The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Bart Ell]

Over/Under on how many of these get pinned on me?

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, since you brought it up, I had a look at that site and found some interesting stuff.  In order:

1)  "One of the libs" quoted a post you made here on Bellgab, where you said you shat in your pants three times due to the severity of your coughing.  Your words, not his, and I don't know why you chose to misrepresent that.

2)  There's a political forum there where you were apparently an active poster.  It seems that you had a habit of posting up to two dozen cartoons per post, mostly anti-Obama stuff.  These were not links, but rather you cutting and pasting the picture files into your posts.  None of this fell under fair use or satirical exceptions to copyright, and you didn't credit the artists or the web sites from which you copied the cartoons.  So my question is this:  Isn't it hypocritical to complain about copyright infringement when you blatantly and shamelessly engage in it yourself when it suits you?  By the way you were apparently asked repeatedly by your friends and moderators to stop posting the cartoons but went ahead with it anyway.

3)  I'm not sure that you have thought through your plans to be a media star.  If you acquired any substantial level of fame, however fleeting, the media gossip sites will be on your past writings on the Internet like a pack of vultures on a gut wagon.  It only took me a few minutes to find some real doozies on that "other" site...stuff you wrote, not from haters and trolls, and all of it (like the stuff on this site) publicly accessible for anyone that cares to look.  It would make what you have been enduring on this thread seem like an all-you-can-eat picnic by comparison.  As Harry Truman used to say, "If you can't stay in, then get the hell out."  Word to the wise.

He's been told all this. Several times..Especially the hypocrite thing. But he blithely disregards it. For reasons only him or his therapist can explain he has this block that prevents him seeing what is bleeding obvious to almost everyone else. What is tragic is he carries on and will really hit rock bottom when the gigs don't get offered and no-one gives a shit.

[Pope Francis]

"No, not like that. Look, you have to be quick to milk semen from livestock, like this '

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

He's been told all this. Several times..Especially the hypocrite thing. But he blithely disregards it. For reasons only him or his therapist can explain he has this block that prevents him seeing what is bleeding obvious to almost everyone else. What is tragic is he carries on and will really hit rock bottom when the gigs don't get offered and no-one gives a shit.

It would be inhumane in my view to try and beguile him of his self-delusions about himself.  To put it in language he would understand, it would be like the Talosians requiring Vina to live with the reality of her disfigured state, rather than permitting her an illusion of beauty in the Star Trek episode "The Menagerie." 

I do wish that he would take my words to heart about the skeletons in his Internet closet and how the gossip press would eat him alive.  It would be like watching someone torn to pieces by wolves. 

[area51drone]

[FallenSeraph]

Reply #666 yo.

[Yorkshire pud]

Reply #666 yo.

If you insist.


Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast

[Falkie2013]

It would be inhumane in my view to try and beguile him of his self-delusions about himself.  To put it in language he would understand, it would be like the Talosians requiring Vina to live with the reality of her disfigured state, rather than permitting her an illusion of beauty in the Star Trek episode "The Menagerie." 

I do wish that he would take my words to heart about the skeletons in his Internet closet and how the gossip press would eat him alive.  It would be like watching someone torn to pieces by wolves.

I have no illusions about myself except that I thought that most people are like the ones I know in REAL life, which is a bunch of pretty nice people.

Some people on and off of here are incapable of seeing anything postitive about anyone or that they choose to focus on someone to whom they feel superior to for what ever reason, be it economics, political, physical image, status, etc.

They belittle people whereever and whenever they can because it bolsters their image of superiority and allows them to feel self important while also giving them the ability to make someone else feel miserable.

And in that I am not talking about my attacks on Noory. He has a clear track record of making inane comments and questions to guests and about issues. I just point them out to those who may not be aware of them.

But this thread has once again degenerated into troll chaos.

Seraphim tried to shunt it into another direction but the troll types just love to show edited clips of me over and over again.

Pointless exercises in ridicule signifying nothing except to bolster the truth of how vaccuus they truly are.

As to the other board, I was attacked for my political positions almost from the start of my posting there.

A group of liberals who love whomever is in power in the Democratic Party, be it Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Clinton, for whom they can do no wrong and whom no criticism is allowed, cannot accept any criticism of the foibles of members of that party or its acolytes.

