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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

nextgen.fm

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on December 18, 2014, 06:05:35 PM
Git along, little dogies, as Linda Molding Howl hoofs a trail into tonight's monthly roundup of alien cowboy and cowgirl kookiness!

The "Cattle Queen of Coast-to-Coast" will be moooo-ving into George Noory's Lazy Mind Ranch, posse-bly with tall tails of cows found with missin' assholes, thanks to those rowdy extra-terrestrials -- all of whom routinely refuse methane breath tests back home at the bunkhouse.   

Some of the bulls have even had their balls lasered off with alien-like precision and careful attention paid to the nutsacks so as not to spill the highly-prized and rare semen found therein.  Or is it medium-rare?

You haven't herd it all, though, folks!  Rumor has it that there's a bumper crop of crop circle news just a'waitin' to be harvested, along with the latest on cow privates and Ol' Bessie's missin' guts!   

It all makes me want to eat a steak tonight, pardners!  Hold the innards, please!  And no rectal sauce, thanks!

George Noory isn't much smarter than a calf, so he's likely to keep his black shoe polish-colored mustache just as still as a stuffed deer head hangin' over the fireplace mantle, while our Cattle Queen goes ridin' off on her happy trails . . . er, contrails, that is.


hall of fame  right there


;D

Quote from: Nebraska888 on December 17, 2014, 03:19:39 PM
I will paraphrase some of his comments:

*  We have no lives.

*  We sit at our computers ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

*  We will never change.

*  We are negative, hateful people.



*  He has chosen to ignore us.

There is no way I will ever listen to another "awakening coach" so I missed the "haters" remark. Thanks for paraphrasing.

We have no life: My personal memoir is being turned into a screenplay, even as I write this (but I'm not holding my breath for the movie because I don't think Hollywood would touch my subject with a ten foot pole)

We sit at our computers DAY AND NIGHT: I don't own a computer. I use one at the library. The fact I would use some of my precious library computer time to point out Snoorge's asinine statements and actions, says it all.

We will never change: In other words, we are never going placidly accept a borderline retarded place-saver, with no interest in his job (other than the paycheck) and go away and leave him alone... guilty as charged.

We are negative hateful people: So why do I spend some of my precious internet time leaving comments of thanks on posts I enjoy, or sending personal e-mails of thanks and encouragement to strangers I never met, but have read their work online. I do that much more than I post here.

He has chosen to ignore us: Then why is he still talking about us?

I post here mainly to reach the non-members cruising through, who may still have a little faith left in Jorch; to correct the constant misinformation presented by George and his guests, who most of the time don't have a clue about what they are talking about, and have no life experience to back up their claims.



Hoagland on the show last night- "If you're sitting in a closed room, and you vent some gas into that closed room, eventually it is going to be detectable, and depending on the kind of gas, it's going to be really noticeable, and eventually depending on the kind of gas, it will drive you out of the room."

A predicament surely faced by anyone who's attended one of Hoagland's talks, or one of Jorch's singing events. 

136 or 142

Russian Studies Professor Stephen Cohen is the first hour guest tonight.  It is well known that Professor Cohen has a 20 by 20 portrait of Vladimir Putin in his house and he masturbates to it five times a day.

bateman

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on December 18, 2014, 10:09:38 PM
Hoagland on the show last night- "If you're sitting in a closed room, and you vent some gas into that closed room, eventually it is going to be detectable, and depending on the kind of gas, it's going to be really noticeable, and eventually depending on the kind of gas, it will drive you out of the room."

A predicament surely faced by anyone who's attended one of Hoagland's talks, or one of Jorch's singing events. 

Or anyone unfortunate enough to be in the studio with Tommy after a Chipotle run.

Quote from: nextgen.fm on December 18, 2014, 03:04:20 AM
Fast blast that shit!

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on December 18, 2014, 03:07:01 AM
Nice work, GFP2216.

Quote from: wotr1 on December 18, 2014, 05:29:25 AM
I cannot help but think that there is a career as a C2C fact checker if you wanted it. ;D

Quote from: expat on December 18, 2014, 10:45:19 AM
I used Georgie for President's image, with attribution. If he objects, I'll take it out.

Thanks everyone.  I can't really take the credit though.  I had a good set up man.  Dick Hoagland.  It was all in the data.

I think I would explode if I ever became a C2C fact checker.

pate

Hold on, he's on right now?  Lemme, no really...  Dolt seriously?  'k, tuning in now...

