fatty moms go first.
#79
Quote from: ShayP on July 21, 2020, 08:07:50 AM
This made me well up with tears and experience a modicum of joy for the first time in years.  From the Bellgabber of the year thread.

Even recognized how accommodating I can be.

Sweet, sweet memory.  :'(

Very accomodating
#80
Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 20, 2020, 11:30:46 PM
lol love Hoagland, his grandiosity is hilariously misplaced, sabotaged himself there, Coast gave him an opportunity and from this sound file they had an agreement and Richard live on air tried to push Noory into not only giving him the entire 4 hours but even that wasn't enough,he was trying to extend the show beyond its regular length - which is typical Hoagie, he's so important that the higher ups must give in to what he demands. Which is why he's a pariah in the industry and has no outlets left but his little weekend shows on blogtalkradio for which he can't find guests and can't manage to put on a live program 2 nights in a row. 

whatever happened to that DVD that was going to change the world that he believed got on Donald Trump's desk through a secret back channel connection? like everything else Hoagland, a complete failure but he just moves on without the slightest bit of embarrassment,

Richard definitely has some form of delusional disorder.

I always thought Hoagland was looney tunes but he was entertaining. I refuse to listen to him ever since he defended downloading child porn as a constitutional right on the Clyde Lewis show back in September, 2018. 

Clyde finally pulled the show out of his archives but not before it was captured and sent to every major media outlet.

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1043167960184045568
#81
Quote from: ShayP on July 20, 2020, 12:04:08 PM
K_Dubb and I, in the past, have touched base on certain things. (i.e. fashion)  I don't like dogs. Sorry, never understood the fixation with "man's best friend."  Plus I do like "fatties."  Rubenesque women appeal to me.  "Good music" is a matter of taste.  I am not stupid and I could drink your weight in beer on any given week.  Nonetheless I believe I am suitable for any position in the administration.  I can fix shit.

White Pate House Chef?
#82
Quote from: pate on July 20, 2020, 11:40:28 AM
We are trying to fix that shit.  You can help, looks like you are doing an Admirable job on the fashion and style front with K_Dubb.  Are you already on his staff, or are you not yet ready to come aboard and help us?

I think you would be a great addition to our steadily growing team.  Let me know what plum position in the Administration most pleases you and in exchange for your vote and support I will make sure your butt is in that seat!  Unless, of course, the seat is already taken.  All seems to be negotiable and friendly at this point;  as I have decreed that back-stabbings & other jostlings for power are not to occur until after my first 100 days initiative.  I am always looking for fresh ideas on what really needs to be put at the top of the list of things that need to be fixed.

Off the top of my head, I seem to recall the following items on the list:

1.  Beer (both K_Dubb and I agree that a steady and delicious supply of beer is necessary in a properly managed economy)
2.  Dog-petting (again both of us)
3.  Good Music ONLY (this is one of my pet projects)
4.  No Fatties Allowed (we agree generally on this but differ slightly on how to address the issue, no deal-breakers more deets)
5.  Don't Be Stupid (I am not sure of K_Dubb's position on this one, and it may be out of order)
6.  Send Dave To Mars (he's earned it, Jackstar is working on how we can make that happen in the fastest manner possible, he's got some pretty good ideas, but again the deets)
7....?

That is about all I can remember.  I am sure there is someone out there willing to help us fix that shit.  Is it you?  Maybe you could help keep track of the Official List of Shit That Will Be Fixed?  That is one of the most important jobs in the Administration, but if it doesn't sound like your bag, that is cool too;  just let me know what you would like to be in charge of fixing.

What do you say?  You are welcome aboard.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit


Your platform should include eliminating the need to change clocks twice per year. 

“You sprang ahead in the spring. Stay sprung with Pate!”

Make America Pate Again!!!

#83
Politics / Re: Portland riots
July 19, 2020, 02:45:21 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 19, 2020, 02:27:59 PM
Haha yeah sometimes, in a dangerous crowd, unsettling creepiness is an effective defense.  I bet nobody even talked to him, and he could wander where he pleased.

This is an example of that lying bastard NGO at work, though:  the black man being shielded allegedly assaulted the large yellow-haired man for being an obnoxious faggot.  The screeching crowd of women who try to keep order allowed a punch or two in retaliation and he was escorted out.  This is what community policing looks like.

