Haiku for Noory-san

[pate]

Three day drinking binge
Willpower experiment
I accept challenge

[K_Dubb]

I can't do haikus but

There once was a man named George Noory;
His tastes ran to macabre and gory.
A coaster was crashed,
Some people got smashed;
He said, "that's one hell of a story!"

[UFQuack]

I can't do haikus

I have often wondered, why no thread for poetry or rhymes?

Of course haiku is not mere poetry but has been likened to a verbal martial art, as the buddhist or zen koans. It has been said, if done properly, an excellent haiku should be able throw Jorch ten feet back from his monitor.

[K_Dubb]

I have often wondered, why no thread for poetry or rhymes?

Of course haiku is not mere poetry but has been likened to a verbal martial art, as the buddhist or zen koans. It has been said, if done properly, an excellent haiku should be able throw Jorch ten feet back from his monitor.

Ok I'll try:

A storm of cuss words
A lonely man stands thinking
By the microwave

[Heather Wade]

George called The GabCast
Promises no sabotage
We shall see, won't we?

[eyenoeyeno]

George called The GabCast
Promises no sabotage
We shall see, won't we?

Hehehe

[K_Dubb]

Ok one for Art:

Paranormal guest
The smoke-wreathed host toys with them
With an orange cat's paw

[zeebo]

Turned off C2C
But GNS thread is fun
And six weeks till Art

[wr250]

marrying people with billy gibbons
on paranormal date
Art puts on all the ZZ3 instead

[wr250]

noory founds paranormal date
the only paranormal thing is
that george is still on the radio

[giza2200]

Radio melted
Jorge Noory-San is Mothman
May God Save the Queen

[ACE of CLUBS]

Warm and wet
Spot grows large
Change pants George ...

Unemployed but,
Still own Senda.
Raise our glasses !

[Dateline]

Norry I need lots
Needa new lawn mower
Senda money please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pate]

I can't do haikus but

There once was a man named George Noory;
His tastes ran to macabre and gory.
A coaster was crashed,
Some people got smashed;
He said, "that's one hell of a story!"

Eye seem to recall
A limerick thread, if wrong
Check "General Thread?"

-or-

Seem to recollect
Limerick thread over in
General Sub-Board

ediot: (apologies I am on a two-month bender, forgive)

[wr250]

a haunted doll ,sailor suit
raggedy ann; animated
george noory sets them up on a date

[zeebo]

In George's mind's eye
As he thinks of the Big Bang
Pizza roll explodes

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

George Noory is a great and insightful host.
I really like the unique goods and services offered by George on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory!
George Noory is very erudite and he taught me how to do haikus. He is the best and Paranormal Date is a great idea.

[zeebo]

George Noory is very erudite and he taught me how to do haikus.

lol haha

[stevesh]

renege on the bet
oops, hoagland got his own show
art bell wins again

criticalhealthnews
infomercial, not a show
two frauds, one's a vet

two tons of tommy   
at least one ton of falkie
george noory sandwich

sardondi came back
didn't like the new bellgab
disappeared again

shaver let him down
a poor workman blames his tools
mustache rides half-off

linda moulton howe
second-week guest on art's show
no more coast for you

six hundred stations
soon to be a memory
the power of bell

steve quayle nevermore
can john hogue be far behind?
rats and sinking ship

noory sings elvis
graveyard spin in tupelo
return to sender

falkie gets a break
mv pardons all sinners
the rest of us lose

emerging artists
hear three seconds of each one
not a career start

join today for free
paranormal dating site
cat lady heaven

dave's beyond belief
bad video, not tv
guys and dolls outfits

vaccination lies
more dead children in the news
creepy, creepy man

doc peter breggin
no mind-saving meds for you
toss this quack in jail

end time prophecies
never been one that was true
dave prays for rapture

katherine albrecht
right about our privacy
not mark of the beast

[K_Dubb]

Great stuff!  You have been saving up.

