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Quote from: Jackstar on September 04, 2022, 11:12:09 PMWell you're not talking to me but I'll tell you what, that doesn't bug me at all, but if anything were to bug me about Mr Trump it would be that he didn't try hard enough to blow up your house.

I mean nukes are nukes, right? You want to burn down those books, go for the gusto!

p.s.: Tell Sean that he's a rapist p****. Thanks in advance.

WTF are you doing out of your closet, young man?  BAck to your closet.  Lie  down on your fouled nest of diapers and bath towels.  You stay inside now and let the big ppl talk.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 04, 2022, 09:28:20 AM

Hehehehehe

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 03:15:20 AMThanks Roswells. Nice that your'e still hanging around simmering in this fetid pot of sewage and rotting sea life.

Has anybody ever found out who the new owner / admin of this site is? Possibly Bart Ell's alter ego (I assume the one that runs the other site has a bloated enough ego?)

Possibly Brig?

I mean, who in their right mind would want to run a kindergarten or be in charge of an asylum? There has to be better jobs or hobbies out there?

https://youtu.be/xNNpFKVE3Mw

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 28, 2022, 10:49:37 AMI am the only thing that matters.

Everything else is non-existent and irrelevant.

I'm sorry, did you say something?  I just can't look away fm those cock bruised lips of yours.

Quote from: WOTR on August 29, 2022, 01:37:05 AMIt does seem like one of those places where you con't want to get too upset. Like sharks in the ocean can smell blood, posters here can smell butthurt. (Wasn't it laserjock who quit over that phrase?)

If Dubb can be tossed off of a building, get up, dust himself off and continue on posting here, certainly Kidnostad could manage to get up after tripping over a speed bump?

Laser jock quit because of a number of statements that he felt for homophobic as his son had come out of the closet as a power botttom.  *shrug*  Embrace the suck.  (No homo)

Quote from: Silphion on August 21, 2022, 12:12:38 AMThere is still a warm spot in the Commander's heart for all bereft and foundering.

Warm spot or wet spot?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 19, 2022, 08:36:52 PMSupposedly, Foodlion is Black Anthony, AKA WWE Anthony on Azzgab. 

Where did you pick up that little piece of conjecture?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 12, 2022, 10:13:40 AMThat might have been the incident that caused me to turn on Falkie. He called you cheap because you donated only five dollars. Wasn't it supposed to go to Kathy? I think he said he wasn't going to give her such a paltry amount so decided to use the money for Cinnabon.

And ran on with how I was too poor to buy my own daughter cinnabon.   Fucking retarded whale.

Quote from: Big Chicken on August 05, 2022, 10:46:50 PMThis piteous creature has not yet left this world. The Big Chicken tried to help him once with sound advice from the Apostle Paul. He cursed at me and at the Apostle Paul. Stated that we should go f*ck ourselves. He refused to accept his mortality. Does he not know that the third circle of hell awaits him?

He owes me 5 buxx for his fucking cinnabon

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 05, 2022, 06:33:57 PM

George keeps on getting better as he ages.

"Hard to eat a (free) hamburger without any teeth"

Good God.  

Quote from: Radio Activity on August 10, 2022, 01:52:25 AMNordVPN works fine. Look! I'm in France. Now I'm in the Netherlands!

heheheh

Quote from: albrecht on August 09, 2022, 08:28:10 PMWas redeemed with cross-overs plots with the Simon Brothers and Murder She, Wrote gal though. And Higgins was a Texan who affected the British bent for his role.

I see what you did there. 

Who the hell was Flaxen Hegemoney?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 07, 2022, 10:29:31 PM83 - time sure does move on. I guess buying it in a car crash at that age is better than lingering with dementia or some other horrid thing.

Tried watching some Magnum awhile back. Couldn't get into it for some reason. One thing that was odd was that the first 10 episodes or so made used a different theme song. The change to the well known one was a good one - the original sucked.

Yeah.  The first theme was a bit....flaccid.

https://youtu.be/ZNkmhY_ju8o

Magnum ain't getting no more helicopter extracts

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 03, 2022, 02:02:15 PMHe quit the board. Mainly because of me.



Keep up with the times, Boomer.