Juan Cena

So how does amateur critic Charles Smith know that The Interview sucks?

Juan Cena

Quote from: 136 or 142 on December 18, 2014, 10:14:28 PM
Russian Studies Professor Stephen Cohen is the first hour guest tonight.  It is well known that Professor Cohen has a 20 by 20 portrait of Vladimir Putin in his house and he masturbates to it five times a day.


Big deal. John Hogue has Putin riding a centaur painted on his ceiling.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on December 18, 2014, 10:14:28 PM
Russian Studies Professor Stephen Cohen is the first hour guest tonight.  It is well known that Professor Cohen has a 20 by 20 portrait of Vladimir Putin in his house and he masturbates to it five times a day.



"It may be more tense today than it was in 1962," Debbie Downer Noory blurted to the Russian expert.

Quote from: Juan Cena on December 19, 2014, 12:12:12 AM
So how does amateur critic Charles Smith know that The Interview sucks?

He saw the trailer?  Their other films?

"Cattle Queen"

(sung to the tune of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA)



Thursday night and the lights are low

Mutilated cow in a dark mead-ow.

Missing horns and the anus

Linda's here to entertain us.

If you're in the mood for moo.

And if it's not obscene

Then you've got that gene

Like the Cattle Queen.

Oh, yeah.



Oh, no.

Mass extinction caused by something brought up by Linda Molding.

George, stop the negativity before it goes on any longer.

I'm sleeping.  Has anyone mentioned anal coring yet?

Someday, Linda Molding Howl will be extinct.

Yay.

pate

What kinda shenanigans is the fumblegums up to after his voice lessons (I know doctor/patient) still the guy is an idjet...

What's the topic?

(he pronounces so well...)

pate

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on December 18, 2014, 03:03:03 AM
I found the image Hoagland was talking about at NASA and extended it out.  The red arrow shows the 'tramway' he is talking about.  The blue arrows show it's just an extension of the banding resulting form successive passes of the satellite being stitched together. 

Hoagland wants us to believe this is what NASA doesn't want you to see, but I'm showing you what Hoagland doesn't want you to see.

http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/figures/PIA18932_fig1.jpg

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Quote from: 21st Century Man on December 19, 2014, 01:20:50 AM


Looks freaking grate, thought I had a fun to say, disregaerd?

Oh, yeah;  totally ran the data..  not so much, pm me for the details...

edit: that dude is hot, much like gnr or paisan back in the early nineties...  still can't spank to conclusion over any/either...  JORCH your moustache is such an anti-Viagra surely there is a market for that, fight the religio-non-gays with your moustache or sumthin...

How creepy are the bumper songs? You know Jorch is rubbing one out while he listens to LMH talk.

Three day Schrader/Schrader/Knapp weekend coming up.



I hope I never have to endure a NDE with Howard Stern as my spirit guide. 

WallyBert

Did they start the show over or am I experiencing deja-vu all over again.

136 or 142

While Putin enabler Stephen Cohen mostly told the truth, he did not tell the whole truth:
1.Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that former Ukranian president Viktor Yanukovich wasn't exactly overthrown in a 'coup'.  Yanukovich had his security forces fire on protesters killing at least 42 of them.  After that, he was voted out of office by the democratically elected Ukranian parliament.  I suppose Cohen might argue that the parliament did not have the authority to do that, but Yanukovich did resign before trying to take back his resignation.


2.Putin enabler Stephen Cohen said he disagreed with Wesley Clark's assessment that Putin was the most aggressive Russian (Soviet) leader since Stalin.  I'm not sure how he can.  While Nikita Khrushchev was in power during the Cuban missile crisis, he was far from a hawk and pushed for closer relations with the west.  His successor after his ousting, Leonid Brezhnev, was initially a hard liner but later pushed for detente. His successors Andropov and Chernenko were both old men who barely governed before dying and then came Gorbachev and Yeltsin.


Putin, in contrast has invaded Ukraine (despite denials) and Georgia, fought civil wars in his own country, sent planes and submarines into other countries' territories, dramatically increased military spending (though it's still nowhere near the horribly bloated U.S defense budget), is building new nuclear weapons and allegedly believes that Russia could win a nuclear war.


