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Quote from: Lt.Uhura on December 12, 2013, 01:39:42 PM
Hi nbirnes, you are so right about content.  Like a lot of corporations today, I don't think Sirius is being run by folks with any radio experience.  There seems to be a corporate trend today to turn over day to day operations to marketing people with little to no knowledge, experience, or passion for their product.  Case in point:  Art leaves and immediately SiriusXM replaces him with the woefully inferior C2C, as if they are interchangeable!  That's like a car salesman telling you he's out of Cadillacs, but for the same price you can have this broken down Buick!!

Yes, they just see them as interchangeable parts.  Cadillac, crapped-out Buick  Hey, they're both cars!  No problem here.  Roll that baby on in here.

I'm sure when PremRat took over C2C and needed somebody in addition to Art, they just thought "hey we've got some kind of goofy radio show about crazy crap.  We'll just stick an el-cheapo host into the slot and have him pretend he's semi-interested.  He can play the same music bumpers and have the same guests, with lots of commercials.  Having paying sponsors is all we're interested in anyway.  That's the ticket." 

Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2013, 11:49:46 PM
Ok this is embarassing, but I was sick one night and watched like 4 HBB's in a row.  It was awful, but I couldn't stop.  However it did pay off, because I got to hear this choice line from one of her sisters which I'm still laughing about:  "Babies don't come from your butt! They come from your biscuit."

I rest my case.

Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2013, 11:31:16 PM
I thought they were lining up some shpeshal shoowz with schecret dooorz n shtuff.

God help us.  Please tell me the "masterminds" weren't planning anything "shpeshal" for Sundays?  I know Ian is due on for Saturday, the 28th but I hope Knapp is still doing his regular Sundays this month.

Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2013, 09:04:08 PM
Chicks in general were hotter in the 80's.  Remember all that slinky sexy Madonna-based fashion and crazy big hair and makeup?  Then some genius in the 90's said oh no, we can't have that, better cut your hair, throw out your makeup, and cover you up in flannel shirts and trucker hats.  Thanks for nuttin', grunge genius.

Was there anything hotter than Tawny Kitaen writhing around on the top of a Jaguar?  Now look at her.

Quote from: Tommy TwoTons on December 11, 2013, 10:40:03 PM

...Is this coming Sunday supposed to be a Knapp show, does anyone know?

Yes, assuming a normal schedule, Knapp should be on this Sunday.  Both Wells and Clyde's Ground Zero showed-up up with little to no warning but don't get our hopes up with the current situation. 

Quote from: Treading Water on December 11, 2013, 05:28:55 PM
Star Trek
Columbo
Northern Exposure
SOAP
TAXI
Barney Miller
WKRP in Cincinnati

Nice list.  I'd add Gunsmoke, Hogan's Heroes, Twilight Zone, The X-Files, and Seinfeld.  Hollywood should just accept they're not going to come with anything better.  Honey Boo Boo and Keeping Up With the Kardashians?  Please.  :

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 11, 2013, 06:54:15 PM
Welcome to ge
trying older. The good news, some stuff sex gets better.

I've found I'm forgetting the bad stuff a lot faster and I keep misplacing the good stuff.

Sounds like another Jorch classic.   

I'd just like one last fling at the beach. 

Quote from: wr250 on December 11, 2013, 08:11:12 AM

...also there are far worse things than noory. just turn on the  boob tube, 75% of whats on it (and everything on mtv ) is crap.makes noory look like a genuis.

That's why I really enjoyed C2C with Art.  It was such a nice escape from the boobery on the boob tube.  For me, I'd say it's closer to 95% crap on the tube.  PremRat has just applied the same crapola formula to C2C.  Crap in, crap out.  That's why they love Jorch, the master of mediocrity.

Quote from: Morgus on December 11, 2013, 12:25:46 AM
Last night, Noory mentioned on the air for his 'tribute' to past c2c guest Lloyd Pye who passed away this week he would allow anyone to view the video interview he did with Pye a few months ago for "Beyond Belief" for free, as long as you sign up for the service first...

Jorch's "giving" nature never fails to astound.  Maybe Jorch will sing "I Did It My Way" at his next appearance in Toronto as a tribute to Lloyd, if the event sponsors will raise the ticket prices.  :

Remember we're talking about somebody who can't figure out when a pizza roll is hot.

