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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 06, 2018, 01:56:52 PM
Simple, Falkie had Kathie and Patty along to attend the convention in San Francisco - the one when he missed interviewing Norry because Kathie didn't remind him to bring some unneeded equipment to do the interview, and they had to turn around and return home to get it - making him late and miss meeting up with Noory (interesting he didn't call his good friend's cell to say he was going to be late or where to find him).  Why would he take her again after that?

Besides, he had to walk a couple of blocks when she drove him to the convention in Sacramento.  Very unreliable, very discourteous, almost as if she isn't interested in his video career or these conventions.  And how much did Kathie save to go ?  How much did she donate for him to go?  Nothing and nothing.
WTF ?
I am sure FAT FALKIE said...
“THIS is DESIGNED to make ME MONEY”
and for ruining such a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
I hope he “put the BOTH of THEM in THEIR PLACE”...
FAT FALKIE knows the “rules” and “laws”
it’s NOT abuse, when a WOMAN DESERVES A PUNCH IN THE FACE !

SredniVashtar

Quote from: chefist on June 05, 2018, 05:55:56 PM
She plays George like a fiddle.  If you ever notice, she never reciprocates George's "sweet nothings"...I've never really ever heard her say any romantic comment to George...cold blooded vampire I say.

It's hilarious. The most awkward relationship I've seen since Prince Charles tried to kiss Diana for the camera and she turned her head and he planted one on her ear. It's hard to imagine those two utterly appalling people having any feelings for anyone else. At least Senda makes some effort to pretend she's his girlfriend. Sweet Kathy is basically an animal.

Icy Nothing

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 12:15:29 PM
I think it might be wise and profitable for FAT FALKIE to wear a “the Guy from Pittsburgh” T-shirt (I doubt if Chefist will have his attorneys with him...but I could be wrong) and carry around his Alien Heads...

Senda doesn't REALLY plan to carry those stupid alien heads around the Con, does he?  How is he gonna hold them and the live streaming camera at the same time?  He'd better hope the Con doesn't have a $10 admission fee per alien head.

EDIT: It occurred to me that Senda could just duct tape the camera to his forehead.  Problem solved!

I am confused...
FAT FALKIE aka “the Guy from Pittsburgh”
has a notation under his recent video that reads
I’m NOT in Afghanistan !
I’m IN California !
where does Pittsburgh fit in ?
FAT FALKIE, could you please explain this to me (again)

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 06, 2018, 03:49:10 PM
It's hilarious. The most awkward relationship I've seen since Prince Charles tried to kiss Diana for the camera and she turned her head and he planted one on her ear. It's hard to imagine those two utterly appalling people having any feelings for anyone else. At least Senda makes some effort to pretend she's his girlfriend. [a]Sweet Kathy is basically an animal.[/b]
maybe that explains her aversion to bras and panties ?
and her erotic animalistic bizarre sounds ?

oh oh oh
“and the twitching came”

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 04:14:17 PM
I am confused...
FAT FALKIE aka “the Guy from Pittsburgh”
has a notation under his recent video that reads
I’m NOT in Afghanistan !
I’m IN California !
where does Pittsburgh fit in ?
FAT FALKIE, could you please explain this to me (again)
Isn't it a BART station somewhere between the Oakland Fruitdale stop and Martinez? Been a while since I've been to that side of the Bay.

"A Confirmation of My First Near Death Experience"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_2cqMy0FGA

George talks about the book The Brothers Warner, which relays a tale of Jack Warner being plunged into an ice bath to save his life.  This was the same treatment that George's mother demanded that he receive when he had his near death experience, and the ice bath saved his life as well - PROOF that George has been telling the truth about this episode all along.

GLORY!!!

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on June 06, 2018, 04:47:42 PM
"A Confirmation of My First Near Death Experience"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_2cqMy0FGA

I thought the bastard said he WAS dead for three days in the ice bath. Does he know the difference between near death and actual tag-on-the-toe dead?  Once again, he provides us with info that doesn't support his ridiculous claim.


https://youtu.be/5_2cqMy0FGA
damn, I knew it !
this video proves it !
at around 5:30
FAT FALKIE does confirm an early childhood incident that left him...
well, let’s just say he was “shorted on the ice cubes” during this early...
and perhaps his first ambulance taxi ride !
I wonder if he took a Polaroid camera with him on that first trip ?

he should be researching about suing the hospital for shorting him on ice cubes !
who knows ? maybe IF they actually used ice...maybe he would be close to below normal today, instead of the bottom percentile of intelligence and common sense

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 04:57:08 PM

https://youtu.be/5_2cqMy0FGA
damn, I knew it !
this video proves it !
at around 5:30
FAT FALKIE does confirm an early childhood incident that left him...
well, let’s just say he was “shorted on the ice cubes” during this early...
and perhaps his first ambulance taxi ride !
I wonder if he took a Polaroid camera with him on that first trip ?

he should be researching about suing the hospital for shorting him on ice cubes !
who knows ? maybe IF they actually used ice...maybe he would be close to below normal today, instead of the bottom percentile of intelligence and common sense

STFU.  George:  "I've got the medical proof to prove it!"

