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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM


bellNwhistle

Quote from: albrecht on May 15, 2018, 06:27:50 PM
And a weird way of posting and using words. Takes a while to figure out what he is trying to convey.

Especially when he pees his dog.

Pizzapunch

From my experience with her show last night I'd guess LNM network came with a built in 30 second dump button

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 15, 2018, 06:26:32 PM
We fixed it and as long as she doesn’t do a show we should be fine

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I will bare with him and so should you folk.

aldousburbank

Quote from: DaveSchrader on May 15, 2018, 06:12:57 PM
My underoos aren't magic but they are festive.

Suspicions confirmed!


Dyna-X

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 15, 2018, 05:33:08 PM
Anyone speak radio here? Is a malfunctioning dump button a thing? Either way, I want one.
I think the one in the MITD studio is smaller than this one, but same idea. About $1700.

https://www.telosalliance.com/25-Seven/Program-Delay-Manager


albrecht

Quote from: Sean92008 on May 15, 2018, 06:27:03 PM
+1

I drink beer like water, less alcohol/better taste always good for summer.
Yeah. There is beer to be enjoyed for flavor etc and there is beer to keep one hydrated or for swilling.

Bart Ell

Whitley has a broken dump button too thanks to the aliens.


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: albrecht on May 15, 2018, 06:29:51 PM
I will bare with him and so should you folk.


You're going to take ALL your clothes off with him? That might scare the horses.  :-\

Sean92008

Quote from: DaveSchrader on May 15, 2018, 06:12:57 PM
I am Morman than than some and Lessman than others.

My underoos aren't magic but they are festive.

DS

Keep it zipped up there, Mr. Winnie!

Have a great show.  Welcome listeners from LMN (sic), they're being subjected to a rerun already.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: DaveSchrader on May 15, 2018, 06:12:57 PM
I am Morman than than some and Lessman than others.

My underoos aren't magic but they are festive.

DS

PRAISE MORMON CANNERIES!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXDF8C-SQBU

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 15, 2018, 06:31:42 PM
Whitley has a broken dump button too thanks to the aliens.

;D

dsz

I figure the bad dumper is a lie to excuse a replay tonight in hopes by tomorrow night the Bellgab clan will have forgotten about her and won't call in. Bad bet, Header.

(Remember she has to lie a minimum of ten times per day or she turns into a (Dracula) pumpkin at midnight... in the desert).

how old is Dave's wife? #RealArtBellLegacyContinues

albrecht

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 15, 2018, 06:32:22 PM

You're going to take ALL your clothes off with him? That might scare the horses.  :-\
That was the point in my post, Vara's misuse of language. In addition to the hilarity of the logic of "things are fixed as long as there is no show."

dsz

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on May 15, 2018, 06:32:33 PM
PRAISE MORMON CANNERIES!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXDF8C-SQBU

They go crazy over that shit. Canning and case load sales. Been there; seen it. And oh, hey, look... It's 2095 and that was all ridiculous overkill.

The Big Foot

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 15, 2018, 05:45:27 PM
I guess this tells you Heather does not have access to Art’s studio equipment?

Also, is she even on terrestrial radio? Why does she need that?

As well, it’s okay to have Mr. Happy Fapper on, but no swearing?

KCAA in Lema Linda California carried last night show. They are likely the only one.

dsz

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 15, 2018, 06:31:42 PM
Whitley has a broken dump button too thanks to the aliens.

Have any Bellgabers personally seen Whitley's anus in order to verify his story?

#Skeptical

dsz

Quote from: The Big Foot on May 15, 2018, 06:38:21 PM
KCAA in Lema Linda California carried last night show. They are likely the only one.

And actually they have three (3) transmitters, so she has triple the broadcast power as Dave to reach 562 countries and space colonies.

wr250



Asuka Langley

Quote from: dsz on May 15, 2018, 06:37:38 PM
They go crazy over that shit. Canning and case load sales. Been there; seen it. And oh, hey, look... It's 2095 and that was all ridiculous overkill.

It's how they can afford to feed their 25 kids #FuckWalmart

Mormons are the savoir of the huwhite race


Quote from: dsz on May 15, 2018, 06:39:14 PM
Have any Bellgabers personally seen Whitley's anus in order to verify his story?

#Skeptical

it's deeper than Mel's Hole. gaping. yawning. what have you.

dsz

Quote from: DaveSchrader on May 15, 2018, 06:12:57 PM
I am Morman than than some and Lessman than others.

My underoos aren't magic but they are festive.

DS

Can Dave do a Facebook Live in order to prove this?

# Skeptical
# TheTruthIsUnderwear


Wish I had a dump button.  Every now and then I feel like Elvis on the toilet.  I'm pushing hard to get the damn thing out and I'm wondering if I'm going to survive the experience.

dsz

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on May 15, 2018, 06:41:56 PM
It's how they can afford to feed their 25 kids #FuckWalmart

Mormons are the savoir of the huwhite race



Huwhite? You didn't hear they commandeered Samoa decades ago? You need to get to Utah more.

# Life.Salty.

Dyna-X

Quote from: Tricky-D on May 15, 2018, 06:09:15 PM
On the air? Is that shitshow on any actual radio stations?
Just KCAA. An loose F-bomb could lose her only affiliate.

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