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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: chefist on October 17, 2017, 06:50:06 PM
He mentioned last night that he is considering new names, once the TM is enforced against him. 

We should have a contest for the best name.

- The Mensch from Martinez

The Putz from Pittsburg. (Not Pittsburgh)

3OctaveFart

A courtroom drama seems to be the setting for Season 16. A new touch by the writers.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on October 17, 2017, 08:05:46 PM
A courtroom drama seems to be the setting for Season 16. A new touch by the writers.
could the latest rumors be true ?
George has pitched his case to...
none other than ...

JUDGE JUDY





chefist

Just in from the DW...

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George has no love for Mr Kansas:

Billy refuses to apologize to me and keeps asking for reparations.
I am not going to repair his outhouse.

What restitution ?
I am no slave owner.

As i said you get no apology from me until you apologize for the 2 cups of piss remark.
I have mde my peace with steve

Quote from: chefist on October 17, 2017, 09:15:22 PM
Just in from the DW...

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George has no love for Mr Kansas:

Billy refuses to apologize to me and keeps asking for reparations.
I am not going to repair his outhouse.

What restitution ?
I am no slave owner.

As i said you get no apology from me until you apologize for the 2 cups of piss remark.
I have mde my peace with steve

Yes, it's true.  I have renounced my oaths to both the Righteous Army, as there is no righteousness there, and the Sphere of Strength, as I have found no strength in its comvictions.  George and I are in disagreement as to whether my insult to him included one or two cups of urine.  It was one.

bateman

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 17, 2017, 09:27:02 PM
Yes, it's true.  I have renounced my oaths to both the Righteous Army, as there is no righteousness there, and the Sphere of Strength, as I have found no strength in its comvictions.  George and I are in disagreement as to whether my insult to him included one or two cups of urine.  It was one.

Billy, talks are ongoing and the Sphere of Strength(tm) wants to see you get the apology you rightly deserve. Open Lines Gerry and SixWeekTenure(tm) have been called upon to help broker lasting peace.

Soon, hopefully this will all be piss under the bridge.

chefist

Just in...George and Mr Kansas have another exchange...

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George:

It wastwo cups
I read it
Quit lying
No dinner for you
And since its my email list, I make the rules not you.

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Mr Kansas:

Read it again,

I Said you couldn't protect a cup of piss without someone doing it for you.  It stands to reason that if you couldn't protect one cup of piss, you sure as hell Couldnt Protect Two.  Im Not Lying..you Are.  I already had dinner.  It wouldn't hurt for you to skip it though. 


Your words are a balm, brother Steve, but  I must have my apology soon, for late is the hour and my blade thirsts!  It is no difference to me if it is quenched here or there, and I will not be bullied by a man-child potentate!  I cannot live in these conditions.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 17, 2017, 09:27:02 PM
Yes, it's true.  I have renounced my oaths to both the Righteous Army, as there is no righteousness there, and the Sphere of Strength, as I have found no strength in its comvictions.  George and I are in disagreement as to whether my insult to him included one or two cups of urine.  It was one.
well, when I first heard George's take...
I was thinking how awful...
TWO cups of urine...
however, now after hearing from Billy it was only ONE cup of urine...
I think George was just plain wrong wrong wrong in getting so "pissed" at Billy !

that is my take

starrmtn001

Quote from: chefist on October 17, 2017, 09:35:19 PM
Just in...George and Mr Kansas have another exchange...

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George:

It wastwo cups
I read it
Quit lying
No dinner for you
And since its my email list, I make the rules not you.

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Mr Kansas:

Read it again,

I Said you couldn't protect a cup of piss without someone doing it for you.  It stands to reason that if you couldn't protect one cup of piss, you sure as hell Couldnt Protect Two.  Im Not Lying..you Are.  I already had dinner.  It wouldn't hurt for you to skip it though. 

