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Show posts MenuQuote from: Kelt on July 23, 2014, 12:19:39 PM"A portal in every home and toooomeric in every pot. Change you can beeleeve in!"
One thing's for sure... we'd all have our own Portal inside a decade.
Quote from: Marc.Knight on July 23, 2014, 07:45:14 AM
I was imagining the other day that there must be a religious cult somewhere that worships the eternal suckage of said George Noory. In this imaginary realm, the "Church" of Noory is replete with stained-glass windows depicting his many sucking adventures and stories, as well as the best sucking quotes, such as "asteroids have brains" and "Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because - remember Chewbacca?â€. An upside-down, gothic portrait of Art Bell adorns a dank side wall.
Shadow rodents scurry between the pews as the congregation begins to dutifully chant from a music book written by UFO Phil. Suddenly, a huge, cheap, plastic-like bust of George begins to creak and unsteadily lower from the ceiling. The bust begins to rapid-fire burning-hot pizza rolls from his putrid mouth hole at the dazed Congregants. People are screaming with elation as they get splattered with steaming pizza juice and pizza parts - and all the while a mechanized laugh of George Noory reaches a maniacal crescendo as it echos irretrievably beyond the confines of the Church of Suckage......
Quote from: Spinner on July 22, 2014, 10:10:37 AM
No, we are not. We are very stable.
Quote from: onan on July 23, 2014, 06:50:58 AM
Ahh!! It's an elevator.
Quote from: ziznak on July 22, 2014, 11:32:29 AM
ah man I just listened to the show from i think the 18th? or 19th whatever... it was a friday and boy was jorch on fire!! I'm sure it was mentioned here but HOOOOOOLEEEEEE shyat! How about that "jorch saw tommy's brother's ghost" story?
Quote from: wr250 on July 22, 2014, 06:14:10 AMI'm favoring Sylvester. Hearing "Sufferin' succotash!" several times an hour would be a big step up from "that's true."
i think either would be better than noory.
Quote from: Juan on July 22, 2014, 04:19:22 AMAbsholutely!
That's true, too.
Quote from: zeebo on July 22, 2014, 12:21:09 AMHahaha! Is that like "shock the monkey?"
Noory: "All government leaders have to do, is stroke the pen."
Quote from: Catsmile on July 21, 2014, 02:50:36 PMHahaha! WKRP... a threat to turkeys and parked cars. )
http://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg
Quote from: Juan on July 21, 2014, 12:03:25 PMAnd himself, of course. Pizza roll, anyone?
I thought about sNoory, but he's not good enough to be dangerous to anything but the show.
Quote from: onan on July 21, 2014, 11:01:49 AMRay has a radio show? I'd have to say Car Talk's Click and Clack. They're retired now but NPR still plays reruns. An on-going threat to comedy.
I was gonna go with Rachel Ray.
Quote from: wotr1 on July 20, 2014, 04:00:37 PMYes, watching a rock is more entertaining than Jorch. At least the rock is trying.
At some point last week I had a choice of listening to George or watching soldier fly maggots devour some rotting food. I watched the maggots (I wish I were making this up...)
I mention this only to demonstrate that something being better or more entertaining than George is setting a very low bar.
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on July 20, 2014, 08:56:15 AM
"Rockford" would have been on cable if made these days. It was much edgier and smarter than practically any crime/drama series of the era. Any often very funny. I still watch it on ME-TV. They'll probably have some tribute soon enough.
Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 19, 2014, 11:55:40 AM
The bridge building style is considered to be Art Deco, or at least have elements of Art Deco style.
There are quite a few historic forts in and around San Francisco, some dating back to the Spanish. Two of them are at water level on either end under the Golden Gate Bridge - I recommend a visit to Fort Point on the San Francisco side. It's free.
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Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 20, 2014, 02:26:48 AM
Carmel is another northern California place I'd love to visit again. The beach is gorgeous, there was the best little French patisserie in town and a general relaxed atmosphere. At the San Carlos Borromeo Mission, I was walking along the long walkway and came to the courtyard. While I was admiring the extensive garden, I thought the bushes were filled with bees, but the sound was strange. I walked closer and saw hundreds and hundreds of tiny hummingbirds in the flowers, a sight I will never forget as long as I live. There was a gardener in a yellow hat working quietly among the bushes and smiling at the tourists. It was a perfect moment and probably the closest I'll ever come to a genuine mystical experience. In a way, I don't want to go back because I'll never duplicate that moment.
I can't get to my photos as they are upstairs and I'm still confined to crutches, but this is a picture from the internet of the Mission. It really doesn't do the beauty of the place justice.
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 19, 2014, 11:55:47 PM
The bullshit meter was off the scale last night. He gave us one of his little fireside chats...
Quote from: Foodlion on July 17, 2014, 07:49:59 PMShe can be the third black President. I'm not sure about her being the first lady President.
Hillary is only black when she's giving a speech to blacks.
Hilary's negro dialect
Quote from: saucerlike on July 19, 2014, 12:44:33 PM
I guess I didn't search well enough, found a place about 25 miles away. Don't care if I have to go alone either
Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 19, 2014, 11:55:40 AMAh, yes, P*B! One of the many reasons I greatly admire the Golden Gate. The Art Deco style really speaks to me. The simple, yet dramatic approach is just fantastic.
The bridge building style is considered to be Art Deco, or at least have elements of Art Deco style.
There are quite a few historic forts in and around San Francisco, some dating back to the Spanish. Two of them are at water level on either end under the Golden Gate Bridge - I recommend a visit to Fort Point on the San Francisco side. It's free.
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Quote from: zeebo on July 18, 2014, 12:12:46 PM
Garr's off at an aromatherapy seminar, and Noory's got some Archie's comics to catch up on.
Quote from: Nebraska888 on July 19, 2014, 11:24:59 AM
Oh God.....you're right. Syrett and Garr would be perfect NPR hosts for Saturday Morning gardening and lawn tips!