WORKSHOP for FAILED CALLERS (Is this you?)

[Theodoric]

Well it seems like there is a 30 second delay. I'm on right now.

HOLY FUCK, I WAS ON AIR. I fucked up so bad and didn't have any idea what I was saying, but did you guys hear "coastgab.com?" I was in the middle of talking and didn't know if it came on.

Well I was skipping through trying to find it. And for some reason I was trying to listen for some young girl haha. But I realize you must be Daniel from Washington, congratulations. FYI everyone he is the first caller. I love hearing your surreal realization your on the air and you tell George "its great to be here". Well done you not only made 100 dollars but you made Coast Gab history.

[Art]

Dan Asks Why Colonize Mars?

haha

[Agent : Orange]

Dan Asks Why Colonize Mars?

haha

Oh man that is SWEET.

[Morgus]

Good plug for coastgab.com
Even better though would have been to say you were debating with other "haters" over at coastgab.com, that might have given Noory a clue.

[Frys Girl]

Good plug for coastgab.com
Even better though would have been to say you were debating with other "haters" over at coastgab.com, that might have given Noory a clue.

I'll get a Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks giftcard for the man or woman who does this. Clearly say something about the haters. I hate tyrants. Sic Semper Tyrannis lol

[texaskdog]

If not for failed callers Noory wouldnt have any callers at all

[Morgus]

Noory may not have recognized the name coastgab.com and may only know of this site by its original name: georgenoorysucks.com (which still works and redirects here  )

If the original site name was used, bet he would have hit his big red delay button right away?

[Frys Girl]

Noory may not have recognized the name coastgab.com and may only know of this site by its original name: georgenoorysucks.com
If the original site name was used, bet he would have hit his big red delay button right away?

I bet you while the nukular engineer was discussing Mars aka "the new world" (Christopher Columbus would be so jealous!!), George went www.koastgab.com
George loves distractions from these interviews.

[MV/Liberace!]

George went www.koastgab.com

damn... you're probably right.

Sent from my Droid X.

[DanDan]

Dan Asks Why Colonize Mars?

haha

Art, you fiendish fart.

[Agent : Orange]

Art, you fiendish fart.

So where are you going to spend your $100?

[BobGrau]

So where are you going to spend your $100?

wait a minute! 10% of that is going to the mormons?!?

[BobGrau]

wait a minute! 10% of that is going to the mormons?!?

I'm feeling slightly guilty for saying this now. Just my wee joke.

[The General]

I'm feeling slightly guilty for saying this now. Just my wee joke.

It was the hardest I've laughed for a while.

[DanDan]

Lulz, yes, I'll only spend $90 of it.

It'll probably go to my all-important vidja gaem fund. Or nausea treatment for those late nights Monday through Friday.

[Agent : Orange]

lulz

[Avi]

For DanDan and his achievement:


"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy

Bonus! Features the iconic Mormon, Donny Osmond, bustin' a move. Lulz to the second power. So, which is it, Kirk or Picard?

[BobGrau]

dan, take us through the whole process - when you called, what did the screener ask you, stuff like that. was it the wonderful tommmmeeeeeeee?


The Fall w/Coldcut - Telephone Thing

[Theodoric]

Oh my.... You actually did it again. Open lines last hour 29 minutes in the last hour. Called as "Antonio" you sly devil. I am in disbelief and you actually made George acknowledge what you said! Well done again.

[DanDan]

I was thinking of pseudonyming into "Rodrick III" or something, but decided something a little more inconspicuous. :>

It's actually really easy to get on. Just continue calling until you hear the phone actually ringing and the screener picks up. Answer his "what's your name; where are you from?," and you're on.

Last night, though, they kinda seemed desperate for callers right before I went on.

[anagrammy]

I was thinking of pseudonyming into "Rodrick III" or something, but decided something a little more inconspicuous. :>

It's actually really easy to get on. Just continue calling until you hear the phone actually ringing and the screener picks up. Answer his "what's your name; where are you from?," and you're on.

Last night, though, they kinda seemed desperate for callers right before I went on.

