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Quote from: paladin1991 on July 21, 2022, 03:51:48 PMLemeesee it.

Might need to be ironed first.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 20, 2022, 06:34:24 PMI really hope Roswells, Art shows up. Yesterday she told me that things would've turned out so much better if I'd never existed.

Haha. There's something wrong with that girl.

This is lovely, seeing all these people again. Thanks Lee and Secret Mystery Guy.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 17, 2021, 12:27:50 AM
The exact opposite actually. Evil smells its own.

Really? You think Jesus would talk shit to a wage slave before going out the in door to his handicap parking spot?

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 17, 2021, 12:21:04 AM
Oh ok sorry I am very sensitive about being misgendered!

(also I am teasing, glad to see you, I think about you sometimes)

I know you are, I was too. I read here sometimes, by the way, you have the patience of a saint (like one of the good ones, if there is one).

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 16, 2021, 11:47:29 PM
What is this "their" business my pronouns are he/him you are microaggressing me again!

Everything has to be about you, doesn't it?! Actually, I was referring to pretty much every response MD has to everyone, which has to do with their penis.

This, for example:

Quote from: akwilly on February 15, 2021, 02:17:48 AM
I was bangning an Eskimo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 15, 2021, 02:45:22 AM
Hey, mang, you gotta do what you gotta do to keep your willy from freezing off up there.

akwilly hasn't posted here for years but the first thing dickdr focuses in on is his penis. No wonder he has no mind for politics, he is too busy thinking about your private parts.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 11:33:53 PM
Oh, hey, look! It’s another happy, loving fascist. Happy now that you’re waging war in the middle east again?

I am? Man, I was feeling like I wasn't accomplishing much today at noon. So how does that work? Do I have to sit on my ass all day on Bellgab arguing with some dude in Washington State and occasionally buy a coffee down the street to combat this atrocity? Or can I just comment on their penis? I prefer the latter if it were up to me.

Quote from: K_Dubb on February 16, 2021, 11:17:59 PM
RESIST!

You cut out the part where he abuses the wage slave before he leaves.

I recently came across this song. I can't believe I never heard it during my misspent youth, I would have loved it! I guess I do during my misspent adulthood:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

I tried to find a version where they don't cut out 'and screw' but couldn't. Don't want to ruin young minds, you know.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2020, 08:08:19 PM
It’s true.

My work here is done.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2020, 05:39:37 PM
Seriously, i just got here after being away all day. So, if you were right I should’ve been logged out...but I wasn’t.

Yep, that's why the thousands of members that were here before you that checked the 'always stay logged in' box have logged more hours than you. /S. We know you're full of shit. You know you're full of shit. Own it.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2020, 05:17:40 PM
Never been automatically logged out.

rofl

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 07, 2020, 04:30:16 AM
You keep relying on that. Actually sites like this log you out if you're inactive for a while. You're here all the time. You're so dumb you don't even know how this site works.

This site logs you out after one hour of inactivity to be precise. If you check the box that says 'always stay logged in' it will still log you out after an hour of inactivity, it will just automatically log you back in once you open up the site again whether it's been one hour and one minute since you refreshed a page or two years. Since you exposed his lie he hasn't been logged in, lol but I bet if I type the word 'penis' he'll be back here responding to this post within five minutes.

PENIS

Quote from: AZZERAE on November 10, 2020, 04:27:26 AM
Oh, but there's where you're sorely mistaken. He is so afraid and insecure that he takes it as a personal affront any time anyone so much as comes in a 10 foot radius of a microphone.

Speaking into a microphone - in his own mind - is his thing, its his identity. Its his whole life. He has absolutely nothing else but that.

You're very witty, Azzerae. I think you're good on the gabcasts. That facial expression you made while MV was talking about scamming the fast food restaurant made me laugh out loud. It was very endearing. I'm a fan.

