George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Does George say "library" or "lie-berry"?

I think he calls it the "borrow-a-book place".

[Major Ed Damien]

I think he calls it the "borrow-a-book place".

"The borrow-a-book thingy."

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[21st Century Man]

Looks like George isn't even bothering with open lines tonight.  I wonder if he's thinking of dispensing with open lines completely.

[Major Ed Damien]

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You mean you don't already know if somebody wants one?

[b_dubb]

You rang?

My first thought was Carrot Top has NOT aged well


Does this llama have gold teeth?

[m]

You mean you don't already know if somebody wants one?

it's rude to go into someone's head like that dear but good one

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

My first thought was Carrot Top has NOT aged well

Why would you think that?


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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Why would you think that?


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Wow, she still looks so good.

[Major Ed Damien]

Robert, you need to give a public service warning the next time you do that.

[Major Ed Damien]

I would rather have an afterlife of full-on void nothingness than hear this son-of-a-bitch of a guest say another word.

[21st Century Man]

Why would you think that?


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George's current squeeze.

[21st Century Man]

Finally a decent bumper.  Can't go wrong with Roy.

[Major Ed Damien]

Finally a decent bumper.  Can't go wrong with Roy.

Just don't call him Roy Noorbison.

[pate]

Guest: "Why did you choose your parents?"

Jorch: "Next caller!"

[Major Ed Damien]

This has been the most death-affirming show ever.

[21st Century Man]

Just don't call him Roy Noorbison.

If I did, Roy would probably turn over in his grave and come a-hauntin'.   Though that may not be a bad thing if I could get him to sing once in a while.  I'll have to think about it.

[zeebo]

This guest keeps talking about all the great things we're here for, love and sunsets and learning ... but I'd like to ask, why all the discomfort, and drudgery, and pointless time-wasting b.s.  He also says we chose our parents, and our journey etc., so I'd like to ask, how'd I get to be such an idiot that I chose this particular one?

[pate]

Just don't call him Roy Noorbison.

That's r"Oyve' Oorbison!" to you mr. dames edward!

edit: Capital "E" should be lowercase "e"

[21st Century Man]

This has been the most death-affirming show ever.

I'd say that the show is on life support but I've been thinking that for the last five years.  Noory is like a Bizarro-world Energizer bunny. 

[pate]

This guest keeps talking about all the great things we're here for, love and sunsets and learning ... but I'd like to ask, why all the discomfort, and drudgery, and pointless time-wasting b.s.  He also says we chose our parents, and our journey etc., so I'd like to ask, how'd I get to be such an idiot that I chose this particular one?

waiting for me to show up?

[pate]

Jorche: "... I do ..."

sounds like a marriage made in heaven!

[21st Century Man]

Mapping George's brain would take all of 5 minutes and a 5 cent budget.

[pate]

"... you make your guests feel like you really care about them.."

grow fatter as dogs do at the trough of feeding so we can saute walk them into greater meanings of taste!

[Major Ed Damien]

I like the nice yank the guest did on George's dick at the end.

He really humiliated himself beyond the afterlife on that one.

[zeebo]

I just realized why this guy annoys me.  He sounds like friggin Glen Beck, with the same tone: "I know the truth and don't worry I'll patiently explain it to you and since I'm a good guy I'll be noble and keep at it even if you don't get it dummy."

[21st Century Man]

Oh, so Richard is another employee of Gaiam TV.  More evidence that Gaiam TV is to be avoided at all costs.

[pate]

...I like the nice yank the guest did on George's dick at the end...

Hole on, gthere...  Jorch has a duck? 

I Mismistaken....

[pate]

Jorck the oorgr from mogr...

Dancign ogr

[pate]

He has a full half hour (plus Carnivora commercilas to go, golgs!) , folks;...