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The Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

Started by cosmic hobo, June 24, 2015, 09:00:52 PM



Zenman

Quote from: Penis mv on December 24, 2016, 06:13:56 PM
That's one of those plastic spoons that come out of MRE bags.  I've said too much.

In that case, the fossilized wantons may still be good.


K_Dubb

The morning dawned brightly and Hoagie awoke
And stumbled downstairs for his first morning smoke.
As Phoebus ascended in his polished car,
He saw that the library door was ajar.
Now this was the room to which he'd been denied
And housed his collection, which he liked to hide
From casual guests who might not understand
His room-full of phalluses from every land.
There were lingams from India and dicks carved from stone
By men prehistoric, so polished they shone.
A penis-shaped crystal once pulled from a mine,
A phallus of wood from a Japanese shrine,
A funeral frieze from old Egypt -- a bummer
Until you see Isis give some guy a hummer,
A thing from his garden (might just be a rock),
A Mexican weed-pipe you smoked through the cock.
But none of these baubles attracted his sight
As he saw inside, by the clear morning light,
In the spot where, in past years, their Yule-tree had been,
A freshly carved, towering ebony peen.
He stared there a moment in saucer-eyed wonder,
The curtains of grief torn completely asunder.
Now joy penetrated that old phallophile;
His craggy face broke in a snaggle-toothed smile.
His fancies, though, were not enraptured for long;
The wizard was drawn to that giant black dong.
Its head reached the ceiling, its balls reached the door,
He tip-toed around where they stretched 'cross the floor.
In its polished surface he could see his face --
And Robin behind him, a strap-on in place.

                    *          *          *

I come to the end of my salacious tale
And cover their antics with modesty's veil.
I'll spare you the details (though I hear you begging)
Of their geriatric but vigorous pegging.
For we know that Hoagie, like Osiris green,
Can be resurrected and led by a peen.
But her cry, which I heard as she fearlessly humped,
Was something like "MAGA!" and "You have been Trumped!"

Merry Christmas everybody!

Ciardelo

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 25, 2016, 07:07:03 AM
The morning dawned brightly and Hoagie awoke
And stumbled downstairs for his first morning smoke.
As Phoebus ascended in his polished car,
He saw that the library door was ajar.
Now this was the room to which he'd been denied
And housed his collection, which he liked to hide
From casual guests who might not understand
His room-full of phalluses from every land.
There were lingams from India and dicks carved from stone
By men prehistoric, so polished they shone.
A penis-shaped crystal once pulled from a mine,
A phallus of wood from a Japanese shrine,
A funeral frieze from old Egypt -- a bummer
Until you see Isis give some guy a hummer,
A thing from his garden (might just be a rock),
A Mexican weed-pipe you smoked through the cock.
But none of these baubles attracted his sight
As he saw inside, by the clear morning light,
In the spot where, in past years, their Yule-tree had been,
A freshly carved, towering ebony peen.
He stared there a moment in saucer-eyed wonder,
The curtains of grief torn completely asunder.
Now joy penetrated that old phallophile;
His craggy face broke in a snaggle-toothed smile.
His fancies, though, were not enraptured for long;
The wizard was drawn to that giant black dong.
Its head reached the ceiling, its balls reached the door,
He tip-toed around where they stretched 'cross the floor.
In its polished surface he could see his face --
And Robin behind him, a strap-on in place.

                    *          *          *

I come to the end of my salacious tale
And cover their antics with modesty's veil.
I'll spare you the details (though I hear you begging)
Of their geriatric but vigorous pegging.
For we know that Hoagie, like Osiris green,
Can be resurrected and led by a peen.
But her cry, which I heard as she fearlessly humped,
Was something like "MAGA!" and "You have been Trumped!"

Merry Christmas everybody!
and may God bless each one.

Merry Christmas!

zeebo

LOL K_Dubb ... A new holiday classic is born ... I can't wait for the animated special.

starrmtn001

Hey, Trostol.

I have some new Cthulhu avatars for you to check out if ya want.

trostol

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on December 27, 2016, 03:20:54 PM
Hey, Trostol.

I have some new Cthulhu avatars for you to check out if ya want.

i am always up for new Cthulhu or slendie pics!!!


starrmtn001

Quote from: trostol on December 27, 2016, 05:26:42 PM
i am always up for new Cthulhu or slendie pics!!!
Okay.  Go try these on and let me know what ya think. ;D






starrmtn001

Quote from: trostol on December 27, 2016, 06:55:07 PM
thanks saved 1 4 and 6...your a doll...doll lol
Found one more.  You may like it moist most.

Jackstar

I feel like, whatever that woman is compensating for, it's not enough.

trostol

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on December 27, 2016, 07:33:20 PM
Found one more.  You may like it moist most.

well..that is quite..interesting...but you didn't have to go and get that done for me  ;D


norland2424

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 27, 2016, 07:57:04 PM
I so want that Cthulhu coffee cup.

If only cupcake and trostol actually allowed you to have caffeine products lol


trostol

Quote from: norland2424 on December 27, 2016, 08:08:49 PM
If only cupcake and trostol actually allowed you to have caffeine products lol

he would only hurt himself


SciFiAuthor

Quote from: norland2424 on December 27, 2016, 08:08:49 PM
If only cupcake and trostol actually allowed you to have caffeine products lol

They have no sympathy for my plight. I was telling Trostol just today about the time I got trapped in a building with a live alligator. All he was interested in was whether I got hurt climbing out the window so he could laugh.


trostol

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 27, 2016, 08:24:15 PM
They have no sympathy for my plight. I was telling Trostol just today about the time I got trapped in a building with a live alligator. All he was interested in was whether I got hurt climbing out the window so he could laugh.

now what a minute..how about telling the truth

i said..i didn't believe the story cause there no way you would go out a window without hurting yourself

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on December 27, 2016, 08:22:17 PM
How about one of these instead? :D

I do actually have a dolphin mug of sorts. It's a porpoise with the inscription "Live Life with Porpoise". I'm not currently using it though, I'm still sipping from my Trump/Pence mug to drive Cupcake nuts.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: trostol on December 27, 2016, 08:31:05 PM
now what a minute..how about telling the truth

i said..i didn't believe the story cause there no way you would go out a window without hurting yourself

I did, and I escaped the alligator unscathed because I was a ninja when I was 29. I still am, it's just that crap likes to fall on top of me.

trostol

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 27, 2016, 08:35:39 PM
I did, and I escaped the alligator unscathed because I was a ninja when I was 29. I still am, it's just that crap likes to fall on top of me.

or...you are just clumsy that liked getting shanked by trees and licked by goats

norland2424

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 27, 2016, 08:24:15 PM
They have no sympathy for my plight. I was telling Trostol just today about the time I got trapped in a building with a live alligator. All he was interested in was whether I got hurt climbing out the window so he could laugh.

Haha how did you get trapped in the first place?

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