That some funny stuff.  Where do you get these from, or is that restricted information? 8)

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 17, 2017, 09:39:07 PM
Your words are a balm, brother Steve, but  I must have my apology soon, for late is the hour and my blade thirsts!  It is no difference to me if it is quenched here or there, and I will not be bullied by a man-child potentate!  I cannot live in these conditions.

you could lop your own head off with it.  ;)

btw: who would George pick to defend one or a few cups of piss?  8)

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 17, 2017, 09:39:53 PM
well, when I first heard George's take...
I was thinking how awful...
TWO cups of urine...
however, now after hearing from Billy it was only ONE cup of urine...
I think George was just plain wrong wrong wrong in getting so "pissed" at Billy !

that is my take

Well, you know how Falkie is, embellishments are good for business...

He met Sinatra
He met the Duke
Judy Garland
DC Comics
IBM
Microsoft
Two cups of piss

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 17, 2017, 09:42:14 PM
That some funny stuff.  Where do you get these from, or is that restricted information? 8)
my Bishop is interested also...
he is thinking about using a few of these next Sunday

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 17, 2017, 09:42:14 PM
That some funny stuff.  Where do you get these from, or is that restricted information? 8)

it's a group effort....

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 17, 2017, 09:43:50 PM
Well, you know how Falkie is, embellishments are good for business...

He met Sinatra
He met the Duke
Judy Garland
DC Comics
IBM
Microsoft
Two cups of piss
Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels...
(they still owe him a favor...says the FAT FUCK)

starrmtn001

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 17, 2017, 09:43:55 PM
my Bishop is interested also...
he is thinking about using a few of these next Sunday
Hey.  I'd like to attend that sermon if I'm allowed. ;D

maybe a "name" should never be mentioned ?
let's all just use "the FAT FUCK from Martinez" from now on...

Norm

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 17, 2017, 09:43:50 PM
Well, you know how Falkie is, embellishments are good for business...

He met Sinatra
He met the Duke
Judy Garland
DC Comics
IBM
Microsoft
Two cups of piss

Warm piss or 'on the rocks'?


starrmtn001

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 17, 2017, 09:49:28 PM
no problem...
but, they are in German
No problem.  I have this here Babel Fish in me pocket.  I'll just stick it in me ear. ;) ;D

Quote from: Norm on October 17, 2017, 09:48:40 PM
Warm piss or 'on the rocks'?
when he is "boiling hot" and the box fans are all runnin'
on the rocks piss
when he is freezing cold, sinus infection raging
warmed up in his gourmet coffee pot piss with a touch of honey

Quote from: Norm on October 17, 2017, 09:48:40 PM
Warm piss or 'on the rocks'?

What I said was that he couldn't protect a cup of warm piss.  If you ask Senda, he'll likely say I said three cups of piss which have been refrigerated for two days.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 17, 2017, 09:48:33 PM
maybe a "name" should never be mentioned ?
let's all just use "the FAT FUCK from Martinez" from now on...

What if he continues to lose large amounts of weight?

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on October 17, 2017, 09:57:23 PM
What if he continues to lose large amounts of weight?
"the formally FAT FUCK from Martinez"

but, I doubt that change would ever be necessary

Norm

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on October 17, 2017, 09:57:23 PM
What if he continues to lose large amounts of weight?

It will never happen. I'm surprised he's still walking around with the daily diet of carb and sugar crap he consumes. Obese people over 60 can't eat like their 20 anymore. Veins are likely clogged, I'll bet his cholesterol levels are off the chart. His complaining of having numb feet are typical for a diabetic who has developed peripheral neuropathy in his far extremities causing the death of nerve endings felt as numb feet. He's opening up the opportunity to develop sores which can turn to gangrene and eventual leg amputation. But if he's really lucky a stroke or heart attack will either completely disable him or render his body to 'room' temperature.




Norm

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on October 17, 2017, 09:46:32 PM
Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels...
(they still owe him a favor...says the FAT FUCK)

Sonny Barger, still alive and kicking at 79, well sorta..




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