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#3121
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 19, 2016, 04:09:09 PM
Quote from: ONeill on January 19, 2016, 02:04:44 PM
Senda is obviously so comfortable doing what he does. How else can you take such a refreshing nap in process.



That is hilarious. I just saw his video and he really nods off during it. I loled.
#3122
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 19, 2016, 12:46:20 AM
I need to apologize  and correct one thing. George inboxed me to let me know his girlfriend was never homeless.

This post was misinterpreted by me.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 10, 2015, 03:57:35 PM
My first girlfriend told me a story where once she and a group of friends decided they were so hungry they caught a swan in Golden Gate Park , roasted it and ate it. Said it was stringy and incredibly tough to eat. I was dumfounded that anyone would eat a swan.
Never been hissed at by a swan. Geese yes, but no swans.
Particularly when Kathy and I have gone to feed the ducks and geese cracked corn which is a delicacy as migratory birds stop in corn fields and eat the bits of corn left on the ground after harvesting.
I also once got bit by a squirrel when I was feeding peanuts to the squirrels on the grounds of the state capital in Sacramento. The other squirrels were patient but this one squirrel chattered at me and jumped up at bit my finger that was holding the peanut. Hurt and bled like hell.

She had a home but was perhaps not in a normal state of mind. There were no other corrections so it all stands as canon.

BTW, that squirrel is a National Treasure. I am proud to say he is a friend of mine.
#3123
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 11:40:39 PM
Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 18, 2016, 08:18:22 PM
I'm trying to determine when Senda was married. He has a Christ-like gap in his record from about 1970-77.

In the 60's he lived in what must have been a large home and was given all the toys he could want. He told us there was a spare dinning room just to store all his model tanks and ships.
But there was some darkness we have only seen a hint of. He has mentioned that he was molested as well as other things and he became emancipated at 17 and moved to Las Vegas.
At some point he moved back home to finish High School then was off to LA.
On his grand adventure he stole and pawned over $5000 worth of comic books, an unheard of amount in 1972.
It landed him and he found out his father that he was running from had died. While sobbing about his dead dad he got butt raped. Then he moved back home again to live with his mom.

In 1973 he decided that too many people bit the heads off chickens so he stopped listening to rock.

He met a homeless hippie chick that he knew for a few weeks, she would become one of the major loves of his life but he would only ever see her again for 1 day a year later.

George was introduced to Kathy and he lost his virginity and learned to drive.

Towards the end of the 70's he moved to Sacramento.
#3124
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 07:11:07 PM
Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 18, 2016, 06:52:03 PM
Senda has a Maryland accent (to my ear, anyway) and that explains the Bowie pronunciation.

The fact that he did not know anything at all about the Bowie explains the pronunciation.

The contributions to society that Senda attributed to him were:
He made a bunch of albums.
He was in a movie.
He has an album due out.

In his "I love rock and roll" video he explains the mispronunciation. Bowie is not his real name, he changed it from Jones, so that is why he said he got it wrong.
#3125
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 06:20:47 PM
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 18, 2016, 06:10:49 PM
Glenn Frey croaked today.

Get ready for a Senda video tribute to "Glenn Fray, famoose rock musician of some kind."

Not a big enough name.
He knew that Boowie guy would get searches, it worked with Trump the first time he mentioned him.

He did not jump on Alan Rickman most likely because he did not know the world was hunting down clips of Hans Gruber and Severus Snape to post on Facebook.
#3126
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 05:46:58 PM
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 18, 2016, 05:34:52 PM
There may never have been a nightmare.  In the 2013 and 2014 Chrsitmas and New Years seasons, Senda "lost" the money order for his rent.  Donations urgently needed, he said, to keep him from being on the street.  He couldn't hope to pull that shit this year, because by now it has been widely discussed.  This is likely just this year's con, and should a few chumps people shoot him fifty bucks, why, they don't need to know about each other, do they?

It is his special accounting methods.
He needs $50 because they want $90 and he has $40 (and it was not begging, he never once said please).

Now if you or I have $40 it means that is what we have, it is all of our money. But he went to San Rafael and paid the toll. Where did that $5 come from? Did it come from a toll fund? His raw chicken fund?