Seem to recollect
Limerick thread over in
General Sub-Board

Sorry couldn't find it; sadly must continue to commune with Calliope in this thread:

Attention span that of a fly,
Non sequiturs as a reply,
His thoughts won't survive
The last three-by-five;
O come! twentieth of July.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

two tons of tommy   
at least one ton of falkie
george noory sandwich

Those are great.  Each one of deserves to be savoured as its own post, picked apart, and analyzed before going on to the next one.  I hate to admit it but I particularly enjoyed this one.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

"I saw the worst mind of his generation, employed by Premrat, with a mustache and toupee so hysterical,
horrid
dragging Art's and Coast legacy, through late night infomercial streets, looking for colloidal silver
Davebot hipsters burning for connection on Paranormaldate.com
alone forever in the night and spirit,
who bared his brain from sense, and asked if it could be angels, with fat friend looking on
eyes hollow"

A portion of Allen Ginsberg's early draft of Howl.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Outtakes from:
Georgie
by Sylvia Plath

"Yew do not do, Yew do not do
Any more, Dave ewww
For twelve years, late at night,
barely trying to care, Peyew.

Georgie, I dreamed Art killed yew.
You died before I had time--
mustachioed-skeevy, a bag full of toohmurhic
Ghastly producer, so huge though
Big as whale, Tommy the heel

Ahead in freakish race to bottom
where affiliates abandon, fans depart
In the high desert of Pahrump.
I used to pray until his noncompete
was through."

"There's pizza roll in your fat black heart
and the listeners never liked yew.
They are dancing and stamping on yewww.
They always knew they hated yewww.
Georgie, Jorchy, you bastard we're through."

[K_Dubb]

You are on a roll, sir/ma'am.

so much depends
upon

a gray metal desk

glazed with cigarette ash

beside the black-and-white cat.

[wr250]

You are on a roll, sir/ma'am.

so much depends
upon

a gray metal desk

glazed with cigarette ash

beside the black-and-white cat.

a grey metal desk ,he hasnt
a cheap walmart desk
noory lords over, tis bee-yund bleef

[stevesh]

dropped his index cards
call joshua p warren
dump this guest now

sunstorm takes out grid
mad george beyond thunderdome
pig shit power now

george concealed carry
danheiser bending over
oops, unplanned discharge

hundred dollar bills
two whores on overtime
dave and falkie share

george out in LA
dating tips from bill cosby
some more wine, my dear?

talk radio king?
eat shit and die, dog fucker
art will kick your ass

charred his uvula
where the hell's the hospital?
tommy knew the way

city of angels
from the gateway to the west
cross-country suckage

the big bang theory
dave just can't comprehend it
it must be angels

sumthin's happenin'
art called it the quickening
wrote his own damned book

july twentieth
beginning of the end, dave
back to dental school

falkie's MIA
spontaneous combustion
kathy lit him up

bella-haven live
lots of fun with perfect hosts
dare dave to call in

billy meier fraud
photographing trash can lids
mike horn still his pimp

[General Johnson Jameson]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Heard Nori likes the cock
j/k

[bmcintyre]

Children are abused
Would it be a mean baby
Noory is content

I regret not keeping up with this site.  All of these are excellent.  Nothing has changed.

[wr250]

for whom does the Bell toll
asks george noory
george, it tolls for thee

[bmcintyre]

Outtakes from:
Georgie
by Sylvia Plath

"Yew do not do, Yew do not do
Any more, Dave ewww
For twelve years, late at night,
barely trying to care, Peyew.

Georgie, I dreamed Art killed yew.
You died before I had time--
mustachioed-skeevy, a bag full of toohmurhic
Ghastly producer, so huge though
Big as whale, Tommy the heel

Ahead in freakish race to bottom
where affiliates abandon, fans depart
In the high desert of Pahrump.
I used to pray until his noncompete
was through."

"There's pizza roll in your fat black heart
and the listeners never liked yew.
They are dancing and stamping on yewww.
They always knew they hated yewww.
Georgie, Jorchy, you bastard we're through."

Very clever!