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Started by Dateline, December 30, 2017, 10:50:32 AM

Jojo

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 02:14:36 PM
if you ever want to make money off of well-heeled, trust fund hipsters, just invent a product of some sort that somehow meshes beer, preferably "craft beer" or some stupid shit, with whatever stupid brainless jewish popculture nonsense is popular at the time. you'll be flush with cash in no time and not have to worry about anything financially for the rest of your life. this is some truth that gnooryblows is sharing with you.
Hip hop happy mood altering sun-kissed dandelion beer.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on December 30, 2017, 02:16:46 PM
I have a quasi-great aunt who does that.  Fingernails all black.  Then she cooks dinner!  Hilarious.  She couldn't wash up if she wanted to, since her niece steals the soap out of spite.  Auntie survived the Great Depression and no one is ever going to forget it.  She'll cut her own hard working fingers off before she softens potatoes in the microwave to slice easier.  I keep trying to microwave them a minute or two before she kills herself cutting them, but detection apprehension is high.  Then she moans all night because her hands hurt, lol.

Jojo, your posts are sometimes like reading parts of a Steinbeck novel...maybe even Vonegut. ;D

gnooryblows

Quote from: Jojo on December 30, 2017, 02:16:46 PM
I have a quasi-great aunt who does that.  Fingernails all black.  Then she cooks dinner!  Hilarious.  She couldn't wash up if she wanted to, since her niece steals the soap out of spite.  Auntie survived the Great Depression and no one is ever going to forget it.  She'll cut her own hard working fingers off before she softens potatoes in the microwave to slice easier.  I keep trying to microwave them a minute or two before she kills herself cutting them, but detection apprehension is high.  Then she moans all night because her hands hurt, lol.

when will you ever say something of any value or merit. oh wait, that's right, never.

gnooryblows

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 30, 2017, 02:21:48 PM
Jojo, your posts are sometimes like reading parts of a Steinbeck novel...maybe even Vonegut. ;D

i was actually thinking the same thing about steinbeck, that's really funny. like no joke i was literally thinking exactly the same. i couldn't help but think of the grapes of wrath when i read that. except that jojo is a braindamage loser so it's like reading a braindamaged loser john steinbeck.


Jojo

Where do you get all those bottle caps?

Is it possible your girlfriend died a Christian?  Contrary to popular belief, there is marriage in Heaven.  Maybe God could get her back for you.  Here is an article by (I think) a husband-wife team which argues that existing marriages will be honored in Heaven, although the act of marriage and weddings will only happen between God and the church.

The author wanders a little, giving a lot of space to a counter-argument so I got confused but the main thesis is that yes, married couples will stay married in Heaven.  Isn't that nice!

Even though you weren't married, if she ascends to heaven after Judgement Day, she could spend eternity with you.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on December 30, 2017, 03:11:53 PM
Where do you get all those bottle caps?

Is it possible your girlfriend died a Christian?  Contrary to popular belief, there is marriage in Heaven.  Maybe God could get her back for you.  Here is an article by (I think) a husband-wife team which argues that existing marriages will be honored in Heaven, although the act of marriage and weddings will only happen between God and the church.

The author wanders a little, giving a lot of space to a counter-argument so I got confused but the main thesis is that yes, married couples will stay married in Heaven.  Isn't that nice!

Even though you weren't married, if she ascends to heaven after Judgement Day, she could spend eternity with you.

Jojo, for a lot of men that's the very definition of hell.  ;)

Jojo

Quote from: GravitySucks on December 30, 2017, 02:36:26 PM
Laced with saffron
Oh that's great!  I can see the blood orange and yellow labels now.  I guess the patent goes to MV...

Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 30, 2017, 03:14:21 PM
Jojo, for a lot of men that's the very definition of hell.  ;)
I heard about those guys, the "Red Pill" men!

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on December 30, 2017, 03:16:55 PM
I heard about those guys, the "Red Pill" men!

I'm pretty sure they come in all colors.

Jojo

Quote from: Jojo on December 30, 2017, 03:11:53 PM
Where do you get all those bottle caps?

Is it possible your girlfriend died a Christian?  Contrary to popular belief, there is marriage in Heaven.  Maybe God could get her back for you.  Here is an article by (I think) a husband-wife team which argues that existing marriages will be honored in Heaven, although the act of marriage and weddings will only happen between God and the church.

