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Quote from: Centurion73 on January 04, 2009, 04:23:26 PM
Dude I made that up about Bono but not about super hero comic deacon Punnett being off, maybe he will enjoy himself and never come back on.

Super Hero Comic Deacon...huh...wish I'd thought of that one.

Quote from: Centurion73 on January 04, 2009, 08:55:39 AM
I feel your pain

HOLD IT!   Didn't Bill Clinton say that?

Quotethe radio Gods have smiled upon you for your suffering. Ian the self flagellating for all to hear, the overworked one show a week guy, will be off next weekend bad news is he will play the Sony Bono show again, hahahhaha.

Oh Lordy Oh Lordy...then there really is a Radio God...a repeat of the Sonny Bonehead Show, one of my All-Time Favorites![barfing blood and everything I've eaten for the last week]

Speaking of Sonny Bonehead, did you every see this guy in action on C-Span while he was in Congress? Talk about being out of ones element, this guy had less on the ball than Snorry, hard to believe I know but this guy was totally lost like the mushrooms and pot had taken over his logic, not to mention his super tailored silk suits, 10 pounds of gold hanging all over his wrists and fingers, he looked like he just left the Disco.

Quote from: Centurion73 on January 03, 2009, 10:02:39 PM
to see if Noory got a clue and somehow grew a brain

Nothings gonna happen with Snorry or the Weasel until they are both subjected to some SERIOUS GENETIC ALTERATION!!!

My God why hast thou forsaken me and put the "I'am-a Punfart" on for 3 nights in a row, talk about Burnout!

What it all really comes down to in the end is we have Two Mindless Idiots occupying an enormous amount of bandwidth of Latenight Radio and they both SUCK! One of these fools is the "King of Suck" and the other is the "Suck of Suck", my question is who gets which title. It's obvious Premier is the "Suckor" and the two misfits are the "Suckee's". The only people that fail to fall on the same level as these two "Suckee's" are Art Bell and George Knapp.

Whats with "I'am Punfartbuttboy"  doing the psychic stuff, aren't psychics the messengers of the DEVIL??? Doe's God like what you're doing??? He's gonna whip your fat little ass when you reach those Pearly Gates Boy!!! So is he trying to prove his worth to Premier for throwing guests off and arguing with them if they didn't kiss the Plastic Baby Jesus Statue on the air? I see an image change for this fat little weasel in hopes of Snorry getting his own TV Show (we all know that ain't gonna happen) and leaving C2C and to suck the limelight from Knapp's splendid performances on the show. Hell...all Knapp has to do is just show up for work...lol

I haven't listened to any of his Broadcast Garbage and very little of Snoorys, thank God for Streamlink so I can cull through this crap radio show.

Great...I see this fat little weasel is doing the Jan 1 and 2 shows, one is on predictions. I'm gonna call in and predict that Obamfart announces that he's the Real Jesus and Mesiah and save all our asses from this global economic mess we're in.

Hell...why don't they just give us a guest host (refreshing) instead of dragging us through this idiots diatribe. http://www.jesussucks.com/

Quote from: broruss on December 24, 2008, 08:46:19 PMGeorge mentioned that his daughter had just had a baby, and that the little newborn looked "just like a little spider monkey". This was when my image of George as an utter and complete tool was solidified.   

Now that you mention that I remember that as well. Now that opens up a whole new subject and leaves these questions to be answered, is George's daughter married to a Spider Monkey?, or was George's ex-wife a Spider Monkey?, or is the Spider Monkey Gene Inherent in the Snorry Gene Pool. I'll bet the forensics experts would have a nightmare disassembling the DNA in that family, they might even find some farm animals in there, was George ever on a farm? Hopefully he was never at Loch Ness.

Quote from: EvB on December 24, 2008, 02:44:00 AM
QFT

Honestly - he just pulls the oddest stuff out of his ass.  I listened to a few minutes of a show of his a few days ago.  His guest actually responded one of these idiotic statements with "Oh you're so CUTE!"

I did, truly, laugh out loud.

It's too bad they don't put someone in that booth with him to Bitch Slap his ass across the room when he starts that BS...well then as many times as he's done it he be dead by now.

