Quote from: K_Dubb on August 21, 2020, 04:07:54 PMThats a normal mask on a huge swollen gob.
Hehehe he needs three times the yardage!
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Show posts MenuQuote from: K_Dubb on August 21, 2020, 04:07:54 PMThats a normal mask on a huge swollen gob.
Hehehe he needs three times the yardage!
Quote from: WOTR on August 21, 2020, 03:19:53 AMWouldn’t that just increase the downwind fallout?
It just keeps getting better and better. Now the governor of Main has decided that servers should resemble dogs after they are neutered. Apparently, it is to force the breath up instead of down." I would bet it is "based on science."
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 21, 2020, 07:10:12 AMWhere did you get the video of George consummating his first jailhouse marriage?
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 08:54:03 AMBuy wild blueberries from Maine. The other Frankenblues are gross.
Bananas are gross. You are no doubt familiar with the Great Modern Banana Hoax where, thanks to a disease which wiped out the good Gros Michel bananas seventy years ago, the people were forced to settle for this insipid modern Cavendish commercial variety that manages to taste green even when it is on the very edge of putrescence? Traces of the banana's former glory can still be detected in old candy and syrup formulations like Circus Peanuts that were calibrated to match the rich flavors of the Gros Michel.
I recall a similar discussion a while back regarding blueberries whose generic commercial flavor matches the superior but difficult-to-grow red-fleshed variety (technically a bilberry in English, but called a blueberry in the rest of the world) instead of the green-fleshed variety which yields much higher poundage per bush/acre and is usually all you see at the store.
It is the same with peaches, as I recently found. There is a powerful lot of shit to be fixed, sir.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 09:05:03 AMI certainly hope the bakeries will have BMI detectors to operate the doors.
I suppose "a bakery on every corner" is a trifle obvious; perhaps we should try the confrontational approach: "bakeries, not starbucks"? Of course there is no reason these bakeries should not have excellent coffee, too!
We shall have to wean people from their dependence on the sugar syrups Starbucks puts in everything by the gallon with the relentless zeal of a drug pusher. You know why they do it: if you are getting your sugar hit direct from the bottle, you will not notice the lackluster pastry case. Fuck, just offer people injections.
Quote from: Jackstar on August 14, 2020, 03:55:24 PMSo you support the Beast Rabban theory that Trump softened us up for whoever else was offered? Please put me back off unblock.
I'll be honest: when I took you off of unblock, I couldn't for the life of me remember how you got on The List in the first place! But now... well, I remember.
Quote from: WOTR on August 14, 2020, 04:44:44 PMI’ve got 12 sticks of dynamite and a tree stump 2 feet from my house. I know how to light the fuse. If I use the dozen will the tree stump be gone?
I saw this when it happened and thought to myself, "say what you want about the white supremacists, the KKK and the neo-Nazi's- rarely do they accidentally shoot their own..."
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 14, 2020, 03:44:48 PMJust making sure. The Bush family has had a long run in charge. Trump was the first president that won by accident during this stretch.
No, haven’t you been paying attention?!
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 14, 2020, 03:30:38 PMDo you think those three presidencies were any different than if any one of them were in power for that entire time?
Sure, back when this lot were in power you were right:
but clearly something has changed as Trump isn’t in the BFFs club anymore.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 14, 2020, 03:02:29 PMYou say that like it is a punishment instead of a gift from god.
And she still wouldn't fuck you. Even in the unlikely event you could get it up.
Quote from: paladin1991 on August 12, 2020, 06:44:42 PMPerhaps if you send a new AC unit.
Will she post pics of her tits? I'm a visual learner.
Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 11, 2020, 11:38:42 AM
None of these shows are good that are posted on bellgab.
Quote from: ItsOver on August 03, 2020, 06:25:52 PMTried to get one of the Kevanimals photos to show him the similarities. COVID Man and Lemur Man would either love or kill one another.
Heh, heh, heh... one of the notable BellGab asylum HOF members.
Quote from: Jojo on August 02, 2020, 02:49:20 AMMore of a playful nip. I know things aren’t going great for you, but lately you seem to be able to make lemons from lemonade. Perhaps you need to focus more on you instead of reading intentions in others?
It's not like you to bite me. Are you depressed? My posts were not about the notes but about the words. I think instrumentals are great. Perhaps George would be enhanced if he were instrumental and stopped mangling words and offending people.
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 01, 2020, 05:37:05 PMI see no difference between people in Free Bibles hats and a van with Free Candy painted on the side.
No worries, the Free Bibles folks got him covered. This is a righteous cause!
https://twitter.com/garbagefilth/status/1289451218650009600
Quote from: Jojo on July 29, 2020, 02:32:53 AMI don’t really care for music either, it’s made of notes. Notes remind me that no one really writes or talks to me, let alone communicates with me on a deep level, making me feel small and lonely in a gigantic and indifferent universe. Oh wait, that not me, it’s you.
I don't like the bumper music tonight. At all.
Quote from: Ciardelo on July 31, 2020, 09:52:26 AMEvery respectable cuckshack has a paper towel dispenser on the wall. Doesn’t yours?
Next up: Why does Art have a paper towel dispenser on the wall?
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2020, 11:16:21 AMI hope not the fat and/or ugly ones.
... Fuck the Swedes! ...
Quote from: Jackstar on July 30, 2020, 05:15:42 PMMange, Minge, whatever it takes.
... from what? Mange?
Quote from: AZZERAE on July 28, 2020, 11:46:34 AMYou make a good point, my real life is often affected by supposition about fictional cartoon characters.
What would you do if you found out Calvin & Hobbes were more than just "friends"?
Quote from: WOTR on July 27, 2020, 09:25:17 PMJust as I was giving up hope on this place I get reeled back in.
George Floyd.
George Floyd
George Floyd.
Our streets!
Our streets!
Our Streets!
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 24, 2020, 05:10:54 PMI’m so confused.
Remember when dudes were getting kicked off aircraft *for* wearing a mask? Oh baby. Those were the days!
https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusesTX/status/1223087744358002688
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 21, 2020, 11:46:39 AMIt is good advice to most, just not to me. I’m not afraid of having the tough conversations. Please reconsider your reconsideration.
Oh dear pate it was a simple misunderstanding! I thought whoozit's zeal to convert the fatties from their self-destructive sugar-worship exceeded my own, but he was just quoting his cookie. I will gladly take up the second fiddle again, and play as best I might.
I will not let you down, sir, though I may have to walk the dogs one at a time.
Quote from: ksm32 on July 20, 2020, 02:21:57 PMThanks for your support, sorry for my confusion.
Well now you're becoming difficult. I'm on your side in this, you're not a "fat fuck" ..I assume. Maybe you got the wrong cookie? This is getting kind of confusing and somewhat bewildering so I'm bowing out of this conversation now.
Best, KSM