The author wanders a little, giving a lot of space to a counter-argument so I got confused but the main thesis is that yes, married couples will stay married in Heaven.  Isn't that nice!

Even though you weren't married, if she ascends to heaven after Judgement Day, she could spend eternity with you.
https://leewoof.org/2017/01/12/didnt-jesus-say-theres-no-marriage-in-heaven/. There is the c-i-t-a-t-i-o-n.

Jojo

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 12:38:54 PM
also they didn't "flee germany because of the holocaust". if that's what they told you, then they lied. because "the holocaust", as it supposedly happened, was a secret plan. it was a conspiracy theory. it was never public. it was never a part of what was being publicly told to people. jews were being rounded up and put in camps the same way the US put japs in camps. nobody ever said they "hahahaha yeah we're murdering them durrrrrr" for obvious reasons. so if they told you "we fled because of the holocaust" then they were fucking bullshitting you. they may have fled because they didn't like hitlers socialist and authoritarian policies, as MANY germany didn't (jew and non jew alike) and they may have fled because of some of the anti-jewish legislation that was being passed, sure. but they didn't flea "because of muh holocaust" like it was some thing that was advertized to everyone and that they knew about. lies like this are so typical of the jews.
Okay that does make sense.  Their schools were getting shot up and their fathers were dying.

Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 30, 2017, 02:21:48 PM
Jojo, your posts are sometimes like reading parts of a Steinbeck novel...maybe even Vonegut. ;D
Thanks. 

Chrome is acting funny.  I did a factory reset, but still only get one tab.

It was a rough holiday.  The Depression survivors had this house so lit up in holiday lights that we blew an outlet out.  But they won't leave a door open 5 sec because of heat loss...    Anyhow, so an electrical problem stopped the Internet for days, including Christmas.  Then MV gaves us all DTs.  Then the car was in the shop.  Then a 9-hour killer backache.  I think I can rest now.  Thanks for the party.

To Whom It  May Concern: I'm female, born female, straight lady.  Although a bit less of a lady each year lately (I wonder if that's what Gblow meant in that other thread, male menopause?)

I checked on Diary of Anne Frank.  Chrome isn't behaving, but at a glance I saw lawsuits over it.  Hmmm.


Swishypants

This is what Christmas at JoJo's transvestite house of slaughter looked like.

https://youtu.be/Bi8obKLsc9A?t=1m10s

gnooryblows

Quote from: Jojo on December 30, 2017, 03:11:53 PM
Where do you get all those bottle caps?

Is it possible your girlfriend died a Christian?  Contrary to popular belief, there is marriage in Heaven.  Maybe God could get her back for you.  Here is an article by (I think) a husband-wife team which argues that existing marriages will be honored in Heaven, although the act of marriage and weddings will only happen between God and the church.

The author wanders a little, giving a lot of space to a counter-argument so I got confused but the main thesis is that yes, married couples will stay married in Heaven.  Isn't that nice!

Even though you weren't married, if she ascends to heaven after Judgement Day, she could spend eternity with you.

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SUCH ROTTEN PIECES OF SHIT. YOU SELL BULLSHIT AND SENTIMENTAL HORSESHIT BECAUSE YOU NEED IT TO MAKE THE WORLD MORE PALATABLE FOR YOURSELF. YOU DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HOW UNTRUE IT IS. YOU JUST SELL YOUR FUCKING DELUSIONS AND FANTASIES AND CONVINCE YOUR SICK SELF THAT ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT ON YOUR SHIT IS WRONG AND EVIL AND BENEATH YOU AND THAT YOU ARE SOMEHOW MORE ENLIGHTENED THAN THEM.

OMFG YOU DELUSIONAL FUCKING RETARD. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE BEING SO SICK AS TO PLAY ON PEOPLES EMOTIONS LIKE THAT. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND SOME "MEDIUM" THAT CLAIMS TO TALK TO THE DEAD, AND SCAMS GRIEVING FAMILY MEMBERS OUT OF THIER SAVINGS IN HOPES OF COMMUNICATING WITH THEIR DEAD LOVED ONES? YOU ALL DO THE SAME SHIT. YOU'RE ALL THE SAME SOCIOPATH. THEIR CURRENCY IS MONETARY YOURS IS EMOTIONAL AND EGOTISTICAL. THAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE AND IT'S NOT A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE.


gnooryblows

people like jojo shamelessly traffic in emotions and empty promises from their ideologies, all to satiate their own delusions. our society gives them such leeway. it cuts them slack every time they do. i guess because most are too dumb to see the true deep blue evil they are engaged in. most people fall for manipulations. they do it all to satiate their own personal emotional needs. people like jojo see the world as a scary and frightening place, so they have to lie to themselves and delude themselves to try and make it seem more pleasant. that would be fine, but they're not content to keep it to themselves. they always have to try to vehemently push their shameless delusions on you and the rest of the world too. all to make it feel more real to them.