Well.  It seems that someone is full of themself.  All filled with pride, aren't we?   Who made you think that you were that impotant to anyone, even Kidnostadt?  Who?

https://youtu.be/MQpV3ST6Kso

So The Fat One (tm mpending) posted a video saying that he was alive.  And then he pulled it.  Anybody waste their time on it b4 he pulled it?  Title seemed to imply another bogus run to the hospital for another near death experience.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 03, 2022, 03:23:17 PMHe quit both Bellgab and even Ellgab (if you can believe it?) in a huff over "racism." He went out in blaze of glorious white knighting. That "cat" was a big admirer of the Bush fam. Nuff said.

Quit the 'Gabs over racism?  WTF?  We laugh at everyone and everything at all the 'gabs.  And racists, they are some of the funniest MoFo's around.  Talk about low hanging fruit for ridicule.  Come on back Kidno, let daddy paladin put a titty in your mouth.

Is the asshat still alive?

Kidnostad.  ANybody seen or heard fm this cat?

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 01, 2022, 08:28:13 AMOh, Juan, I'm not talking about those dinosaurs. But you make a good point.

And Paladin, before you characterise me as somebody who is unwilling to work hard-- or at all, know this: Its illegal to hire a white guy in South Africa.

So excuse me if I grind day-in and day-out in every possible way I can, yet still battle to make any money.

I hustle my ass off for every cent I have. So of course I'm salty when I see you and your ilk holidaying in the Maldives.

I'd hire you.  With the right attire, heels, make up and appropriate lighting.  yeah, i'd even give you the unexepected reach around.  And you say that i am predatory.  I'm very giving.

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 01, 2022, 05:29:45 AMYou Boomers have multiple bank accounts, properties, cars and other possessions-- Yet all you do is plead poverty.

You wouldn't know hardship if it hit you in the face!

You're an entitled group who made yourselves comfortable by looting the financial future of us Millennials.

You really do believe that you work hard and we don't. But, actually, you're in major denial.

Moving money around and renting out property is not a job. Its fundamentally predatory-- Yet you fail to see it that way.

Keep maintaing your pools of wealth, so that you have more time to sit around and troll people on BellGab.

Oh, Paladin, you're sooo funny. I bet I'll get a PM from you in under 24 hours crying 'TRUCE! TRUCE!'

Did I call you a fag?  heheh.  You're a Communist fag.

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 23, 2022, 02:12:57 AMJesus Christ, boomer. Do you sound like you've got money.

And you sound like a jealous Millenial fag who can't be bothered to work hard and make your own money.  "The Boomers ruined it for me."  

Quote from: albrecht on July 22, 2022, 01:25:04 PMWe will always have Bellgab! Amazing.The band is back together!  I'm well and fine. Too hot here and won't login in a while because going off-grid on some roadtrips. Packing up for an epic trifecta of Midwestern Norskie and hitting Decorah, Stoughton, and Mount Horeb. K_Dubb you'd love those places! Then up to sample the fine sausage delicacies of the Polish and German butcheries up north in Wisconsin where Hamm's is sold at gas stations at $2 for two (tallboys even.) And they have the odd phenomena of "supper clubs" where you enjoy lake vistas, sip Manhattans (they use brandy up there,) and fine dining, sometimes with entertainment. I could see Norry getting a summer gig in one of those places doing his awful crooning and slapstick comedy shows to drunken Midwesterners sun-burnt from sailing and getting some too much rays on their winter-bleached guts.

WTF, Chuck?  You couldn't ask me to go with?

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 31, 2022, 01:51:30 AMNah, man.

I'm afraid incest is an exclusively American pastime.

I'm with the Limey.

Top or power bottom?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:18:58 AMNeedless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.

Look AZZ, he's talking to you.

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 27, 2022, 12:46:07 PMHe might have had another reason but Laura told me he was pissed and said "Why would I want to go eat lunch with someone that called me a Limey Bastard?"  She took off work and picked me up at my motel and we had a nice lunch in Sacramento. She's a hoot. I enjoyed meeting up with her. I lost contact with her. I hope they are doing well.

I wonder if he ever tried getting his drivers license. He was still afraid to try driving on our side of the road when I met up with her. She worked at the dmv. She could have helped him pass the damn test.

Yeah, I hope theiy are well.  

Quote from: chefist on July 25, 2022, 10:28:25 PMFun to see some of the old gang posting. Cheers and well wishes to all!

In the parting words of OLG...

FRIENDSHIP

PS...where is Onan, Jaz and B_Dubb? 

The words circle and jerk seem to come to mind

Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 28, 2022, 06:08:45 PMty creampai