HOT DAMN, Dan-Dan you da MAN!!!  Too bad MV called off the reward--you could have had a regular part-time job.  Any noticeable bump, MV?

Anagrammy, Dan-Dan-Fan

[BobGrau]

I was thinking of pseudonyming into "Rodrick III" or something, but decided something a little more inconspicuous. :>

It's actually really easy to get on. Just continue calling until you hear the phone actually ringing and the screener picks up. Answer his "what's your name; where are you from?," and you're on.

Last night, though, they kinda seemed desperate for callers right before I went on.

lol. I just listened to "Dantonio"'s call - yeah there was a lot of waffle before that about upcoming shows etc. (what's this shit about 'we've got a live show for you on such and such a night'? I thought every show was live) a decent host would've at least recapped what they'd been talking about previously in the evening.

I notice he didn't seem too fazed by the mention of coastgab - forgotten already, george? Or do they reset your programming every night?

[The General]

HOT DAMN, Dan-Dan you da MAN!!!  Too bad MV called off the reward--you could have had a regular part-time job.  Any noticeable bump, MV?

Anagrammy, Dan-Dan-Fan

I'd like to hear it.  Nice work DanDan.

[Theodoric]

lol. I just listened to "Dantonio"'s call - yeah there was a lot of waffle before that about upcoming shows etc. (what's this shit about 'we've got a live show for you on such and such a night'? I thought every show was live) a decent host would've at least recapped what they'd been talking about previously in the evening.

I notice he didn't seem too fazed by the mention of coastgab - forgotten already, george? Or do they reset your programming every night?

I really believe George's response is testament to his lack of consideration as a interviewer. However in trying to give him some excuse I just picture a circus in front of him in his studio. Being bombarded with messages and reminders or youtube  / googling himself/ and turmeric porn. Either way it would be loads of fun to play the interviewer with George and turn it into a small debate over the air if someone called. Just asking about some of his beliefs that contradict each other from night to night. I still hold on to little hope that he learns to take sincere interest in things but I guess I agree with most of you that there seems to be no hope with him he is constantly reminded how amazing he is as a host and therefore needs no room for improvement. I guess I understand this is the problem George vs. Art, Art made the show because he was interested and George took over the show because it moved him up in his broadcasting career.

[Morgus]

its obvious noory isn't clued into the current name of this site (coastgab) so he just thinks it refers to coastees gabbing or something.
next time try the original url name: georgenoorysucks.com which still redirects to here.
noory might react to that one and give a shoutout to those he calls "haters"

[Agent : Orange]

No way, keep it on the DL so it doesn't set off any alarms and keep plugging the site in the meantime

[anagrammy]

its obvious noory isn't clued into the current name of this site (coastgab) so he just thinks it refers to coastees gabbing or something.
next time try the original url name: georgenoorysucks.com which still redirects to here.
noory might react to that one and give a shoutout to those he calls "haters"

Bad idea, let's keep our roots under the radar so we can keep going.

Ana

[Morgus]

I notice he didn't seem too fazed by the mention of coastgab - forgotten already, george?

thats why you would have to mention the original URl to get a reaction from noory.
that would be lots of fun wouldn't it? 
if you want to drag it on really long, then each call add a little additional hint like mention haters or something.

If mentioning "coastgab" on the air is worth $100
how much should mentioning "georgenoorysucks.com" be worth? $1000?
probably at least 10x harder, so it might be worth a shot. 

[b_dubb]

good luck getting 'georgenoorysucks.com' out before you're cut off

[MV/Liberace!]

If mentioning "coastgab" on the air is worth $100
how much should mentioning "georgenoorysucks.com" be worth? $1000?
probably at least 10x harder, so it might be worth a shot. 

i've already mentioned it elsewhere, but i want to be sure that everyone knows i've called off the $100 plug reward.  dandan will be our first and only winner.  reasons:  1) it's apparently far easier to get on the air than i'd estimated, 2) it hasn't drastically affected traffic to the site and, perhaps the most important reason, 3) i'm not rich.


dandan, i promise to get your money order in the mail tomorrow.  you rock.


anyone have audio of the latest salvo?