Swishypants

JoJo is a tranny train-wreck. It's an "IT" not a human being.

gnooryblows

Quote from: Swishypants on December 30, 2017, 05:11:53 PM
JoJo is a tranny train-wreck. It's an "IT" not a human being.

this is the truth, it constantly refuses to comment on its sexuality and gender identity but its clear from its comment history that it has some major issues with those things

Swishypants

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 05:12:48 PM
this is the truth, it constantly refuses to comment on its sexuality and gender identity but its clear from its comment history that it has some major issues with those things

It's a FUCKIN' DUDE! Kinda! It works out, trying to tighten up it's blown-out asshole and rapes Hobo's in the park!

gnooryblows

Quote from: Swishypants on December 30, 2017, 05:13:56 PM
It's a FUCKIN' DUDE! Kinda! It works out, trying to tighten up it's blown-out asshole and rapes Hobo's in the park!

lol i have been a hobo in the park before

Swishypants

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 05:14:51 PM
lol i have been a hobo in the park before

That's why it wants to make you its' Berlfriend!

gnooryblows

Quote from: Swishypants on December 30, 2017, 05:15:52 PM
That's why it wants to make you it's Berlfriend!

maybe. i gotta protect my pudding from It.

Swishypants

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 05:16:22 PM
maybe. i gotta protect my pudding from It.

It's one of those things that had weird overly religious parents that drank a lot and has a house with fuckin' weird cooking smells! The towns people need to burn that shit out before it lays eggs!

gnooryblows

Quote from: Swishypants on December 30, 2017, 05:17:44 PM
It's one of those things that had weird overly religious parents that drank a lot and has a house with fuckin' weird cooking smells! The towns people need to burn that shit out before it lays eggs!

yes and now that its older it has developed a really weird, convoluted relationship between its sexuality, its politics and its "religion". i'm certain. i have alway suspected this about it. it needs to "transition" into a successful suicide victim. for the good of the planet.

Swishypants

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 05:20:34 PM
yes and now that its older it has developed a really weird, convoluted relationship between its sexuality, its politics and its "religion". i'm certain. i have alway suspected this about it. it needs to "transition" into a successful suicide victim. for the good of the planet.

Everytime it posts I imagine the distinct smell of ant poison for some reason. Tingly and death laiden.

gnooryblows

Quote from: gnooryblows on December 30, 2017, 05:20:34 PM
yes and now that its older it has developed a really weird, convoluted relationship between its sexuality, its politics and its "religion". i'm certain. i have alway suspected this about it. it needs to "transition" into a successful suicide victim. for the good of the planet.

people like this either develop stockholm syndrome feelings towards their religion, and they rationalize and make excuses for all of the bad parts of it (as jojo does, look at the christmas tree thread) or they become hardcore atheist SJWs. it's impossible for them to just accept the situation for what it is. its impossible for them to just cool it a little bit. they're too wrapped up in their sexuality as part of their identity.

gnooryblows

Quote from: Swishypants on December 30, 2017, 05:21:38 PM
Everytime it posts I imagine the distinct smell of ant poison for some reason. Tingly and death laiden.

i imagine a one room apartment, with dildos, albuterol inhalers and female hormone pills strewn about. male and female clothing thrown everywhere. unwashed. maybe a cat or two. takeout boxes everywhere. and a sad he/she/it creature curled up on the couch in the fetal position, rocking gently back and forth, muttering to itself "i am a REAL girl. i am a REAL girl!"

Swishypants

Massive loads of CUM! The endorphin rush! Sex! Death! Sex! Death! Fuck! KILL! Fuck! KILL! KILL! KIIIIIILLLLL!!!

Swishypants

JoJo just needs to be sprayed in the face with liquid dopamine every 20mins.

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