Quote from: jazmunda on December 10, 2013, 11:37:13 PM
You forgot Jazmunda. Have I been forgotten already?

Oh no, not forgotten.    Jazmunda, truckers, crappy Spooky Matter show, Chunga, government shutdown, toe nail fungus....damn.

Damn cellphones.  Damn Jess.

Quote from: zeebo on December 10, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
I'm too lazy for that.  I'll just wait for the Amazon drone service.

I don't care what that sleezy looking Ukranian maggot says, I'm waiting for Papa Yuri's Ukrainian Hot-and-Ready delivery service.  And I want cheesy bread and a liter of Coke with my order, too.  That should get Tommy all worked-up.

Que? 

Quote from: Tommy TwoTons on December 10, 2013, 02:23:49 PM
Glad your caught my nerd reference!  Dames might be Gloom or Oddish.

Winner winner, chicken dinn-  nevermind, Tammy got to it first.

Damn Tammy. 

It looks like the Major just cruises his RV into the drive-thru at the Ukrainian chain "Hot Babes to Go" for his orders.  I doubt if he wants to tip some long-haired Ukrainian delivery guy, like in the pizza pic.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 10, 2013, 02:39:17 PM

I hate to be the Grinch, but is there an online room for such filthy and immoral shenanigans?

Of course, it's in the Politics section.  Remember? 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 10, 2013, 02:22:20 PM
Haha - I like Art, but maybe not that much. If we're gonna get all physical and stuff, my heart, my feet and my phone sex fantasies belong to John B. Wells.

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Hey, Santa, listen up for S27's Christmas list.  Should Kenny G being playing sax in the background when JB does his thing? 

Quote from: Seraphim27 on December 10, 2013, 01:25:28 PM
**dies laughing**

"Art, Art, please come massage my tiny little feelings! PLEASE!"

**still laughing**

I need to stop drinking wine with lunch.

Feelings?  Geesh, I was hoping he was going to massage my feet.    That would go well with the wine. 

Quote from: Tommy TwoTons on December 10, 2013, 01:58:24 PM
Jeezus.  Does he have the whole set yet? (gotta get'em all!) Is this some kind of Anunaki sister-wife thing?  Maybe his Silver Zephyr RV is a portal of polygamy...

So THAT's why Jorch is so fascinated with portals and "angels."  "Please, please could it be a portal?  Filled with Ukranian angels???"

I can now understand the Major's less than stellar "visions."  He obviously has other things on his mind. 

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 10, 2013, 09:16:22 AM

Here is another wife of his:

She's on this site, helping to plug Ukrainian Weddings Bridal Fashion Jewelry.  She'll soon be on the Major's RV gravy train.

http://www.famannan.com/2013/11/ukrainian-weddings-bridal-fashion.html

Quote from: VtaGeezer on December 10, 2013, 12:19:20 PM
60 Minutes did a story on American men going to Russia to meet women...it's an industry; I assume Ukraine is the same.  Most of the guys seem to be 50+ yo bachelor-types as just desperate as the women.

I remember seeing it.  It was years ago.  Yes, 50+ guys, as I recall, one the fellows in the piece was a pilot.  Let's see if Major Doom can up the ante to seven Ukranian cuties, all for himself, though.  Seven brides for one nutty major. 

Quote from: VtaGeezer on December 10, 2013, 12:07:08 PM
Or it's just a testament to how badly women want out of Ukraine.

He sure isn't escorting out any third-stringers. 

Quote from: Meanandnasty on December 08, 2013, 11:06:57 AM
My thoughts are that the Wanna Take A Ride has experienced a blow-out!!!!!!

I feel like I was "taken for a ride" after the last pick-up and then kick to the curb.  :

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 10, 2013, 09:16:22 AM

Here is another wife of his:

Damn.  He may be blind as a bat for remote viewing but he sure isn't blind when it comes to the ladies.

Quote from: BobGrau on December 09, 2013, 10:51:27 PM
That's why it's difficult to see the Shadow ones.

Especially when they're hiding in portals.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on December 09, 2013, 12:30:55 PM
IMO, Beck is too scary to ever laugh at.

Boo!