Art Bell

[AZ/CO]

me - "Hello Alien Eskimo"
Alien Eskimo - "Hello.  My name is Jess"
me - "I know"

[b_dubb]

REPEAT: I think Snoory is an opportunistic ass.

Get a grip.

I take it the anti depressants aren't working then?

Hugs,

b_dubb

[SciFiAuthor]

he said, and I quote, "If you haven't already done so, get on it! And it will be apparent why."  hmmmmm

Maybe they will combine the subscription of MITD and RCH in the future with a little higher price?

I'm guessing they're adjusting the rates but adding content to the service somehow. Perhaps a 24 hour Hoagcam or something about the weekends. Personally, I'd recommend pay-per-view events such as "Hoagland wrestles a greased baboon" and "Bellgab Survivor: 12 Bellgabbers on an island with only one  bottle of booze, four cigarettes and a sandwich".

[morgana213]

I'm guessing they're adjusting the rates but adding content to the service somehow. Perhaps a 24 hour Hoagcam or something about the weekends. Personally, I'd recommend pay-per-view events such as "Hoagland wrestles a greased baboon" and "Bellgab Survivor: 12 Bellgabbers on an island with only one  bottle of booze, four cigarettes and a sandwich".

Maybe they are going to have archives available of all of the shows on the network for a monthly price.  I listen to Art and RCH primarily, but there are some other show that I like, i.e., Bryan Alverez, Dr. J, Future Theater, Hyperspace, After Dark, Where Did the Road Go, etc. Currently if a show is missed, it takes a lot of effort to find an archive which includes searching on multiple websites.  I wouldn't mind paying a small subscription to have them available in one place. Or maybe it's an announcement that RCH is going to 3 hours.

At any rate, it sounds exciting!

[TigerLily]

Tonight's guest a paranormal professional chocolatier.  Paranormal chocolate. Mmmm my favorite. See, he already read my mind 

[ItsOver]

..."Bellgab Survivor: 12 Bellgabbers on an island with only one  bottle of booze, four cigarettes and a sandwich".

Please tell me Falkie isn't one of the BellGab Dirty Dozen.  How do we end up on this island?  A Hoagland Crusader Cruise with Skipper Jazmunda and an Inuit navigator?  "Hold, hold on Capt. Jazz, I know the Sun is out there somewhere..."

[morgana213]

Tonight's guest a paranormal professional chocolatier.  Paranormal chocolate. Mmmm my favorite. See, he already read my mind

Chocolate from beyond! 

[TigerLily]

He also mentioned that it is recommeded to sign up to be a Time Traveler beforehand...hmmmmm...

Wouldn't it be great if Art got back ownership of all his old shows and added them to the archive? I know highly unlikely but a girl can dream

[TigerLily]

Chocolate from beyond!

Chocolate does have supernatural powers

[morgana213]

Wouldn't it be great if Art got back ownership of all his old shows and added them to the archive? I know highly unlikely but a girl can dream

That. would. be. awesome.  I didn't know about Art and didn't start listening to him until 2013.  I have heard some of his old shows, but I would love to listen to them all!

[ItsOver]

Wouldn't it be great if Art got back ownership of all his old shows and added them to the archive? I know highly unlikely but a girl can dream

It would indeed be a dream come true.  I just don't see the Evil PremRat Empire, with Dork Noory, releasing it's iron grip.

[TigerLily]

Morgana. I already asked to be a Vestal Virgin in Art's cult. With that avatar of yours, you could be our Virgin Queen

[TigerLily]

It would indeed be a dream come true.  I just don't see the Evil PremRat Empire, with Dork Noory, releasing it's iron grip.

The Evil Empire!  Where's Zeebo with his lightsaber when we need him?

[morgana213]

Morgana. I already asked to be a Vestal Virgin in Art's cult. With that avatar of yours, you could be our Virgin Queen

Being Queen would be delightful!    

[SciFiAuthor]

Please tell me Falkie isn't one of the BellGab Dirty Dozen.  How do we end up on this island?  A Hoagland Crusader Cruise with Skipper Jazmunda and an Inuit navigator?  "Hold, hold on Capt. Jazz, I know the Sun is out there somewhere..."

Falkie will be contained on his own island, where spends his time cleaning it but never seems to make any progress. I'm thinking a small plane. That way we can open the show with Art standing around on the island in an immaculate white suit with Hoagland jumping up and down yelling "Ze plane! Ze plane!"

Also working on Bellgab:Apprentice where 12 Bellgabbers compete to become radio hosts. Sort of like Trump, but the contestants get random electrical shocks when they suck.

[PaulAtreides]

How's the dating website working out, Dave?

It must be sucking.  I just received an email inviting me to join.  I declined.  I suspect that any man considering joining should just save the money and continue their relationship with their right hand.

[coaster]

It must be sucking.  I just received an email inviting me to join.  I declined.  I suspect that any man considering joining should just save the money and continue their relationship with their right hand.

Are you a coast insider? If noory and co are sending dating site invites to insiders, that is shady as hell.