Norm

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on June 06, 2018, 04:47:42 PM
"A Confirmation of My First Near Death Experience"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_2cqMy0FGA

George talks about the book The Brothers Warner, which relays a tale of Jack Warner being plunged into an ice bath to save his life.  This was the same treatment that George's mother demanded that he receive when he had his near death experience, and the ice bath saved his life as well - PROOF that George has been telling the truth about this episode all along.

GLORY!!!

BUSTED! In 1957 hospital rooms DID NOT have television sets in them. A few had large TV viewing rooms for long-term patients but not in individual rooms. He's full of feces!

GravitySucks

Quote from: Norm on June 06, 2018, 05:03:57 PM
BUSTED! In 1957 hospital rooms DID NOT have television sets in them. A few had large TV viewing rooms for long-term patients but not in individual rooms. He's full of feces!

I was going to make that same comment but did not have any proof to offer.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on June 06, 2018, 12:19:48 PM
I know there is such a thing as porn addiction...
but I want to know if I run the risk of slow Kathy “bizarre sounds” addiction...
I have NOT been able to stop !
(it’s running now, as I type thisss)

oh, damn...aaa, oooo, ugh
“and the twitching came”...

That is perhaps the second saddest phrase I've read on Bellgab.
Kathy sounds?  My God man.  Snap out of it............

Quote from: Norm on June 06, 2018, 05:03:57 PM
BUSTED! In 1957 hospital rooms DID NOT have television sets in them. A few had large TV viewing rooms for long-term patients but not in individual rooms. He's full of feces!
but, Polaroid did manufacture cameras !
perhaps FAT FALKIE has photos ?
unless, he lost them at that storage facility that employed the woman, who was always a month off on FAT FALKIE’s account...
or his mommy threw them out with his million dollar comic book collection...
or his mommy’s housekeeper threw them out with the banking and credit card records...
or the Newport cigarette smoking BLACK man stole them along with his 👁PAD and $4 in change...
or he left them in his car that was stolen...
or ...

NXOEED

I've got a new found respect for this dude. Been daily vlogging for like a week and a half now and am already wondering what the fuck I'm gonna talk about once the topics have been exhausted. Everything's pretty much been said. Props to this guy for always managing to hold an audience, I guess.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 06, 2018, 05:31:20 PM
That is perhaps the second saddest phrase I've read on Bellgab.
Kathy sounds?  My God man.  Snap out of it............
I am desperately oh ohhohhhhh
“and the twitching came”
bbbut, “it’s hard...”
oh my oh oh
the off ssswitch is bbbroken nowww
ooooo
“and the twitching came”

back later
“the toilet needs plunging againnnnn”

GravitySucks

Quote from: NXOEED on June 06, 2018, 05:33:31 PM
I've got a new found respect for this dude. Been daily vlogging for like a week and a half now and am already wondering what the fuck I'm gonna talk about once the topics have been exhausted. Everything's pretty much been said. Props to this guy for always managing to hold an audience, I guess.

Howdy NXOEED

I knew an old lady, possibly mildly retarded, who couldn't breath without talking about it. It was always something  not interesing. If somebody went to the bathroom, she would say, "Falkie is going to the bathroom. Look. There he goes. He's a big boy. goes to the pottie all by himself.  It's been ten seconds. I hear sounds...."  On and on about things like that. But at least she didn't scream at you demanding donations.
Quote from: NXOEED on June 06, 2018, 05:33:31 PM
I've got a new found respect for this dude. Been daily vlogging for like a week and a half now and am already wondering what the fuck I'm gonna talk about once the topics have been exhausted. Everything's pretty much been said. Props to this guy for always managing to hold an audience, I guess.

