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Quote from: username on October 14, 2018, 11:03:23 PM
I think so? IDK to be quite frank, I only focus on my own program and keep most interaction with anyone, on any network limited.

very hard to say I don't focus on any sort of numbers I don't look at their stream I only look at my stream there's two streams that are going on so I don't really ask or have much of an interest to care. I primarily focus on the YouTube page, that's really the only thing I care about.

That's really great, what's your current opinion on Vara?

Quote from: username on October 17, 2018, 02:12:28 AM
NPC confirmed.

You are a never-ending epitome of wit.

Quote from: username on October 12, 2018, 06:15:02 PM
He came across very much like Falkie

Did you have him on your show?

Quote from: username on October 12, 2018, 06:15:02 PM
Some things are very embarrassing and no one should really know your health troubles, especially on a website forum, save that for your personal friends.

Does this mean you stopped oversharing yourself? Or are you claiming you never did?

Quote from: username on October 12, 2018, 06:15:02 PM
He couldn't handle the criticism, he quickly tucked tail between his legs and ran off...it was very beautiful to watch. That also was the same night, I trolled for glory.

Well, same as above...

Quote from: username on October 12, 2018, 06:15:02 PM
Fast forward to last night our friend, botched the name of the program that he's hosting. Further proving all criticism of incompetency.

Does Ellgab have a pet retard that he had on his show to poke fun at? Did he declare himself "The King of Ellgab" after that event and started spamming all the threads there begging for attention?

Quote from: username on October 16, 2018, 09:20:26 PM
I've been an advocate for a long time sir, makes sense that you're NPC.

I am an advocate myself. That's why I know how great for the cause are wankers randomly posting 'look, I gave a gun!' pictures during completely unrelated arguments.

Quote from: username on October 16, 2018, 02:19:59 PM
When you go back to Ellgab, where you belong.

You really need to post that picture of you with a gun again. I am sure someone will get scared this time around.

Quote from: username on October 15, 2018, 03:21:56 PM
falkie basically.... no talent  hacks.

When are you having them on your show?

Quote from: malachi.martini on October 09, 2018, 09:35:03 PM
You're the best Brig, that profile cap is unreal... I stopped visiting because the Bart Ell meme got cringey af, went back for the first time in a while, saw there was a Bartcast, ran through two episodes. I was pretty surprised to hear Ponyboy talk about the zoo and how the SJW tier 'faggot is a hurtful word' moderation made the place so much better. Got banned within an hour of posting a thought about it, lol.

Fuck that place, we're back.

Oh FFS.. I haven't been over there for a while, I had no idea any of this was even happening. How on Earth did this happen? Bart was one of the funniest people on the Internet. And now what? This?

Quote from: malachi.martini on October 09, 2018, 09:35:03 PM
Fuck that place

Yes, with a cement mixer.

Quote from: malachi.martini on October 14, 2018, 03:50:43 PM
>happy about dead mom money
>goes to throw out her stuff
>bookcase almost falls on him

It's like she made one last attempt to set things right.

She was likely trying to make amends to the human kind for failing to drown Senda in a bucket. Too little, too late.

It is just unbelievable what an absolute mountain of dog shit Senda is.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 23, 2014, 09:16:51 AM
First of all, Barium Enema brain, I did not know it was illegal to continue to use the card at the time, no matter what YOU may think about it. I was sending in payments every month on the card and I have the bank statements and card statements to show it. I also did not know that I wasn't suppose to use the card. I didn't find that out for some time & stopped using the card. Kathy was IN my Mothers apartment on multiple occasiopns when my Mother gave me authorization to be on her Sears, Macy's, Penney's and Nordstrom cards as well over the years. The only thing I bought with those is some cookware, bedding , clothes and a bicycle. I was using none of those in the years before her death and when I did make purchases I went to the mall the next month and made payment in full on the purchases except for the bicycle which she had me buy as a birthday gift.

I didn't write the ebook on what to do to settle an estate but intend to do so one day. There are articles on this all over the place as well.

I had her permission to use the card while she was alive. I was also an authorized user on her Citibank card for years ( $ 19 K ) as well as her Discover card and could have taken enough in cash advances to move out of this tiny apartment into a house AND bought a NEW Prius.

Instead I spent several months going to her 7 banks and informing them that she had died. I did get small sums from those accounts, offered some to my sister  (1/2 ). She said she didn't want it or need it and told me to keep it.

Believe what you will. Twist the truth as you see it. But I made payments on the only card I was using.

I spent 3 full days from 8 am to as late as 8 pm calling all her credit accounts, informed them of her death and cut up the cards. She had 22 credit cards with limits as high as $ 30K. I could have easily charged that on her Citibank card alone.

But I didn't, so shut the hell up.

Quote from: brig on October 14, 2018, 02:28:37 PM
Yup 

... and Liberace promised no more breaks for at least another 9 years.

Let's hope so. After all, all that money from Fifi was supposed to run Bellgab forever.

Quote from: LadyFish on October 14, 2018, 02:31:48 PM
Since Bellgab  is home, and a “safe space” for Falkie confessions, I was the one that sent Falkie the bricks and apparently attempted to kill Falkie, his cats and also Kathy’s cats by glueing children’s plastic crafting gems on them.   Best use of leftover Vacation Bible School crafting supplies ever!

Praise LadyFish!

It's so good all this history is back online

Let's also run 2 flashbacks to remind us how Senda became our Elvis.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 11, 2013, 05:54:52 AM
I need some help from any Bellgabber who can help.

