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Quote from: The Bell Strikes Midnight on November 19, 2020, 05:17:14 PM
SHOULD I SHARE THE NUDES?

No!!!  I’ve already gouged out one eye and desperately want to keep the other.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 20, 2020, 07:18:54 PM
She threatened to post porn of me that she has collected over the years--you know how I am with threats, I said, "Go ahead: full frontal only."

At this point... what difference does it actually make?

About 25 lbs worth according to you two posts ago.

Common sense is the new satire.

Quote from: The Bell Strikes Midnight on November 19, 2020, 09:34:27 PM
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Thanks so much for this image.  It makes me feel better about letting my subscription to Fat and Flatulence lapse.  There isn’t enough bleach in the world to burn this picture out of my eyes.  Oops, I meant to grab the image in the quoted post before this one but am thankful I missed.

Quote from: chefist on November 17, 2020, 12:45:14 AM
I was the person that destroyed Bellgab...a simple "Chefist Gossip Thread" post....

Am I to blame for this shit show? Am I the Satan? Am I the destroyer of worlds?

I'm not that important...I didn't do this. did I?

Which post was it?  I encouraged PBS to continue to talk about lesbianism for ironical reasons and might have some claim to this infamy.

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 17, 2020, 02:12:52 PM
Donald Trump hates dead people which is why he doesn’t want their votes to count.

I have yet to see video evidence that Biden junior loves dead people. Only people the dead people loved.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 16, 2020, 08:49:55 AM
This post reveals a secret longing to be Bellgabber of the year.

My butthurt at this  is only outmatched by my shame of not being more like you.

May you be the King/Queen of BellGab is now my preferred curse.  Who would want that?

Thanks pate.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 15, 2020, 04:51:12 PM
Why is jackstar wearing a kilt?

I don’t think it is a kilt, but I was wondering what and why too.  Plus I’m so jelly of his place.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 15, 2020, 03:45:10 PM
You can go back to being upset btw it's funny.

You got me so good. I’m sorry you can’t recognize sarcasm.  It must make life difficult.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 15, 2020, 03:40:55 PM
It's called trolling Sweetie.

Oh, I didn’t realize that happened at BellGab. Carry on.

If BellGab is so beneath you now and unimportant why are you still here?  I believe it was a few years ago when your older  “Date” posted the lack of side boob photo.  That was the acme of your contributions.

Quote from: Rix Gins on November 15, 2020, 03:15:45 PM
November 15, 1920.  Public Domain

That might work well too.  Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 15, 2020, 03:08:53 PM
Eh, Laurel and Hardy?  Nice pants, pharmacist Laurel and farmer Hardy.

I hope Laurel has a tranquilizer gun handy in case farmer Hardy runs amok.  I think it likely farmer Hardy specializes in animal husbandry and not the growing of plants.

Does anyone have a good corned beef recipe and/or sauerkraut recipe?  I’m craving a good Reuben and already know how to make a good rye bread.

Have you two fixed it yet?

Quote from: WOTR on November 15, 2020, 03:49:43 AM
*I'm looking forward to Justine locking down Canada.

I hope he wears a Coronavirus costume when he announces the order.  I really enjoyed his costumes when he visited India.

I hope the title of this thread is not advice for K_Dubb.  Prime beef needs proper handling.  Posting for a friend.

Time to tap out.

FFS, can you too please touch dinks already?  Or at least have the decency to keep your courting in one thread?

Quote from: Juan on November 07, 2020, 05:27:19 PM
I’m still locked down by my Governor. Repuke bastard.

Wait for the one coming enforced by the National Guard.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2020, 05:26:09 PM
I can't; there are no currants to be had anywhere around here.  Of all the casualties of the supply-chain disruptions I never would have figured on currants, but here we are.  It will be a terrible, dark Christmas.

I just bought me one of everything at Costco.

This will become important when the Corona lockdowns begin:
#RememberWhenStatesHadRights

Just like the Congress and the Affordable Healthcare Act, we voted for Biden so now maybe he’ll tell us his plans.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 07, 2020, 05:11:18 PM
Impeach 46!!!

He won’t last long.  Wait for 47.

Quote from: Juan on November 07, 2020, 05:08:39 PM
Why hasn’t Beijing Biden cured the Wuhan yet?

Better start hoarding.  Yay lockdowns!  Violators will be shot. 

Don’t worry about Coronavirus.  President Joe will slay the beast within his first ten days.  Remember it’s Trumps fault that it is this bad in the US.  Yay lockdowns!

Quote from: ItsOver on November 05, 2020, 07:52:45 PM
Yeah, but the trauma might paralyze him.

I’ll add paralysis to my prayer list, that will work too.

Quote from: ItsOver on November 05, 2020, 07:47:16 PM
Pray for baldness.  Look what happened to this guy.

Baldness won’t prevent him from playing.  Perhaps I should also pray for his toes to fall off too just in case.