John B. Wells

[Sardondi]

Suck my cock, whore.

George? What are you doing here, you old dog!? You silver-tongued devil, that always was your never-fail pick-up line, wasn't it? Yeah, I remember what you said: when you don't get off the air until 2:00 am you have to work fast! Well you sure do cut to the chase, don't you?

Well, good luck, you slick stud you. Hey, that one at the end of the bar looks about ready: she's already drunk up her Social Security Check and needs a little help, so I'd say you might have a shot. Between the tequila and your spiel about how you're a radio star, she just might be a pushover for that sophisticated approach of yours. Check back in with us later and tell us how it went, you sexy beast.

[blackshap9]

Back on that other web site, a poster would come along every so often - different name each time - with exactly this same M.O.  To ingratiate themselves, they would first agree that George sucked, but ony a little.  Then they'd bash the other hosts as worse than Noory.  Then they would target one regular poster, try to get the response, try to derail the thread. 

After maximum damage before people caught on, they'd disappear for awhile - only to reappear later with under another avitar.  Pretty sure they mostly all originated from Sherman Oaks.  My guess is someone with fat stubby fingers and low self esteem.  But any single one of them, including our current visitor, could just be some random Noortard.

The real truth here paperboy is that you are retarded. Almost every thread gets highjacked by the same 5-6 members spewing the same old nonsense. People find that frustratingly stagnant.

I recall you making similar accusations towards me. MV can easily check the IP Address logs that are recorded to validate the ridiculousness of your self important theory.

You paperboy are a continuous detriment to the growth of this community. While the majority of people come here for a quick smile or laugh you always manage to redirect everyone to your own brand of literary sewage. Congratulations.

[Marc.Knight]

Almost every thread gets highjacked by the same 5-6 members spewing the same old nonsense.

THIS is retarded.

[blackshap9]

THIS is retarded.

Alright. So it is not "Almost every..."

[11angeleyes11]

not really

The correct term is developmentally delayed or challenged.

[11angeleyes11]

Suck my cock, whore.

Works every time? 

New thread topic:  What would be George's pick-up line?

[blackshap9]

The correct term is developmentally delayed or challenged.

Having a degree in Psychology it is in fact Intellectually Challenged; and that is precisely how I feel after reading a post by paperboy.

[preston]

Works every time? 

New thread topic:  What would be George's pick-up line?

Do you like pets

[Morgus]

New thread topic:  What would be George's pick-up line?

thats a good topic for the Noory Sucks thread.

But what about for John Wells? Would he ask if you are a member of the NWO or what? 

[preston]

thats a good topic for the Noory Sucks thread.

But what about for John Wells? Would he ask if you are a member of the NWO or what? 

Wanna head over to the mothership?I will let you take control of the bridge.

[11angeleyes11]

Mr. John B. Wells:

Come on over to the central command and I will take you to a caravan at midnight.

[Morgus]

Wanna head over to the mothership?I will let you take control of the bridge.

good one, thats exactly what John B. Wells probably uses. 

[HAL 9000]

You must be out of work, obese, disabled and just plain unfuckable or you'd have better things to do with your awful life. I'm sorry you're such a fucking loser that no man would ever want to be with. I'm sure there's a fat bull dyke in your trailer park who would just love to massage your back fat.

As one who knows FG a little bit, I can assure you she is intelligent, gainfully employed, lives in a nice apartment, is slender, fit, and very fuckable. I'm confident many men would be eager to court her.

Ordinarily, I ignore inane trolls such as yourself, but I'll make a exception this time, as chivalry is not dead, and your cowardly attacking a regarded female member of this forum is unwarranted.

I also yield to myself such time as I may consume, and ask unanimous consent to advise and extend my remarks, and insert extraneous material in the Record; especially my first paragraph

   

[PB the Deplorable]

Having a degree in Psychology it is in fact Intellectually Challenged; and that is precisely how I feel after reading a post by paperboy.

Haha, Dumbsheep makes a return to defend PopZombie. 

The Noorytards have a way of quickly self-identifying themselves.  In addition to my posts, I'm guessing you find even the basics - doorknobs, silverware, operating a toilet, catching the right bus home - intellectually challenging.

[Frys Girl]

As one who knows FG a little bit, I can assure you she is intelligent, gainfully employed, lives in a nice apartment, is slender, fit, and very fuckable. I'm confident many men would be eager to court her.

