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I suppose "Layla" will be mentioned sooner or later.

I always had a soft spot for "Burn" by Deep Purple.  The rest of the song is dated now, but the riff is still catchy.  "Celebration Day" from Zep's live album still does it for me.

I suppose "Black Dog" should be on the list, for novelty if nothing else.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 15, 2014, 05:09:56 PM
I'll be reporting this when I'm done ...... aaaaannnnnnd ...... reported.

Reporting what, exactly?

Sorry, did I log on to the ToonTown Ladybug forum by mistake?

Dunno about me, but this is the one my girlfriend would get:

[WARNING: picture in link shows nudity and depiction of a sex act.  Don't click on it if you don't want to see that stuff]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2qv70h1.jpg

Quote from: MV on July 14, 2014, 04:51:04 PM
don't run it for too long, though.  the lack of air flow will burn a vacuum motor up pretty quickly.

Just drill some holes in the tube running down the side, and cover with hand/fingers as required.

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 14, 2014, 02:46:29 PM

I don't get it.  WTF is this?

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 13, 2014, 06:59:59 PM
I truly meant no offense to larger women,

You use a group characteristic pejoratively, and then claim you mean no offence to those within that group.  That's fuckin brilliant Karl.  You are de light fer shure.

Quote from: Tarbaby on July 13, 2014, 03:16:02 PM
I attended Bowie's Glass spider tour/concert. I was there with my girlfriend.  We  were in the process of breaking up. Some guy walked along in the row behind us and still about half of his 28 ounce ice cold beer down her back. The whole event was a huge disappointment including the band.

So the discussion has evolved from cock-blocking spiders to cock-blocking glass spider tours.  I guess it's just not a topic that stimulates people's imaginations.

Quote from: albrecht on July 13, 2014, 12:13:24 PM
"wide stance" is the best because it is so bizarre.

It's also not possible.  Next time you are having a sit down, try assuming that "wide stance" with your pants around your ankles.  Can't be done.

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 13, 2014, 12:47:31 PM
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/212082-holder-sees-racial-animus-in-opposition
they don't like Quick Karl's Avatar, because it reminds them that they are, well, you know...

Normal?

Quote from: NowhereInTime on July 13, 2014, 10:01:55 AM
Oh. My. God.
How dare you?!?
Are you so naive as to not understand how "cut taxes, less government" is the cure-all for what ails you?
Heathen.

I'd LIKE to up my game, really I would, but the Lib Media has me tied down and is force-feeding me "their" version of the news.

So what's the difference?  The neocons don't need to be tied down.  They are lining up.

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 12, 2014, 04:28:40 PM
Ruteger, please, you're going to get nitwit, youkie, digitalpigfucker, dadio, and a few other caustic perpetual malcontents all wet and froggie posting shit like that! I mean, I am all for a good condescending post and all of that but geez, don't feed the pigeons!

That was actually very funny.  Why don't you post like this all the time, instead of that other tripe.

Quote from: Ruteger on July 12, 2014, 03:06:24 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/07/11/Egyptian-Cleric-Muslim-Brotherhood-Sheiks-Issued-Fatwa-Permitting-Anal-Jihad

Not gay unless teabagging is involved.  Paper*Boy sez so.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 11, 2014, 11:11:26 AM
I like wolf spiders, because they eat all kinds of nasty household vermin. 

Quote from: albrecht on July 12, 2014, 11:45:58 AM
It has come out that several have used secret "waiting lists" in hopes that the veterans will die-off and thus save the administration some money

Has it "come out" elsewhere besides in the wet dreams of neocon shitheads?  You know, something reputable?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 12, 2014, 12:01:16 AM
over the years the Libs have cried wolf too many times

After YEARS of promising an alternative to Obamacare, the GOP finally presented one: the PCARE plan.  Unfortunately, it was very general and etch-a-sketchy as serious plans go, and once people started asking some serious questions about how the various parts work, the whole thing fell apart, and was revealed for what it REALLY is -- a talking point, something that the right can use as a soundbite to claim that they DO have a plan.  And if only that fuckin Muslim nigra in the White House would stop blocking it, they could wheel it out to the American people.

Earlier this year, John Boehner promised "big movement" on the immigration front.  Legislation this year, he said.  This time fer shure!!  But then...the fuckin teabaggers came out of the woodwork and screamed like a pig being chased by a naked Quick Karl.  And just like that, immigration reform fell of the docket for this year.

And then there are the phony "scandals."

Iraq: After fucking the country in the ass by invading Iraq, the neocons are now blaming all of the CURRENT turmoil there on (wait for it) Obama.  NO Americans died in Iraq last year, or this year.  Had we elected either of the two opponents to Obama in the last two elections, we would likely have another 5,000 Americans killed in Iraq for no reason.  Yep, it's a scandal all right -- Obama ended the neocons war of choice ("We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud")

IRS: Under Obama (who else?), the IRS is now "persecuting" groups dedicated to being involved in elections with that expressed intent.  Why?  Because the IRS is (rightfully) enforcing the law that tax-exempt non-profits can't be directly involved in political campaigns.  But forget all that: it's Obama oppressing the teabaggers again.  That's all you need to know.

