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An Open Letter to GravitySucks

Started by AZZERAE, November 25, 2018, 05:09:51 PM

Gravity Sucks is:

A loser
4 (23.5%)
An illegal posing as a US citizen
2 (11.8%)
A used car salesman
1 (5.9%)
A woman
1 (5.9%)
Little Rocket Man
9 (52.9%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: November 29, 2018, 05:38:41 PM

ZaZa

PAGING Donald Noory !!!
PAGING Donald Noory !!!
PAGING Donald Noory !!!

ItsOver

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on November 25, 2018, 06:55:58 PM
He has a fixation with inbreeding. These types often practice what they screech.
Like this guy with hands.




Quote from: ItsOver on November 25, 2018, 07:03:18 PM
Like this guy with hands.



as you know, madness like gravity sucks... all it takes is a little push.

ZaZa, Jesus Juice asked me to ask you if you'd kindly take him off of ignore? thanks.

chefist

Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 25, 2018, 07:49:38 PM
ZaZa, Jesus Juice asked me to ask you if you'd kindly take him off of ignore? thanks.

Man, all these old users...well the hell is SixWeekTenure?

Quote from: chefist on November 25, 2018, 07:55:40 PM
Man, all these old users...well the hell is SixWeekTenure?

i know, right? it seems like this place is slowly coming back together.

ZaZa

Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 25, 2018, 07:49:38 PM
ZaZa, Jesus Juice asked me to ask you if you'd kindly take him off of ignore? thanks.
1).I don't know who Jesus Juice is.
2).I don't have anybody on Ignore. And never did. I'm not crybaby Jackstar.

pate

The /ignore feature is back?  Outstanding.

Now what is going on hear, 4 pages in as many hours?

I don't feel like crossing the DMZ to get to NorthKoreaGab, all my previous visits have been disappointing, on the whole.  Did someone get "banned" again?

And what's this about screenshots from EllGab not being allowed/kosher whathae-yew?


whoozit

Quote from: Azzerae on November 25, 2018, 06:02:05 PM
I’ve lost a friend. It’s great you guys can laugh, and you’re helping...but I’ve been blindsided...I believe in the good of people.
How the hell did I end up watching a slap fight in a thread on an anonymous forum?  Where the fuck did I go wrong?

P..S Never stand between a fervent EllGabber and a cat lady.

whoozit

Quote from: ZaZa on November 25, 2018, 06:21:39 PM
If that will make you feel better GS is blind in one eye, (glass eye).
TRUE STORY.
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.

chefist

Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:15:21 PM
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.


Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:15:21 PM
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.

a high power telescopic monocle.

ZaZa

Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:15:21 PM
That must be the one (SWIDT) he uses to scope out lonely cat ladies.
I'm almost sure that when GS sees cat lady that he takes his glass eye out and rubbs against his junk and puts it back in the eye socket

*EDIT*
FUCK IT, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL IT PROPERLY..rubs, rubbs, rubbes
but you all know what I mean

whoozit

Would that make him the larger animal?

ZaZa

Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:23:04 PM
Would that make him the larger animal?
In the..eyes of cat ladies?

whoozit

I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.

ZaZa

Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:28:11 PM
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.
>implying GS is a bottom?

Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:28:11 PM
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.

catmandoo

ZaZa

Quote from: whoozit on November 25, 2018, 08:28:11 PM
I wonder if he is good at giving socket?  Maybe he is after cat men.
..is he changing his handle to Gravity Socket ?

whoozit

Quote from: ZaZa on November 25, 2018, 08:30:54 PM
>implying GS is a bottom?
Eye socket.  Remove the glass eye an plug in.


glass plugs drive the cat ladies wild.

ZaZa

When GS called last GabCast he told Lee that he was looking for the 'sweet spot'.
What did he mean by this?



Jackstar

How do you like them apples?

Quote from: ZaZa on November 25, 2018, 08:35:59 PM
When GS called last GabCast he told Lee that he was looking for the 'sweet spot'.
What did he mean by this?

did he mean cat lady socket or rocket socket?

ZaZa

Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 25, 2018, 08:39:29 PM
did he mean cat lady socket or rocket socket?
It was hard to hear him, I don't know if he started drinking again or what, but he was talking about looking for a sweet spot

ZaZa

Hmmm... maybe GS was talking about Bart Ell's sweet spot?

ZaZa

sweet spot that is inside Bart Ell's socket, I think that's what GS was referring to.

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