I'm so Thrilled he's going to be on Christmas Eve and Day for All of Us...like he was blessing us.  I wonder whats with Ian Punfartybutt doing Open Lines again on a Friday, Open Lines is a bad deal for this nutjob, it opens conversation for his wacko religious beliefs.

Quote from: Pirate King Atomsk on December 24, 2008, 03:34:08 AM
Ooh. Sounds like Noory got him some action that night.



Oh yeeaahhhhh.

Now I would be embarrassed as hell to have a photo of myself and George being passed around anywhere. As far as "action" goes, I'd bet he hasn't been laid in years, unless of course when he goes to LA and Trolls for Hookers on Sunset Strip. Not to say this woman is a Hooker but she might be Legally Blind and either on drugs or mentally challenged.

I doubt if a night goes by on C2C that Snoory doesn't unknowingly make a fool of himself by his "I THINK" statements, repeating what the guest had just said, second guessing the guest only to be wrong. It's gotten to the point to where he isn't just a bad interviewer...he's just Plain Stupid! This guy is just Plain Stupid and that's a plain fact just as I'm writing this. He might have a contract but you can be sure he doesn't make spit for a wage, there just isn't anyway any network or whatever could pay high dollar for the regurgitated drivel and the self embellishment Noory attempts to challenge our logic with. This fool knows in his subconscious mind as well as his conscious mind he is not a bright person at all. When they say "Likes" attract, this is made very clear with the callers to the show, most of them operate at Snoorys lower level of consciousness unlike Art Bell the other night who did have a much more intelligent caller base. What I used to find amusing during the show is Noory providing all these fresh facts, needless to say he or his producer are always pumping Google for all the quick answers to give Snoory a more intelligent image, good luck there, it just makes him look more stupid. My God it goes without saying that between the stupidity of Noory and the Religious Wacko Mindset of Ian "The Weasel" Punbuttfart they have ruined this show. I can't help but feel when I see Bell or Knapp scheduled for a show it's Celebration Time.

Quote from: Centurion73 on December 20, 2008, 06:05:20 AM
Vomit bags should be provided for this! My friend the esteemed vhas provided this link to the new web page. Disclaimer: View at own risk as the site of Noory has been know to produce projectile vomiting, viewer discretion is advised.

premiereradio.com/sweeps/coastpreview/index.html

BARF...more than vomit bags are needed. Snoory probably wanted his Ugly Face on the webpage for more recognition...bet this pisses Punfart off...lol  No matter how you slice it, Snoory is one ugly dude. 

Quote from: EvB on December 19, 2008, 10:02:45 AM
Art did say the last time he was on that he'd gotten out of the market quite a while ago - still - market forces effect us all.

I remember that as well, the only reason I mentioned that was he seemed quite stressed during the first hour. He like so many had gotten back into the market thinking the panic had passed or for quick profits. No matter how you slice it money won't mean a whole lot if everything goes in the toilet. Shelter, heat and food will mean everything.

"Tonight, Art Bell will be joined by financial advisor Catherine Austin Fitts for a discussion on the economy. In the first hour, trends analyst Gerald Celente announces his trends for 2009."

I'd be willing to bet Art dumped the guests doing Ghosts and EVP and instead he put Celente and Fitts on for a RARE INTELLIGENT INTERVIEW on C2C for a change. When Snorry interviews these people he has to talk about himself and of course his famous words just full of wisdom "I THINK"...lol Think what this show would be like if he could really THINK!

Anyway, I think Art had these people on for some serious in depth questioning on the economy, not for just the audience but for himself as well. I'd also be willing to bet Art is heavily invested somewhere in the markets, during the first hour especially you could hear the stress in his voice and I've never detected this before in the 15 years or more I've listened to this program.

Hypothetical....What if everything goes in the toilet including C2C because of the lack of sponsor support and people getting bored to hell with Snorry and Punfart...what you do then is go back to what has proven to work and thats Art Bell.