Ordinarily, I ignore inane trolls such as yourself, but I'll make a exception this time, as chivalry is not dead, and your cowardly attacking a regarded female member of this forum is unwarranted.

I also yield to myself such time as I may consume, and ask unanimous consent to advise and extend my remarks, and insert extraneous material in the Record; especially my first paragraph

   

You must admit that we get some really screwed up trolls, even as trolls go. Anyone trolling for Noory is beyond troll. Whatever that's called......

[someguy]

You must be one sad, pathetic waste of space and oxygen. You spend all day on a forum bitching about a show you claim to not even like. You must be out of work, obese, disabled and just plain unfuckable or you'd have better things to do with your awful life. I'm sorry you're such a fucking loser that no man would ever want to be with. I'm sure there's a fat bull dyke in your trailer park who would just love to massage your back fat.

hahaha! owned.

[HorrorReporter]

Date:   05-05-12
Host:   John B. Wells
Guests:   Leonard

Physicist Leonard Mlodinow joins John B. Wells for an eye-opening examination of how the unconscious mind shapes our experience of the world, and how we often misperceive our relationships with family and associates, and misremember important events.

[adamapple76]

Oh my god. I need someone to confirm something for me. On 4/27 during hour one at the 16 minute mark I am almost positive I heard him doing a bong hit. I heard lighter strike and bubbling. It's either coffee sip or a bong rip. Did anyone else catch this?

[thefamilyghost]

Date:   05-05-12
Host:   John B. Wells
Guests:   Leonard

Physicist Leonard Mlodinow joins John B. Wells for an eye-opening examination of how the unconscious mind shapes our experience of the world, and how we often misperceive our relationships with family and associates, and misremember important events.

I predict this will get ugly...why would any more physicists bother with being a guest of Wells?

[Usagi]

You know what annoys me about Wells?  The whole "you me and a million of our closest friends" thing he repeats every week.  Way to strip any intimacy from the show - not that it matters anymore.  I know he's not the only one (the cretinous Alex Jones is good for that when he's on, and Noory likes to refer to his big happy retarded listening family), but it's just particularly grating with him.


I honestly don't remember, but did Art used to say anything like that?

[ziznak]

Wells makes me laugh man... I like his little intro and the deep voice fake or not is clear.  Looks like things got a lil hot under the collar up in this thread lately... whats with all the F bombs and such? 

"Can't we all just get along?"

I still laughed at the trailerpark rant though... couldnt help it

[WOTR]

Once again I had the show on as background noise (I have done it a lot less lately.)  Hearing the guest suddenly break into the biblical quote about the path of the righteous man (was he watching pulp fiction earlier?) reminded me that I should be turning it off.  I was not really paying attention, so I do not know what brought the quote on, but from what followed it sounded like he was talking about prepping for emergencies.  Everything since has been the typical fear porn that Wells is becoming so well know for.

For the record, I have nothing against biblical quotes... providing it is the right quote, at the right time and in reference to the proper subject.  Talking about a virus that will kill us all and preparing for it has nothing to do with righteous vs. unrighteous. 

Oh, and for the record, I am beginning to actually prefer Noory over Wells.  Kudos to Noory for hiring an underling to actually make him look brilliant (or at least mildly competent) by direct comparison.  Now all that is left is to force Ian and Knapp out...

[Sardondi]

Works every time? 

New thread topic:  What would be George's pick-up line?

Well I think we've already been using it. Maybe add an intro, like, "Hi, I'm George Noory,...." and then ZombiePoppa's, uh, invitation. It fits George's level of intellect and sophistication, as well as that of his biggest fans. Plus it uses "my", a variant of George's favorite word - "I". "I" is heroin to George. He goes all warm and mushy when he can say "I", "me" or "my".

...For the record, I have nothing against biblical quotes... providing it is the right quote, at the right time and in reference to the proper subject....

Excellent point. Incorrect or out-of-context use of the Bible has gone on since parchment and papyri were first inscribed. Unfortunately incorrect use happens FAR more often than not. I am actually offended when I hear someone quote a snippet of scripture, which is either incomplete, taken out of context or given a very free translation, to make it appear that the scripture-user has Biblical support for some activity or idea. This happens often because people today have far less familiarity with scripture today, and con men and scoundrels can get away with a lot more than they used to.

...Oh, and for the record, I am beginning to actually prefer Noory over Wells.  Kudos to Noory for hiring an underling to actually make him look brilliant (or at least mildly competent) by direct comparison. Now all that is left is to force Ian and Knapp out...