Quote from: FearBoysWithBugs on November 09, 2020, 05:07:40 PM

Welcome back.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 09, 2020, 02:24:38 PM
Is it too late?  I know the traditional date for making Christmas puddings, the ancestors to fruitcake, is sometime in late November, called "Stir-Up Sunday" after the scripture reading for that day which begins with those words.  I won't be thinking about mine for another few weeks.  I got a whole set of graduated springform tube pans in anticipation this year, though, including one giant that should yield at least a 10-pounder.

Maybe it's not too late. The recipe did say the least amount of time is one week prior to serving but more time is better. I looked up "Stir-Up Sunday" which, is November 29th of this year and also the pretty passage that follows and belie some of the authors' practice of sacrificing babies into the foundation of their homes. Pro-life my ass, amirite? Anyway, I'm looking forward to reading about your fruitcake journey in your baking thread, or this one, haha. I can't do it this year, I'm hoping to have enough time to make a pie and some mini-cakes that have nothing to do with the holiday season except for being orange flavored and a simple holiday dinner.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 09, 2020, 01:57:23 PM
Oh no I assume that, when someone posts a lot of videos, he is just trying to annoy me.  Much as I am persuaded that, by continuing to talk about Dr. Paul Cottrell in the brand spanking new"Tech/Business/Law" thread, I am driving brig mad with rage and that she is is dancing about her apartment gnashing her teeth and tearing her hair in fury.  Eventually I plan to bring the discussion around to fruitcake and hopefully send her over the edge for good.

Don't feel so bad, I'm sure she's happy someone posted in her thread. I think I can help you with the whole fruitcake discussion problem. I too want to make one but they don't have all the ingredients at the local store so it's something I'll have to source over the internet and it's way too late to start making fruitcake in time for X-mas. I want to make the kind that you soak with bourbon once a week for a few months. It was an old-timey recipe that I found on the internet a few years ago. I can't find it at the moment but I'll keep looking.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 09, 2020, 12:43:22 PM
Oh there is no single video, honey; I was referring to a series of appearances on The Michael Decon Program where his emphasis shifts markedly.

So, you didn't watch brig's videos either? Ouch, friendly fire.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 09, 2020, 10:35:40 AM
I enjoyed listening to him make the somewhat-ungraceful transition from it's going to kill us all doom to eh go out no problem herd immunity.  He seems to be chasing an audience, one with very short memories.

Haha, I didn't watch the videos because if the poster can't summon the energy to summarize it or give an opinion, or at least tell me why I should watch it, I can't be bothered to summon the energy to watch it. If you could point to the video you commented on I'll watch it. Herd immunity is pretty much a kill us all or at least a lot of us option, so pretty much the same thing.

Here is Rachel Maddow running the numbers, it starts at 1 minute 52 seconds into the video and goes for about six minutes :


https://youtu.be/8r0peUuWQ60

Maddow on Trump's statement about herd immunity, "I thought he was just random generating syllables" lol " but now he's repeating it."

I looked at this website: https://checkyourfact.com/2020/09/22/fact-check-rachel-maddow-math-coronavirus-deaths-herd-immunity/ which put's the number of deaths from herd immunity a lot lower but still a large enough number to balk at: 1.4 million.

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 09, 2020, 10:39:29 AM
HAHAHAHA

There is no new network, folks.

Oh sure there is, he's probably just "getting ready for October".

Quote from: pate on November 08, 2020, 04:22:56 PM
"Smiley Face," ah I had often wondered where they all came from.  I see that it is free to watch on Amazon Prime, you have just selected my bedtime movie for me.  Thanks.

It's not like Smiley Face was my favorite movie of all time or anything. When I found this place after discovering Art Bell on the Fine Art stream like...i don't know, seven years ago, I initially started reading the Noory Sucks thread, read the whole thing before even going to the front page. I just happened to watch Smiley Face around the time I memberized myself. So used her as my avatar since I liked the movie. I didn't even know whom the actress was until someone asked and someone else answered.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 08, 2020, 04:07:46 PM
Nothing but some poll watchers saying that they were obstructed and that proper procedures weren't followed. Which everyone knows already.

I missed that. I have been distracted lately but my initial reaction is to dig deeper into the issue, some things seem to be taken out of context.