I got attacked for what car I drove, where I worked, when I worked, when I didn't work, illnesses and G*d knows what else.

I'd even get attacked for asking questions on how to fix our cars.

And for the record, I never said I had done anything in my pants. That was made up by Kalell. I said I had an ACCIDENT due to having gotten sick from eating soup that had been left on the stove too long without being heated or refrigerated. I couldn't see the burner well enough to tell if it was on or not. And I thought I had turned it on.

People on that board, like those here ascribe all sorts of motivations to me that they clearly know nothing about. They only THINK they KNOW whom I really am by either what they read or what they see.

And I am not the only one who posts on the poorly named " freedom hall " who gets a bunch of crap for opposing the Democrats. I'm just their favorite target and the other anti Obama posters didn't have what I got from there. A stalker who literally called my Mother in SF and told her I was a Republican and listened to Rush and watched Fox, who edited the Google Earth description of my building and said I lived in an alzheimers hospice ( which is doubly cruel because 2 members of my family have had alzheimers, one dying from it of late ) and threatening to come to my front door and either physically assault me or shoot me.
These in inboxes. I've also had inboxes sent to me asking me to have homosexual sex and other similarly vile things.

I made a huge mistake. I thought since the people I'd known well on the net were nice, that everyone I'd talk to was nice and that one could have a discussion of issues without engaging in ad hominem PERSONAL attacks. I now know that doesn't happen.

I'd really not discuss that board at length. I even got criticized for making football picks during football season. There's no limit to the insanity that certain liberals can engage in. That's why I stopped posting there.

I didn't mean to say Kalell is posting here, I just found the similarity of handles to be most curious. Kalell over there is a flaming Left radical type who posts continually no matter how often he is shown to be wrong.

[aldousburbank]

I have no illusions about myself except that I thought that most people are like the ones I know in REAL life, which is a bunch of pretty nice people.

Some people on and off of here are incapable of seeing anything postitive about anyone or that they choose to focus on someone to whom they feel superior to for what ever reason, be it economics, political, physical image, status, etc.

They belittle people whereever and whenever they can because it bolsters their image of superiority and allows them to feel self important while also giving them the ability to make someone else feel miserable.

And in that I am not talking about my attacks on Noory. He has a clear track record of making inane comments and questions to guests and about issues. I just point them out to those who may not be aware of them.

But this thread has once again degenerated into troll chaos.

Seraphim tried to shunt it into another direction but the troll types just love to show edited clips of me over and over again.

Pointless exercises in ridicule signifying nothing except to bolster the truth of how vaccuus they truly are.

Be at peace with who you are amigo, and let others toil their envy in empty gestures which reveal infatuation. It riles them to believe you percieve the web they weave to rile you so ignore. Heed not the bitter echo of their discontent for it is not yours to wear. It is but the pink underpanties of their own naked shame. Falkie my friend, let the sweet smoke of your heart defuckulate the aroma of mental skittle schmose. Etc etc

[Laurakinch]

Does anyone else see shades of Ignatius from A Confederacy of Dunces in this thread?

OMG yes! Ignatius Reilly! You nailed it (him)!

[Bart Ell]

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/nursing-bra-44dd

[littlechris]

Well, since you brought it up, I had a look at that site and found some interesting stuff.  In order:

1)  "One of the libs" quoted a post you made here on Bellgab, where you said you shat in your pants three times due to the severity of your coughing.  Your words, not his, and I don't know why you chose to misrepresent that.

2)  There's a political forum there where you were apparently an active poster.  It seems that you had a habit of posting up to two dozen cartoons per post, mostly anti-Obama stuff.  These were not links, but rather you cutting and pasting the picture files into your posts.  None of this fell under fair use or satirical exceptions to copyright, and you didn't credit the artists or the web sites from which you copied the cartoons.  So my question is this:  Isn't it hypocritical to complain about copyright infringement when you blatantly and shamelessly engage in it yourself when it suits you?  By the way you were apparently asked repeatedly by your friends and moderators to stop posting the cartoons but went ahead with it anyway.

3)  I'm not sure that you have thought through your plans to be a media star.  If you acquired any substantial level of fame, however fleeting, the media gossip sites will be on your past writings on the Internet like a pack of vultures on a gut wagon.  It only took me a few minutes to find some real doozies on that "other" site...stuff you wrote, not from haters and trolls, and all of it (like the stuff on this site) publicly accessible for anyone that cares to look.  It would make what you have been enduring on this thread seem like an all-you-can-eat picnic by comparison.  As Harry Truman used to say, "If you can't stay in, then get the hell out."  Word to the wise.