[TigerLily]

Being Queen would be delightful!   

All those in favor say "aye"; Aye! The ayes have it, Morgana, Queen of the Vestal Virgins of the Dark

[whoozit]

Are you a coast insider? If noory and co are sending dating site invites to insiders, that is shady as hell.

My Insider subscription hadn't expired yet and I got one of these too:

Dear Coast Insider,

As a dedicated listener and supporter of Coast to Coast AM, I want to present you with a special offer. You may have heard that I recently launched Paranormal Date (http://paranormaldate.com), a great dating service to meet like-minded people, who are interested in C2C-type subjects. While it's free to join, as a Coast Insider, we invite you to use the coupon code INSIDER, to get a substantial discount if you decide to explore Paranormal Date further.

This is a one-time offer, and you will not receive further emails from me in this regard.

Sincerely,
George Noory

[TigerLily]

It must be sucking.  I just received an email inviting me to join.  I declined.  I suspect that any man considering joining should just save the money and continue their relationship with their right hand.

You might get lucky. You might get Annie!

[PaulAtreides]

Hoagie has style.  Hoagie has class.  Casual or formal, he's "got the look."



Shouldn't there be a Hoagie cologne out by now?  Visage de Mars?

Eau de Ceres

[TigerLily]

My Insider subscription hadn't expired yet and I got one of these too:

Dear Coast Insider,

As a dedicated listener and supporter of Coast to Coast AM, I want to present you with a special offer. You may have heard that I recently launched Paranormal Date (http://paranormaldate.com), a great dating service to meet like-minded people, who are interested in C2C-type subjects. While it's free to join, as a Coast Insider, we invite you to use the coupon code INSIDER, to get a substantial discount if you decide to explore Paranormal Date further.

This is a one-time offer, and you will not receive further emails from me in this regard.

Sincerely,
George Noory

Oh this is just too precious. I love it.  We needed some new horrors for the GNS thread

[morgana213]

All those in favor say "aye"; Aye! The ayes have it, Morgana, Queen of the Vestal Virgins of the Dark

All hail Art, we Vestal Virgins of the Dark!  And of course praise MV.   

[PaulAtreides]

Hey!  Where's CST and MST?  Are we discriminating against time zones?  How about Greenwich mean time? 

You know we're not smart enough to figure it out on our own.  Mebee told us so.

Actually, we MST and CST people can figure it out.  It's the idiots on the coasts that require detailed instructions.

[morgana213]

My Insider subscription hadn't expired yet and I got one of these too:

Dear Coast Insider,

As a dedicated listener and supporter of Coast to Coast AM, I want to present you with a special offer. You may have heard that I recently launched Paranormal Date (http://paranormaldate.com), a great dating service to meet like-minded people, who are interested in C2C-type subjects. While it's free to join, as a Coast Insider, we invite you to use the coupon code INSIDER, to get a substantial discount if you decide to explore Paranormal Date further.

This is a one-time offer, and you will not receive further emails from me in this regard.

Sincerely,
George Noory

That is just too disgusting.  Wow, trolling his listeners to support one of his other ventures?  Pretty damn creepy....

[PaulAtreides]

I'm guessing they're adjusting the rates but adding content to the service somehow. Perhaps a 24 hour Hoagcam or something about the weekends. Personally, I'd recommend pay-per-view events such as "Hoagland wrestles a greased baboon" and "Bellgab Survivor: 12 Bellgabbers on an island with only one  bottle of booze, four cigarettes and a sandwich".

Is it a turkey sammich on whole wheat bread?

[ItsOver]

My Insider subscription hadn't expired yet and I got one of these too:

Dear Coast Insider,

As a dedicated listener and supporter of Coast to Coast AM, I want to present you with a special offer. You may have heard that I recently launched Paranormal Date (http://paranormaldate.com), a great dating service to meet like-minded people, who are interested in C2C-type subjects. While it's free to join, as a Coast Insider, we invite you to use the coupon code INSIDER, to get a substantial discount if you decide to explore Paranormal Date further.

This is a one-time offer, and you will not receive further emails from me in this regard.

Sincerely,
George Noory

Ah, yes.  George "I'll do anything for a buck" Noory. 


Jorch has as much shame as he does competence.

[TigerLily]

All hail Art, we Vestal Virgins of the Dark!  And of course praise MV.   

Yes.  MV praised be his name

[SciFiAuthor]

Is it a turkey sammich on whole wheat bread?

It's a hoagie, of course!

[coaster]

My Insider subscription hadn't expired yet and I got one of these too:

Dear Coast Insider,

As a dedicated listener and supporter of Coast to Coast AM, I want to present you with a special offer. You may have heard that I recently launched Paranormal Date (http://paranormaldate.com), a great dating service to meet like-minded people, who are interested in C2C-type subjects. While it's free to join, as a Coast Insider, we invite you to use the coupon code INSIDER, to get a substantial discount if you decide to explore Paranormal Date further.

This is a one-time offer, and you will not receive further emails from me in this regard.

Sincerely,
George Noory

Puke.