Also if you could be so kind as to switch bail to bale in your quote I would be ever so grateful.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 08, 2020, 03:52:58 PM
I'm still trying to understand the presser out back of the landscaping company [next to the crematorium and apparently catty corner from the sex shop].
How do you even reserve an alley for an event: "Hullo. Landscaping company?  Oh. Great - glad I got through finally. I'd like to reserve the alley out back of your place for tomorrow. We have an event of major importance. Would that be possible? Oh. What's that you say?  It's not available tomorrow because the boys shoot dice out back there on Fridays. It's payday and all.  I see. Most unfortunate. Well how about Saturday at 11:30? It's available! Great. I'll drop the check off then. Thank you so much".

Lol. I'm guessing they picked that spot to show they really relate to the common man. You know, like when you see politicians running for office at a county fair with one foot resting on a bale of hay while they speak to the common folk.

"Corporations are people, my friend"

Quote from: pate on November 08, 2020, 03:44:50 PM
Well, I feel you on the sleep deprivation.  I had a similar thing happen this morning in the shower, I was thinking of BellGab and had a mental "typo:"  BellGab became "GellBag."

I thought it was amusing for some reason, but looking back now find it slightly disturbing that I think about BellGab in the shower...

I like that avatar you are wearing today, hawt!  Is that the same lady that you usually use, or is that you?

Good to see you around;  welcome, Post Often.

You should know by now to wait 30 minutes for the editing option to expire before responding to my posts. The avatar is always Anna Faris from Smiley Face. I look nothing like her. She barely looks like herself in that movie at this point.

Quote from: pate on November 07, 2020, 11:53:03 PM
I am certain you mean "Sowing," Nautical Shore.

-p

You're right. Your correction made me laugh out loud because in my sleep deprived state* I remember looking at that sentence and thinking, 'yeah, that makes sense', right before  clicking 'post'. I guess at the time I was thinking more along the lines of 'distrust being sewn into the tapestry of our democracy' as opposed to 'planting' distrust.

*No, it wasn't a drug induced sleep deprived state. Fucking sewergabbers.

Quote from: KJh on November 07, 2020, 12:23:26 PM
Are you baking special cake tonight?

lol, I should.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 07, 2020, 11:42:30 AM
Rudy mentioned that Smokin' Joe Frazier cast a ballot after being dead for a decade. I think that was the highlight.  Other than that, no new news. Proper procedures were not followed and there is gonna be a law suit.  This conspiracy stuff is exhausting......

What a liar, I'm sure he knows that all these dead people voting happen to have a living child with the exact same name. Sewing distrust in democracy is an authoritarian tactic.

Don't worry pubs, it's only for four years. Biden probably won't make it to another election for one reason or another and Harris can't win. America is even more misogynistic then it is racist and it's pretty fucking racist.

Quote from: KJh on November 06, 2020, 10:26:20 PM
I killed DrMD for few reasons.
1). We just discovered that he is a nigger, a black man, who all those years on Bellgab was pretending to be a white guy.
2). He insulted you and called you bad names. You are one of the nicest pussies here and that smelly nigger disrespected you.
3). He is not funny and very boring and monotones. Reaping same insults all the time. He is not creative.
4). DrMD has bad teeth and his mouth smells like dog shit.
There were other reasons...why I killed that piece of shitbag...
I went quietly behind him (it was quite easy to pick a lock in his door) when he was sitting at his desk by his computer and I grabbed him by his head,
I put my fingers deep into his eyeballs and I tilted his head backwards, to expose his throat, and I slid my knife over it, and I pushed him forward to avoid being sprinkled by his blood.
I spat at his twisting in agony fat body, watching him grabbing his neck with blood bursting between his fingers.
I smiled with sadistic grin and I left. His legs were kicking frantically under the desk...

His mom, brig, will be so upset. It's difficult to lose a child. We should do something nice for the old bat.

Quote from: KJh on November 06, 2020, 10:33:28 AM
I just killed Dr.MD

You're a shoo-in for Bellgabber of the year.