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Oroville Dam, Emergency SpillWay Breaching.

Started by starrmtn001, February 11, 2017, 07:14:52 PM




Quote from: aldousburbank on February 12, 2017, 08:01:53 PM
My mind is Tiffany twisted
I got the Mercedes Benz
I got all those pretty pretty girls
That I call friends
Relax says the womans
We are programmed to receive
I can check out any time I like
But I can never leave

tmi?

Wait until you get your next water bill

Quote from: Jackstar ℗ on February 12, 2017, 06:32:34 AM
Today is the seventh anniversary of the day I met The Ex, so I expect this dam to blow any moment now.

I miss her too


Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 02:11:45 AM
Can we talk about what annoys me?
False representation?  Lies?  Deceit? 
When can we talk about that, Jackstar?

Where is the time and place?
Four years and I'm still waiting for an answer.

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 12, 2017, 07:03:42 PM
It's happening! Just heard on my local radio- evacuations ordered.

Prayers for everyone's safety


Quote from: aldousburbank on February 12, 2017, 07:20:12 PM
I knew when they were saying it's all under control that it was a dam lie.  ::)

When your safe and you see this let us know you are OK.

damon

Quote from: nooryisawesomeâ,,¢ on February 12, 2017, 08:37:54 PM
When your safe and you see this let us know you are OK.
I have family and friends that are affected by this. They are ok so far.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Damon on February 12, 2017, 08:38:52 PM
I have family and friends that are affected by this. They are ok so far.
Prayers for their safety too, Damon.

Jackstar

I love that the Jews did this while all the other Jews were busy with the Grammys.

LEARN TO SWIM


Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 12, 2017, 08:36:50 PM
I miss her too

I'm ready for Hillary.

Quote from: Damon on February 12, 2017, 08:38:52 PM
I have family and friends that are affected by this. They are ok so far.

Glad to hear they are ok

aldousburbank

They're hatching a plan to use choppers to drop bags of rocks into the offending crevice to allay  critical failure of the emergency spillway. The problem is that last week the main spillway blew concrete chunks of itself when it was used for the first time ever. So they shut that off which allowed the water to rise up to and over the emergency spillway. They didn't like how that looked so they opened the primary spillway back up to slow the rise because the emergency spillway is not as structurally reliable as the primary. Now they've got a dang ol crevice possibly growing, which is why they ordered evacuations. In reality, crevice or not, the emergency spillway is just a backup to the backup which they hoped to never have to use. So yeah, it's a bit sketchy. From what they're saying now I predict that it will not see any catastrophic failure. But I could be wrong.

With all due respect to the people in danger; I believe California's infrastructure is completely fucked and it's about time we all started getting real about it. This is just a portent of things to come.

Designx

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 11, 2017, 08:06:13 PM
They went from severe drought conditions to dangerous flooding conditions in two weeks.  I hope this next front, moving in, dissipates before it hits California.  People could lose their homes, or worse, their lives.

Yawn.

What happened in Louisiana last year is a magnitude 100000 times worse than this could ever be.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Designx on February 12, 2017, 09:03:23 PM
Yawn.

What happened in Louisiana last year is a magnitude 100000 times worse than this could ever be.
ANY event where people could or do die is bad!

One of our own is in the evac area.  So, STFU, or leave!!!

******************************

Sorry, Designx, I have family and friends that live in the area and I'm a little on edge right now.

Jackstar

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 12, 2017, 09:08:27 PM
ANY event where people could or do die is bad!

Welp, that settles it: it's time to abolish childbirth. Here, sign this petition.


Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 12, 2017, 09:08:27 PM
One of our own is in the evac area.  So, STFU, or leave!!!

Settle down, Chicken Little. Yeesh.

Jackstar

Quote from: Designx on February 12, 2017, 09:03:23 PM
What happened in Louisiana last year is a magnitude 100000 times worse than this could ever be.


How many vegetables does Louisiana produce?

Start pickin'.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Jackstar ℗ on February 12, 2017, 09:12:56 PM
Welp, that settles it: it's time to abolish childbirth. Here, sign this petition.
No.  Time to abolish fucking.

Life is a sexually transmitted condition with a fatal prognosis.

Jackstar

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 12, 2017, 09:08:27 PM
I have family and friends that live in the area and I'm a little on edge right now.




What could go wrong? They'll be fine. Here, bite down on this leather strap.


starrmtn001

Quote from: Jackstar ℗ on February 12, 2017, 09:16:41 PM



What could go wrong? They'll be fine. Here, bite down on this leather strap.

Alright.  Let me put me dentures in first. ::)


Jackstar

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 12, 2017, 09:00:19 PM
The problem is that last week the main spillway blew concrete chunks of itself when it was used for the first time ever. So they shut that off which allowed the water to rise up to and over the emergency spillway.


I know I didn't say I was coming down
I know you didn't know I was here in town,
But bay-yay-yaby you can tell me if anyone can
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man
Tell me baby, can you dig your man?

I didn't come to ask you to stay all night
Or to find out if you've seen the light
I didn't come to make a fuss or pick a fight
I just want you to tell me if you think you can
Baby, can you dig your man?
Dig him, baby
Baby, can you dig your man?

Hey baby I come down here tonight
And I didn't come to get in no fight,
I just want you to say if you can,
Tell me once and I'll understand
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man
Tell me baby, can you dig your man?



Et tu, Brute?

Luka Megurine

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 12, 2017, 09:15:21 PM
No.  Time to abolish fucking.

Life is a sexually transmitted condition with a fatal prognosis.

2D waifu's are best waifu's desu

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 12, 2017, 09:00:19 PM
They're hatching a plan to use choppers to drop bags of rocks into the offending crevice to allay  critical failure of the emergency spillway. The problem is that last week the main spillway blew concrete chunks of itself when it was used for the first time ever. So they shut that off which allowed the water to rise up to and over the emergency spillway. They didn't like how that looked so they opened the primary spillway back up to slow the rise because the emergency spillway is not as structurally reliable as the primary. Now they've got a dang ol crevice possibly growing, which is why they ordered evacuations. In reality, crevice or not, the emergency spillway is just a backup to the backup which they hoped to never have to use. So yeah, it's a bit sketchy. From what they're saying now I predict that it will not see any catastrophic failure. But I could be wrong.

With all due respect to the people in danger; I believe California's infrastructure is completely fucked and it's about time we all started getting real about it. This is just a portent of things to come.

The state of California is broke. Taxes are sky high as it is there. I agree though. In Texas the Corpus Seawall is a complete joke and was last worked on when Eisenhower was president.

aldousburbank

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 12, 2017, 09:15:21 PM
Time to abolish fucking.

When they came for the stoners, those who didn't smoke said nothing.
When they came for our guns, non-shooters turned a blind eye.
But when they came for the fuckers, nobody was fucking left to give a fuck.

You can have my fucking when you peel my cold dead prick from her hands.

When fucking is outlawed, only fuckers will be fucked.

starrmtn001

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 12, 2017, 09:35:09 PM
When they came for the stoners, those who didn't smoke said nothing.
When they came for our guns, non-shooters turned a blind eye.
But when they came for the fuckers, nobody was fucking left to give a fuck.

You can have my fucking when you peel my cold dead prick from her hands.

When fucking is outlawed, only fuckers will be fucked.
I hope your high ground is high enough so you don't get fucked.

Jackstar




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