Hello,
Please check your PM.
Thanks.

[Falkie2013]

OMG yes! Ignatius Reilly! You nailed it (him)!

Ignatius J. Reilly[edit]
Ignatius Jacques Reilly is something of a modern Don Quixoteâ€"eccentric, idealistic, and creative, sometimes to the point of delusion. In his foreword to the book, Walker Percy describes Ignatius as a "slob extraordinary, a mad Oliver Hardy, a fat Don Quixote, a perverse Thomas Aquinas rolled into one." He disdains modernity, particularly pop culture. The disdain becomes his obsession: he goes to movies in order to mock their perversity and express his outrage with the contemporary world's lack of "theology and geometry." He prefers the scholastic philosophy of the Middle Ages, and the Early Medieval philosopher Boethius in particular. However he also enjoys many modern comforts and conveniences, and is given to claiming that the rednecks of rural Louisiana hate all modern technology which they associate with progress. The workings of his pyloric valve play an important role in his life, reacting strongly to incidents in a fashion that he likens to Cassandra in terms of prophetic significance.

Ignatius is of the mindset that he does not belong in the world and that his numerous failings are the work of some higher power. He continually refers to the goddess Fortuna as having spun him downwards on her wheel of fortune. Ignatius loves to eat, and his masturbatory fantasies lead in strange directions. His mockery of obscene images is portrayed as a defensive posture to hide their titillating effect on him. Although considering himself to have an expansive and learned worldview, Ignatius has an aversion to ever leaving the town of his birth, and frequently bores friends and strangers with the story of his sole, abortive journey from New Orleans, a trip to Baton Rouge on a Greyhound Scenicruiser bus, which Ignatius recounts as a traumatic ordeal of extreme horror.


Nailed it ? Hardly.

I wasn't always heavyset and have posted two pictures of myself from earlier days. I got that way of late due to extended illness and inability to go out.

I had no aversion to leaving Pittsburgh. I just hadn't seen anywhere I liked more at the time except for Port Credit when it was small and the City of San Francisco as it used to be in the 1960s and before when you had all sorts of fascinating places to go and people and bars and restaurants that had an indentity before so much of the city got turned into either a giant no identity tourist trap or full of medical buildings destroying entire neighborhoods.

I've lived all over the US, which is hardly what someone would do if they were adverse to change though I will admit that I do like where I currently live as the downtown has a nice quiet atmosphere for the most part. If my financial situation were to change I'd move away to a house in a minute so things would NOT be so cluttered and I have done some work on this place several days ago.

And while I have taken long bus rides, riding the bus for long distances is boring. Its cramped, some people are noisy when you're trying to sleep and its a big reason why once people get a car they never ride long distances to take a bus unless they're taking a day trip to an Indian casino or something.

And I have nothing against Louisiana rednecks or any other kind of rednecks though I am really getting tired of seeing all those unkept bearded hillbillie shows.

Now they have a new one where they offer $10 million if you produce a live bigfoot. Who knows what types of people are going to show up on that one.

[area51drone]

I wasn't always heavyset and have posted two pictures of myself from earlier days. I got that way of late due to extended illness and inability to go out.

Please repost Falkinator, I missed those two pictures.

[Bart Ell]

Indian casino or something... like a brothel.

[Falkie2013]

Well, since you brought it up, I had a look at that site and found some interesting stuff.  In order:

1)  "One of the libs" quoted a post you made here on Bellgab, where you said you shat in your pants three times due to the severity of your coughing.  Your words, not his, and I don't know why you chose to misrepresent that.

2)  There's a political forum there where you were apparently an active poster.  It seems that you had a habit of posting up to two dozen cartoons per post, mostly anti-Obama stuff.  These were not links, but rather you cutting and pasting the picture files into your posts.  None of this fell under fair use or satirical exceptions to copyright, and you didn't credit the artists or the web sites from which you copied the cartoons.  So my question is this:  Isn't it hypocritical to complain about copyright infringement when you blatantly and shamelessly engage in it yourself when it suits you?  By the way you were apparently asked repeatedly by your friends and moderators to stop posting the cartoons but went ahead with it anyway.