Benghazi: Certainly a sad and tragic event for all Americans -- except for the right wing, who are wetting themselves with excitement over having some swift-boat material to use when they lie to the public in the next Presidential election.  And for extra fun, how about some heavy innuendo about nutbag conspiracies connection the administration and terrorism?  He's a Muslim, you know, 72% of them approve of him, so it must be so.   Also, he ain't white.  PDQ

Obamacare: Say, what happened to those death panels, anyway? 

Ayep, this is just a sampling of wolf-crying over the YEAR (not years) by the neocons.  See no evil is all you need to know.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 11, 2014, 10:17:24 PM
spoon fed by the media

This is side-splittingly hilarious!  You are so incapable of original thought that you copypasta phraseology from the right wing without even trying to create your own.  And from this I am supposed to be impressed?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 11, 2014, 09:09:00 PM
It's amazing what the Libs try to prove using misleading statistics.

What's amazing is not that you're an ignorant assclown, but that you adopt that role willingly, even proudly.

Quote from: The General on July 11, 2014, 01:21:12 PM
We agree.  Again, it's actions, not beliefs, that concern me.
The problem is not Muslims.  The problem is extremist Islamists.
There is a big difference.

Well I will be goddamned.  Quick Karl and I agree on something.

I salute you, sir!

Quote from: The General on July 11, 2014, 12:47:39 PM
In the words of Barry Goldwater,
I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.

First, I think those were Lincoln's words before Karl Hess pinched them for Goldwater's speech.

Second, the statement itself is absurd on the face of it.

Quote from: Kelt on July 11, 2014, 07:26:49 PM
That's as far as I read.

This thread is worthless without links.

I have already inquired about that and have been told it is against the rules to post nudity here.

Quote from: The General on July 11, 2014, 12:39:27 PM
I judge people by their actions, not their beliefs.   How often do you hear about Christians cutting heads off or strapping dynamite to their chest in the name of God?

How many Muslims commit extreme acts like the ones you describe?

How many Christians commit extreme acts, like bombing clinics?

Have a look at this picture.  It contains an important truth.  If all Muslims behaved in the way that you would describe, things would be pretty awful on this Earth.

Here's another fact for you: most violence by extremists is committed against other Muslims.

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 11, 2014, 09:52:50 AM
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/07/poll-obama-approval-muslims-highest-108797.html

"According to a Gallup poll released Friday that tracked responses for the first six months of 2014, 72 percent of Muslims said they approve of the president, compared with just 20 percent who disapprove."

So fucking what?

Quote from: West of the Rockies on July 11, 2014, 10:09:19 AM
It seems pretty odd to be all bent out of shape by the mocking use of "teabagger" and be fine with a whole thread suggesting that the FLOTUS is a tranny and another thread arguing the POTUS is a cross-dressing homosexual.

Strange, that....

Well, not exactly.  They hate fags and women as much as ever, that hasn't changed.  The criticism comes from a belief (or should I say, wishful thinking) that the "libs" are being hypocrites.  Then their existence, and their hate, is validated.

Like I said, stupid and ignorant.

Last night I was randomly viewing some nudie photos of Asian girls with big boobs, and I felt that familiar stirring.  I was in the mood for what is euphemistically known as "racking the pump action yogurt rifle," "shaking hands with the one-armed sailor," or "educating Quick Karl" (and for you libertarians, "shrugging Atlas").

I got things prepared, including some paper towels laid out in a little stack on the desk in front of me for easy access.  I got a particularly good rhythm going with the porn clip I was watching, and felt the satisfying sensation of a giant load moving into the firing chamber (guys will understand what I mean here).  This was gonna be a good one.  I made a quality check to see if I had enough towels on hand.

With exquisite timing, I brought myself closer and closer to the edge until the moment of truth arrived.  As I crossed the threshold of inevitability, I could sense that this was indeed going to be a typhoon, and I reached for the towels.

Just then, with a golf ball-sized load traveling down my plumbing, I noticed that a medium-sized wolf spider had scampered onto the paper towels.  And it just sat there.  Watching.

Under other circumstances, I could have dealt with this situation cleanly.  But circumstances, and the clock, were not on my side.

How about you guys?  Have you ever faced a "tough choice" situation under time pressure?  How did you resolve it?

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 11, 2014, 03:19:23 AM
First we have one Lib making gay-baiting posts

You've been taken to school on this fantasy of yours by multiple people, and not a single person has supported you.  Yet you continue to talk about it like it is objective fact.

That, in a nutshell, describes the process of being a neocon.  It's malevolence mixed with stupidity and ignorance.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on July 10, 2014, 09:39:34 PM
This person is unemployable.

So are all of those Kardashian people and the hangers-on around them.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on July 10, 2014, 09:43:02 PM
Isn't that Japan? They are driving on the other side of the road.

Yes, that is footage of the tsunami in Japan.   When I read UC's post that footage came to mind, and I thought I would make a little joke.

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 10, 2014, 08:31:32 PM
I think that

There you go again

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 10, 2014, 12:52:07 PM
A couple years ago, I was crossing a long road that crosses through a marsh when a trickle of water across the road suddenly became a stream and then a little river with a current. There were cars trapped in it. It happened so fast that I barely had time to make a U-turn and call 911, but if anyone was foolish enough to get out of his car, he would have been swept away.

I found a security camera video online of that very incident:

Quote from: Quick Karl on July 10, 2014, 07:37:38 PM
It might make you look like less of an obsessed asshole if you spent your time more constructively?

Like punching holes in a piece of paper with pieces of a lead-based alloy?