Things That Annoy You

[jazmunda]

http://youtu.be/iR-1PEX4qBU

Im soo diggin this song

Is it wrong that I get a little bit of a MILF lesbian vibe from the Doctor and the Nurse?

My mind is really in the gutter today.

Carry on.

[steelbot]

Is it wrong that I get a little bit of a MILF lesbian vibe from the Doctor and the Nurse?

My mind is really in the gutter today.

Carry on.

I think this would better serve them....and ....it was on DIGG.com so NOT the ...gutter necessarily
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/hackable-robot-assisted-virtual-sex-is-nigh

[Nova]

Way to quickly look up a source for the information you already knew! 

[bateman]

I think this would better serve them....and ....it was on DIGG.com so NOT the ...gutter necessarily
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/hackable-robot-assisted-virtual-sex-is-nigh

That's uh, quite a gadget there.

[steelbot]

That's uh, quite a gadget there.

[steelbot]

Way to quickly look up a source for the information you already knew! 

Some women have NO imagination! 

[Nova]

Some women have NO imagination! 

No, it's the other way around.  If you need something like this, you must be lacking in imagination. 

[steelbot]

No, it's the other way around.  If you need something like this, you must be lacking in imagination. 

touche

[jazmunda]

OMG! Why am I just finding out about this!

[Nova]

OMG! Why am I just finding out about this!

Well  now it's going to go away! 

[jazmunda]

That's uh, quite a gadget there.

Two sex toys having sex is like facing two mirrors together. An infinite loop.

Mind blown!

[jazmunda]

I think this would better serve them....and ....it was on DIGG.com so NOT the ...gutter necessarily
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/hackable-robot-assisted-virtual-sex-is-nigh

Now I can disappoint a women without having to see the look of disappointment on her face.

Did I just think that or say that.

[Heather Wade]

Now I can disappoint a women without having to see the look of disappointment on her face.

Did I just think that or say that.

Dude.  Out loud, too.   

[steelbot]

Now I can disappoint a women without having to see the look of disappointment on her face.

Did I just think that or say that.

[steelbot]

Dude.  Out loud, too.   

i know right! 

[jazmunda]

Dude.  Out loud, too.   

Now if they could just invent a spooning machine I'm all set.

[Nova]

Give it time.

[steelbot]

Now if they could just invent a spooning machine I'm all set.

That's a separate attachment it cost 99.99 along with whips chips chains dips and knives! With that last one is it murder or assisted suicide?

[FightTheFuture]

That's uh, quite a gadget there.

What the hell is that, some kind of fancy hotdog cooker from Ronco, or something?

[steelbot]

What the hell is that, some kind of fancy hotdog cooker from Ronco, or something?

Why yes, I've never heard it put that elegantly but that's exactly what it is!

[bateman]

Now if they could just invent a spooning machine I'm all set.

http://youtu.be/gqUhuXzHnYY

[Nova]

http://youtu.be/gqUhuXzHnYY

Thanks for showing us your girlfriend, Bateman.

[steelbot]

Hooker's Dot Com!

[Nova]

Way to kill the thread.

[onan]

I think this would better serve them....and ....it was on DIGG.com so NOT the ...gutter necessarily
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/hackable-robot-assisted-virtual-sex-is-nigh

Do they make a version that fits in your car?

[Treading Water]

Now I can disappoint a women without having to see the look of disappointment on her face.

Did I just think that or say that.

hahahaha...You can always see that look, can't you?  Sometimes we just wakeup with it on our faces.      

[BobGrau]

hahahaha...You can always see that look, can't you?  Sometimes we just wakeup with it on our faces.   

I always assumed it was disappointment with the magazine she was reading.

[Unquenchable Angst]

all I could think of was the carrots in the tv show "Lexx" and the Firesign Theatre references to 'Nancy'

[bateman]

hahahaha...You can always see that look, can't you?  Sometimes we just wakeup with it on our faces.      

Nighttime in the Jazmunda household.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I think this would better serve them....and ....it was on DIGG.com so NOT the ...gutter necessarily
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/hackable-robot-assisted-virtual-sex-is-nigh

I am waiting eagerly for the Oxford English Dictionary's announcement that teledildonics has been added to the word list.