Speaking of websites...I thought for awhile this one was shut down by the forces that be. I remember well the comment/reviews area on Amazon.com on Noory's first book. In there were a ton of people who were unmerciful in bashing his book, I mean to tell you they screwed him so deep he and his book were headed for The Biggest Black Hole in the Universe. So after a few months I went back to see how many more had beat him up and noticed all the reviews had been Deleted...heh heh heh. Must be Snorry got a Lawyer after Amazon. So then when it went to paperback the bad reviews started coming in again...the truth will out! Haven't been back in a few weeks but Ole Georgie Boy I'm sure will hire another Lawyer (if thats what he did) and get them expunged again.

I don't know if I mentioned this before but some of you may remember when Snorry would mention his aunt Shahica (whatever her name was and his only claim to fame), the psychic, he always hinted that she was famous and worked on some secret classified crap and that she died with a electric radio in her bathtub with her, like it may have been a hit from the darker forces like the Illuminati (barf). Anyway he would always never fail to mention or hint that his aunt had a love affair with Ingo Swann whenever his name would come up. (this is where it gets good) After getting bored with his aunt/Ingo dissertation I felt compelled to email Snorry and the producers of C2C that Ingo was a confirmed homosexual...WOW...never heard another peep out of Snorry on that B.S. Made-Up Tale again. This Idiot is so full of himself it's pathetic, if he talks to anyone famous he tells everyone he's best friends with them, he's gotta be the Biggest Name Dropper in Radio Talk Show History! What a Phoney!

Quote from: EvB on December 13, 2008, 10:36:37 PM
AH!  Well now this one I DID hear and this, I think, will show a major difference in your and my POV.  I think Quayle was pandering the usual and ever-popular doom and gloom - and Punnett was asking him to have a diologe - which, Quayle, used to George's toady ways - was completely unwilling, and in fact IMHO, unable to do.

Ya...Ok...lol 

QuoteIan did applogize - after Quayle, (I'm guessing here) went crying to the powers that be becuase he was actually challnged (HORRORS!) - for me and mine - it was completly unessisary.  I did and do applaud Ian's willingness to challenge "The Great and Powerful Quayle" 

I'll have to go backand see...I don't remember any apology

Quote"Worse than any science fiction anyone, anywhere could imagine"  ?!?!??!!  PUH-LEEZE!!!

Whats a bitch is when all the "doom and gloom" comes to fruition...got a job yet?...read the newpapers?...hows the 401k...still got it?...what happened in Iceland?...whats goin on in Greece tonite?...the Feds have closed 25 Banks this year so far...have they closed yours yet? Try this link on for size http://www.reuters.com/article/InvestmentOutlook09/idUSTRE4BA5CO20081211

If that doesn't get it done for ya try this one http://www.urbansurvival.com/week.htm

QuoteTell me - are you also a disciple of Majorette Dames?

Spare me...cant you do better than that.

Quote from: EvB on December 12, 2008, 07:21:50 PM
Never heard anything like that - but then I'm not one who listens to every word.

Most people here know that I'm a defender of (almost) all things Punnett - so forgive me when I say I think you've gone way off the deep end here.  Let me know if you need a life raft.

Deep end? Not Hardly. I'm a streamlink subscriber and get every show downloaded every morning and listen to them all. The only exception to this is I don't even bother with your boy Punfart anymore because of his boring sense of humor and personality, unless of course the producers screw up and give him a good guest to interview. The first time I head Punfart screw up an interview was when he was interviewing a guy who authored a book on how to circumvent the law on a particular issue. Punfairy just beat this guy up on the air, trashed his book and him, it was dispicable and little if nothing at all was learned from the guest and his message. Where is this "MAN of the Cloth", where is this "Man of God", the one who is supposed to preach the GOLDEN RULE???

All Punfaggot is, is just another asshole telling us all we're sinners and going to Hell and holding his hand out for those Donations to God. What this Idiot should do is get off the radio and get a TV Show with an 800 number on the bottom of the screen, get some long wavy white hair on his head, load his old ladys face up with about 5 lbs of eye liner and big hair, so he and his old lady can tell us the only way to heaven is to send him some MONEY. That's where this Idiot belongs.

Get on Youtube and find the Punfart-Quayle volley, Punfart's ego got ahold of him and he thought he'd trash Quayle...bad mistake on his part because Quayle came back and Unloaded on that Fat Little Prick with Both Barrels. The network knew what happened because Quayle was back on two weeks later with King "Wish I Had A Brain" Snorry doing the real interview.