He might have been given money but he had more than $40 to his name at the time he made that video.
#3127
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 04:32:23 PM
Quote from: Who on January 18, 2016, 04:21:24 PM
Senda got a donation and paid his internet bill?  I'll bet Senda wheedled it out of Noory at dinner.  If he'd buy dinner for Senda and Hello Kathy what's another $50?

Another $50 would come out of pocket.
Do you think Noory paid for dinner? Meals are part of his speaking fees.
#3128
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 03:54:37 PM
Quote from: littlechris on January 18, 2016, 03:46:05 PM
Noory hugged Falkie and Kathy.


https://youtu.be/1Mk5P6Sxux0

He just wanted to feel those pendulous udders pressed up against him. Twice.
#3129
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 03:42:55 PM
Quote from: Horseless Headsman on January 18, 2016, 03:00:43 PM
The look on Tommy's face was one of abject derision. He stares so hard down his nose that I'm surprised he doesn't go permanently cross-eyed. That said, I wonder if Noory isn't actually a nice guy? What else would he get out of giving Falkie and Kathy free tickets to a $150 event, as well as sitting with them while they slurp down steaks and chops? No one who watches or is in anyway associated with C2C knows that Noory is doing this. It's not like he's getting on the air and announcing his food stamps for Falkie fund. Unless he really gets his kicks behind closed doors, it doesn't make any sense to me why he would continue putting up with it.

Noory really had no choice but to vouch for them. Kathy told the security that they were guests of Noory and Senda was looking at Noory when he got asked. Saying no and having them kicked out would be more trouble down the road.

The dinner was a kind move that he did not have to do.
#3130
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 18, 2016, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 18, 2016, 01:06:03 PM
A useless 40 second video, in which he blames being late on someone else and that he's in terrible pain.  No screaming noted.

Why did he even need someone to give him directions? Every device I own has some GPS in it.
I can't even remember the last time I got directions, my phone just tells me how to get there.
#3131
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 17, 2016, 08:23:38 PM
Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 17, 2016, 08:15:57 PM
How exactly was that received by the group? Was it common on the site to volunteer to "promote" the "talent"?

It was received as Falkie being socially awkward Falkie. A few gals were disgusted but all in all it was not a huge event.

Yes, there were guys that took pride in finding "new talent" and promoting them. I found those dudes gross but I found the entire street walker aspect to be gross.
#3132
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 17, 2016, 07:56:16 PM
Quote from: Meatie Pie on January 17, 2016, 06:39:01 PM
Where's the beef.

It might be him responding to the post and going on one of his classic non-sequiturs, talking about doing a rack of dishes or meeting Bill Shatner.

Let's see the post.

"Try" for Falkie is a subjective word.

He is "trying" to pay a bill by making a video asking for money. He does not put a lot of effort into things he tries.
He showed a big interest in pimping out a lactating woman but like most ventures he did not try hard.
#3133
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 17, 2016, 02:50:58 PM
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 17, 2016, 02:18:31 PM
Your narrative works for me, except I say he whipped her with a coat hanger wrapped with a green velvet ribbon.

She dreaded it, but wanted it.

Did the cats sit in the corner and watch?
#3134
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 17, 2016, 02:07:44 PM
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 17, 2016, 01:49:13 PM
Over/under on Senda not being able to attend the woowoo con, or attend part of it, because Kathy was complaining/lazy/running her mouth?

Tie breaker: name how many bruises she'll be sporting in his next video.

Don't hit me!

I say that Kathy was bitching and running late.

They finally arrived after 6pm and security would not let them in even after Senda played the "Do you know who I am?" card.

The next 2 hours are spent by George calling Tommy and Noorey to get him in. Finally Kathy tells him they are leaving. He will find out later that there was no cell service and they never got the calls. We know they did get them.

Today he is sobbing. Kathy was kidney punched so no visible bruise.
#3135
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 16, 2016, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: littlechris on January 16, 2016, 05:20:54 PM
Ha ha.

The shit can afford a $200 ticket to a cocktail mixer to hang out with a bunch of nobody shysters and con men, but he can't raise $50 for his internet connection.

So much for seeing anymore "high quality" and "informative" videos from the shit.

George "Falkie" Senda,  FUCK OFF!



