20150911 - Art Bell, Open Lines - Live Chat Thread

[Kolchak]

This guy sounds like hes been eating too many funny mushrooms 

It's the chaga.

[popple]

someone wormhole Art and tell him to have the one caller back on when we are still here after the 23rd lol

Yeah, he should save their numbers and then call them back asking to explain what happened.

[bateman]

I think Jade Helm really involves the government shooting missiles at an asteroid that will pass by in September, thereby deflecting its trajectory, and having it slam into the great state of Texas. I could be wrong, but I  don't think so. I read it in the bible using my special decoder ring.

Careful, you're posting classified info.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Dang it.  That is just my luck.  We finally get Art back and then the world comes to an end.  Oh well ...............

[Juan Cena]

I also can buy into the Brave New World or this idea of a "break-away civilization" even (to an extent) as some people (interestingly of various not necessarily congruent political/religious bent go back to less technology, home schooling, community living, locally grown organic crops, barter and community, micro-power or less power and off-grid, etc. If allowed, of course.)

Like those two hipster twits in that Vox article who dress and live like they're Victorians?

Deadspin ripped them both a new hole.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/to-hell-with-voxs-victorian-living-idiots-1729873090

I'd respect them more if they lived out their everyday lives as furries 24-7.

[Sean92008]

so i dont have to go find a job or..jobs shall be plentiful....

You can be the guy pushing the cart.  "Bring out yer dead!"

[rozypalm]

"Channel all your funds to just getting off ?"  Any comment RosyPalm?      

LMFAO My girl is next to me and loves your avatar (we just watched some Logan's Run earlier).

[999]

I wonder whatever happened to Gary North?

[21st Century Man]

I'm sort of tempted to turn it to Coast at the top of the hour and listen to paranormal stories from the Border Patrol.  I can listen to the rest of this later.

Please forgive me if I've blasphemed.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I think Jade Helm really involves the government shooting missiles at an asteroid that will pass by in September, thereby deflecting its trajectory, and having it slam into the great state of Texas. I could be wrong, but I  don't think so. I read it in the bible using my special decoder ring.

And here I thought you would have used the Bible magic that's being advertised - Heh heh heh

[starrmtn001]

Considering Shasta is a few volcanoes fused together and could erupt within a few hundred years.

Aren't Shasta and Lassen in the southern part of the Cascadia Range? 

[Zenman]

I hope there is someone who has been living in an underground shelter since 1999. When they emerge we must get them on MITD.

Kinda like the guy who didn't know WW2 was over.

[Sean92008]

The whitehouse just called and told me to get to Mt. Shasta asap

Love the avatar!  LOL!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Where is Stellar when you need him?

[WOTR]

I think Jade Helm really involves the government shooting missiles at an asteroid that will pass by in September, thereby deflecting its trajectory, and having it slam into the great state of Texas. I could be wrong, but I  don't think so. I read it in the bible using my special decoder ring.

Excellent.  Could you post that on youtube so that I can have a "source" to quote in future debates?

[albrecht]

I think Jade Helm really involves the government shooting missiles at an asteroid that will pass by in September, thereby deflecting its trajectory, and having it slam into the great state of Texas. I could be wrong, but I  don't think so. I read it in the bible using my special decoder ring.

It also is related to something called a "Shemitda"(my spelling, like that of Hannuaka, Channuka, etc) of Jewish words is lacking and there seems to be various spellings (oddly like a certain Libyan Muslim strongman whose name could be spelt almost a thousand ways.) Interestingly "shemita" is the only world Dave can pronounce reliably. Give him a word like "powerful" or most other English words and he will have problems.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Kinda like the guy who didn't know WW2 was over.

I thought that was just a Gilligan's Island episode.

[Justme]

If everyone will die why is he going to Mt. Shasta

[Juan Cena]

welcome to the internet wrestling community.

I hope Planet X doesn't start before the new season of Lucha Underground begins.

[trostol]

You can be the guy pushing the cart.  "Bring out yer dead!"

[Kolchak]

I'm sort of tempted to turn it to Coast at the top of the hour and listen to paranormal stories from the Border Patrol.  I can listen to the rest of this later.

Please forgive me if I've blasphemed.

[Lilith]

I think Jade Helm really involves the government shooting missiles at an asteroid that will pass by in September, thereby deflecting its trajectory, and having it slam into the great state of Texas. I could be wrong, but I  don't think so. I read it in the bible using my special decoder ring.

I think you might have received a defective decoder ring. 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

LMFAO My girl is next to me and loves your avatar (we just watched some Logan's Run earlier).

Way Cool !!!
The cut or uncut version ? In other words, did you get to see Jenny Agutter's fine a$$ naked in the ice cave ?

[Noorynoid]

I will be in Shasta next week but not because of an asteroid. No friends, something even more potentially devastating. A woman.

Shasta City (aka Central Valley) is very green this time of year if you get my drift...smell like it too....

[Sean92008]

Yeah, people are going to be real nice to each other living in domes....uh huh....

And women's bazingas will remind us of safety and home... 

[munbeam666]

If everyone will die why is he going to Mt. Shasta

Thats the question I've been asking

[Justme]

Love the avatar!  LOL!

Thanks

[ShayP]

Like those two hipster twits in that Vox article who dress and live like they're Victorians?

Deadspin ripped them both a new hole.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/to-hell-with-voxs-victorian-living-idiots-1729873090

I'd respect them more if they lived out their everyday lives as furries 24-7.

Not a fan of hipsters, hipster twits, or hipster anything.  Just don't like 'em.   

[Noorynoid]

Thats the question I've been asking

Because Shasta is where all the real aliens go every year for a big party and bake-in...

[bateman]

Exactly.