Wasn’t assaulting the obnoxious faggot community policing?
#84
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
July 19, 2020, 11:45:51 AM
Quote from: MarkT on July 19, 2020, 11:45:04 AM
Nathan,Sir, She might be very interesting guest.
Bevelyn Beatty, the black woman who defaced the BLM Mural near Trump Tower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=2KRd1JNJ8B0&feature=emb_logo

The earth certainly looked flat in those videos. She would be a great guest.
#85
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
July 19, 2020, 11:13:36 AM
Quote from: pate on July 19, 2020, 10:25:55 AM
I never said I wanted to abolish the Department of Education!  Nonsense, I said I wanted to eventually re-name it to the Department of Re-Education.  The new name will have multiple meanings and concepts if read correctly!  Forsooth, Gravity how will you have a Space Force if there are a bunch of Dummies running around being Dumb.  We are going to fix that shit!  Education will be one of my top priorities, I don't want to see Dummies running around.  Maybe I should add the "Don't Be Stupid" pogrom to the first 100 days initiative, hmm.  I will have to think on that.  Some times I can be Stupid, but I always try real hard not to, it doesn't end well!  Breaking shit is Stupid for instance, WE fix shit.

That is all, Carrie Anne.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


Sidebar, your honor?

The Department of Education was created in 1979.  Average SAT scores in reading have dropped a few points since it’s creation. The average math scores have gone up a few points in recent years, but only 1-2%. After 40 years of bureaucrats determining that “gender studies” and “critical race theory” are valid curriculums for higher education, just so that a bunch of snowflakes can take out $100k in student loans in order to be indoctrinated into a socialist mindset.

Their annual budget is $70 BILLION per year.  Do you know how many Photon Torpedoes and Starship Replicators I could procure for $70 BILLION???



Thank you, your honor.

Make America Pate Again!!!
#86
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
July 19, 2020, 10:09:39 AM
Quote from: Sarah Brestlin on July 19, 2020, 09:19:12 AM
Nathan (MITD, Lift The Veil),

Don't get caught up in the web some here are attempting to trap you in. Most (not all, not all, not all)
here were not part of the glory days of the BELL return. Those days are gone, but many won't let it go, as they really should.
These small percentage of your listening audience do not really matter in the big picture.
The original Bell Gab bunch did matter to Art Bell, at least for a while. Until things went south.

You know little about the past history of Bell Gab, Art Bell, and Heather Wade. Bellgabbers loved Bell, then hated Bell, then loved Bell, then hated Bell, then loved Heather, then hated Heather,... etc., etc., etc.

And Bell was very disappointed and angry at Bellgabbers near the end. His past posts reflect that.

So, bottom line, if I were you I would ignore the negative posts about you here, as well as those posters. These posts are attempts by has-beens to gain attention, thinking they are more important in this crazy universe called Bell Gab, than they actually are.

It appears you did well for yourself gaining in audience numbers  pre-Bell Gab. And yes, some Bellgabbers do bring positive to your world. Listen to them, and enjoy your ride.

- Sarah Brestlin Reporting

Pate,

May I humbly nominate Ms Sarah Brestlin as the head of your Department of Education?  I know our platform is to abolish the Department of Education during the first 100 days, but I believe she will go down in history as the most effect department head ever.

Make America Pate Again!!!
#87
Vote for Pate!

No nude taxes!!!
#88
Politics / Re: Minneapolis/St.paul riots
July 18, 2020, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 03:11:24 PM
Puppet or Shadow?

What Pesidential plum can I offer you for your vote?  World is your oyster, I will even give you Gravity's spot as SecSpace.

I really need that Jackstar gravitas.

Grav, if he wants your spot will you accept Fleet Admiral in the Space Force?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit


Will I get scrambled eggs on my hat?
#89
Politics / Re: Minneapolis/St.paul riots
July 18, 2020, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 18, 2020, 02:42:31 PM
Hells yeah!  I'd like to offer my services as a Consigliere as you flesh out your cabinent.  I've got some thoughtful ideas on the matter.

I call dibs on Secretary of Space

#MakePateGreatAgain
#90
Politics / Re: Minneapolis/St.paul riots
July 16, 2020, 02:51:03 PM
Quote from: Juan on July 16, 2020, 02:22:30 PM
Indentured servants had it easier?  My ancestors were the largest single importation of indentured servants into what is now the US.  About 1500 arrived in New Smyrna Beach, Florida.  Seven years later, 500 - which included children born here - were left to escape by walking about 80-miles to St. Augustine.  A death rate of more than 2/3 is easy?

People today have no clue what it took just to live 200-250 years ago.  I bet there aren’t 1 million people in the US that could/would/know enough basic survival skills to survive if a solar flare caused a strike like the 1859 Carrington event. 

I visited St Augustine in May, 2018.  Went to the Castillo de San Marco. They started building it in 1672.  Without power tools.  It’s still standing.  Amazing.  I enjoyed the time I spent there. 

Don’t get me started on reparations.  Somewhere between 80 and 90% of the deaths and wounded in our military were white.  Since World War II it has been around 80%.  These men gave their life and limbs for the liberties that every single person breathing air in the US currently enjoy.  They didn’t die just so white people could be free.  If we are going to have reparations, let’s start with the family trees of those killed and wounded in the Civil War. 

I really hope we have a asteroid strike or an EMP event soon. Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.

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