George Noory photoshop gallery

[cweb]

How about this instead?

This. Is. FANTASTIC!

[nextgen.fm]

Eric Holder Noory would be great.

omg that's disturbing 

[UFQuack]

Thanks cweb

Here's another starring Jorch's favorite, Robert the Doll (with apologies to John Lennon):



...although now that I think about it perhaps it's Lennon that should've apologized to us.

[Nick el Ass]

Thanks cweb

Here's another starring Jorch's favorite, Robert the Doll (with apologies to John Lennon):



...although now that I think about it perhaps it's Lennon that should've apologized to us.

OMG!!!

[Northern Nights]

Oh no I shouldn't have looked.  Wish I could unsee that. 

[trostol]

Thanks cweb

Here's another starring Jorch's favorite, Robert the Doll (with apologies to John Lennon):



...although now that I think about it perhaps it's Lennon that should've apologized to us.

sigh.... something can not be unseen

[UFQuack]

sigh.... something can not be unseen

But who then shall keep the hypnotists and trauma therapists in business?

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Yuck. I want to see more Jorch Lennon and Yoko Hoagland. Do the nude shots for maximum revulsion.

[UFQuack]

Yuck. I want to see more Jorch Lennon and Yoko Hoagland. Do the nude shots for maximum revulsion.

I have my reservations of that, but certainly Hoagland and Linda Moulton Howe were in the running. I only chose Robert the Doll because Jorch once claimed to be terrified by him, and well--what better taunt?

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

I laughed and puked in equal measure! Great shop. You were very kind to Dave by not adding copious amounts of bigfoot hair to his back.

[UFQuack]

I laughed and puked in equal measure! Great shop. You were very kind to Dave by not adding copious amounts of bigfoot hair to his back.

Thanks, but I say this in all honesty, there are some things better left to the imagination. Dave's back hair is something I just can't deal with.

[popple]

That rollingstone cover is unsettling.

[bateman]

Thanks cweb

Here's another starring Jorch's favorite, Robert the Doll (with apologies to John Lennon):



...although now that I think about it perhaps it's Lennon that should've apologized to us.

[ziznak]

I'm crying tears of joy... hilarious stuff guys!... gotta get mah photoslop skillz back into shape just to compete in here anymore.

[UFQuack]

I'm crying tears of joy... hilarious stuff guys!... gotta get mah photoslop skillz back into shape just to compete in here anymore.

Well hopefully you will find some time to post some more, after all this thread is your baby. I was just looking back through its pages and laughing at all the funny circumstances you've placed Jorch in. I encourage all the bellgab newbies to start on page 1 or they will be missing out!

[UFQuack]

Later on in the interview, George took some time to show off his pet box turtle "Harvey" of which he says "likes to be held on his back."

(Click image for a closer look)

[UFQuack]

Robert The Doll Monroe: The stuff of Jorch's dreams...or nightmares.

[UFQuack]

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Dear god, what have ye wrought? His finger is in the same place Dave funnels vodka before a show. O_o

[UFQuack]

Dear god, what have ye wrought? His finger is in the same place Dave funnels vodka before a show. O_o

What can I say? Hulk doesn't think before he does something! All I know is that Mr. Banner is going to freak when he finds out what happened to his fingers. Hell, after that kind of incident, he'll probably turn right back into the Hulk again!

[UFQuack]

Jorch's Birthday Party is under construction:



The frame around The Secret Door needed work. They just told Jorch the traffic cone was party favor hat.

[cweb]

Jorch's Birthday Party is under construction:
...
The frame around The Secret Door needed work. They just told Jorch the traffic cone was party favor hat.

Is that the VLC cone? Hahaha

[aldousburbank]

Jorch's Birthday Party is under construction:



The frame around The Secret Door needed work. They just told Jorch the traffic cone was party favor hat.

Meta Creepy

[UFQuack]

Is that the VLC cone? Hahaha

I did think about using the VideoLAN logo since it's open source and all ;-) but the angle wasn't right. Anyway I really love VLC player, it's great, but Jorch? Not so much.

[ItsOver]

Jorch's Birthday Party is under construction:



The frame around The Secret Door needed work. They just told Jorch the traffic cone was party favor hat.

Don't forget the card that goes with this.  Geesh, do we ever need Art.

[PathoJen]

Jorch's Birthday Party is under construction:



The frame around The Secret Door needed work. They just told Jorch the traffic cone was party favor hat.

That's awesome UFQ!!

[UFQuack]

That's awesome UFQ!!

Thanks, and BTW it's probably too small to notice that Jorch is tearing up a bit. Here's the pic I used which I had posted once before, just not in this thread.

[PathoJen]

Thanks, and BTW it's probably too small to notice that Jorch is tearing up a bit. Here's the pic I used which I had posted once before, just not in this thread.

Ah yes! I now see the tears of joy.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Jorch's Birthday Party is under construction:



The frame around The Secret Door needed work. They just told Jorch the traffic cone was party favor hat.

The girl to the left of Dave is making the same face I do when I hear C2C.

[UFQuack]

At the end of the day a stealth photo was snapped at the real (off-air) birthday party:



Jorch bought all the supplies and spent a whole day setting up the decorations himself. He sent everyone he knew an invitation but as you can see the bag of party favors sits on the table untouched.