There's no BART strike today so I can get to San Francisco to get the paperwork I need to send to TD Ameritrade to sell my $1100 worth of Nordstrom stock in an old long dormant account.

But even if there isn't a strike, while TD Ameritrade says they'll send me a check within 2 days of receiving my paperwork. They have the wrong birth date in their records.

It will take several days to get to Iowa where the paperwork goes and several days to process it and I've noticed it takes up to a week or more for checks to be sent to my post office here in Martinez ( NOT MY NAME, California ).

But my problem is that I don't think I'm going to get the check before the deal that Sirius has to buy a car radio expires on the 20th of this month.

Buying our car and my making my portion of the payment and the insurance has left me tapped out for the month.

I need the $ 29 to buy the car radio. I would normally have it but both my girlfriend and I took every spare dime we had for 6 months to buy our car and both of us are tapped out. I'm paying $ 306 a month for my portion including insurance and she's paying $ 300.

Sirius normally charges $ 70 for the radio.

If someone could help me I'd be willing to pay back up to $ 58 as interest as soon as I get the check or on the first when I get my next check.

My knee is getting progressively worse and we go out late at night to shop and I miss portions of DM and would love to have a car radio.

I would have had one if that flaky Ebay seller in Forestville had sent me mine.

If someone can help, here's my email address and my cell phone number.

Falkie2013@gmail.com

*** *** ****

thanks

george

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 29, 2013, 11:44:23 AM
Speaking of videos, there are those who have been complaining that I have not prepped enough or the latest video was not up to my usual standards.

What they don't realize is that I am still sick.

As I said in an inbox to one poster :

I had 3 incidents yesterday where I coughed so hard and so much I had accidents. I told you I am still sick.
I thank someone for Immodium.

I was thinking at the time that :

" I've farted and I can't get up ! "

I am aware this was covered to death, I am just leaving it here for James the Lesser Express Lane if he wishes to make a video about Senda's biggest hit.

One of Senda's biggest topics was his mother, he blames her for everything. He obviously forgets to mention that he was shaking her down for money still when she was 93 and on her deathbed. She asked him what he would want. You won't imagine what he said - "An iPad". So when the poor woman finally died he grabbed her credit card, and the rest is history. Here are some screen grabs from his personal "forum":








Somewhere in this stream of idiocy he mentions waiting for an Amex. After maxing out his mother's card he ordered a second one for her account. He obviously maxed this one as well. Since he is "disabled" and a welfare cheat, he is (in his own words) "protected class" and can get away with stuff like this constantly. Have fun.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 14, 2018, 11:32:33 AM
We have a problem with the Falkie Canon, though. The EllGab stuff feels like the Bond film 'Never Say Never Again'. Falkie might be on screen but he looks old as fuck and wears a wig. Future scholars will be troubled by the three month lacuna in Senda lore. Do we just leave the EG śtuff at the back of the Book of Senda the way they treated the dubious books in the Lutheran Bible? Apocryphal Senda.

History handled antipopes, we'll deal with this minor glitch.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 14, 2018, 11:10:21 AM




I like where you're going with this.

If you think this is eloquent, you are wrong.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 14, 2018, 10:55:46 AM
But then it might get stuck in his skull and you'd have to put a foot on his blubbery chest to free it and you'd probably end up spattered in Senda goo. I think an old-fashioned bludgeoning is the best way.

Not to mention the satisfying sound a battered Senda would no doubt make.

You're right, additionally I am sure Senda's fat head would make a bell sound on contact with a shovel.

Quote from: brig on October 14, 2018, 10:43:44 AM
Honestly, I speculate that the poor man will die of bacteria digestion and spore inhalation.

I stand corrected. A pickaxe would be mercy.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 13, 2018, 10:17:53 AM
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It's quite simple--I will explain.

I carry on, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, from out of nowhere, the Recent Posts feed suddenly gets shitted up with nonsense bullshit about nothing at all important! OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

And now... you know how that feels. You're welcome. Carry on about your day.

All of us know you are totally obsessed with our work. But if you're not, why don't you just fucking ignore it, like any sane person would? In either case, you are the defective specimen.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 12, 2018, 07:07:34 PM



I will never understand the Falkie obsession.

You really should be looking in the mirror while typing this.

Fuck Senda with a cactus wrapped in barbed wire and covered in quicklime.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 14, 2018, 10:04:15 AM
Or we could batter Senda's fat head in with a shovel. Problem also solved.

A pickaxe would be more effective.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 14, 2018, 09:31:41 AM
Negative!

Oh FFS...

Is the fat cunt dead?

So this fucking torpid sloth managed to lose that 5000$ gopro? And then joyfully moved on saying he'll need a new one?
Fuck him. Fuck him with a toilet brush.

Is the fat cunt dead?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 24, 2018, 08:55:56 AM

No, Senda isn't dead yet.

OH FFS...

Thank you for your latest PM damon. I am really very fond of your messages. The education system in my third world shithole made me take some German classes. Thanks to that and because your German is obviously much better than your English I was finally able to understand you perfectly. It's like you knew! It only makes me wish you were a kinky blonde chick with some nasty tattoos. That package together with the ability to talk dirty in a language inherently designed to bark commands at slaves absolutely tops my fantasy lists...

Fuck Senda with a crowbar.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on June 23, 2018, 02:04:44 PM
No.. actually George is doing quite well. He has regained his stamina to the point of some spirited ranting about all his ache, pains and life threatening problems.

Go George

Oh, FFS...