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#481
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
August 21, 2020, 04:08:56 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 21, 2020, 04:07:54 PM
Hehehe he needs three times the yardage!
Thats a normal mask on a huge swollen gob.
#482
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
August 21, 2020, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: WOTR on August 21, 2020, 03:19:53 AM
It just keeps getting better and better. Now the governor of Main has decided that servers should resemble dogs after they are neutered. Apparently, it is to force the breath up instead of down." I would bet it is "based on science."


Wouldn’t that just increase the downwind fallout?
#483
Random Topics / Re: The Thousand Yard Stare
August 21, 2020, 09:36:30 AM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 21, 2020, 07:10:12 AM

Where did you get the video of George consummating his first jailhouse marriage?
#484
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
August 19, 2020, 09:24:36 AM
Passed a group out hiking yesterday that whipped on masks when they saw me.  I don’t think I was closer than 15 feet for more than 0.25 seconds.  I bet they wear masks in the car.
#485
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 08:54:03 AM
Bananas are gross.  You are no doubt familiar with the Great Modern Banana Hoax where, thanks to a disease which wiped out the good Gros Michel bananas seventy years ago, the people were forced to settle for this insipid modern Cavendish commercial variety that manages to taste green even when it is on the very edge of putrescence?  Traces of the banana's former glory can still be detected in old candy and syrup formulations like Circus Peanuts that were calibrated to match the rich flavors of the Gros Michel.

I recall a similar discussion a while back regarding blueberries whose generic commercial flavor matches the superior but difficult-to-grow red-fleshed variety (technically a bilberry in English, but called a blueberry in the rest of the world) instead of the green-fleshed variety which yields much higher poundage per bush/acre and is usually all you see at the store.

It is the same with peaches, as I recently found.  There is a powerful lot of shit to be fixed, sir.
Buy wild blueberries from Maine.  The other Frankenblues are gross.
#486
Random Topics / Re: Bakegab: The Bellgab Bakeshop
August 19, 2020, 09:15:44 AM
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 09:05:03 AM
I suppose "a bakery on every corner" is a trifle obvious; perhaps we should try the confrontational approach:  "bakeries, not starbucks"?  Of course there is no reason these bakeries should not have excellent coffee, too!

We shall have to wean people from their dependence on the sugar syrups Starbucks puts in everything by the gallon with the relentless zeal of a drug pusher.  You know why they do it:  if you are getting your sugar hit direct from the bottle, you will not notice the lackluster pastry case.  Fuck, just offer people injections.
I certainly hope the bakeries will have BMI detectors to operate the doors.
#487
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
August 14, 2020, 05:17:41 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 14, 2020, 03:55:24 PM
I'll be honest: when I took you off of unblock, I couldn't for the life of me remember how you got on The List in the first place! But now... well, I remember.
So you support the Beast Rabban theory that Trump softened us up for whoever else was offered?  Please put me back off unblock.
#488
Quote from: WOTR on August 14, 2020, 04:44:44 PM
I saw this when it happened and thought to myself, "say what you want about the white supremacists, the KKK and the neo-Nazi's- rarely do they accidentally shoot their own..."
I’ve got 12 sticks of dynamite and a tree stump 2 feet from my house.  I know how to light the fuse.  If I use the dozen will the tree stump be gone?
#489
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
August 14, 2020, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 14, 2020, 03:44:48 PM
No, haven’t you been paying attention?!
Just making sure.  The Bush family has had a long run in charge.  Trump was the first president that won by accident during this stretch.
#490
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
August 14, 2020, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 14, 2020, 03:30:38 PM
Sure, back when this lot were in power you were right:



but clearly something has changed as Trump isn’t in the BFFs club anymore.
Do you think those three presidencies were any different than if any one of them were in power for that entire time?
#491
Politics / Re: Dumb Brits at Bell Gab
August 14, 2020, 03:35:17 PM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 14, 2020, 03:02:29 PM
And she still wouldn't fuck you. Even in the unlikely event you could get it up.
You say that like it is a punishment instead of a gift from god. 
#492
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
August 12, 2020, 06:59:41 PM
I prefer the spelling gafphfe to avoid ambiguity.
#493
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
August 12, 2020, 06:53:35 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on August 12, 2020, 06:44:42 PM
Will she post pics of her tits?  I'm a visual learner.
Perhaps if you send a new AC unit.
#494
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
August 12, 2020, 03:58:51 PM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 11, 2020, 11:38:42 AM
None of these shows are good that are posted on bellgab.
???
#495
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
August 03, 2020, 06:29:26 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on August 03, 2020, 06:25:52 PM
Heh, heh, heh... one of the notable BellGab asylum HOF members.
Tried to get one of the Kevanimals photos to show him the similarities.  COVID Man and Lemur Man would either love or kill one another.
#496
Is it possible to post yourself to sanity?  I have witnessed many attempts here.
#497
Quote from: Jojo on August 02, 2020, 02:49:20 AM
It's not like you to bite me.  Are you depressed?  My posts were not about the notes but about the words.  I think instrumentals are great.  Perhaps George would be enhanced if he were instrumental and stopped mangling words and offending people.
More of a playful nip.  I know things aren’t going great for you, but lately you seem to be able to make lemons from lemonade. Perhaps you need to focus more on you instead of reading intentions in others?
#498
Politics / Re: Minneapolis/St.paul riots
August 01, 2020, 05:58:41 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 01, 2020, 05:37:05 PM
No worries, the Free Bibles folks got him covered.  This is a righteous cause!

https://twitter.com/garbagefilth/status/1289451218650009600
I see no difference between people in Free Bibles hats and a van with Free Candy painted on the side.
#499
Technology / Re: Defund NASA
July 31, 2020, 03:24:35 PM
Defund the defunders!
#500
Quote from: Jojo on July 29, 2020, 02:32:53 AM
I don't like the bumper music tonight.  At all.
I don’t really care for music either, it’s made of notes.  Notes remind me that no one really writes or talks to me, let alone communicates with me on a deep level, making me feel small and lonely in a gigantic and indifferent universe.  Oh wait, that not me, it’s you.
#501
Quote from: Ciardelo on July 31, 2020, 09:52:26 AM
Next up: Why does Art have a paper towel dispenser on the wall?
Every respectable cuckshack has a paper towel dispenser on the wall.  Doesn’t yours?
#502
Politics / Re: Seattle riots
July 31, 2020, 05:53:23 AM
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2020, 11:16:21 AM
... Fuck the Swedes! ...
I hope not the fat and/or ugly ones.
#503
Quote from: Jackstar on July 30, 2020, 05:15:42 PM
... from what? Mange?
Mange, Minge, whatever it takes.
#504
Quote from: AZZERAE on July 28, 2020, 11:46:34 AM
What would you do if you found out Calvin & Hobbes were more than just "friends"?
You make a good point, my real life is often affected by supposition about fictional cartoon characters.
#505
Random Topics / Re: sneakers was adorable
July 28, 2020, 10:45:59 AM
Quote from: WOTR on July 27, 2020, 09:25:17 PM
George Floyd.

George Floyd

George Floyd.

Our streets!

Our streets!

Our Streets!
Just as I was giving up hope on this place I get reeled back in.
#506
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
July 24, 2020, 05:20:22 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 24, 2020, 05:10:54 PM
Remember when dudes were getting kicked off aircraft *for* wearing a mask?   Oh baby. Those were the days!

https://twitter.com/ThePlatypusesTX/status/1223087744358002688
I’m so confused.
#507
I do not believe that shooting stars can survive streaking through the atmosphere...
#508
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
July 21, 2020, 05:00:35 PM
Revisited the early pages of this thread.  I miss the doorknob licking.
#509
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 21, 2020, 11:46:39 AM
Oh dear pate it was a simple misunderstanding!  I thought whoozit's zeal to convert the fatties from their self-destructive sugar-worship exceeded my own, but he was just quoting his cookie.  I will gladly take up the second fiddle again, and play as best I might.

I will not let you down, sir, though I may have to walk the dogs one at a time.
It is good advice to most, just not to me.  I’m not afraid of having the tough conversations.  Please reconsider your reconsideration.
#510
Quote from: ksm32 on July 20, 2020, 02:21:57 PM
Well now you're becoming difficult. I'm on your side in this, you're not a "fat fuck" ..I assume. Maybe you got the wrong cookie?  This is getting kind of confusing and somewhat bewildering so I'm bowing out of this conversation now.

Best, KSM
Thanks for your support, sorry for my confusion. 
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