3)  I'm not sure that you have thought through your plans to be a media star.  If you acquired any substantial level of fame, however fleeting, the media gossip sites will be on your past writings on the Internet like a pack of vultures on a gut wagon.  It only took me a few minutes to find some real doozies on that "other" site...stuff you wrote, not from haters and trolls, and all of it (like the stuff on this site) publicly accessible for anyone that cares to look.  It would make what you have been enduring on this thread seem like an all-you-can-eat picnic by comparison.  As Harry Truman used to say, "If you can't stay in, then get the hell out."  Word to the wise.

Kallell over there posted that I had an accident in my pants.
I didn't.
Period. He made it up.
I did get sick and spent a lot of time in the bathroom being sick but pants never entered into the equation.



Why bother to look for the stuff at all is my question ?
Does it serve some deeper purpose for you ? Do you get off by finding snippets to demean another poster here.
My political opinions about Obama are no secret. I think the man is the biggest flim flam artist ever in American political history. But * I * am not supposed to discuss politics in forums other than the poltical one, yet to you that's an acceptable thing to do.

AND YOU have absolutely NO idea of the stuff I got heaped on me in private on that board. Things that only went to moderators. Even other moderators told the flamers to knock it the fuck off. That board has rules against flaming, personal attacks and presenting personal information ( real name, address, phone number etc ) they're just not enforced by the owner of the board.

And some women on there have been outed by men and gone to jail for what they did as escorts.

I was on there originally to see what was going on. I made some friends there male and female and some are now life long friends.

I do not discuss my sexual history and of late there hasn't been any not only because of my weight but because of age.

But anything I will say in my defense about that and the history of my posting there will just backfire because ANYONE can go in there and find things to make me look bad when they're meant to be perfectly innocent.

One makes mistakes. Sometimes I repeat mine. But I am capable of learning. But NONE of these troll types have ever bothered to find out whom i am. There are people on that board who talk to me on the phone or who have met me in person. They KNOW who I really am. They're my FRIENDS.

And not what the trolls think either.

My sleep got interrupted by the phone company this morning and I'm not going to make it to the doctor today for if I did I'd miss gabcast if there is gonna be one. Will go first thing in the morning because I have to go out and get a new phone as well. Long story.

[Falkie2013]

Please repost Falkinator, I missed those two pictures.

Nope.

I have to go look stuff up that others have posted.
You do the same.
I'm tired.

[area51drone]

Nope.

I have to go look stuff up that others have posted.
You do the same.
I'm tired.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.  When can we start calling you Falkie2014?

[Falkie2013]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.  When can we start calling you Falkie2014?

Maybe when you run out of pictures of your current obsession.
Must be some homoerotic compulsion of yours.
Or necrophiliac compulsion.

[area51drone]

Maybe when you run out of pictures of your current obsession.
Must be some homoerotic compulsion of yours.
Or necrophiliac compulsion.

Why are you attacking me now??  WTF did I do to you?

[Falkie2013]

Why are you attacking me now??  WTF did I do to you?

And the comments were meant as a joke given all the talk about homoeroticism of late on here.

Not an attack on you more than I just hated the joker as done by Heath Ledger. Sorry he's dead though.

[area51drone]

My favorite villain of all time.  Sorry to disappoint.

[Bart Ell]

Evening folks!

http://www.yourfolks.com/

I know most of you didn't expect me to be around so early but I had to make an executive decision. I know I have been saying how sick I am and how I need to get to the ER today but, alas, I decided it is more important to stick around the pad o' filth to call in to gabcast and speak with the New Zealand Kiwi Rapist, Bluesmunda.



I got an inbox telling me Bart Ell got his name by moving one letter from the word BELL but I am having none of that. There is a deeper meaning and shows it is the same poster following me around the internet for years!

Why do people find it strange that I know the bra size my Moms wears? Seems normal to a SMALL preemie like me.

This seems like a busy week, I have signed up for a medical experiment that pays me a cool $125. This testing is rather easy, they make me sit in a pile of dirt and dust for a day and see the effects. Little do they know!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

OMG yes! Ignatius Reilly! You nailed it (him)!

