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Started by Lilith, October 11, 2018, 08:10:37 AM

Jackstar

Quote from: Liberace! on October 11, 2018, 09:39:02 PM
If I'm being honest, I like the big black ones.

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Preference unclear.

pate

Quote from: ItsOver on October 11, 2018, 05:51:13 PM
I'd be down for Liberace doing "EllGab, Cat Ladies in Paradise."

eMCee will you follow in the footsteps of Coolio & Weird Al and set this wonder to Wonder's "Pastime Paradise?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HQVGNLHrc

I think it could work...



MV/Liberace!

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 09:53:44 PM
You realize I only accept TaintCoins for services rendered?

that's got blockchain n shit, right yo?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 09:56:39 PM
eMCee will you follow in the footsteps of Coolio & Weird Al and set this wonder to Wonder's "Pastime Paradise?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HQVGNLHrc

I think it could work...

it needs to be a song art used as bumper music.

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 11:30:31 AM
I would like to do a GabCast some-thyme, unfortunately the best I have for a microphone is a questionable mobile-phone earbud thing, and maybe an ancient bluetooth earbud, maybe.

Lately I have been thinking of doing a podcast.  I have decided, if I go down this path to embrace my innate ability to make "bad radio."  My goal being to be recognized, bar none, the #1 worst radio personality.

I will sink past the Noarees, the Reds, the Dietrichs, the Mycheals and Hoaxsters all.

I vow that the world will tremble before my suckage.  My ability to produce uncomfortable lengthy periods of dead air with occasional mysterious background noises, barking dogs and the occasional passing emergency vehicles will be unsirpassed.

My segues into non-sequitors and inane banal interjections will be Noareesque.

My hot-mic commercial breaks will be legend.

On air bathroom breaks, singing in the shower and perhaps even a live remote driving in rush-hour traffic while simultaneously botching an interview with a special big-name guest that no-one has ever heard of (I am thinking one of the local mentally disturbed homeless guys).

But first, I would like some training. eMCee will you grant me the opportunity one day?  I have heard you on air with some of radios biggest names in radio suck (Noaree & Red spring to mynd immediately, YP and the other Anglais dude as well).

I am not saying you suck, mind you, just that you seem to have some magical power to bring out that attribute in co-hosts.  I think you might be able to assist me in my goal of being the #1 bad radio personality worldwide.

I want to beat the fat eff, I will dig a hole to set the bar really low for myself if I have to.

I guess my first step is to set up a GoFundMe page for a podcast microphone.  Would you be a dear and do that for me eMCee?

I will PM you my home address.  TIA.

-pate
You sound perfect for the job!

starrmtn001

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on October 11, 2018, 10:29:03 PM
You sound perfect for the job!
Hi, VENUS!  Good to see you here, again. ;D :-*

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 12:10:22 PM
Thank you Jack, for reminding me.

eMCee, since the search function is irreparably broken, can you find the first instance of the use of the word "faggotry" on BellGabe?

I want to check the date of first use here with its first formalized definition over at Urban Dicktionary.

I think I first heard while working in a kitchen at a country club from a teenage dishwasher back in the late '90s...

Seriously, who first typed "faggotry" here, and when was it?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=1440.msg16029#msg16029


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on October 11, 2018, 11:07:00 PM
>Pirate King Atomsk

He had good taste in Anime



he just sort of faded away eventually, never to be heard from again.  a lot of people have come and gone over the years.

pate

Quote from: Liberace! on October 11, 2018, 10:07:44 PM
it needs to be a song art used as bumper music.

Art switched his bumper music up from time to time didn't he?  Not even once?  Too bad.  WHat would you use for the Catlady Paradise song?  Is there a list of all the songs Art ever used as bumper music somewhere?  Am I asking too many questions?

And thanks on the answer to the "faggotry" thing, 2009 doesn't beat the UrbanDictionary entry of 2003.  I had hoped BellGabe would've been on the bleeding forward edge of memeology...

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 11:39:28 PM
WHat would you use for the Catlady Paradise song? what song?  Is there a list of all the songs Art ever used as bumper music somewhere?  somewhere, i'm sure there is.  Am I asking too many questions?  kinda.

And thanks on the answer to the "faggotry" thing, 2009 doesn't beat the UrbanDictionary entry of 2003.  I had hoped BellGabe would've been on the bleeding forward edge of memeology...      bellgabe, one of my prouder contributions to the popular culture.

pate

Quote from: Liberace! on October 11, 2018, 11:44:26 PM
Quote from: pate on Today at 12:39:28 AM
QuoteWHat would you use for the Catlady Paradise song? what song? ..

This song:

Quote from: ItsOver on October 11, 2018, 05:51:13 PM
I'd be down for Liberace doing "EllGab, Cat Ladies in Paradise."

What Art bumper music selection would you use, or is there no candidate?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 11:48:04 PM


This song:

What Art bumper music selection would you use, or is there no candidate?

I'm not sure.  I always pick the song first and then write the lyrics.

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on October 11, 2018, 11:48:04 PM


This song:

What Art bumper music selection would you use, or is there no candidate?
"Cat Ladies in Paradise"?  It would be "Cheeseburgers in Paradise" but I doubt Art every played it as bumper music.  I don't think he was a Parrot Head.

starrmtn001

Cat Ladies Song?  Simple.  Meow Mix jingle.  "Meow, meow, meow, meow . . ." well, you get it. ;)

starrmtn001

Quote from: Liberace! on October 12, 2018, 12:05:46 AM
I'm not sure.  I always pick the song first and then write the lyrics.
I've always written the lyrics then, someday, hope to write the music.  If I don't write the music, at least I have some good poetry goin' on. ;)

Jackstar

Quote from: EvB on June 20, 2009, 07:24:27 PM
All that aside : MICHAEL!  Get over this morbid fit of yours

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Lilith

Dear Liberace,

Would you consider doing a Cat Lady roundtable GabCast Special?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: brig on October 12, 2018, 08:46:55 AM
Dear Liberace,

Would you consider doing a Cat Lady roundtable GabCast Special?

Will we be able to de-clutter their homes during the broadcast?

Lilith

Quote from: Liberace! on October 12, 2018, 08:50:06 AM
Will we be able to de-clutter their homes during the broadcast?

Probably not, but couldn't you overlook that, since there's no video?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: brig on October 12, 2018, 08:55:42 AM
Probably not, but couldn't you overlook that, since there's no video?

There's video in my mind.

Lilith

Quote from: Liberace! on October 12, 2018, 08:57:13 AM
There's video in my mind.

I LIKE it!

We could start an entirely new Falkie-esque thread around it.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Liberace! on October 12, 2018, 08:50:06 AM
Will we be able to de-clutter their homes during the broadcast?
The honored Cat Ladies of this and other forums do not have cluttered homes like falkie and his off-again, on-again fan. 

You might consider the same of the querent.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: brig on October 12, 2018, 08:46:55 AM
Dear Liberace,

Would you consider doing a Cat Lady roundtable GabCast Special?

The Bartcast might consider that infringing on their copyright.

Jackstar

Quote from: brig on October 12, 2018, 08:59:54 AM
Falkie-esque

Seriously, who first typed "Falkie" here, and when was it?

Lilith



Jackstar

Follow that thought and get back to us.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Jackstar on October 12, 2018, 09:11:35 AM
Seriously, who first typed "Falkie" here, and when was it?

That man is the only reason you're not the most despised cunt on BG, so show the big guy some respect.

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