3.While I don't want to risk invoking Godwin's law, I will point this out. Putin enabler Cohen pretty much stated that he thought Putin's position of 'defending' Russians outside of Russia was justifiable.  He doesn't seem aware that Hitler used the same argument to take over the Sudetenland and Austria and invade Poland. Given that Europeans of all nationalities live all over Europe and that defending nationalities outside the borders would risk wars all over Europe, I don't see how Cohen can seriously believe Putin's stance is justifiable.


4.Putin enabler Cohen mentioned that Putin had an 80% approval rating in Russia. While I don't doubt that he is popular and that many Russians sadly approve of his Cro-Magnon conservative social policies and his invasion of Crimea, Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that the Russian media is controlled by Putin (or his administration at least) and that pro Putin propaganda programs are regularly aired on Russian TV.  This,  no doubt, plays a part in Putin's high approval rating.


So, all in all, Putin enabler Cohen was up to his usual enabling.

Scully

Quote from: WallyBert on December 19, 2014, 03:44:10 AM
Did they start the show over or am I experiencing deja-vu all over again.


I had the same feeling, Wally.  I think what happened, incredible as it seems, is that Jorch and Linda both had senior moments simultaneously.


Linda was talking about people's NDE's, and Jorch piped up with "Some people say they don't want to go back -- did you know that???"  Linda, not missing a beat went into the lengthy story we'd all been hearing that bore out that well-known phenomenon.  It really was like having the show replayed, and I feared for my own sanity until eventually they got back into other topics.


Incredible, but true.  ???




Zack

Quote from: 136 or 142 on December 19, 2014, 04:17:06 AM
While Putin enabler Stephen Cohen mostly told the truth, he did not tell the whole truth:
1.Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that former Ukranian president Viktor Yanukovich wasn't exactly overthrown in a 'coup'.  Yanukovich had his security forces fire on protesters killing at least 42 of them.  After that, he was voted out of office by the democratically elected Ukranian parliament.  I suppose Cohen might argue that the parliament did not have the authority to do that, but Yanukovich did resign before trying to take back his resignation.


2.Putin enabler Stephen Cohen said he disagreed with Wesley Clark's assessment that Putin was the most aggressive Russian (Soviet) leader since Stalin.  I'm not sure how he can.  While Nikita Khrushchev was in power during the Cuban missile crisis, he was far from a hawk and pushed for closer relations with the west.  His successor after his ousting, Leonid Brezhnev, was initially a hard liner but later pushed for detente. His successors Andropov and Chernenko were both old men who barely governed before dying and then came Gorbachev and Yeltsin.


Putin, in contrast has invaded Ukraine (despite denials) and Georgia, fought civil wars in his own country, sent planes and submarines into other countries' territories, dramatically increased military spending (though it's still nowhere near the horribly bloated U.S defense budget), is building new nuclear weapons and allegedly believes that Russia could win a nuclear war.


3.While I don't want to risk invoking Godwin's law, I will point this out. Putin enabler Cohen pretty much stated that he thought Putin's position of 'defending' Russians outside of Russia was justifiable.  He doesn't seem aware that Hitler used the same argument to take over the Sudetenland and Austria and invade Poland. Given that Europeans of all nationalities live all over Europe and that defending nationalities outside the borders would risk wars all over Europe, I don't see how Cohen can seriously believe Putin's stance is justifiable.


4.Putin enabler Cohen mentioned that Putin had an 80% approval rating in Russia. While I don't doubt that he is popular and that many Russians sadly approve of his Cro-Magnon conservative social policies and his invasion of Crimea, Putin enabler Cohen neglected to mention that the Russian media is controlled by Putin (or his administration at least) and that pro Putin propaganda programs are regularly aired on Russian TV.  This,  no doubt, plays a part in Putin's high approval rating.


So, all in all, Putin enabler Cohen was up to his usual enabling.

Cohen sounds like a kremlin apologist, I bet he got his talking points from RT. 

Ah, hell.

No George Noory.

Comedy cold turkey sammich until Monday.

Come back, you damned dullard.  I need my funny fix.





Linda Moulton Howe set to get to the bottom of the rash of mysterious, unexplained explosions and bangs. She's set to perch on Jorch's bed with a parabolic dish and high quality headphones, after he eats a can of beans and some hot pizza rolls, then bids her nighty-night, ready for an exciting night of dreaming about her slot on Coast to Coast.

When he mentioned her slot last night he seemed unusually animated. He must ponder her slot often.


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