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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

pate

Nothing to offer
Under waterboard Jorch screams
You will get nothing!

wr250

guest is done,open lines?
roll the tape tommee
we be going home early tonight

Ten days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee.

coaster

Early morning shave.
Oops, moron with a razor.
Mustache is no more.

Nine days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Eight days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.
   

Seven days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Six days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Six ads for Dinovite*****,
Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

***** @ 56¢ a day based on $49.99 USD  for a basic 90 day supply (medium-sized dog).
**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Five days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Five Ancient Aliens+.

Six ads for Dinovite*****,
Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

+ Unknown commercial value.
***** @ 56¢ a day based on $49.99 USD  for a basic 90 day supply (medium-sized dog).
**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Four days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

(Partial proceeds from) Four Coast-style Holiday CDs++,

Five Ancient Aliens+,

Six ads for Dinovite*****,
Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

++$14.95 USD per CD.
+ Unknown commercial value.
***** @ 56¢ a day based on $49.99 USD  for a basic 90 day supply (medium-sized dog).
**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Three days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Three Coast Mugs+++,
(Partial proceeds from) Four Coast-style Holiday CDs++,

Five Ancient Aliens+,

Six ads for Dinovite*****,
Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

+++$14.95 USD per mug at the C2C AM web store.
++$14.95 USD per CD.
+ Unknown commercial value.
***** @ 56¢ a day based on $49.99 USD  for a basic 90 day supply (medium-sized dog).
**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Two days before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

Two product placements++++,
Three Coast mugs+++,
(Partial proceeds from) Four Coast-style Holiday CDs++,

Five Ancient Aliens+,

Six ads for Dinovite*****,
Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

++++ Lifelock ID protection starting @ 30¢ a day, based on $109.89 USD annual fee.
+++$14.95 USD per mug at the C2C AM web store.
++$14.95 USD per CD.
+ Unknown commercial value.
***** @ 56¢ a day based on $49.99 USD  for a basic 90 day supply (medium-sized dog).
**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

wr250

4 years ago on feb 23
sir aldous did give unto thee
an excellent haiku thread


Quote from: Aldous Burbank
grafted branch, brown leaves
the root of all evil grows
mustache stained tree, dead

ACE of CLUBS

Noory in the manger .....
No clamp for his head ......
Too bad for mankind.

Gd5150

What if Coast to Coast, didn't come from a store
What if Coast to Coast...perhaps...meant a little bit more
Something the Gnoorinch hasn't thought before

On the last day before Christmas,
George Noory did bestow upon me,

A half-assed Christmas Day interview#,
Two product placements++++,
Three Coast mugs+++,
(Partial proceeds from) Four Coast-style Holiday CDs++,

Five Ancient Aliens+,

Six ads for Dinovite*****,
Seven copies of Worker in the Light****,
Eight live appearances with Alex Jones via Skype***,
Nine Coast Insider subscriptions with a goal of one million**, and
Ten episodes of Bee On Bleef which you can watch on your internet-ready flat-screen TeeVee*.

# Free because he does it all for you  :D
++++ Lifelock ID protection starting @ 30¢ a day, based on $109.89 USD annual fee.
+++$14.95 USD per mug at the C2C AM web store.
++$14.95 USD per CD.
+ Unknown commercial value.
***** @ 56¢ a day based on $49.99 USD  for a basic 90 day supply (medium-sized dog).
**** @ $9.11 USD (Kindle) or $1.79 USD (hardcover) per copy.
*** @ $100 per event for Platinum VIP seating.
** @ 15¢ a day per subscription based on $54.95 USD annual fee.
* @ 26¢ a day based on $95.40 USD annual fee.

Merry Christmas George!

And Merry Christmas everyone!

Thank the good lord because this was getting entirely too tedious.   

maureen

... but an effort that was appreciated... many good giggles!! all the best, GFP!!

Thankful that Noory
Ruined C to C AM.
I found this forum.

wr250

oh shadowgator , how do hate thee
almost as much
as noory2nooryam with the snooron

zeebo

great science topics
fusion, planets, genetics ...
five seconds on each

pate

So fresh and so clean
Jorch is not so average
No coincidence

wr250

Quote from: pate on January 01, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
So fresh and so clean
Jorch is not so average
No coincidence


psychic,numbers,hoguester,and spiritualist
what do they have in common?
they all suck on the suckmaster noory show

pate

Watch the hearth, ashes
"I am not sure 'bout this one"
Thanks Santa presents!

wr250

on the 1st day of the new year
snorge gave unto thee
0 hours of caller predictions and 4 sucky Guests

pate

Count: one two fiver,
lost track numbers equal puss
what you do 'bout it>?

Ima douche youra douche wouldncha like to be a douche too, wouldncha?

pate

iGnoory squash child,
Awful story make front page....
JORCH!  Look over there!

pate

Dammit to hell I
Am, sam, same as day before
Whelp, here I am..... BOO!

Gd5150

Midnight in the desert, riders on the storm, some velvet morning,
Broadcast from the high desert,
memories of a classic.

Scripted questions, prerecorded phone calls, UFO Phil,
memories of the steaming pile you stepped in as a child.

A baby cries, hungry for its mommys teet.

zeebo

Stompin' hamster days,
Smushin' frogs, munchin' on moths
Ovaltine sippin'

* thanks to ItsOver for the Ovaltine-related remark that inspired this haiku

zeebo

Guest, expert in field
Hardcore study for decades
"Single best finding?"

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