There is no way that Falkie understands the pricing.
Each day of programming is a $100 ticket and if you pay for both days you get to go to the party.

He is only going to try to get in to the party and you know he will be bugging Noorey to get him in.

I expect a sad Senda that waits for a call back all night but on the off chance he gets in the good job, ask them to donate to your cable bill as well.
#3136
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 15, 2016, 12:49:22 AM
Someone told you I was not a shitty mod?
Well they were wrong, I was the worst on the site.
#3137
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 15, 2016, 12:42:17 AM
The only work I did was being a shitty moderator of a useless forum. I did it in all states of dress.
#3138
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 15, 2016, 12:24:28 AM
It is fine as long as it is halal.
#3139
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 15, 2016, 12:14:20 AM
Iran. Syria and  Saudia Arabia are not the Quran. You are still confusing governments with a religion.
#3140
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 14, 2016, 11:46:42 PM
You are getting religions and governments confused.
#3141
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 14, 2016, 11:23:16 PM
Fun fact.

The hijab is based on the garbs of The Virgin Mary because she is highly respected by Muslims.
#3142
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 14, 2016, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: onan on January 14, 2016, 06:32:59 PM
Attacking Chefist was pointless. I opened up myself to your simple attacks. I did so because you are a liar, and here for no other reason than foment. That's ok, falkie needs someone to defend him. Might as well be an unoriginal simpleton with little skill in witticism. Pineapple? that's humor to you? oh, you are a sly one.

If Chefist said shit about Falkie then that seems to be reason enough.

Hell I have not even heard of the kid but he likes to try to go after me out of some sort of respect for Senda.
The only material that he can come up with is either based on my avatar (I am not really Betty White) or my handle (I am not really a squirrel). His material is the lamest I have seen in many years, it is too juvenile to even reply to it.
#3143
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 14, 2016, 05:59:11 PM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on January 14, 2016, 05:48:07 PM
I expect Senda to start angling to take this cruise soon.

But Noorey will not be on it.
#3144
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 14, 2016, 01:05:18 PM
Falkie, where is your video about Alan Rickman?

Your breaking news reputation is being tainted with each passing minute.
#3145
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 13, 2016, 07:40:36 PM
Just a few more days until the big party.

So many questions and I am sure George has butterflies in his tummy.

Will he shave and dress up?
Will he have too many cocktails and dance like a fool?
Will Noory have any time to talk to him?
Will Kathy come through and drive him or will she fuck it all up for him.

#3146
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 13, 2016, 03:24:34 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on January 13, 2016, 02:07:43 PM
So glad the fat one can read all those articles and original work of others to make him some money.  I guess he is paying royalties to the creators of that content.

NO wonder he had to eat my Kathy Fund money at Cinnabon.  He's starving to death paying royalties.

Jesus, another video where all he does is read an article to us.

I would like to see a video of someone just reading Senda's posts. No comments or embellishments, just reading word for word things Falkie has written.
You know he would go crazy demanding his share of the revenue that the bring in.
#3147
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 12, 2016, 11:43:40 PM
Quote from: Who on January 12, 2016, 09:29:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtaz040rBBA

Falkie has gone full Grandpa Simpson on us, what a disjointed bablefest.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-7MmhqNfA

I would like to know what James Bond film he thinks Courtney Love sang the theme for.
#3148
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 12, 2016, 01:54:36 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on January 12, 2016, 10:48:43 AM
Yeah, so maybe Sendamemoney doesn't really have stroke eye.  It's a familial trait.

They both have the same frog mouth.
#3149
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 12, 2016, 12:55:17 AM
Quote from: Who on January 12, 2016, 12:43:12 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjvcUA7riiQ

Falkie only likes real music, like Frank. But Bowie originally wrote the lyrics to that song. Paul Anka was hired to rewrite but Bowies version was better.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uhoMHDd6uk

Life On Mars was written with the same chord progression because Bowie was upset with the move.

But it is not Falkies type of music, even though he sings it.
#3150
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
January 12, 2016, 12:44:39 AM
Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 12, 2016, 12:34:53 AM
What a stupid, useless video.  He doesn't even fuckin know how to pronounce Bowie's NAME!

He made, umm, many albums and had a new one set to come out this weekend. Also he was in a movie. The end.

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