SMH, Falkie wants to move to The Battle Born State and he does not know how to pronounce it.
He will learn quickly that it is a bone of contention here.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1400/6713/articles/not_nevahda_cc_mug.png?v=1470033019



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A4LV6KMS6I


NXOEED

Quote from: Renegade Smurf on June 06, 2018, 05:40:07 PM
I knew an old lady, possibly mildly retarded, who couldn't breath without talking about it. It was always something  not interesing. If somebody went to the bathroom, she would say, "Falkie is going to the bathroom. Look. There he goes. He's a big boy. goes to the pottie all by himself.  It's been ten seconds. I hear sounds...."  On and on about things like that. But at least she didn't scream at you demanding donations.

is that how he's maintaining an audience? asking donations? guess i better get on that. i've been on youtube for about two weeks and have no idea what i'm doing or how it could even last.

Quote from: NXOEED on June 06, 2018, 05:56:01 PM
is that how he's maintaining an audience? asking donations? guess i better get on that. i've been on youtube for about two weeks and have no idea what i'm doing or how it could even last.

Try some haul videos.  Go do some grocery shopping and then video and upload the results as you unbag the stuff.

"Can of peas, package of wings, two jugs of Sweet Baby Ray's"  The viewers will eat it up.


NXOEED

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 06, 2018, 06:15:14 PM
Try some haul videos.  Go do some grocery shopping and then video and upload the results as you unbag the stuff.

"Can of peas, package of wings, two jugs of Sweet Baby Ray's"  The viewers will eat it up.

so like, what the hypebeasts do with their Supreme and Bape hauls, but with BBQ sauce and meat? That's what he's been doing all this time? That's one of those things where, if it's a joke, it's brilliant. Or else it's insane.

Quote from: NXOEED on June 06, 2018, 06:18:06 PM
so like, what the hypebeasts do with their Supreme and Bape hauls, but with BBQ sauce and meat? That's what he's been doing all this time? That's one of those things where, if it's a joke, it's brilliant. Or else it's insane.

Well it's like one video in five maybe and yes.  Both it and all us are insane......................

Quote from: NXOEED on June 06, 2018, 05:56:01 PM
is that how he's maintaining an audience? asking donations? guess i better get on that. i've been on youtube for about two weeks and have no idea what i'm doing or how it could even last.
From what I've seen, he spends most of his daily four hour videos screaming at the 3 or 4 people who are not multis/sock puppet trolls to give him money and how to do it. The rest of the time, he's eating food I wouldn't even give a dog or yelling at the fat lady on the phone.

Quote from: NXOEED on June 06, 2018, 05:56:01 PM
is that how he's maintaining an audience? asking donations? guess i better get on that. i've been on youtube for about two weeks and have no idea what i'm doing or how it could even last.

Oh! Some more video filler is discussing ailments.  What's your bod situation like?   Any torn ligaments in the ankles?  How about a shattered kneecap or two? Do you burp up acid after powering down a couple of cans of Hormel's Tamales?  Crushed bone or two in the spine?  How about below the belt - is the best you can do (making a big assumption that you are a dude) is to get 'twitchy'?   Any blurred vision in the eyeball?   Or *gasp* do have an  Iguana situation in your innards?

Quote from: Renegade Smurf on June 06, 2018, 06:29:11 PM
From what I've seen, he spends most of his daily four hour videos screaming at the 3 or 4 people who are not multis/sock puppet trolls to give him money and how to do it. The rest of the time, he's eating food I wouldn't even give a dog or yelling at the fat lady on the phone.


^^^^^ The Senda Experience right there.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 06, 2018, 06:40:26 PM
Oh! Some more video filler is discussing ailments.  What's your bod situation like?   Any torn ligaments in the ankles?  How about a shattered kneecap or two? Do you burp up acid after powering down a couple of cans of Hormel's Tamales?  Crushed bone or two in the spine?  How about below the belt - is the best you can do (making a big assumption that you are a dude) is to get 'twitchy'?   Any blurred vision in the eyeball?   Or *gasp* do have an  Iguana situation in your innards?

Have you ever died and come back to life?

How many presidents have you met in the White House?

Can you code in IBM 360/BAL?

What type of technical journals were you reading when you were 3?

Mac or PC?

Why did you hate your mother?

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 06, 2018, 06:44:13 PM
Have you ever died and come back to life?

How many presidents have you met in the White House?

Can you code in IBM 360/BAL?

What type of technical journals were you reading when you were 3?

Mac or PC?

Why did you hate your mother?

Does the networking cabling in your pad have tiny camera's that stream your nakedness live to ne`er-do-wells?

Or when push comes to shove,  does Eino Heikkinen in Finland hate you so much, taht he'll mail you a poison pill..Trojan Horsed inside a
tasty edible gift in an effort to murch you off?

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