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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

zeebo

Spinning pizza rolls
Escalator to nowhere
Inside Jorch's mind

wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 11, 2014, 08:36:02 PM
A haiku per day
WR250
You mayka me laugh

high praise,from Aldous
uplifts
george noory, submerges

aldousburbank

Row row row your boat
George Noory is a moron
Life is but a dream

wr250

tantalizing Tuesday
illuminati conspiracies
noory dims the new direction

zeebo

What is going on?
We're on the verge of something.
I really think so.

aldousburbank

Is it a black hole?
Or could it be a portal?
No, just George's brain.

wr250

mon night suckage
moreso than normal
keep up the mediocre work, jorch

(thanks unscreend caller)

Some streetlamps flicker
'That'll make a four hour show"
I'd be embarrassed

aldousburbank

Quote from: Owen Cidentally on May 13, 2014, 07:32:18 AM
Some streetlamps flicker
'That'll make a four hour show"
I'd be embarrassed
This is so funny
Mostly because it's so true
And also so lame

wr250

GNS suck thread
2,578,392 views
almost as many  as noory has listeners

wr250

reptilians and nazis oh my
gubmint and illuminati oh my
noory's suckage continues

Illuminati
ET's could be satanic
I could use the sleep

zeebo

It's beyond belief
Milking the same show topics
Stonehenge again, sigh

wr250

massive suckage
last 2 nights
will tonight be better?

wr250

friday brings snooron open lines
with the dreaded TBA
mustache ends with ufophil

zeebo

Itsh jusht amaszhing
A trulee bizzsharre shtorry
(It exshites me sho)

wr250

friday still TBA
could it be the shecret door
only the lipwig knows

aldousburbank

TBA stands for
Totally Boring Again
As it always is

wr250

whale whispers and reptilians
brought to you by the number 64
wheres Gladys jorch?

wr250

its been a too long time
with no escalator to hawaii
and im waiting for jorch to ... get better

to the tune of "too long time" by crystal gayle

wr250

next thursday is
jorch and the numbers lady
brought to you by the number 8

aldousburbank

G E O R G E
the radio suckmaster
N O O R Y

1 2 3 4 5
can he keep the show alive
6 7 8 9 10

wr250

george meets the count
can george count to 8?
alas we will never know


zeebo

Open lines callers
"Hi George thanks for the great job!"
Another blockhead

wr250

the suckage that is george
is so great
makes superman eat kryptonite,willingly.

Audience runs off
Go on Ancient Aliens
Ruin their show next

aldousburbank

I can't stand this show
Turn the damn radio off
Sayeth Mike Siegal

from george's website:
cat saves boy frm dog
Three rock-steady cameras
I'm not fooled, George is

wr250

cat runs george out
maryann calls in
better host than noory

wr250

monday morning
knapp did good by me
tues-sat mornings, noory still sucks

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