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I guess now we know what ink fumes coming off a basement full of unsold, self-published sci-fi novels does to a human brain. 

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Falkie's getting better every day

Quote from: SredniVashtar on February 05, 2016, 11:34:24 AM
Is it acceptable that a show (previously hosted by one of the on-air greats) is now being entrusted to someone who requires coaching from her audience?

STFU. Radio show later

The Super Bowl is days away and not one video of him bellowing at Cam Newton. Noory had to remind him which teams are playing.

would the deal include Enron stocks, 2 tix on the Titanic and a beta vcr?

Art lost his smile

Noory didn't screw Art, ART screwed ART!

Heather Wade inevitable heel turn "It’s me, Bell! It’s me, Bell! It was me all along, Bell!"

ROH FTW

What were the numbers on KXL like?

any word on how long before Bob Crane bails on paying for WTWW to carry the show?

she friend-zoned the guy and he STILL gave her a place to stay and a ride to Pahrump?

Wade got GAME!

more softballs than a lesbian picnic

Switch to a Larry Sanders meets WKRP format where the show itself is secondary to the behind the scenes histrionics. Start with a core cast of Art as head lolcow and the woman with no name and misanthropic Roland as co-lolcows. Throw in a few recurring characters like Falkie, mice and stalkers. Every episode ends with Art quitting. Record the whole thing, pitch it to HBO and watch the Golden Globes pile up

Trickle down Falkie-nomics
$15 Church food voucher-$200 woo woo con=winning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqQPXecr2fA

Fired up a 20 year old Gateway today and found this in my netscape mail labelled URGENT from ArtBell@aol.com

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 14, 2016, 09:24:25 PM
Wait until he finds out that recording devices are not allowed.

two words: fupa cam

Quote from: albrecht on January 08, 2016, 11:59:55 AM
Was there a business model, organization chart, contracts, plans, pay understood, etc?

The business model was spend the entire budget on expensive bumper music and hire free labour from Bellgab.

The authorities should be contacted if Vara literally burnt a bridge down.

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on January 06, 2016, 12:45:04 PM
But he's never bothered to get a medical opinion about why she's got those bruises on her face.  He's satisfied that she bruises her face by sleeping on it.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on September 04, 2015, 07:47:14 AM
We play around in ways you or anyone else would WRONGLY interpret as abuse. We have this tap each other the hardest game until one of us gives up. Sometimes one of us gets carried away and sometimes I have had to grab her hands to get her to stop. Its more like the 3 stooges than any abuse. But you're not here to see the dynamics of what goes on, are you ?

Quote from: area51drone on December 18, 2015, 03:20:32 PM
George, is that a young Kathleen that we see sitting at the far end of the couch??

a more likely candidate(possibly with the multi-housed husband)?

Can somebody ask Falkie about his attendance at Westercon XXV Like why he's elbowing random people in the head

Did he talk to young Dick Hoagland?

Was there any romantic sparks between himself and Mildred Downey (Bubbles) Broxon?

was the whole thing a thinly veiled disguise for a drunken orgy of debauched bacchanalia?

the bumper music should be dumped immediately. It's a financial albatross

It's a sad state of affairs when Falkie made more money off Noory in 30 minutes than Ross and Ashcraft made at DMDN in 3 months combined

is there some unwritten rule that Hoagland doesn't have to do a show if Art doesn't?

are any of the Japanese Sendas a long winded 80s video game hoarder and fast food enthusiast named Michelle/Michael?

the increased electric bill is Kathys fault and has nothing to do with a recently fixed air conditioner set at meat locker temperatures

I've already ordered a 55 gallon tub of Klack in anticipation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgOyHQg5a4

I like expanding my vocabulary but for the life of me I cannot find asmtomically in any dictionary.

Author Jason Colavito
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rips the conmen on Ancient Aliens and America Unearthed a new a-hole after every episode with researched based on primary source material. Also knows about mythology and HP Lovecraft

Guaranteed he will NEVER be asked to be on C2C

Video later?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on October 25, 2015, 05:14:10 PM
It is a small convention and from the video you can see the dealers are shoved off in a hallway. So the dealer are is free and $115 covers the lecture hall.

It's possible he hung around the free area trying to scam/pity/Noory-name-drop/youtube celebrity his way in to the lectures and when that failed, gave up and went home in a huff(all Kathy's fault of course.) The lack of lecturer videos is suspicious

On the plus side at least he exchanged the usual 120 dB bellowing for a more subdued, reverent tone befitting such a prestigious event. Unfortunately the GoPro-strapped-to-a-Jack-Russell-on-meth cinematography persists