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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

aldousburbank

Dikwad did chuck wood
Did it pretty fucking good
Wish George Noory would

wr250

titillating tuesday
brings the ai
the borg dont want noory

pate

We are the Borg, You
will be assimilated.
Except sNoorge;  he sucks

wr250

noory on a on air acid trip
improvement or
more new age bs?

wr250

numbered sun worshipers have AI
3rd party candidates to the rescue
TBA returns to the kingdom of Noory

aldousburbank

A day with Noory
On acid is like a day
On orange sunshine

You know you are but
Disconnection from the tongue
Sound falls out of mouth

Brain falls out of sky
Reason gets sucked through portal
Angels bring brain back

Better save the stuff
For someone who has a clue
I'm fresh out right now

wr250

3 lines
to say george noory sucks
dont need all three

maureen

seventeen syllables, folks,
to keep the form. carry
on and well done. cheers.
;D ;)

wr250

early out friday
another TBA ends with ufophil
and thanks to john b wells

bigchucka

Quote from: wr250 on May 19, 2014, 04:58:48 PM
early out friday
another TBA ends with ufophil
and thanks to john b wells


Early out Friday
Still ends with UFOPhil
For John B... good night


5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?  Been a long ass time since I tried my hand at poetry...

wr250

Quote from: bigchucka on May 19, 2014, 05:17:37 PM

Early out Friday
Still ends with UFOPhil
For John B... good night


5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?  Been a long ass time since I tried my hand at poetry...

5,7,5 ;3 lines
damned if i know
noory sure dont

aldousburbank

Quote from: bigchucka on May 19, 2014, 05:17:37 PM

Early out Friday
Still ends with UFOPhil
For John B... good night


5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?  Been a long ass time since I tried my hand at poetry...
Yes that is correct
Which in New Mexico is
The area code

Quote from: wr250 on May 19, 2014, 05:24:42 PM
5,7,5 ;3 lines
damned if i know
noory sure dont

It is all ok,
Noory can only count
three by five

wr250

tonight brings AI and the borg
i wonder what the
noory's 3x5 cards will bring


perhaps an Einstein question?
how bout a portal?
tonight, only the nooron knows.

aldousburbank

Stupid fucking George
He still thinks he's on TV
Beyond Belief way

maureen

Bellgabbers  are fine,
Funny and creative too.
George Noory is not.

wr250

troll troll troll your mouse
gently over bellgab forums
we wish noory was but a dream

UFQuack

the time sure flies fast
people sure are acting strange
radio vampire

wr250

woeful Wednesday brings
numbers lady predictions
jorch believes all of them

terrible thursday the suckage
of drug law reform
jorch pushes toomeric and carnivora

aldousburbank

Thanks to Paper*Boy
What i'm having for breakfast
Electric Kool-Aid

wr250

Quote from: aldousburbank on May 21, 2014, 07:18:27 AM
Thanks to Paper*Boy
What i'm having for breakfast
Electric Kool-Aid

electric kool-aid for breakfast
is better then
toomeric and carnivora combined

wr250

thursday drug law reform
jorch asks about portals
tommy likes electric kool-aid

Ouija board threatens
Not to worry, George, Satan's
fallen asleep bored

wr250

the mighty TBA tonight
followed by open lines
will george skip out early

zeebo

Another Friday
Wonder which suckage tonight?
Only thing unknown

wr250

saturday brings george knapp
subject doesnt matter
vacation from noory

zeebo

Nappin' through Noory
But Sat. & Sun. this weekend
Wide awake for Knapp

wr250

for this mondays madness
prophecy and GMO's
back to the noory suckage again

wr250

bright spot on C2C this week
thursday brings linda howe
noory keeps mouth closed

friday jorch plays hookey
dave shrader fills in
sparing us friday openlines and ufophil

wr250

noory 3 day week  of suckage
LMH on thursday schrader friday
bellgabbers rejoice

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