I beg to differ.  Let's look at the facts:

Ignatius Reilly is a grotesquely-obese unemployed slob, living in a fantasy world of denial, who mooches freebies off of people when he's not engaged in one of his cockamamie money-making schemes.  He launches into ill-advised crusades against people he considers "enemies."  He is belligerent and a chronic liar.  He constantly complains about his health ("I'm susceptable to respiratory ailments among a variety of others") and warns anyone who criticizes him that he's under great stress and near the "breaking point" even though his days are mostly comprised of being a self-indulgent indolent.   

Here are a few quotes from the book:

[Ignatius, speaking with his mother]"Must you distract me at every level.  I am working on something with wonderful movie possibilities.  Highly commercial." [...] "Don't start that again, Ignatius.  I only got twenty dollars out of you this week, and I almost had to get down on my knees and beg for it.  Look at all them thing-a-ma-jigs you been buying.  Look at that movie camera you brung home today."

[The mother greets a policeman who comes to their home]  She offered Patrolman Mancuso a torn and oily cake box that looked as it it had been subjected to unusual abuse during someone's attempt to take all of the doughnuts at once.  At the bottom of the box Patrolman Mancuso found two withered pieces of doughnut out of which, jduing by their moist edges, the jelly had been sucked.  Mrs. Reilly: "Ignatius loves his doughnuts."

[Ignatius gets poked in the ear]  "I will probably spend several years at the Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat hospital having this attended to," Ignatius said, fingering his ear..."My corps of attorneys will contact you in the morning...they are all brilliant attorneys, pillars of the community, aristocratic Creole scholars..."

[Ignatius gets chewed out by his boss] "I don't wanna hear no more bullshit about that automobile accident and your dreams and your goddam girl friend."

[Ignatius attempts to sit on a rolling stool] Ignatius squatted lower and lower until his great buttocks touched the stool, his knees reaching almost to his shoulders.  When he was at last nestled upon his perch, he looked like an eggplant balanced atop a thumb tack.  "This will never do.  I feel quite uncomfortable."

"Give it a try," Mr. Gonzales said brightly.

Propelling himself with his feet, Ignatius traveled anxiously along the side of the files until one of the miniature wheels lodged in a crack.  The stool topped slightly and then turned over, dumping Ignatius heavily to the floor.

"Oh, my God!" he bellowed.  "I think I've broken my back."

"Here," Mr. Gonzalez cried.  "I'll help you up."

"No!  You must never move a person with a broken back unless you have a stretcher.  I won't be paralyzed through your incompetence."

Well, there you have it.  Anyone who thinks this character resembles Falkie is obviously a hater and a troll.  And a schlemiel.

[Bart Ell]

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Kallell over there posted that I had an accident in my pants.
I didn't.
Period. He made it up.

Well, here is what you wrote:

As I said in an inbox to one poster :

I had 3 incidents yesterday where I coughed so hard and so much I had accidents. I told you I am still sick.
I thank someone for Immodium.

I was thinking at the time that :

" I've farted and I can't get up ! "

You can't blame people for thinking that you pooped in your pants.  Most people fart out of their bottoms and not out of their...oh, I don't really want to talk about this.  Never mind.

Why bother to look for the stuff at all is my question ?
Does it serve some deeper purpose for you ? Do you get off by finding snippets to demean another poster here.

If I did, then I would have posted the dirt.  Instead, I checked into your claim about what that poster wrote and found that you clearly misrepresented what he said.  If that bothers you, tell the truth next time.

The other thing had to do with the topic of your copyright claims.  You are being grossly hypocritical about that.  Instead of owning up to it, or apologizing, or something, you attack me as if I am sort of a stalker for pointing out your dishonesty.  If you don't like it, stop doing it publicly.

I do not discuss my sexual history and of late there hasn't been any not only because of my weight but because of age.

You know, I heaved a HUGE sigh of relief when I read the first clause of this sentence...and then you continued.  Wow.  Just wow.

[MV/Liberace!]

falkie is on the gabcast right now.

http://ufoship.com/chat/

[b_dubb]

the man is a talker. the man is not a listener

[L1NGUS]

Weekly check-in to see if Bart Ell has threatened to out anyone again.

Fucking poser.

[Bart Ell]

You know, I heaved a HUGE sigh of relief when I read the first clause of this sentence...and then you continued.  Wow.  Just wow.

Blowfly - Too Fat To Fuck