Midnight In The Desert

[Hells Mole]

Well, now that you've requested that button thing...!

[WOTR]

Is anybody paying attention?  Art is saying that if there were fewer people fraudulently collecting from the government, then there would be more for Senda.

[Dr. MD MD]

Is anybody paying attention?  Art is saying that if there were fewer people fraudulently collecting from the government, then there would be more for Senda.

Is this from the Socialists on Socialism series?

[Hells Mole]

He must have been so excited when Trump suggested killing drug dealers at the SOTU address considering he suggested it years ago in his book.

[Tricky-D]

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

[MV/Liberace!]

Well done! I loved the whole thing, but especially the howling. Randy coyotes. It. Was. Inspiring!!!

Turbo Mode engaged.

[WOTR]

Is this from the Socialists on Socialism series?

Don't know.  Art was just saying that it is too bad that we can't give the deserving a little more- and it is mostly because of those fraudulently collecting from the government.   

[ShayP]

She will not pass the drug test and background check.

[Catsmile]

Art wants a meaningful Drug War.
Art Won't Collect Any of His Social Security. <BONK>
SS it bad MMMkay.

# PryOpiatesFromMyColdDeadHands
# OhWait...

[dsz]

Time for law school. 

Why? Who needs that? I bet none of you all went to law school and look how you turned out.

[Hells Mole]

More than what he literally says in his book, or this reading of it, I think we can actually learn more about who Art Bell really was by what he chose to discuss and the manner in which he presented it.

[El Chorro]

The job could be perfect for most anyone at MITD, judging from the ad's randomized capitalizations.

[Dr. MD MD]

Don't know.  Art was just saying that it is too bad that we can't give the deserving a little more- and it is mostly because of those fraudulently collecting from the government.   

So, his stance would be just the opposite of what you stated then. He would want to get Senda off of government assistance. Although, by now I'm sure the old guy probably has a number of health problems that would probably qualify him.

[Lt.Uhura]

Y’all seem rather obsessed over Heather quitting MITD, even though most at BG didn’t listen to her show. I think it’s actually Art’s qutting that’s still pissing you off. And now that he’s dead we must face the reality he won’t be doing any fill-ins like he teased. 

All is not lost. Art lives in perpetuity through his replays

[chefist]

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

[Tricky-D]

She will not pass the drug test and background check.

Can’t even get a job at a whorehouse   

[WOTR]

So, his stance would be just the opposite of what you stated then. He would want to get Senda off of government assistance. Although, by now I'm sure the old guy probably has a number of health problems that would probably qualify him.

WTF!?  Are you suggesting that Senda is not one of the most deserving and disabled individuals that you have ever encountered?  Have you not heard him howl in pain when his bad knee pain starts?  This is a man who clearly has not been able to work for more than a few months- and that was many decades ago...

Hater.

[Tricky-D]

The job could be perfect for most anyone at MITD, judging from the ad's randomized capitalizations.

I’m super curious what the “great benefits” are

[Dr. MD MD]

Why? Who needs that? I bet none of you all went to law school and look how you turned out.

Sorry, my head is full of Simpsons references. i was think of the one scene I've often quoted here. It's where Jimbo, who was part of Homer's goon squad of vigilantes quits after Homer fell asleep while guarding the world's largest cubic zirconia:

Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nuthin no more. I'm going to law school.

Homer: Noooooo!!!

[popple]

dat voice!

[Bluejay]

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

Tour guide at the Art Bell museum.

[Tricky-D]

dat voice!

That’s how 20 years of smoking 4 packs a day will change your voice 

[dsz]

Y’all seem rather obsessed over Heather quitting MITD, even though most at BG didn’t listen to her show. I think it’s actually Art’s qutting that’s still pissing you off. And now that he’s dead we must face the reality he won’t be doing any fill-ins like he teased. 

All is not lost. Art lives in perpetuity through his replays

You sound like a shrink. Any other musings on Bellgab?

[dsz]

Tour guide at the Art Bell museum.

You found that allusive second picture of adult Heather I wanted!  Thanks!

[K_Dubb]

I don't think I can ever hear this song the same way again 

[Catsmile]

Y’all seem rather obsessed over Heather quitting MITD, even though most at BG didn’t listen to her show. I think it’s actually Art’s qutting that’s still pissing you off. And now that he’s dead we must face the reality he won’t be doing any fill-ins like he teased. 

All is not lost. Art lives in perpetuity through his replays

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm here to watch the glorious disastrous implosion. If Art Bell won't entertain us doing a show, his flying monkeys are useful idiots flailing in the dark. Burning down whats left of Arts already self-tarnished legacy.   
# ArtsGloriousClusterFuck
# TheLastHurrah

[ShayP]

I don't think I can ever hear this song the same way again 

[dsz]

At least Keith has had something to do the past two weeks. This has sucked for Michelle.

[Catsmile]

Art Quit his Radio Gig On Account of Snowy Weather.
LISTEN IN 2 THIS IT APPLIES NAO

[GravitySucks]

Art Quit his Radio Gig On Account of Snowy Weather.

He quit a lot of things