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Quote from: malachi.martini on November 15, 2018, 09:45:36 AM

Outstanding.

Even nails the particular dentition in this species.

Instead of asking for sex Jackstar is likely to pull out a meme.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2018, 11:39:17 AM
lol. Be nice to someone around here and people's heads explode.

Please, it's all so very sweet. It's like the scene where the woman volunteers to dance with Rainman in the elevator. And Jackstar needs this, so whatever you're doing just keep doing.

Definitely, they're bumping uglies. I am happy Jackstar may finally know the touch of a sexual companion. It could mark a pivotal moment for his reintegration into society.

Kneel before Zod. Both of you, now, and make it quick.

Jackstar couldn't predict chickenshit hitting the ground.

eBay is unusually responsive to fraud claims. I'm sure his fans on the thread will let them know if they see any of George's usual horseshit.

Shocking that Kathy is a fucking racist - not.

What's Fat George doing for the Fourth?

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 28, 2018, 04:03:29 PM
"if"

I know we have a lot of new viewers in Season 18 of the show, but Senda's numerous crimes are well documented on the thread since late 2013.

Nuts is a relative term.

In my home state (Florida), Senda would have been Baker Acted - that's involuntary commitment for purposes of examination - years ago.

If the guy is a risk to himself and people around him then he is a concern for the authorities.

Senda called for the deaths of MV and Chefist on camera. Not that Senda is much for nuance but the law isn't quite, either.

Imagine the patience one of these employees must need to summon from deep within, to deal with a shitstain like Senda.

He deserves every bit of trolling he gets.

Senda should jump off the diving board at his local pool and see how many views that gets

Quote from: ONeill on June 24, 2018, 08:53:35 AM
It only makes me wish you were a kinky blonde chick with some nasty tattoos. That package together with the ability to talk dirty in a language inherently designed to bark commands at slaves absolutely tops my fantasy lists...

That was my wish for a lot of the Musings thread. Instead I fear it is populated by mostly middle-aged dudes who look like Jack Black, menopausal cat ladies, and women who take a fancy to mischiefmakers.

It wasn't particular talent, but stamina - and the willingness to suspend any semblance of having a life as this was 'round the clock trolling - that made GeorgeNooryBlows and TheOne unique among peers.

Senda is too fat to fly to Pittsburgh. There's no nice way of putting it.

And Senda would be the last person to agree to buy a low-cost second seat.

On what basis was he able to obtain a refund? Because he can't plan for shit and makes a mess of anything the least bit complicated that he undertakes, they are obligated to refund his ticket?

That idiot missed his train, didn't he.

It just confirms what is obvious. He buys more groceries in two days than my family goes through in a week.

If he does have an IRA, I am surprised he qualified for food stamps.

Quote from: brig on June 14, 2018, 02:46:39 PM
We now now that in addition to the car fund, Senda also has a bitcoin investment, and is a stock holder in Wells Fargo, and has an IRA.

Indeed, the IRA bit went without notice because it was buried in one of his crappy broadcasts, but an unintended revelation that he is in better standing than he projects.

Quote from: Jackstar on June 14, 2018, 03:53:49 AM

Dude can you just get a life?

Funny, that's the advice I would have for anyone who obsesses over Art Bell drama in 2018.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 13, 2018, 03:28:16 PM
Fify

Senda was not made to understand that he needed to develop a skill set, something any 17-year-old understands.

Even the autist he does videos with understands he needs to learn a trade to get him out of working in a supermarket for the rest of his life.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 13, 2018, 09:13:18 AM
Damn, that seems almost sad.  Almost.  Fuck him.  Fuck him with a North Korean flagpole.

I would feel pity for Senda if he weren’t a belligerent ass who has rejected well-meaning advice for going on half a decade now.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 13, 2018, 02:32:11 AM
Yes, he has money. His big complaint about Alien Con is that he has to spend some of his own money on it. He expects everyone else to cover it for him and the reward he offers? Hours of shitty train video.

He was recently offered $250 for a Pokemon toy off his shelf. He refused the money because he could not handle the idea of being separated from one of his creatures. He even said that he felt tears well up as he thought of it.

Yes a cheap ass filth Charizard plush is worth over $250 to him.

Senda has literally surrounded his life with garbage. His drive to hoard is a subconscious drive to fill his empty life, and it can't ever be satiated because his life is so empty and broken.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 12, 2018, 07:05:40 PM
What made you think there was an alternative scenario? It wouldn't be so bad him shopping every day if the stuff he bought wasn't shit.

I don't believe a syllable that comes out of his vulva-shaped mouth, never did.

I think the regulars of the thread should get a pool going on how late Senda arrives for his spaceman convention. I am pulling for this to go as badly as possible.

A shopping trip every day. This asshole had money all along.

Senda is heaving more at 227 pounds than he was at 387.

Senda is at least 380 pounds.

There was a recent study that indicated you can assign BMI by looking at the face alone. Senda's head is planetary at this point.

Paladin1991 -

Do you believe Senda is 227 pounds? He looks like he's in his third trimester.