That would be just hilarious - George is actually a genius who has been playing a brilliant tactical game by gambling and bringing in his "replacement" who is actually far worse than George! You'd have to give him a lot of credit. Too bad for George it's a complete fantasy...

[stevesh]

Excellent point. Incorrect or out-of-context use of the Bible has gone on since parchment and papyri were first inscribed. Unfortunately incorrect use happens FAR more often than not.

Any time I hear C2C guests start quoting 'scripture' it usually reminds me of this:

“Some Christians use the Bible much as a drunk does a lamppost â€" more for support than for illumination.”
  â€" Rev. William Sloane Coffin

[WOTR]

That would be just hilarious - George is actually a genius who has been playing a brilliant tactical game by gambling and bringing in his "replacement" who is actually far worse than George! You'd have to give him a lot of credit. Too bad for George it's a complete fantasy...

I admit that I do not really believe that.  I will also admit that I likely only dislike Wells more because he was the voice from my radio tonight; ask me Monday who my least favourite host is...  Finally, is stating that Noory is not the worst of the C2C hosts not sacrilegious, and, if memory serves, grounds for an immediate and permanent ban according to the TOS?

Having said that, did anybody else catch Wells fishing for compliments by indirectly asking the guest about his voice (as though he were unaware of any studies that have been done regarding the perceived trustworthiness and other qualities attributed to an announcer with a deep voice?)  The fact that I am not in that business but knew this years ago tells me that his acting as though he did not research just how much to boost the bass on his control board prior to cranking the knob makes me laugh.  I believe his guest added a little dig when he suggested that there are devices to set the frequency of your voice now.

All said, tonight was not a complete waste of time.  I did complete the implicit association test online and found it to be interesting.  I had assumed that I had a slight preference for whites (being whiter than an albino myself, it seemed like a reasonable assumption) and found that I have no preference for anybody.  It was an interesting result (and I was a little surprised to find that they only seem to use African Americans and whites rather than Asians or Natives as I assumed that they would use all races...  What if it turns out that I dislike anybody from China- am I not equally as guilty of hatred and bias?)

[WOTR]

Well I think we've already been using it. Maybe add an intro, like, "Hi, I'm George Noory,...." and then ZombiePoppa's, uh, invitation. It fits George's level of intellect and sophistication, as well as that of his biggest fans. Plus it uses "my", a variant of George's favorite word - "I". "I" is heroin to George. He goes all warm and mushy when he can say "I", "me" or "my".

I go away for a few days and discover that the board has erupted into all sorts of insanity...

I have to add a little to your intro.  "Hi, I am George Noory- whoreRyyoooouuuu?" followed by the rather classy invitation.

[Lovely Bones]

Finally, is stating that Noory is not the worst of the C2C hosts not sacrilegious, and, if memory serves, grounds for an immediate and permanent ban according to the TOS?

Michael asks so little of us, WOTR.  Is it too much to ask that you hate Noory more than all others? 

I think not. 

[Frys Girl]

Michael asks so little of us, WOTR.  Is it too much to ask that you hate Noory more than all others? 

I think not.

Just because Wells sucks so much, doesn't mean he beats Noory. We should hate Noory more because he set the stage for an ass like Wells to come through. Art would not have had this type of environment. I don't know if Noory had a hand in hiring this guy, but if he did, or even if he said "yup. he's great!" it makes me dislike Noory more.

[Lovely Bones]

Just because Wells sucks so much, doesn't mean he beats Noory. We should hate Noory more because he set the stage for an ass like Wells to come through. Art would not have had this type of environment. I don't know if Noory had a hand in hiring this guy, but if he did, or even if he said "yup. he's great!" it makes me dislike Noory more.

Can't agree with you more, FG.  Additionally, I noticed last night (during my brief turn listening to Wells) that he's starting to mimic Noory's pattern of asking questions. 

Lesson for Wells: GN is no mentor/template for "how to be a great talk show host." 

Maybe someone should send him a link to the Definitive Compendium thread.  He likes email, I think. 

[VtaGeezer]

I tried to stay up and listen to the Mlodinow "interview", but gave up because of Wells' incessant, rambling attempts to sound like the intellectual peer of the guest while doing his I'm-sooo-cool act.  Even without the fringe politics, he's worse than Noory.  Much worse. I wish to hell there was something else to listen to late nights. Wells should go back to to doing voice overs for commercials.