Quote from: Centurion73 on December 12, 2008, 03:37:56 AM
a  Mongoloid version of Elton John.

Damn...I wish I'd thought of that one...that's good! I used to call him "Kermit the Frog" In some of his photos he looks like him.

QuoteI took him to task about shit he said wrong about Pat Tillman and how he said Tillman died or was killed because he mocked god (small g intentional).

I remember that one well.

Quotehis blog

His Blog is another thing. In my observations over the past few years Punfart has been doing his best to CEMENT himself into the C2C Website and the whole C2C Concept with his Ads for his Blog and his announcements of Prayer Vigils or whatever the hell they are, it's an effort to make his name synonymous with Coast to Coast, you know the routine, "get rooted in there and then they can't get you out", or Job Security. In the past he's made comments that he was there before Snoory and other barley detectable comments slamming Bell and Snoory, in other words it should be his show. He would like nothing better than to see Snorry get a full time gig on TV (which ain't gonna happen...that last TV gig really sucked) or have a heart attack and disappear. I also believe the Producers or Premier have slapped him around abit in the way he's screwed up the show kicking Cotterell off and beating on Steve Quayle only to have these two guests come back on within a month with a different host, that's where all the email to these idiots running the show comes in handy, if they get enough complaints they listen. Oh and yeah, this works great, when you email be sure and send it to everybody, even those who have no decision making and in the primary addressee line, NOT Copies or Hidden Copies, I call it the Embarrassment Factor, that means Bell, Knapp and even the Window Washer at Premier get emailed...lol Next time I do this I'm going to include the management at that hokey radio station in Minnesota that produce the "Ian and Margy Show", GETM ALL!!!   LOL

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 11, 2008, 10:30:00 PM
Hi. I'm a "raghead".

No offense meant to you personaly, those are the same Dirtbags that sent my nephew home in a bodybag a couple years ago.

Quote from: Centurion73 on December 06, 2008, 11:05:06 PM
Unless Knapp is on the weekend is no different than during the week with Noory...bad.

Knapp is all that's left. I don't even listen to Punfart on streamlink anymore unless he's got a good guest on, I think the last one was Russell Targ. If I see a good guest coming up I always email the guest not to start bashing religion or he'll get the Punfart Boot like Maurice Cotterell did, I warned four of these guests now. I really loved it when Steve Quayle climbed up his butt, Ian wasn't ready for that...lol  Punfart would like nothing better than to turn whats left of this C2C mess into a Bible Pounding four hours on late nite radio. One thing I will say about Punfart is if you critique his show (meaning telling him how bad he sucked) he will answer his email and argue with you until he thinks he's won the argument, what he wants you to do is to call him a Dickhead and then he thinks he's won.

The only way this show is gonna change is if you email everybody you can find an email address for on C2C including the people at Premier and tell than how incompetent they are in that they have let this stupidity perpetuate for years now, they must not even listen to the damn show themselves.

Quote from: Curtis Loew on December 09, 2008, 08:14:53 PM
Totally agree there, Snooron couldn't program his blackberry so I'm pretty sure HTML would be out of his league. 

I had an email volley with Snorry asking why he was doing Ghost to Ghost and not Art...anyway he must have been playing with his Blackberry as I was getting an almost immediate response from him with the Blackberry signature on the email, any other time he never answers email.

That freebie newsletter is a joke, I subscribed to it for about a week and all it was is a recap of the previous show and what was coming up. The Afterdark Newsletter is a joke as well, I got a subscription to that a few years ago and it was all rehash of what had already been on the show. I doubt if the new website will be much, it'll still have all the lame artwork and crap posted with the lame UFO Phil song, what a piece of sh*t, they should have used that song to torture those Dirtbags in Gitmo.

Quote from: nirvanix on November 25, 2008, 09:56:39 AM
Listen, I like George, but I do have to laugh at his goofups sometimes. Last night he was interviewing egyptologist Zahi Hawass and asked him about the Gaza Strip instead of Giza. Oh George!

I caught that one too...maybe George was trying to relocate the pyramids. What I really caught was the obvious Suck-Up job he was putting on Zahi.