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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Ughh.  Not that other scam artist, Joshua Pee Warren.  He always has some new angle that he makes up on the fly.  If Warren was the only "investigator"  to bring back evidence for all things paranormal, I wouldn't believe any of it.  He's a perfect guest for Jorch's show.  Birds of a feather flock together.

Juan Cena

Quote from: albrecht on July 07, 2017, 10:19:25 PM
Most say it was the coal/steel agreement ECSC that was the foundation for the evil EU globalist machinations and schemes but, really, it was the "grandprix" and later "Eurovision" song contest crap, me thinks. Giving the worst of pop music, leeming-like viewing, and cultural mixing and less use of local languages. Then again, it did give us ABBA and much bumper music for Art, so not all bad?

You mock Eurovision, heathen?

Trust me, Eurovision doesn't need your help in that area!

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 07, 2017, 10:25:36 PM
You mock Eurovision, heathen?

Trust me, Eurovision doesn't need your help in that area!

The best Eurovision song was this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4


Quote from: Juan Cena on July 07, 2017, 10:29:05 PM
Yeah, but that's a given.

LOL.  True.  Nice to see ya, Juan.  :D Loving this weather we're having now in GA.  ::) :P  I'm sick and tired of rain and humidity every freaking day. >:(

I swear some day I'm going to retire to somewhere where it is drier in the summer.  Utah , Colorado or maybe Arizona.  New England is a possibility too.

Dateline

A source has revealed to me that to have lunch with Norry is $100.00.  I am not hungry.

albrecht

Quote from: Dateline on July 07, 2017, 10:40:54 PM
A source has revealed to me that to have lunch with Norry is $100.00.  I am not hungry.
Even if a free glass of tap water, for his friends, and maybe a "drop in" guest, like Catherine Austin Fitts, at some "Great Greek" restaurant if you pay for a Norry dinner event?

Juan Cena

It's always nice to tune in and hear Dave licking Putin's junk again.

It figures that the first time there's a real "conspiracy" Dave and the other conspiracy spanks deny it.

CozyRozie

Quote from: Juan Cena on July 07, 2017, 11:14:50 PM
It's always nice to tune in and hear Dave licking Putin's junk again.

It figures that the first time there's a real "conspiracy" Dave and the other conspiracy spanks deny it.

do you have solid 100% proofs of it ,..or you just pulling that from your ass ??  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 07, 2017, 10:20:57 PM
Ughh.  Not that other scam artist, Joshua Pee Warren.  ...

Jay Pee Dub is reminiscing about the 'experiment' where George transmitted his message the cosmos.  Can we use the 'wishing machine' to take that one back?

Quote from: zeebo on July 07, 2017, 11:31:53 PM
Jay Pee Dub is reminiscing about the 'experiment' where George transmitted his message the cosmos.  Can we use the 'wishing machine' to take that one back?

Pee Dub, I like it!!   ;D

Well I'd join y'all for the suckfest but I have no tolerance for Pee Dub.  So on to the movies.

Juan Cena

I'm pretty sure "charging your wand" on a public beach will get you put on a sexual predator's list.

Juan Cena

Dang it, Dave brought up Rods! I was planning to call in and ask about that! 😤😾

AvDaBr

Rods are such a reach even JP discounts them as a phenomenon.

Quote from: Dateline on July 07, 2017, 10:40:54 PM
A source has revealed to me that to have lunch with Norry is $100.00.  I am not hungry.

Does that cover lunch or is the food extra?

zeebo

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 07, 2017, 11:55:05 PM
Does that cover lunch or is the food extra?

You get all the water you can drink plus free toothpicks.

ShayP

Quote from: zeebo on July 08, 2017, 12:14:50 AM
You get all the water you can drink plus free toothpicks.

Plus you can steal the sugar packets and salt & pepper shakers if you wish. 

ShayP

I really was trying to sleep.  God help me.  I'm my own worst enemy.  ;D

ShayP

Did J. Pee Warren mention his wishing machine?

Dateline

The $100.00 for lunch with Norry is the Brown Bag Special.

For $50.00 you get a dumpster dive after lunch, and pic with Norry set against the backdrop of Wagger and Downhouser Enterprises. 

ShayP

Oh please go to his website.

http://www.joshuapwarren.com/

Check out the Para-Cymatics.  Just scroll down just a little.  You'll find this gem:

These can also be placed onto the input plate of WISHING MACHINES!

Hahaha!  I hate him.

zeebo

Quote from: ShayP on July 08, 2017, 12:17:52 AM
Plus you can steal the sugar packets and salt & pepper shakers if you wish.

On chinese food nite, you get two pairs of chopsticks, which lined up look like 11:11.

Dateline

Quote from: zeebo on July 08, 2017, 12:28:14 AM
On chinese food nite, you get two pairs of chopsticks, which lined up look like 11:11.

If this were Facebook, I would give this a like.

CozyRozie

Quote from: ShayP on July 08, 2017, 12:26:56 AM
Oh please go to his website.

http://www.joshuapwarren.com/

Check out the Para-Cymatics.  Just scroll down just a little.  You'll find this gem:

These can also be placed onto the input plate of WISHING MACHINES!

Hahaha!  I hate him.

Now there is two people who hate this scammer, f*cking ripOff artist

AvDaBr

Quote from: Dateline on July 08, 2017, 12:25:09 AM
The $100.00 for lunch with Norry is the Brown Bag Special.

For $50.00 you get a dumpster dive after lunch, and pic with Norry set against the backdrop of Wagger and Downhouser Enterprises.

Why fork over the $50 when you can take five dumpster dives weekly with him, and only at the expense of your better judgement and dignity?

AvDaBr

Quote from: zeebo on July 08, 2017, 12:28:14 AM
On chinese food nite, you get two pairs of chopsticks, which lined up look like 11:11.
;D

ShayP

Let your fingers do the rocking ~ George Noory

ShayP

Oooo...Noory's getting into how his mother was saved.

ShayP

Quote from: ShayP on July 08, 2017, 01:11:14 AM
Oooo...Noory's getting into how his mother was saved.

Ugh.  It's not even worth repeating that lame and probably fake story.  :P

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