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Vogon Poetry and George Noory

Started by Marc.Knight, April 15, 2011, 05:20:22 AM

Marc.Knight

Yes, listening to George has become like being strapped to a chair with barbed wire and forced to listen to the mind destroying ramblings of the newest edition of Vogon Poetry.  An example of current Vogon Poetry, if you dare:

  "Oh freddled gruntbuggly/thy micturations are to me/As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

Inevitably, George will evolve into speaking unintelligible, slurred and mangled words so prolifically wonderful and poetic that any self-respecting Vogon would be put to shame.


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