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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

Icy Nothing

C2C's new home
The Hawaii studio
When, Jorch?  Tell us when

zeebo

People are whacked out
What can be done about them?
Maybe turmeric

CozyRozie

Art said that I get it.
Why  don't  you  get  it.
   -George Ralph Noory

wr250

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 05, 2017, 09:11:13 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket. . .  Oh--that's another thing isn't it?  Never mind.
there once was a man from the navy
thought hosting a show was gravy
but like this haiku he sucks. 

whoozit

Quote from: wr250 on July 06, 2017, 06:29:49 PM
there once was a man from the navy
thought hosting a show was gravy
but like this haiku he sucks.
Limerick, Haiku
Former seems to be for you
Confusion suits you

wr250

confusion reigns
except one thing
GNS

zeebo

Friday nite tactic
Lightweight guest, just sleepwalk through
Then open lines snooze

Gd5150

Two nights of Knapp
listen one must
Five nights of crap nap sleep dream, pizza rolls

Lord Grantham

False M J Twelve doc'
False reading so misleading
False is the night sound

Jojo

Quote from: mv on March 02, 2011, 02:50:25 AM
when i was a kid, i thought words like "while" had two syllables.
They do when George says them.

pate

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QuoteThey do when George says them
Gorgious Gorge

pate

Devious Dave
Non eye heart ba'al bah
One syllable less!

whoozit

Turmeric tummy
Diarrhea yellow runny
Dave Norrie health plan

pate

Fub are you hairy?
Fever hurry... Fob worry!
Fab er ah... Uh FEB

Icy Nothing

Turn on radio
It's Doc Wallet yet again
Watch TV instead

zeebo

No show prep again
Can do during interview
Wikipedia

Gd5150

DB Cooper
Where must he be
Who played him in the movie, himself?

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 03, 2018, 01:56:05 AM
No show prep again
Can do during interview
Wikipedia
Prep no-go for interview
Back to prep during dreamtime
Sleepy I am

pate

quid pro quo
Repetiresome ad nauseum
status quo


GNS

Jojo

Now all chats are shared.
He no longer gets his own.
How unfortunate.

the sun rises high
bare is the george noory thread
we must have all slept?

last night was the first sunday
I was callin' ALL the hawgs
who will fill me in?






pate

resurgence submergence
spelling error
haiku grammatix, forlorn waste,,,

time before big bang
thought surrenders to hunger
let's get a sandwich

pate

Mop'n'glow moustache.
Dave Norree perpetrates show.
Shoe polish hair dye.

Lord Grantham

Baseball. One, two, three.
Noory approaches the plate.
One, two, three. He's out.

people are whacked out
in times gone by and future
there is nothing new

Jojo

When a date says hate,
Like I hate watching football
It's not literal.

But if they hate pets,
They mean it literally.
They stalk, torture, kill.

Jojo

Chopped Liver

I have one grandchild
At least that is how it sounds
I think there are more

Jojo

Punch Drunk

Guilley got married
I'm famous so I can say
I adore her too.

pate

Quote from: Jojo on March 16, 2018, 10:19:50 PM
Punch Drunk

Guilley ..

Naught

Shore, Dave Guiliguffawy.

Tomee, tummy pizza role!

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