Art Bell

[SciFiAuthor]

Hoagie has style.  Hoagie has class.  Casual or formal, he's "got the look."

Shouldn't there be a Hoagie cologne out by now?  Visage de Mars?

I wish I had a clip of that night Hoagland thanked Bellgab for curing his sinus headache and gave us a huge BRAAAPS! It was like the king of all Braaps.

[Mebee]

He's off the clock...try again tomorrow...

You know... you're sort of a, um... jackass.

[ItsOver]

That and we Hoaglims are upset at the City of Miami and/or the State of Fla not completely restoring the magic, ancient Miami Circle so we can do some Bulova watch measurements at the center of it.

I like it.  Did anyone mess with Hoagie on the French Riviera?  Maybe we could do a crusade cruise to Miami, Chichen Itza, then a nice long recovery cruise to the Mediterranean.  There is no sacrifice we won't make for our leader!

[WhiteCrow]

He's off the clock...try again tomorrow...

Yes I understand
Correct Timing IS everything.

[AppealPlay]

I want Art to interview the two members of the TELAH Foundation who are the fortunate people chosen by Applewhite to stay behind and spread the word about Heaven's Gate.

[SciFiAuthor]

That and we Hoaglims are upset at the City of Miami and/or the State of Fla not completely restoring the magic, ancient Miami Circle so we can do some Bulova watch measurements at the center of it.

Unforgivable. Obviously we'll need to acquire nuclear weapons to deal with Florida. Death to Florida!

[ItsOver]

Unforgivable. Obviously we'll need to acquire nuclear weapons to deal with Florida. Death to Florida!

Aren't they one of our 57 states?  Oh, hell, who cares.  Nuke them for Hoagie! 19.5!

[albrecht]

I like it.  Did anyone mess with Hoagie on the French Riviera?  Maybe we could do a crusade cruise to Miami, Chichen Itza, then a nice long recovery cruise to the Mediterranean.  There is no sacrifice we won't make for our leader!

We Hoaglims should charter or buy a plane and paint it with Hoagland's visage (like Iron Maiden does with their plane) and then fly around the world to various sacred or ancient spots and take measurements with Bulovas with Hoagland acting both as tour-guide and leader. The stewardess's pre-flight spiel would involve descriptions of "torsion" with regard to seat-belt use. All flights take-off and descend at 19.5 degrees.

[AppealPlay]

[chefist]

You know... you're sort of a, um... jackass.

LOL...sophisticated debating skills! 

[Mild Bill]

I didn't know any people who got screwed up over Hale-Bopp. I DID know some people who wasted several years and lost some tens of thousands of dollars over "Planet X".

Exactly how much money did you lose and how many years did you waste?

[trostol]

so i skipped like 6 pages.please tell me i didnt miss anything more then an arguement lol

[jerry]

Hoagie has style.  Hoagie has class.  Casual or formal, he's "got the look."



Shouldn't there be a Hoagie cologne out by now?  Visage de Mars?

I do believe I see arcologies in those twinkling eyes   

[chefist]

Aren't they one of our 57 states?  Oh, hell, who cares.  Nuke them for Hoagie! 19.5!

LOL most forget that gem! Florida is great...in the winter...I just can't handle that humidity!

[albrecht]

Exactly how much money did you lose and how many years did you waste?

It is like nobody has heard the phrase caveat emptor and if people are too stupid to believe everything they here than they either deserved to this that money or should have the money managed by a trust or something.

[chefist]

I do believe I see arcologies in those twinkling eyes   

LOL...I feel an archology growing!

[inuk2600]

Shouldn't there be a Hoagie cologne out by now?  Visage de Mars?

I'll buy it only if it's bold and pungent. The catch line can be "Smell bigger than the Olympus Mons".

Btw this new Hoaglam religion is fascinating. I'm guessing a Hoaglamist is a radicalized Hoaglim.

[ItsOver]

so i skipped like 6 pages.please tell me i didnt miss anything more then an arguement lol

Not much.  Other than the Inuit are lying bastards and we're organizing a holy crusade cruise to strike vengeance for our leader, Hoagie.  19.5!

[chefist]

I'll buy it only if it's bold and pungent. The catch line can be "Smell bigger than the Olympus Mons".

Btw this new Hoaglam religion is fascinating. I'm guessing a Hoaglamist is a radicalized Hoaglim.

LOL "Old Hoagie"...who will do the PhotoShop? 

[AppealPlay]

[GravitySucks]

Art Bell Rocks!

[WhiteCrow]

I hope we don't find out tonight crop circles are done by the Inuits.  Oh, the horror.

Didn't you catch Art's show that solved the crop circle mystery?
Crop circles are made by inter-dimensional Bigfoots stomping around in a Mosh Pit.

Bigfoots are so last-century, come on, who listens to Duran Duran anymore?

(Smiley face needs SV assistance.... plural Bigfoots or Bigfeet?)

[ItsOver]

so i skipped like 6 pages.please tell me i didnt miss anything more then an arguement lol

Oh, in case you hadn't noticed.  We're nuking Florida.  Sorry, I forgot.

[TigerLily]

Unforgivable. Obviously we'll need to acquire nuclear weapons to deal with Florida. Death to Florida!

For many reasons. Been 19.5ing Hoagie and he is the real deal. At first I thought he was too much RCH and not enough guest (i.e. Nick Redfern). But he is definitely evolving and I like his conversation style. I do miss the braap-chair but at least he still has the hoag-phone.  Just wish I was more dissolute so I could hang on and join the toasty toasts live.

[TigerLily]

LOL...I feel an archology growing!

Very Freudian of you

[starrmtn001]

OK... so if Art says to "listen carefully", as if he's about to say something important, it's to be taken as meaningless filler?

If you're just tuning in to the "One Upsmanship" game, Mebee has the ball.  He shoots!  And . . . he . . . . . . misses!  The game is going hot 'n heavy folks and it's far from over!

[WhiteCrow]

Art Bell Rocks!

As of late that seems to be debatable ... But I'm sure Art will appreciate your support!

Would you like to join the cult?

[ItsOver]

Didn't you catch Art's show that solved the crop circle mystery?
Crop circles are made by inter-dimensional Bigfoots stomping around in a Mosh Pit.

Bigfoots are so last-century, come on, who listens to Duran Duran anymore?

(Smiley face needs SV assistance.... plural Bigfoots or Bigfeet?)

Yeah, but Art's probably misleading us.  If you can't trust Art to check-out the Inuits, you just never know.

[SciFiAuthor]

For many reasons. Been 19.5ing Hoagie and he is the real deal. At first I thought he was too much RCH and not enough guest (i.e. Nick Redfern). But he is definitely evolving and I like his conversation style. I do miss the braap-chair but at least he still has the hoag-phone.  Just wish I was more dissolute so I could hang on and join the toasty toasts live.

He did, he improved and dialed his style in nicely. Rossy and Hoagland have the show running like a well-oiled machine now. It's the perfect follow-up after Art's show.

He's been replacing the braaps and the hoag-phone with funny stories. Sordid mars crabs, naked maidens, going to death metal clubs, it's funny as hell.

[starrmtn001]

Hoagie has style.  Hoagie has class.  Casual or formal, he's "got the look."



Shouldn't there be a Hoagie cologne out by now?  Visage de Mars?

Ooh, sounds intriguing.  Are, you, going to wear it?  Hmmmm???