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#181
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Cuckshed Queen (2018)
May 02, 2018, 07:22:42 AM
Quote from: IamNegan on May 02, 2018, 07:21:46 AM
What are the chances we'd pick the same song to parody? LMFAO!!!

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#182
Radio and Podcasts / Cuckshed Queen (2018)
May 02, 2018, 07:15:25 AM
Ooh
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that stream
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

Friday night in the high desert
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the bumper music
Getting in the swing
You come to look for the king
Art Bell could be that guy
Night is young and you wanna take a ride
With a bit of disco music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a trance
And when you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Young and 'stached
Only seventeen
Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the Facebook group, oh yeah
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
2.99 a minute and then you're gone
Looking out for another
Any subscriber will do
You're in the mood for a show
Fired before you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Old and worn
'stached at seventeen

Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the BellGab thread, oh yeah
You can post
You can tweet
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen
#183
Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 02, 2018, 07:04:39 AM
Dont come back til you’ve finished the lyrics! ;D

I got this, hold tight
#184
Quote from: LadyFish on May 02, 2018, 06:59:45 AM
I’m hoping for something Abba!

You are the Cuckshed Queen!
Young and 'stached, only 17!

You can post, you can tweet
Breaking down all of the time
Ooooooo
See that witch
See that host
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen
#185
Quote from: starramus on May 02, 2018, 06:58:16 AM
Nah she's setting up a subscription service with her predominantly male, geriatric, sex starved  fan base of late night masturbaters. She's already picked up a web cam, and an assortment of multicolored dildos. She's moving up in the world.

Cuckshed 2: Electric Bugaloo
#186
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 02, 2018, 06:50:55 AM
So Monday was the day of the transgender theory and the Cuckshed.  Tuesday was the day of the Senda Desert Cult being
announced, the release of In Nye and Vara/LNM coming to the rescue.    Will Heather be teamed with the Mad Martian on
his show?

What in the hell will go down today?

It's a golden age of BellGab. Soak it in.
#187
Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 02, 2018, 06:49:22 AM
You heard this one right? The Jugsaw - In Nye

That's what I'm talking about!

#188
Any fresh tracks get dropped over night?
#189
Quote from: bateman on May 01, 2018, 07:56:47 PM
Is he suggesting Heather prevented Airyn from attending Art’s funeral?

Nothing surprises me anymore
#191
Quote from: DynamoHum on May 01, 2018, 05:40:23 PM
Just one more before I go to bed https://www.facebook.com/heather.wade.566790/posts/642841296055898

Keith has fired Heather.

QuoteThere’s a half zillion of us will follow you wherever you go, your awesome.

half a zillion is maybe 12 or 13 people, at best
#192
Quote from: ItsOver on May 01, 2018, 04:14:42 PM
Oh, yeah.  The beached whale on a bike.  ;D



That fucking favicon. I'm dying of COPD over here
#193
Quote from: GravitySucks on May 01, 2018, 02:48:20 PM
I thought that was one of my better first drafts.

You got one of them, can you find the other? Tick tock, tick tock.
#194
Quote from: GravitySucks on May 01, 2018, 02:42:51 PM


Proofread your posts. It will help your cause.
#195
Quote from: Juan on May 01, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Remember how Coast introduced Mike Siegel? On his last few broadcasts, Art interviewed some of the old standby guests. Then when Siegel started, he interviewed the same guests. Then he got a cat. He was set up for failure. Much the same as with Heather.

Vanna! My cat Vanna! Oy vey!
#196
Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 01, 2018, 01:43:59 PM
I think he wasn't giving her six months but just saying if she doesn't do the show on Monday he will find a replacement show and if she decides to do a show he will put her in somewhere on his line-up of shows.

This. Her tenure at the helm of the network's flagship program has come to an end.
#197


Oh Jeeze, Nick the R-r-rat is pretty much just a-a-a Morty voice. You know?
#198
Quote from: Grifynne on May 01, 2018, 12:41:11 PM
This was posted in response to the KR locking HW out of the show comment. Apparently the Heather Wade MITD Fans Facebook group requires admin approval to conduct any mass consciousness spells.

The grand elders of several tribes need to be consulted before the darkest of black magick can be performed against Keith.
#199
Quote from: chefist on May 01, 2018, 11:16:41 AM
His bitterness and frustration is growing day by day...

#200
Quote from: Grifynne on May 01, 2018, 12:26:15 PM
KR has officially changed the locks, according to second-hand Heather.

KEEF ROLLO HAS THE UPPER HAND.
#202
Quote from: N0sferatu on May 01, 2018, 09:25:10 AM
I wonder if Keith has rights to play the old shows.

#203
Quote from: Here We Go Again on May 01, 2018, 09:00:55 AM
he'd probably "try it" with one of those $1 coin roll of 100 pennies

Flashbacks to his night in the county lock-up
#204
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on May 01, 2018, 07:20:59 AM
he will donate $20 to help feed the North Koreans

Comrade Senda, helping his fellow comrades in the DPRK resist the imperialists, such an inspiring thing to hear on this Mayday morning.
#205
Quote from: brig on May 01, 2018, 05:24:25 AM
Did Senda say Area51Drone's real name at 54:25 ?

A man has many names. But that is not one of them.
#206
I love the smell of someone getting fired in the morning.

#207
Quote from: timebandit on April 30, 2018, 02:14:51 PM
thanks..that's it.
Just like she described.
I plan on getting a selfie with her at area 51 if it still happens.

Mugshots don't count
#209
Quote from: mv on April 30, 2018, 11:10:49 AM
Her pay is probably just a simple percentage of subscriber revenue, so any "pay cut" is determined by listeners, not Keith.  Obviously, her position hasn't been helped at all by her antics over the last two weeks.

In the Gabcast blowup between her and Bateman she claimed to be "well compensated". What does that even mean in the podcasting world? 40k? Less?
#210
Quote from: munbeam666 on April 30, 2018, 12:51:06 PM
Maybe shes silent because she has retained a lawyer

There must be a plaque dedicated to Art in every Nye county lawyer's office.
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